l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 1 Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions: Why Do You Carry A Gun? Edition
By Robert Farago on October 25, 2015
It happened the other day, again, in the locker room. “Why do you carry a
gun?” a random guy asked as I placed my EDC in my locker. “So that good
things can happen to bad people,” I replied. I thought it was clever, being
in the Bible Belt and all. He didn’t get it. I could have trotted out the
old warhorse, “Because a policeman’s too heavy to carry,” but I didn’t
want to get into an argument with the protein shake-swilling Schwarzenegger
listening in. Anyway, with licensed open carry coming to Texas, I’ve been
thinking about snappy answers to that inevitable question. Here’s what I’
ve got so far . . .
Why Do You Carry A Gun?
Leverage
I couldn’t find a holster for my Howitzer
Because Jon Wayne Taylor’s not here
To make my butt look small
To defend against all enemies, foreign, domestic and overly inquisitive
Wait. Are you saying I should be carrying two guns?
Because my gun suffers from severe separation anxiety
Because I woke up this morning in the United States of America
Because a knife is way too personal
To distract women from the enormous bulge in my pants
Because bad guys prefer to attack unarmed citizens like . . .
Because Jesus loves me but he’s busy right now
Any other bright ideas? | j*****v
发帖数: 7717 | | c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 3 Because I like to hear a bad guy asking the same question before he kicks
bucket.
being
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Schwarzenegger
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: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions: Why Do You Carry A Gun? Edition
: By Robert Farago on October 25, 2015
: It happened the other day, again, in the locker room. “Why do you carry a
: gun?” a random guy asked as I placed my EDC in my locker. “So that good
: things can happen to bad people,” I replied. I thought it was clever, being
: in the Bible Belt and all. He didn’t get it. I could have trotted out the
: old warhorse, “Because a policeman’s too heavy to carry,” but I didn’t
: want to get into an argument with the protein shake-swilling Schwarzenegger
: listening in. Anyway, with licensed open carry coming to Texas, I’ve been
: thinking about snappy answers to that inevitable question. Here’s what I’
| T*********I
发帖数: 10729 | 4 为什么你要像坏人一样那么恐惧我这个好人手里的枪？
当然是为了能够当坏人要打死你的时候，我能先打死他，救你这个笨蛋。 | x****k
发帖数: 2932 | 5 good answer, 收藏
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