A***o 发帖数: 2783 | 1 (忘记说明是转载了,不过没考证出原作者。)
A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
商籁一首致屁国公民
O,
哦,
how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
尔之故国何其河蟹兮于阿堵,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
尔之寡党徐徐抚尔兮于后庭,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
钉子户兮已被崛起,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
配小蜜兮唯尔公仆,
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
享尔自由兮需借助“绿坝”,
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
锢尔网内兮乃“防火长城” ,
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
为盗墙外兮其“山姆大叔”,
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset | A***o 发帖数: 2783 | 2 若干词汇:
shitizen = shit + citizen
harmoney = harmony + money
departyment = department + party
carass = caress + ass
bunailding = building + nail
sexretary = sex + secretary
freedamn = freedom + damn
innernet = inner + internet
suihide = suicide + hide
smilence = smile + silence
p us sy-up = p us sy + push-up
democrazy = democracy + crazy
yakeshit = yakexi + shit
【在 A***o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : (忘记说明是转载了,不过没考证出原作者。) : A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen : 商籁一首致屁国公民 : O, : 哦, : how harmoneyous doth thy country stand, : 尔之故国何其河蟹兮于阿堵, : With thy departyments carassing thee, : 尔之寡党徐徐抚尔兮于后庭, : Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
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【在 A***o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : (忘记说明是转载了,不过没考证出原作者。) : A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen : 商籁一首致屁国公民 : O, : 哦, : how harmoneyous doth thy country stand, : 尔之故国何其河蟹兮于阿堵, : With thy departyments carassing thee, : 尔之寡党徐徐抚尔兮于后庭, : Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
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【在 A***o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : (忘记说明是转载了,不过没考证出原作者。) : A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen : 商籁一首致屁国公民 : O, : 哦, : how harmoneyous doth thy country stand, : 尔之故国何其河蟹兮于阿堵, : With thy departyments carassing thee, : 尔之寡党徐徐抚尔兮于后庭, : Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
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