d********r
发帖数: 1238 | 1 Here at my Tennessee home, I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on
Ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I
disconnected my home alarm system and quit the Neighborhood Watch. It was
only marginally effective, anyway, against the steady flow of hooded thugs
breaking into houses, with police often arriving too late. So, I bought four
Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of my land. Then I purchased the
black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on Ebay) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret
Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've never felt
safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I
bought burkas for my wife and I to wear when we shop or travel. Everyone
moves out of the way. Hot Damn! Safe at last! | n******h
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