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发帖数: 502 | 1 In 2017
Hillary Clinton is sentenced to 215 years in prison.
Loretta Lynch is sentenced to probation and begins job as janitor at DoJ.
Barack Obama successfully transgenders into Bahama Obama and Michelle takes
off her make up and reveals her name is actually Michael but scientists are
still baffled regarding DNA tests revealing her species as "inconclusive."
A virulent mutated strain of HIV has been named CyrusX due to Miley Cyrus
being identified as Patient Zero.
Former President Bill Clinton is diagnosed as CyrusX Patient One shortly
after successfully suing Madonna for failing to deliver on her promise of
oral sex in exchange for voting for his wife Hillary during the 2016
Presidential Erection Election
President Donald Trump is credited with eliminating 2,374 arbitrary
administrative regulations which resulted in spurring over a million jobs
per month for 12 months straight.
Vladmir Putin is named Pope succeeding Pope Francis who died of acute
radiation poisoning following a visit to Moscow
New O'Keefe video surfaces with Nancy Pelosi admitting to spending more than
$1,000,000 in U.S. tax dollars on botox
Bernie Sanders arrested in Central Park wearing trench coat, driving creepy
white van.
Reverend Al Sharpton sues Chicken Farmers of America claiming white eggs are
racist.
Last but not least, former Senator Harry Reid seen running naked outside bar
in Reno, apparently chasing a cat. | h*******n
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