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发帖数: 1670 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 FDU 讨论区 】
发信人: guodegang1 (degang), 信区: FDU
标 题: 当听到中国人放弃申办2026年世界杯的消息时，我热泪盈眶，我双手举过头顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Nov 18 19:15:56 2010, 美东)
英国记者写的博客 ( 这位英国记者写的博客很好玩，译者翻译的也很到位很传神 )
当听到中国人放弃申办2026年世界杯的消息时，我热泪盈眶，我双手举过头顶，朝
东方跪下，并把身体伏在地上，哆嗦着感谢上帝。
我想不仅仅是我一个人，整个伦敦，整个大不列颠，整个世界都松了一口气。在未
来20年里，只要场面专家中国人不出手，整个银河系都不再会出现一届能被称为完美的
，规模宏大的运动会了。
现在的中国意味着什么，富裕，强壮，性感……想想2008年奥运会开幕式，我们就
不寒而栗。开幕式免费发放矿泉水的费用，就足够让英国政府破产。奥运村食堂的精美
食物与我们的食物对比，让我们知道了我们简直就是吃了一辈子屎……再看看还没结束
的世博会，那蜂拥而至的观众潮，那美丽得吓人的一个个展馆，我只能承认我之前太没
见过世面了。
在历史上，大不列颠政府得罪中国人的次数太多了，于是我们得到了报应。我们从
法国人手中抢来了2012年奥运会举办权，当时我们兴奋得像吃多了宫保鸡丁一样，现在
我们才恍然大悟当了法国的当。2008年北京所做的一切都会让2012年的伦敦丢脸。想想
那天空中映红半个世界的烟花，伦敦政府也许录下北京奥运烟火的声音，在2012年开幕
式上时助助兴。视觉效果？对不起，我们的大屏幕会重放北京奥运烟火的盛况。全世界
在比较了2008年奥运与2012年奥运后都会严重鄙视我们，鄙视我们这个号称创造了现代
文明的国家。虽然2012年还没来，但囊中羞涩的我们连想死的心情都有了。
还好，中国人放弃了2026年世界杯申办权。这对于正在申办2018年的英格兰，也许
申办2022年的美国，日本，澳大利亚，都是一个天大的好消息。谁想在整运动会这件事
上和中国人较劲，那就是找死。
这对于未来的英美领导人来说更是一个天大的好消息，他们不用再屁颠屁颠飞到北
京，坐上几个小时等待中国新领导人的接见，还得担心是否在开幕式上被安排坐在伊朗
或者朝鲜领导人身边，一不留神被揍一顿。
如果中国人正式提出申办，布拉特会放下手中一切事情飞往北京，亲手内定这一举
办权，只要中国办，一切好商量。那些投票的执委，放心，他们绝不是什么高尚的人。
只要承诺在他们退休后可以移民中国，定居北京，那么中国肯定获得全票。
如果中国人举办世界杯，那么开幕式肯定不会像美国那样小家子气，请几个街舞小
孩跳上半小时，至少会有五十万人统一舞出中国力量；意大利之夏的时装秀会从历史纪
录中抹去，中国人会让全世界的模特穿上或不穿上最贵的衣服，秀得全场眼花；谁来唱
主题歌？届时先进的医药技术会让中国人把杰克逊从墓中请出来复活五分钟，唱完最后
一曲……
谢天谢地，中国人让这一切仅存在于想像之中，他们放弃了申办，他们给全世界一
条活路，他们让欧美强国能够有尊严的活着。我祈祷中国永不申办任何世界杯奥运会世
博会了。
转自 罗伯特·弗丘的博客《每日镜报》记者 英国 | m**i
发帖数: 8296 | 2 道道贴的太好玩了，忍不住去扒出原文。。。原文好愤哪~~``:"> 人大概不知道国人也是很多不满意那么劳民伤财地在震慑同事也满足了欧美假想敌的使命的结局。。。= =#
British fenqing Reporter: Thank God, the Chinese give up 2026
When you hear the Chinese people to give up bid to host the 2026 World Cup
news, I tears, my hands over his head, knelt towards the East, and the body
fell to the ground, shivering thank God.
I think not just me, the whole of London, the whole of Great Britain, the
whole world sigh of relief. In the next 20 years, as long as Chinese people
do not shot the scene experts, the entire Milky Way will no longer be called
next there will be a perfect , the large-scale games of the.
