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发帖数: 29846 | 1 Maybe Pain Will Teach You Millenials Not To Vote For Your Own Serfdom
Kurt Schlichter | Nov 04, 2013
You Millenials voted for Obama by a margin of 28 percent, which will make it
a lot easier for me to accept the benefits you will be paying for. We
warned you that liberalism was a scam designed to take the fruits of your
labor and transfer it to us, the older, established generation. Oh, and also
to the couch-dwelling, Democrat-voting losers who live off of food stamps
and order junk from QVC with their Obamaphones.
You didn’t listen to us. Maybe you’ll listen to pain.
I have been told that being hard on you Millennials will turn you against
conservatism, that I should offer you a positive, hopeful message that
avoids the touchy problem of your manifest stupidity.
No. There’s no sugar-coating it – your votes for Democrats have ensured
that you are the first generation in American history that will fail to
exceed what their parents attained. Embracing liberalism was a stupid thing
to do, done for the stupidest of reasons, and I will now let you subsidize
my affluent lifestyle without a shred of guilt.
I’m a 48 year old trial lawyer living on the coast in California – I
should have “Hope and Change” tattooed on my glutes. I’d have an excuse
to be lib-curious, but you Millennials? Why do you support an ideology that
pillages you to pay-off Democrat constituencies? Your time in the
indoctrination factories of academia trained you in a form of “critical
thinking” that is neither. Somehow, you came to embrace the bizarre notion
that conservatives are psychotic Jesus freaks who want to Footloosisze
America into a land of mandatory Sunday school and no dancing.
But liberals, in contrast, are nice. Obama is cool. You chose petty fascism
with a smile. Not a lot of thought went into it. Facts, evidence – these
were mere distractions from the feelings-based validation that came from
rejecting us wicked conservatives.
What did you get? The chance to be forced to buy health insurance you don’t
want at inflated rates so my rates can be lower. You get to pay more out of
your monthly barista take – liberalism ensured that the tanked job market
foreclosed a real career – so that I get to pay less out of my lawyer
checks. Thanks, suckers.
You fume that conservatives want to spy on you in your bedrooms. Leaving
aside the fact that that your tacky boudoir fumblings are the last thing
conservatives care about, have you noticed how your precious Big Brother
spies on your doings everywhere else? But who cares about that – Mumford &
Sons totally digs Obama!
Don’t even get me started on your crappy music.
Enjoy your student loans, Millennials! We tried to tell you that it was a
Democrat scam designed to subsidize liberal academia by allowing you to go
into decades of crushing debt to pay for a bachelors in Ancient Guatemalan
Gender Identity Issues.
Good plan. Now fetch my latte – I’m in a hurry to get to my corner office.
And I’ll leave you a tip – next time you decide to vote for a liberal,
first be born in 1964.
Don’t think that I’m happy about this. I came to Los Angeles after the
Gulf War. I had a car and a few bucks I had saved in the desert which went
right into paying for Loyola Law School. I had no contacts and no money, but
I knew I had endless opportunity.
I worked hard. I could start a business. I could get credit. I could – and
did – build my own future.
But can you? Liberalism, with its impoverishing redistribution, crippling
regulations and the debt it suckered you into undertaking, has ensured that
most of you can’t.
You live with your parents, and Obamacare encourages sponging until you are
26 years old. At 26, I was leading Americans in a war, not begging mommy to
pay my bills. The liberals want you to be eternal man-children, wearing
cargo shorts and passively pumping money into their socialized medicine
nightmare in return for “Brosurance” you don’t want or need.
It breaks my heart to see the young lawyers I hire hobbled by six figures of
debt. But hey, your desperation works fine for us established folks. I got
297 applications for a junior associate position. Let me say that again –
297. Most of them weren’t even practicing law – they were brewing coffee,
not writing briefs. Now, I understand that most of you learned nothing but
liberal clichés in college, but take a guess: As an employer, are the
salaries I pay generally more or less when I have 297 people competing for
each job?
So feel free to keep voting for the liberals who keep you in chains. I’ll
take my cheaper insurance, my future Social Security checks, and the other
benefits that come from being established without guilt. The guys who you
squander your votes upon certainly won’t change that equation. You’ll
tread water in life, but hey, at least those conservatives won’t be in
charge!
Thanks again, suckers. Now get off my lawn. | I******I
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