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发帖数: 10829 | 1 看了风河鸡神的小鸡生蛋故事里,提到以前农村里有打算自己家孵小鸡而没有公鸡的，
就到邻居家去借公鸡的事,让俺想起这则故事...
<><> Kenny, The Rooster <><>
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he
goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets
him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want
you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and
you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.!
So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and
Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house -
three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough,
Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down
by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees
Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even
last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next
morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open,
tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards
are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal,
shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says,
"Shhhh .. they're getting closer." | c*****r
发帖数: 2608 | 2 最后一句看没明白，望指点
看了风河鸡神的小鸡生蛋故事里,提到以前农村里有打算自己家孵小鸡而没有公鸡的，
就到邻居家去借公鸡的事,让俺想起这则故事...
<><> Kenny, The Rooster <><>
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he
goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets
him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want
you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and
you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job.!
So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and
Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house -
three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough,
Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down
by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees
Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even
last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next
morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open,
tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air. Buzzards
are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal,
shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says,
"Shhhh .. they're getting closer."
【在 l*t 的大作中提到】
: 看了风河鸡神的小鸡生蛋故事里,提到以前农村里有打算自己家孵小鸡而没有公鸡的，
: 就到邻居家去借公鸡的事,让俺想起这则故事...
: <><> Kenny, The Rooster <><>
: This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he
: goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
: would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
: Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
: Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides
: he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets
: him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want
| i*******e
发帖数: 6275 | 3 轮到干老鹰了
DAMN, WHERE ARE ostriches, for christ' sake? | l*t
发帖数: 10829 | 4 这故事一看就明白,你咋就...
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...大公鸡躺在地上装死,等秃鹰下来也让它们也怀小宝宝... | c*****r
发帖数: 2608 | 5 kao
承认还幼齿
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| F**********g
发帖数: 5034 | 6 靠，这公鸡谁敢养，指不定哪天就到FARMER床上了。
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【在 l*t 的大作中提到】
: 看了风河鸡神的小鸡生蛋故事里,提到以前农村里有打算自己家孵小鸡而没有公鸡的，
: 就到邻居家去借公鸡的事,让俺想起这则故事...
: <><> Kenny, The Rooster <><>
: This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he
: goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
: would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
: Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
: Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides
: he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets
: him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want
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