China is now what it means, wealthy, strong, sexy ...... think of the 2008
Olympic Games opening ceremony, we shudder. Opening the cost of free
distribution of mineral water, enough to bankrupt the British government.
Olympic Village cafeteria fine food and our food comparison, let us know our
life is simply to eat feces...... Not look at the end of World Expo, the
audience that flocked to the wave of a beautiful exhibition hall was scary,
I can only admit that I had never seen the world before too.
Historically, the British government to offend the Chinese people too many
times, so we get a reward. We come from France grab the hands of the right
to host the 2012 Olympics, like when we eat a lot of excitement, like kung
pao chicken, and now When we suddenly realized in France when the .2008 done
in Beijing will be ashamed to London in 2012.Think of the day half the
world's fireworks Air Ying London Olympics Beijing government may record the
sound of fireworks in 2012 to help add to the fun when the opening ceremony
Visual effects? Sorry, we have the big screen will replay the grand Beijing Olympic
fireworks . the world in comparison with the 2008 Olympics after the 2012
Olympics will be a serious contempt for usClaims to despise our country
created the modern civilization. Although 2012 has not come yet, but the
cash-strapped we even have the mood to die.
Fortunately, the Chinese abandoned the 2026 World Cup bid. This is 2018 in
England, may bid for the 2022's the United States, Japan, Australia, is a
great news. Who wants this in the entire Games things and Chinese rivalry,
that is, court death.
This Anglo-American leaders for the future is a great news, they do not have
to fly to Beijing Pidianpidian, sit for hours waiting for an audience with
the new leader of China, have to worry about whether the opening ceremony
was seated beside the Iranian or North Korean leader, was hit for a meal
inattentive.
If the Chinese World Cup, then the opening ceremony certainly not as petty
as the United States, please jump on a few half-hour hip-hop kids, at least
half a million people will be dancing out of China unified force; Italy from
the summer fashion show erase history, Chinese people make the world's most
expensive models to wear or not wear clothes, show the audience was dazzled
;Who sings the theme song? Advanced medical technology will allow the
Chinese to keep Jackson out of the resurrection from the tomb of five
minutes, please finish the last song......
Thankfully, the Chinese people let it all exist only in the imagination
being, they gave up the bid, they give the world a way out, they let the
European and American power can live in dignity. I pray that China will
never bid to host the World Expo of any World Cup Games.
Translation / Liang Wen
From: 罗伯特弗丘 reporters | T********l
发帖数: 1670 | 3 Pidianpidian 这个词用的很中国。
也是很多不满意那么劳民伤财地在震慑同事也满足了欧美假想敌的使命的结局。。。=
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: 道道贴的太好玩了，忍不住去扒出原文。。。原文好愤哪~~``:"> 人大概不知道国人也是很多不满意那么劳民伤财地在震慑同事也满足了欧美假想敌的使命的结局。。。= =#
: British fenqing Reporter: Thank God, the Chinese give up 2026
: When you hear the Chinese people to give up bid to host the 2026 World Cup
: news, I tears, my hands over his head, knelt towards the East, and the body
: fell to the ground, shivering thank God.
: I think not just me, the whole of London, the whole of Great Britain, the
: whole world sigh of relief. In the next 20 years, as long as Chinese people
: do not shot the scene experts, the entire Milky Way will no longer be called
: next there will be a perfect , the large-scale games of the.
: China is now what it means, wealthy, strong, sexy ...... think of the 2008
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【在 T********l 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 FDU 讨论区 】
: 发信人: guodegang1 (degang), 信区: FDU
: 标 题: 当听到中国人放弃申办2026年世界杯的消息时，我热泪盈眶，我双手举过头顶
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Nov 18 19:15:56 2010, 美东)
: 英国记者写的博客 ( 这位英国记者写的博客很好玩，译者翻译的也很到位很传神 )
: 当听到中国人放弃申办2026年世界杯的消息时，我热泪盈眶，我双手举过头顶，朝
: 东方跪下，并把身体伏在地上，哆嗦着感谢上帝。
: 我想不仅仅是我一个人，整个伦敦，整个大不列颠，整个世界都松了一口气。在未
: 来20年里，只要场面专家中国人不出手，整个银河系都不再会出现一届能被称为完美的
: ，规模宏大的运动会了。
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