p****x
发帖数: 980 | 1 Yesterday, I was on the crowded subway standing face to face with a hottie.
We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel my
heat.
“They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy complained. I
didn’t say anything.
“ Are they playing drums on the train?” A lady said, looking around for
drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I whispered to her in embarrassment.
More jokes here
http://www.yuehaixiao.net/2011/05/on-crowded-subway.html | m********l
发帖数: 4394 | 2 then the hottie say, "they should ban pets on subway. A dog is humping my
leg"
hottie.
I
embarrassment.
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】
: Yesterday, I was on the crowded subway standing face to face with a hottie.
: We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel my
: heat.
: “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy complained. I
: didn’t say anything.
: “ Are they playing drums on the train?” A lady said, looking around for
: drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I whispered to her in embarrassment.
: More jokes here
: http://www.yuehaixiao.net/2011/05/on-crowded-subway.html
| p****x
发帖数: 980 | 3 Nice !
what kind of dog?
【在 m********l 的大作中提到】
: then the hottie say, "they should ban pets on subway. A dog is humping my
: leg"
:
: hottie.
: I
: embarrassment.
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