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Over the last 8 years, Michelle Obama has evolved into an exemplary world
traveler. Compliments of the struggling U.S. taxpayer, the FLOTUS
consistently indulges in at least five or six multi-million dollar vacations
per year.
In March, if things get boring, Michelle, mother Marian, and daughters Sasha
and Malia, either fly solo or use Dad (if he’s not golfing) as an excuse
to pamper their weary bones with an all expense paid “working vacation.”
Like clockwork, the girl gang jets off to destinations such as Cuba, China,
Japan, Qatar, Argentina or Cambodia.
Predictably, there’s always a June pre-Martha’s Vineyard vacation where
Michelle tours Paris, Spain, South Africa, London, and Italy.
In August, the Obamas take a Martha’s Vineyard breather for a few weeks. On
the Vineyard, the Obama family and their large tag-along entourage, at a
paltry cost of give-or-take $5-million or so, enjoy a well-deserved getaway.
That summer retreat is a crucial piece of the annual Obama vacation puzzle
because two weeks of ice cream cones and body surfing help the first family
prepare to spend $8-million vacationing in Hawaii at Christmas for 17 days.
And Michelle, for one, notoriously milks every vacation bone dry.
One year, she flew the family dog to Hawaii on a private plane. Another
year, for her 50th birthday, before repacking for a customary February date
to ski in Aspen, Colorado, Michelle banished Barry and the kids from Hawaii
and for another couple of days laid over with girlfriends at Oprah Winfrey’
s Maui estate.
Recently, Michelle and her mother and daughters embarked on a “Let Girls
Learn” jaunt to sub-Saharan and north Africa, as well as Europe. This time
, it was for six-days and, unlike 2011, did not include fried fat cakes.
Wait! Wasn’t it just last March that the Japanese let Michelle ‘You Go,
Girl’ Obama learn to play the taiko drums in Kyoto? Now, one year later,
the plan for this trip is for the FLOTUS’s Moroccan and Liberian stops to
be recorded for a CNN “Let Girls Learn” documentary.
CNN Films must be so committed to propping up the Obama legacy, they paid
for Academy Award-winning actress Meryl Streep, who recently mocked Donald
Trump in a Park Public Theater Gala in New York, and “Slum Dog Millionaire
” leading lady, Freida Pinto, to join the girly LGL globe-trotters.
In the end, chances are that Michelle’s expose on the educational inequity
of culturally and politically oppressed girls will be rivaled only by HBO’s
riveting Beyoncé biopic: “Life is But a Dream.”
On this trip, the FLOTUS has been focused on delivering a “Let Girls Learn
” message to nations where most girls suffer from poverty, Ebola, gang rape
, HIV-AIDs, premature death, murder for honor by dear old dad, and being
forcibly married at age nine to old letches.
Resplendent in a $2,000 Peter Pilotto black silk dress, Michelle Obama
travelled half way across the world to express to those worried about being
genitally mutilated that it’s high time to “Let Girls Learn.”
Besides providing the FLOTUS with a way to justify spending oodles of
taxpayer money on self-indulgent vacations, the U.S. government-wide “Let
Girls Learn” initiative tacitly implies that getting 62-million unschooled
girls into classrooms will be as easy as Obama getting transgenders into sex
-specific bathrooms.
Last year, a generous Mrs. Obama pledged $70 million dollars, the equivalent
of the cost of her first five years of vacation expenses, to Pakistan, a
country where 74% of the people basically hate America. This year, while
struggling Americans scrimp and save to purchase groceries, Michelle upped
the ante and pledged $100 million in U.S. foreign aid to 100,000 Moroccan
students - 50,000 of whom are uneducated girls.
Which is why, after her visit with Nobel Peace Prize winner, President Ellen
Johnson Sirleaf in Ebola-stricken Liberia, and in keeping with Barack’s
Muslim-apologist theme, Michelle commissioned the Marrakesh Express to
shuttle her to Morocco. Dressed in what closely resembled a $3,000 black and
white tablecloth, Michelle, the woman who hasn’t missed one meal in eight
years, broke the Ramadan fast at an Iftar dinner hosted by Moroccan Princess
Lalla Salma.
Meanwhile, female students Malia, Sasha, and Grandma the Grifter, are
quickly learning that sumptuous perks are in store for those who tag along
on whirlwind vacations with Michelle. For example, Malia, who also cares
deeply about illiterate girls living in poverty, showed up to the Moroccan
food fest wearing a $4,295 Burberry Prorsum dress.
Either way, rather than stay in the U.S. and address the problem of
immigrants who refuse to learn English, Michelle chose instead to fly to
Madrid, where, after being joined by Queen Letizia Ortiz Rocasolano, spoke
in English to girls in Spain about ‘letting girls learn.’
In other words, after pushing away from the Moroccan buffet table, America’
s wayfaring freeloader, who last visited Malaga and Mallorca in 2010 on $
500K private mother/daughter trip, seamlessly segued from Marrakesh to
Madrid.
And if all this seems strange, lest anyone forget, it was female education-
advocate Michelle Obama who just finished making the college-graduation-
speaker-circuit, where, instead of praising America, exploited keynote
speeches to stir up racial tension and to grumble about “driving while
black.”
Which proves that the FLOTUS’s efforts overseas have nothing to do with ‘
girls learning.’
Instead, under the guise of some global gender-sensitive educational
initiative that she knows is impossible to enforce, Michelle Obama has again
finagled for herself a holiday. By feigning concern for girls who live in
countries where socio-economic and political challenges preclude them from
accessing an education, America’s vacation-glutton, Michelle Obama, has
found yet another vehicle that justifies her indulging in a June vacation.
