g***j
发帖数: 40861 | 1 不抽烟不喝酒，63岁----林彪同志
只喝酒不抽烟，78岁----恩来同志
只抽烟不喝酒，83岁----主席同志
既抽烟又喝酒，93岁----小平同志
吃喝嫖赌抽五毒俱全，101岁----学良将军
啥坏习惯没有，每天尽做好人好事，23岁----雷锋同志 |
r********d
发帖数: 7742 | 2 这个以前就看过，挺好玩的，不过大家别当真啊。
数据量太小，没有统计学意义。
【在 g***j 的大作中提到】
: 不抽烟不喝酒，63岁----林彪同志
: 只喝酒不抽烟，78岁----恩来同志
: 只抽烟不喝酒，83岁----主席同志
: 既抽烟又喝酒，93岁----小平同志
: 吃喝嫖赌抽五毒俱全，101岁----学良将军
: 啥坏习惯没有，每天尽做好人好事，23岁----雷锋同志
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h*********g
发帖数: 4866 | 3 呵呵呵呵，应了我们那里一句话
“好人命不长，XX遗千年”，吼吼～～ ：） |
c****i
发帖数: 2635 | 4 因为世间苦痛太多，老天不忍心把好人留世上受那么多虐？=] //blushing~``
【在 h*********g 的大作中提到】
: 呵呵呵呵，应了我们那里一句话
: “好人命不长，XX遗千年”，吼吼～～ ：）
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s*******y
发帖数: 46535 | 5 笑翻了
林彪同志和雷锋同志都是非正常死亡吧
【在 g***j 的大作中提到】
: 不抽烟不喝酒，63岁----林彪同志
: 只喝酒不抽烟，78岁----恩来同志
: 只抽烟不喝酒，83岁----主席同志
: 既抽烟又喝酒，93岁----小平同志
: 吃喝嫖赌抽五毒俱全，101岁----学良将军
: 啥坏习惯没有，每天尽做好人好事，23岁----雷锋同志
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z**n
发帖数: 22303 | 6 My New Primary Care Physician
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this
true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise
. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer
; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live
longer? Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take
water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also
made of grain. Bottom up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you
have two body, your ratio two to one.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more
vegetable be bad?
Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing
sit-up if you want bigger stomach..
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good
food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about
food and diets.
And remember:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans...
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Being an American and Speaking English is
apparently what kills you. |
s*******y
发帖数: 46535 | 7 老中写的吧，呵呵
this
exercise
longer
also
【在 z**n 的大作中提到】
: My New Primary Care Physician
: Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this
: true?
: A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise
: . Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer
: ; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live
: longer? Take nap.
: Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
: A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take
: water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also
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m***t
发帖数: 4509 | 8 lol! what english is the physician speaking? So funny!
this
exercise
longer
also
【在 z**n 的大作中提到】
: My New Primary Care Physician
: Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this
: true?
: A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise
: . Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer
: ; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live
: longer? Take nap.
: Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
: A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take
: water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also
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