f******k 发帖数: 5329 | 1 摘要:国会和白宫互掐。国会指责奥巴马“当了总统也不能在Staples店里胡造。奥巴
马则向记者展示了空空如也的文具柜,并称曲别针和N次贴只够坚持到八月份。
Congress Blocks Obama’s Attempt to Order Office Supplies
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The war between Congress and the White
House took a turn for the worse on Friday as House Republicans sought to
prevent President Obama from ordering new office supplies.
The House panel that mandated the office-supply freeze denied that it was
politically motivated, citing “budgetary concerns.” “It’s time President
Obama learned a tough lesson,” House Speaker John Boehner told reporters.
“Being President does not entitle you to a spending spree at Staples.”
At the White House, the President blasted the Republicans’ move to strip
him of legal pads, pencils, and other office essentials, calling it “just
their latest attempt to keep me from doing my job.”
In an Oval Office appearance, a visibly irritated President Obama showed
reporters a nearly empty supply cabinet and said, “They have manufactured
this crisis,” noting that he will be out of paper clips and Post-its by
August. |
n****g 发帖数: 14743 | 2 为了这个P事也要吵架么?
President
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【在 f******k 的大作中提到】 : 摘要:国会和白宫互掐。国会指责奥巴马“当了总统也不能在Staples店里胡造。奥巴 : 马则向记者展示了空空如也的文具柜,并称曲别针和N次贴只够坚持到八月份。 : Congress Blocks Obama’s Attempt to Order Office Supplies : WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The war between Congress and the White : House took a turn for the worse on Friday as House Republicans sought to : prevent President Obama from ordering new office supplies. : The House panel that mandated the office-supply freeze denied that it was : politically motivated, citing “budgetary concerns.” “It’s time President : Obama learned a tough lesson,” House Speaker John Boehner told reporters. : “Being President does not entitle you to a spending spree at Staples.”
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p********6 发帖数: 1339 | 5 国会不满奥巴马乱花钱,但在其他花销上抓不住把柄,最后只能在买文具上找到证据。
体制问题。和皇帝的新衣一样可笑又可悲。
【在 b**********4 的大作中提到】 : 这能值几个钱?
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d*********g 发帖数: 1213 | 6 另一个就是你奥巴马也不是想干什么就干什么的,在小事上限制你,让你分分心。在美
国当领导确实不好当,大家都不是省油的灯。相比之下,中国人民比较省油。中国人民
现在纳税也多了,钱怎么用还是领导说了算,比如花几干万请个足球教练玩玩。
【在 p********6 的大作中提到】 : 国会不满奥巴马乱花钱,但在其他花销上抓不住把柄,最后只能在买文具上找到证据。 : 体制问题。和皇帝的新衣一样可笑又可悲。
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l******w 发帖数: 112 | 7 The Borowitz Report是new yorker的搞笑假新闻专栏
假的 |
n****g 发帖数: 14743 | 8 哦。那应该提醒一下混球时报。
【在 l******w 的大作中提到】 : The Borowitz Report是new yorker的搞笑假新闻专栏 : 假的
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b********6 发帖数: 35437 | 9 吵架就是他们的工作
【在 n****g 的大作中提到】 : 为了这个P事也要吵架么? : : President : .
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p****8 发帖数: 38 | 10 民主有的时候很扯淡
President
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【在 f******k 的大作中提到】 : 摘要:国会和白宫互掐。国会指责奥巴马“当了总统也不能在Staples店里胡造。奥巴 : 马则向记者展示了空空如也的文具柜,并称曲别针和N次贴只够坚持到八月份。 : Congress Blocks Obama’s Attempt to Order Office Supplies : WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The war between Congress and the White : House took a turn for the worse on Friday as House Republicans sought to : prevent President Obama from ordering new office supplies. : The House panel that mandated the office-supply freeze denied that it was : politically motivated, citing “budgetary concerns.” “It’s time President : Obama learned a tough lesson,” House Speaker John Boehner told reporters. : “Being President does not entitle you to a spending spree at Staples.”
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