s*****p 发帖数: 5342 | 1 EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 13, 2009
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your
money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need
to be and therefore you do | c******1 发帖数: 1443 | 2 haha, this is hilarious. I enjoyed reading it. thanks for sharing. | s*******u 发帖数: 5796 | | I***C 发帖数: 765 | 4 RE
【在 s*****p 的大作中提到】 : EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 13, 2009 : NEW OFFICE POLICY : Dress Code: : 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to : your salary. : 2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a : Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially : and therefore do not need a raise. : 3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your : money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
| m********e 发帖数: 229 | 5 haha,
I should get 30mins lunch time, yeah~~~ | z****i 发帖数: 5193 | | s*****p 发帖数: 5342 | 7 看样子大家都喜欢lunch break...看这段:
" Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy." //哈哈 |
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