b******s
发帖数: 1572 | 1 A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and
thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to
change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have
sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts
walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me
that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!",
he says. |
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