Over the last 8 years, Michelle Obama has evolved into an exemplary world
traveler. Compliments of the struggling U.S. taxpayer, the FLOTUS
consistently indulges in at least five or six multi-million dollar vacations
per year.
In March, if things get boring, Michelle, mother Marian, and daughters Sasha
and Malia, either fly solo or use Dad (if he’s not golfing) as an excuse
to pamper their weary bones with an all expense paid “working vacation.”
Like clockwork, the girl gang jets off to destinations such as Cuba, China,
Japan, Qatar, Argentina or Cambodia.
Predictably, there’s always a June pre-Martha’s Vineyard vacation where
Michelle tours Paris, Spain, South Africa, London, and Italy.
In August, the Obamas take a Martha’s Vineyard breather for a few weeks. On
the Vineyard, the Obama family and their large tag-along entourage, at a
paltry cost of give-or-take $5-million or so, enjoy a well-deserved getaway.
That summer retreat is a crucial piece of the annual Obama vacation puzzle
because two weeks of ice cream cones and body surfing help the first family
prepare to spend $8-million vacationing in Hawaii at Christmas for 17 days.
And Michelle, for one, notoriously milks every vacation bone dry.
One year, she flew the family dog to Hawaii on a private plane. Another
year, for her 50th birthday, before repacking for a customary February date
to ski in Aspen, Colorado, Michelle banished Barry and the kids from Hawaii
and for another couple of days laid over with girlfriends at Oprah Winfrey’
s Maui estate.
Recently, Michelle and her mother and daughters embarked on a “Let Girls
Learn” jaunt to sub-Saharan and north Africa, as well as Europe. This time
, it was for six-days and, unlike 2011, did not include fried fat cakes.
Wait! Wasn’t it just last March that the Japanese let Michelle ‘You Go,
Girl’ Obama learn to play the taiko drums in Kyoto? Now, one year later,
the plan for this trip is for the FLOTUS’s Moroccan and Liberian stops to
be recorded for a CNN “Let Girls Learn” documentary.
CNN Films must be so committed to propping up the Obama legacy, they paid
for Academy Award-winning actress Meryl Streep, who recently mocked Donald
Trump in a Park Public Theater Gala in New York, and “Slum Dog Millionaire
” leading lady, Freida Pinto, to join the girly LGL globe-trotters.
In the end, chances are that Michelle’s expose on the educational inequity
of culturally and politically oppressed girls will be rivaled only by HBO’s
riveting Beyoncé biopic: “Life is But a Dream.”
On this trip, the FLOTUS has been focused on delivering a “Let Girls Learn
” message to nations where most girls suffer from poverty, Ebola, gang rape
, HIV-AIDs, premature death, murder for honor by dear old dad, and being
forcibly married at age nine to old letches.
Resplendent in a $2,000 Peter Pilotto black silk dress, Michelle Obama
travelled half way across the world to express to those worried about being
genitally mutilated that it’s high time to “Let Girls Learn.”
Besides providing the FLOTUS with a way to justify spending oodles of
taxpayer money on self-indulgent vacations, the U.S. government-wide “Let
Girls Learn” initiative tacitly implies that getting 62-million unschooled
girls into classrooms will be as easy as Obama getting transgenders into sex
-specific bathrooms.
Last year, a generous Mrs. Obama pledged $70 million dollars, the equivalent
of the cost of her first five years of vacation expenses, to Pakistan, a
country where 74% of the people basically hate America. This year, while
struggling Americans scrimp and save to purchase groceries, Michelle upped
the ante and pledged $100 million in U.S. foreign aid to 100,000 Moroccan
students - 50,000 of whom are uneducated girls.
Which is why, after her visit with Nobel Peace Prize winner, President Ellen
Johnson Sirleaf in Ebola-stricken Liberia, and in keeping with Barack’s
Muslim-apologist theme, Michelle commissioned the Marrakesh Express to
shuttle her to Morocco. Dressed in what closely resembled a $3,000 black and
white tablecloth, Michelle, the woman who hasn’t missed one meal in eight
years, broke the Ramadan fast at an Iftar dinner hosted by Moroccan Princess
Lalla Salma.
Meanwhile, female students Malia, Sasha, and Grandma the Grifter, are
quickly learning that sumptuous perks are in store for those who tag along
on whirlwind vacations with Michelle. For example, Malia, who also cares
deeply about illiterate girls living in poverty, showed up to the Moroccan
food fest wearing a $4,295 Burberry Prorsum dress.
Either way, rather than stay in the U.S. and address the problem of
immigrants who refuse to learn English, Michelle chose instead to fly to
Madrid, where, after being joined by Queen Letizia Ortiz Rocasolano, spoke
in English to girls in Spain about ‘letting girls learn.’
In other words, after pushing away from the Moroccan buffet table, America’
s wayfaring freeloader, who last visited Malaga and Mallorca in 2010 on $
500K private mother/daughter trip, seamlessly segued from Marrakesh to
Madrid.
And if all this seems strange, lest anyone forget, it was female education-
advocate Michelle Obama who just finished making the college-graduation-
speaker-circuit, where, instead of praising America, exploited keynote
speeches to stir up racial tension and to grumble about “driving while
black.”
Which proves that the FLOTUS’s efforts overseas have nothing to do with ‘
girls learning.’
Instead, under the guise of some global gender-sensitive educational
initiative that she knows is impossible to enforce, Michelle Obama has again
finagled for herself a holiday. By feigning concern for girls who live in
countries where socio-economic and political challenges preclude them from
accessing an education, America’s vacation-glutton, Michelle Obama, has
found yet another vehicle that justifies her indulging in a June vacation.
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