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发帖数: 24 | 1 Kraken Holds Press Conference To Distance Itself From Trump Campaign
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid urgent calls for Trump's legal team to "release the
Kraken" and show the country their irrefutable proof of voter fraud, the
legendary Nordic cephalopod made a rare media appearance this week to clear
things up and distance himself from the Trump campaign.
"Let me be perfectly clear," gargled the Kraken in its horrifying eldritch
voice. "I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Trump campaign. No
one has contacted me from the campaign or legal team. These rumors of me
being 'released' are just rumors."
Reporters then began to shout questions and offer buckets of dead fish in
hopes that the Kraken would call on them.
"Have you ever been to Mar-a-Lago? Did you help the Russians meddle in the
2016 elections? Are you a racist?" yelled Jim Acosta before being devoured
whole by the terrible creature.
The cranky monster then slithered back into the briny depths from whence it
came. Trump responded on Twitter, calling the Kraken "a total loser who he
never liked anyway."
In light of the Kraken's denial, Trump's legal team has announced plans to
release Mothra instead. | I****s
发帖数: 1167 | 2 没看出这是在讽刺老川团队的？
Kraken" and show the country their irrefutable proof of voter fraud, the
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voice. "I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Trump campaign. No
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release Mothra instead.
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: Kraken Holds Press Conference To Distance Itself From Trump Campaign
: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid urgent calls for Trump's legal team to "release the
: Kraken" and show the country their irrefutable proof of voter fraud, the
: legendary Nordic cephalopod made a rare media appearance this week to clear
: things up and distance himself from the Trump campaign.
: "Let me be perfectly clear," gargled the Kraken in its horrifying eldritch
: voice. "I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of the Trump campaign. No
: one has contacted me from the campaign or legal team. These rumors of me
: being 'released' are just rumors."
: Reporters then began to shout questions and offer buckets of dead fish in
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