j***a
发帖数: 10844 | | b*****1
发帖数: 3331 | | j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 3 除了银子，房子，包子和孩子，其他都是闲工夫吗？
Why这样的音乐会就见不到几个老中呢？ | B*****g
发帖数: 34098 | 4 都灌水呢
【在 j***a 的大作中提到】
: 除了银子，房子，包子和孩子，其他都是闲工夫吗？
: Why这样的音乐会就见不到几个老中呢？
| b*****1
发帖数: 3331 | 5 晚上我连电脑都不开的。
【在 B*****g 的大作中提到】
: 都灌水呢
| z***y
发帖数: 7151 | 6 第一听不懂，第二我不舍得。
这样说应该代表一大批wsn。 来， 报名吧。
【在 j***a 的大作中提到】
: 除了银子，房子，包子和孩子，其他都是闲工夫吗？
: Why这样的音乐会就见不到几个老中呢？
| b*****1
发帖数: 3331 | 7 前版大，赌博你懂多少，5000都扔了。
【在 z***y 的大作中提到】
: 第一听不懂，第二我不舍得。
: 这样说应该代表一大批wsn。 来， 报名吧。
| T*R
发帖数: 25894 | | B*****g
发帖数: 34098 | 9 第一我不舍得，没有第二
【在 z***y 的大作中提到】
: 第一听不懂，第二我不舍得。
: 这样说应该代表一大批wsn。 来， 报名吧。
| u*********e
发帖数: 9616 | 10 Not into Bach. too peaceful for my taste.
【在 j***a 的大作中提到】
: 除了银子，房子，包子和孩子，其他都是闲工夫吗？
: Why这样的音乐会就见不到几个老中呢？
| | | b*****1
发帖数: 3331 | 11 今天上班穿什么？
【在 T*R 的大作中提到】
: 想去，但是没有面试的西装。
| T*R
发帖数: 25894 | 12 老海军
【在 b*****1 的大作中提到】
: 今天上班穿什么？
| j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 13 To me, Bach is the best and the Mozart is next to the best. Haydn and Mozart
have a lot of similarities not only because they were friends.
【在 u*********e 的大作中提到】
: Not into Bach. too peaceful for my taste.
| b*****1
发帖数: 3331 | 14 我也穿过这个，是挺舒服，衬衫领子太软了。但听音乐会足够了。 | j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 15 这个穿马甲就可以。
【在 T*R 的大作中提到】
: 想去，但是没有面试的西装。
| c*h
发帖数: 33018 | | j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 17 其实学琴的孩子去听一场这样的音乐会比上一课要强太多了。 | P******e
发帖数: 2223 | 18 Nice program indeed. very familiar pieces.
The other day I heard WETA re-air the Yoyo Ma concert a while ago, mirroring
Pablo Casal's white house recital for the Kennedy's.
So nice.
i would generally love to go, escept Meyerhoff (?) hall is too far away from
Virginia. | m*******r
发帖数: 8950 | 19 BACH的曲子太BORING了。MOZART是最好的。
Mozart
【在 j***a 的大作中提到】
: To me, Bach is the best and the Mozart is next to the best. Haydn and Mozart
: have a lot of similarities not only because they were friends.
| j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 20 ys, this is at the Strathmore.
mirroring
from
【在 P******e 的大作中提到】
: Nice program indeed. very familiar pieces.
: The other day I heard WETA re-air the Yoyo Ma concert a while ago, mirroring
: Pablo Casal's white house recital for the Kennedy's.
: So nice.
: i would generally love to go, escept Meyerhoff (?) hall is too far away from
: Virginia.
| | | j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 21 anyway, 谁要是去的话一定不会后悔的，我也是看了好多天才碰上这个deal的 ($28). | j***a
发帖数: 10844 | | l****n
发帖数: 508 | | j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 24 那就是你了，第一首曲子里包含了7个独奏，还有一个ppmm呢。最后一首是小号协奏曲，也就是小号独奏！
晚上见！
By the way, here are some jokes about the trumpet player
Enjoy!
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Trumpet Jokes
How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could've done it.
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What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
I don't know either.
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What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Why can't gorillas play trumpet?
Gorillas are too sensitive.
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The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One.
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In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all.
After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, "I looked in the score and it said 'tacit'-- so I took it!"
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because the world revolves around them!
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What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
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What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't.
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How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
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How do trumpet players traditionally greet eachother?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
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How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?
The doorbell shrikes!
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What do trumpet players use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up"?
"But Johnny, you can't do both."
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What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the trumpet players.
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How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpet player's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
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What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain?
Gifted.
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What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louis Armstrong would have done it.
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How do you get a trumpet player to play fff?
