c******2
发帖数: 4019 | 1 WASHINGTON, D.C.—After years of faithfully serving as Senate Majority
Leader, Mitch McConnell has returned to the sea to live out the rest of his
life as a turtle, his work on dry land now complete.
"It's been the honor of my life to serve this country, but it's time to
return to the vast, wild ocean where I belong," said McConnell. "I miss the
freedom, the serenity, and the delicious fresh squid. Farewell!"
McConnell then shuffled slowly across the sand towards the water. With one
final look back at the shores of America, the majestic creature sank into
the roiling briny depths of the ocean.
Some people say they can still hear his mournful voice as it's carried
across the waves on a stormy day. Others claim to have seen the old senator,
happily swimming with his sea turtle family.
Witnesses say that if you sprinkle a tiny bit of cocaine in the water off
the coast of Virginia, he will appear.
Farewell, Cocaine Mitch.
@巴比伦比 | h*******g
发帖数: 1 | 2 開什麼玩笑？真的老年癡呆？McConnell is a human being, how can he return to
the ocean!!! Nobody eats a fresh squid, not even a turtle!!!
Stop the rumor!!! | G*********a
发帖数: 1 | 3 你们到时候会想念龟相的，话放这，凹8聚聚这两年政治震荡的稳定器还真是龟相
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【在 c******2 的大作中提到】
: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After years of faithfully serving as Senate Majority
: Leader, Mitch McConnell has returned to the sea to live out the rest of his
: life as a turtle, his work on dry land now complete.
: "It's been the honor of my life to serve this country, but it's time to
: return to the vast, wild ocean where I belong," said McConnell. "I miss the
: freedom, the serenity, and the delicious fresh squid. Farewell!"
: McConnell then shuffled slowly across the sand towards the water. With one
: final look back at the shores of America, the majestic creature sank into
: the roiling briny depths of the ocean.
: Some people say they can still hear his mournful voice as it's carried
| a******M
发帖数: 104 | 4 And the moon has changed to orange ever since. |
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