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发帖数: 1942 | 1 Larry and Bob wanted to go out
drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
Larry said, "Hang on, I have an
idea."
He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large
sausage.
Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we
don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry -
just follow me."
They went into the pub where
Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack
Daniels.
Bob said, "Now you've lost it!
Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We
haven't got any money to pay for
this!"
Larry replied, with a smile,"
Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Larry said"OK! I'll stick the
sausage through my zipper and you get on your
knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman
noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after
bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth bar, Bob said,
"Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My
mouth is sore and my knees are
killing me!"
Larry said, "How do you think I
feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!" |
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