Write mp on the part.
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What's the difference between a free jazz trumpeter and a terrorist?
The terrorist has sympathizers.
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Three famous trumpet players are up in an airplane. One of them says, "I'll throw out a 100 dollar bill and make someone very happy." The one next to him says, "I'll throw out two 50 dollar bills, and make two people very happy." The other one said, "I'll throw five 20's out the door, and make five people happy." The pilot, who was their conductor, said, "Why don't all three jump, and make the whole band very happy?"
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What is the range of a trumpet player?
It depends: how strong are you, and how much do you want to hurt him?
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How many jazz trumpeters does it take to change a light bulb?
Never mind- they can fake the changes.
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How do you get a trumpet player to play softly?
Take away his instrument.
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So anyway, there's this Jazz trumpet player who's never made the money he wanted, but hey, that's jazz. He gets run over by a bus and due to his unruley life, goes down to Hell. He stood at the rusted iron gates when a bellowing voice calls out,
"Jazz musican are we?..............corridor C, door 14!"
So on he treks, trumpet firmly in hand. As he walks down the corridor he's struck dumb by this absolutley amazing Jazz jam going on. He follows the sound, picking up speed he final comes to the source of the 'Heavenly' sound..........door 14. He can't belive his luck when he opens the door, Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davies, Buddy Rich..........all the greats were here. Dizzy looks over at him and says,
"Pull up a pew, son, and let the Jazz free"
He starts playing, still dumb-founded with his luck. If this was hell, then he'd be happy spending eternity here. Just then the door opens and in walks the devil.
"Right, boys and girls!! Break time over!............."
"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want... You tell me what you want, what you really, really want..."
(Or equally annoying music!)
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How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway?
Seven- if you lay them out correctly.
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How many second trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
None they can't reach that high.
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How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:What's a lightbulb?????
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A great jazz trumpet player dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he finds out that heaven has a jazz band and rehearsal is about to begin. When he arrives at the rehearsal, he finds out that it is the biggest jazz band he had ever seen. There were over twenty trumpet players, including all the greats, like Miles Davis, Dizzy Gillespie, Louis Armstrong, and many others. The band sounds incredible, the best he had ever heard, and all of the players were great, with one exception. The lead player was horrible! The lead player had no high chops, couldn't play a decent swing groove, and could not improvise. Yet this horrible player was on lead, really looked like he was getting into the songs, and looked incredibly smug and pleased with himself after every song. Incredulous, he asked the player next to him, "Who is that guy? He's horrible!" The other player replied, "Oh, that's just God. He only likes to think that he's Wynton Marsalis."
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Q: How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one: all he has to do is hold his horn above his head the the world revolves around him.
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What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
About three decibels.
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whats the range of a solo trumpet player?
about 40 yards if its a "super-light" model.
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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
--So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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What's the differance between a trumpet player and God?
God knows he's not a trumpet player.
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How do you tell a trumpet player's knocking at your door?
The knock speeds up.
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A trumpet player at Louisiana Tech sent me this:
Since that I am a trumpet player I understand all of those jokes. Fortunatly I am not like the others here at Louisiana Tech. The only thing I have in common with them is that I smoke. Here are a few things people say about us......
1)If you need a trumpet player go look on the back porch.
2)We are sponsored by Marlboro.
3)Need a smoke? Ask a trumpet player.
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How can you tell a trumpet player's kids at a playground?
They don't know how to swing.
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4 trumpet players are in a mini van. The mini van goes off a cliff. What's the tragedy in this?
You can fit 8 trumpet players in a mini van.
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How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero. They just complain about the darkness until a trombone player does it for them.
【在 l****n 的大作中提到】
: 俺是不听合奏，听独奏。
| j***a
发帖数: 10844 | | t**********o
发帖数: 711 | 26 不错啊，可惜看到已经晚了，下次再有这种的告诉我一声呗。
【在 j***a 的大作中提到】
: http://www.bsomusic.org/main.taf?erube_fh=tessitura&tessitura.s
: 出了两张便宜票，欲购从速。
| j***a
发帖数: 10844 | 27 那太多了，慢慢看。
http://www.strathmore.org/eventstickets/calendar.asp
http://www.nationalphilharmonic.org/
http://www.wpas.org/calendar/view.aspx?id=1569&utm_source=wordf
$30 orchestra tickets with code flat30 when you order by Friday, February 3
at 10am
http://www.wpas.org/calendar/view.aspx?id=1663&utm_source=wordf
$20 tickets with code piano when you order by Friday, February 3 at 10am
【在 t**********o 的大作中提到】
: 不错啊，可惜看到已经晚了，下次再有这种的告诉我一声呗。
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