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发帖数: 737 | 1 .. I found this joke, or a least I think it is a joke..
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk
about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth
.” "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third –whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were
Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different boy—little Johnny--puts his hand up;
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. "Johnny." "And what is
your question, Johnny?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were
Secretary of State?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - where's Kenneth?
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"
A different boy—little Alex--puts his hand up;
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. "Alex." "And what is
your question, Alex?"
"I have six questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were
Secretary of State?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early after Kenneth asked
questions?
Fifth - why did the recess bell go off 60 minutes early after Johnny asked
questions?
Sixth - where are Kenneth and Johnny?
...........
After Hillary's visit, all kids are found dead. Of course, boys just killed
themselves and it is a coincidence. | l****z
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