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T******J
发帖数: 829 | 1 "Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my
plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish,
nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
"The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me
to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall
faster than you can run.
"I cannot buy anythin | c*****a
发帖数: 5428 | 2 lol
this is pretty funny | z*****e
发帖数: 14786 | | g*****r
发帖数: 4444 | | y*******l
发帖数: 1021 | | s*****d
发帖数: 2451 | | b*******y
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