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发帖数: 22303 | 1 by Mac McDaniel
A new study by the Food and Drug Administration finds that veganism gives
human beings powers akin to those possessed by wizards and superheroes.
The powers, which range from x-ray vision to super strength or the ability
to fly have been described by one government researcher as “well beyond the
limits of what science has thought physically possible.”
Dr. Karl Buechner is head of the FDA research team assigned to the project
and author of the report published in the Science Journal earlier this week.
He concludes definitively that prolonged subsistence on a purely plant-
based diet can not only lower your risk of heart disease and many cancers,
but can also fundamentally change the way that your cells consume energy and
interact with each other in the body.
The study was first commissioned after a university scientist in Portland,
Oregon discovered that one of his students reported an ability to expel
powerful flames from his fingertips. The student — whose name has been
withheld — suspected that his vegan diet was responsible. After numerous
experiments, the professor sent a paper to several scientific journals, but
was unable to get it published. He wrote to Dr. Buechner, a long-time friend
who then conducted the FDA study.
The experiments Dr. Buechner arranged involved bringing long-time vegans
into a research laboratory to confirm their extraordinary abilities. In the
group were 15 vegans who had been on a plant-based diet for over five years
each. Of the group, 14 were able to manifest some extraordinary physical
ability. One man was able to fly, and another teleported around the facility
effortlessly.
Only one vegan in the group was unable to demonstrate any abilities
whatsoever. It was later discovered, however, that he occasionally consumes
honey.
A control group of omnivores and another of vegetarians were unable to
achieve any results in the battery of tests.
One especially telling experiment involved surreptitiously exchanging the
vegans’ shoes or belts for leather ones. All of the vegans were unable to
perform their feats while wearing leather.
“These findings may be the gateway to a new branch of medicine, not to
mention a key to a new step in the human evolution,” said Dr. Lee Acosta-
Lewis of the Department of Health and Human Services.
The Pentagon released a statement yesterday saying they were conducting
experiments of their own that may lead to all branches of the military
converting to a plant-based diet in hopes of creating a group of super-
soldiers. Defense secretary Robert Gates told reporters yesterday, “We will
not be taking any steps until we have achieved quantifiable results
comparable to those of Dr. Buechner.”
Go vegan. It will make you a superhero.
Read more: http://www.care2.com/causes/fda-veganism-gives-humans-superpowers.html#ixzz1z7gHB1jp | z**n
发帖数: 22303 | 2 食品和药物管理局的一个新的研究发现，素食给人
向导和超级英雄拥有类似于人类的权力。
的权力，从X射线视力超强的实力或能力范围
描述一个政府研究员飞“远远超出了
限制什么样的科学认为身体可能。“
卡尔Buechner博士是FDA的研究团队分配给该项目的负责人
本周早些时候在科学杂志发表的报告的作者。
他的结论是明确，长期的生活，一个纯粹的植物
为主的饮食不仅可以降低心脏疾病和多种癌症的风险，
但也可以从根本上改变了，你的细胞消耗能源和
在体内互相交流。
这项研究是首次委托后，在波特兰大学的科学家，
俄勒冈州发现，他的学生之一驱逐的能力
强大的火焰从他的指尖。学生 - 他的名字已
扣缴 - 怀疑他的素食饮食负责。经过无数次
实验，教授送一份文件到多个科学期刊，但
无法得到它出版。他写信给博士Buechner，经过较长时间的朋友
然后进行了FDA的研究。
实验Buechner博士安排涉及带来长期素食者
一个研究实验室，以确认他们的非凡能力。在
组分别为15素食者植物为主的饮食五年以上
每个。该组中，有14人能够明显一些非凡的物理
能力。一个人能飞，和其他设施周围被传
费力。
该组中只有一个素食主义者是无法证明任何能力
任何责任。但是，后来发现，他偶尔会消耗
蜂蜜。
对照组的杂食动物素食者无法
在电池测试中取得任何结果。
偷偷摸摸地交换涉及之一，尤其是告诉实验
素食主义者“皮革的鞋或皮带。所有的素食主义者无法
穿着皮革的同时，履行他们的功勋。
“这些研究结果可能是医学的一个新的分支网关，不
何况在人类进化的新的一步的关键，说：“李博士阿科斯塔
刘易斯的卫生和人类服务部。
五角大楼昨天发布的一份声明，说他们进行
自己的实验，可能导致军事的所有分支
转化为植物为主的饮食，希望创建一组超
士兵。国防部长罗伯特·盖茨昨天告诉记者，“我们将
不得采取任何步骤之前，我们已经取得了可量化的结果
博士Buechner相媲美。“
去素食主义者。它会使你的超级英雄。 | t******g
发帖数: 372 | 3 今天不是愚人节阿。。。
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【在 z**n 的大作中提到】
: by Mac McDaniel
: A new study by the Food and Drug Administration finds that veganism gives
: human beings powers akin to those possessed by wizards and superheroes.
: The powers, which range from x-ray vision to super strength or the ability
: to fly have been described by one government researcher as “well beyond the
: limits of what science has thought physically possible.”
: Dr. Karl Buechner is head of the FDA research team assigned to the project
: and author of the report published in the Science Journal earlier this week.
: He concludes definitively that prolonged subsistence on a purely plant-
: based diet can not only lower your risk of heart disease and many cancers,
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