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发帖数: 631 | 2 Ann Coulter: Hush Little Porn Star, Don’t Say a Word…
I gather I was supposed to gasp when Michael Cohen said during his testimony
before Congress on Wednesday, “The president of the United States thus
wrote a personal check for the payment of hush money as part of a criminal
scheme to violate campaign finance laws.”
If that’s the best he’s got, Trump should demand we hold the election this
coming Tuesday.
Cohen was referring to Trump’s 2017 reimbursement of the $130,000 hush
money he paid to porn star Stormy Daniels to stay quiet about her claim that
she’d had sex with Trump, aka Cohen’s client — meaning much of Cohen’s
testimony is barred by attorney-client privilege. But who cares about this
sacred legal privilege? We’re trying to get Trump!
Neither the media nor Cohen seem to realize that Cohen wasn’t doing
anything illegal when he paid the “hush money.” (Just because Trump thinks
every Jewish lawyer is Roy Cohn doesn’t mean you have to, too, New York
Times.)
Words like “hush money” and “porn star” make the payments sound unsavory
— especially to The New York Times, known during the Clinton era as
Defender of Inappropriate Presidential Sex — but there’s nothing criminal
about paying money to suppress embarrassing information, even in the middle
of a political campaign.
If it wasn’t illegal for Cohen to pay the hush money, it’s certainly not
illegal for Trump to reimburse him for it. Cohen was, after all, Trump’s
lawyer. He got reimbursed for a lot of things.
But we have to have days of hearings in hopes of establishing that Trump
violated the campaign finance reporting requirements with these payments, in
which case, OH MY GOSH, HE’D HAVE TO PAY A FINE.
I’d be more impressed if they got Trump on a jaywalking charge.
President Obama had to pay $375,000 in fines for actual campaign violations
during his 2008 run, and I don’t think we needed 16 prosecutors, half of
Congress, and the entire media on the case.
The theory of Trump’s alleged campaign finance violation is that if you’re
running for office, all normal life expenses suddenly become campaign-
related. According to these neurotics, ANY money Trump or his companies
spent during the campaign is a potential campaign finance expenditure.
Paying your gardeners is a campaign expense — because who would vote for a
man who can’t even keep the hedges tidy at Mar-a-Lago? If Trump had gone to
the hospital for an appendectomy — well, he got his appendix cut out
because he feared that if he died of appendicitis, he wouldn’t get the
nomination.
Luckily our laws aren’t as insane as our media. For the hush money payments
to be campaign expenses, the government would have to prove:
1) Trump, with his fine legal mind, knew he was violating the law; and
2) He authorized the payments only because he was running for office.
So prosecutors have a fantastic case, provided they can get Trump to admit
on the stand, Oh no, I wasn’t worried that these allegations would hurt my
brand at all. I didn’t care about what my grandkids or Melania would think.
I had Cohen pay off a porn star for the sole purpose of misleading the
public into voting for me on the basis of my character.
Such an argument would be absurd with anyone, but we’re talking about
Donald Trump. He didn’t exactly hold himself out to the voting public as a
moral paragon.
As voters were well aware, Trump’s been married three times, has appeared
in Playboy videos, and was a fixture on the Howard Stern show for years,
discussing breast sizes and ranking women’s looks. In the very first GOP
debate, Fox News reminded viewers that Trump had called women “fat pigs,
dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.”
The reason the Access Hollywood tape failed so spectacularly was that Trump
had never appealed to Americans based on his character.
To take a contrary example at random, off the top of my head: Sen. John
Edwards’ presidential campaign was entirely premised on his boasting about
how much he loved the poor and loved his cancer-stricken wife — and also
loved his son, who died in a car accident, and he’s never told anyone this
story before …
About a year before Edwards was caught by a real newspaper, The National
Enquirer, visiting his love child and mistress in the Beverly Hilton,
Edwards droned on and on about the importance of marital fidelity to CBS’s
Katie Couric. It was, he said, “fundamental to how you judge people and
human character — whether you keep your word, whether you keep what is your
ultimate word, which is that you love your spouse, and you’ll stay with
them.”
In order to preserve this utterly false image, Edwards arranged for his
campaign donors to fork over nearly a million dollars to keep his baby mama
happy and quiet. These were donors — not Edwards’ personal lawyer — who
ponied up because they wanted him in the White House, and the money was
being spent to protect the candidate’s completely bogus public image.
But when federal prosecutors brought a case against Edwards for failing to
report these rather more obvious campaign expenditures, the government was
nearly laughed out of court. The media ridiculed the entire prosecution and
the jury acquitted, presumably on the grounds that, however much Edwards
didn’t want voters to know about the affair, he also didn’t want his wife
to know.
Trump won the presidency not because he touted himself as a man of character
, but because he said he was someone who could get things done. Like build
the wall. If you’re going to impeach him, impeach him for that. |
