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w****y
发帖数: 76
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Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady,
and a young blonde girl with large breasts. 
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound
of a loud slap. 
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on
his cheek. No one speaks. 
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
slapped him. 
The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him. 
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to
slap him but missed and got me instead. 
George Bush thinks: I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama
again.
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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It must be Bush's fault.
s*****j
发帖数: 6435
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这笑话(原型)有至少三十年了.

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【在 w****y 的大作中提到】
: Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady,
: and a young blonde girl with large breasts. 
: The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound
: of a loud slap. 
: When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on
: his cheek. No one speaks. 
: The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she
: slapped him. 
: The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
: missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him. 

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