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太搞笑了,疤蟆说他支持自由市场和减少法规自助餐说我们还是把疤蟆care全部干掉吧
疤蟆又要去度假了疤蟆周末又去golfing了
疤蟆又要投资20亿给所谓的green energy疤蟆care的本质和他的其他政策一样:劫中产济贫
疤蟆的健康部长也承认疤蟆care会造成保险费上涨疤蟆给了4亿美元给所谓的太阳能公司,然后这个公司变成了垃圾场
笑死人, 疤蟆说要自降工资5%即使在夏威夷度假,疤蟆也不忘记讨钱
疤蟆又开始说梦话: ‘The Truth Is, Our Deficits Are Already Shrinking’情人节疤蟆不理他老婆,自己出去打golf了
原来可以申请疤蟆phone,然后换海洛因疤蟆又要去度假了
脑残media对疤蟆的表现极其失望,焦躁不安工会说疤蟆care加快了收入不平等
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Man Arrested on Marijuana Charge After Claiming To Be Michelle Obama’s
Adopted Son »
by Jammie
If Michelle Obama had a son, would he look like Johnnie Fletcher Gooden?
Well, there is a resemblance.
Saying he was the newly adopted son of first lady Michelle Obama, a
College Station man asked a teller at a Bryan bank to give him access to her
bank account.
The story didn’t fly, especially when the first lady doesn’t have an
account at the bank.
Now, 29-year-old Johnnie Fletcher Gooden Jr. is being held in the Brazos
County Jail on two outstanding warrants and new pot possession charge,
investigators said.
An employee at Chase Bank at 2335 Boonville Road called police to report
a suspicious customer who was “attempting to access an account under
Michelle Obama,” according to a probable cause statement filed in the case.
“The subject remained at the bank even though the bank advised him that
there was no such account.”
When police arrived to question the man, he told them that “Mrs. Obama
contacted him through Facebook and adopted him, and he was now trying to get
money out of her bank account,” investigators said. When the officer
challenged the assertion, the suspect suddenly stopped talking.
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疤蟆出访比利时,带了900个随从疤蟆又开始说梦话: ‘The Truth Is, Our Deficits Are Already Shrinking’
Michelle ‘I Can’t Stop Eating French Fries’原来可以申请疤蟆phone,然后换海洛因
连历史上第二差劲的总统都说Jury没错脑残media对疤蟆的表现极其失望,焦躁不安
太搞笑了,疤蟆说他支持自由市场和减少法规自助餐说我们还是把疤蟆care全部干掉吧
疤蟆又要去度假了疤蟆周末又去golfing了
疤蟆又要投资20亿给所谓的green energy疤蟆care的本质和他的其他政策一样:劫中产济贫
疤蟆的健康部长也承认疤蟆care会造成保险费上涨疤蟆给了4亿美元给所谓的太阳能公司,然后这个公司变成了垃圾场
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