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发帖数: 780 | 1 1) Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I
couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
2) Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us
left.
3) Paul Merton
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they
have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if
they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
4) Homer Simpso |
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