d**********6
发帖数: 4434 | |
N******t
发帖数: 16051 | 2 hahaha
每次他们舔我我都想我死后不知道谁先开吃 |
N******t
发帖数: 16051 | |
d**********6
发帖数: 4434 | 4 下次发一大堆
【在 N******t 的大作中提到】
: btw lz好久没看到你家猫了阿
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Y******Y
发帖数: 8753 | |
l*****h
发帖数: 5005 | 6 好玩
这么说，喵们无时无刻不在谋划着杀掉自己的主人啊～ |
Y******Y
发帖数: 8753 | 7 你有看过the cat's diary么，还有和the dog's diary对比的，笑死了。
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The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a
mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would
strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities
. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement
was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how
to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be
an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am
certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
【在 l*****h 的大作中提到】
: 好玩
: 这么说，喵们无时无刻不在谋划着杀掉自己的主人啊～
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w***o
发帖数: 6775 | 8 哈哈，猫的确是心机深
hash
attempt
【在 Y******Y 的大作中提到】
: 你有看过the cat's diary么，还有和the dog's diary对比的，笑死了。
: _____________________________________________________________________
: The Cat's Diary
: Day 983 of My Captivity
: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
: They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
: or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
: perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
: strength.
: The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
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C**********y
发帖数: 3348 | 9 哈哈好喜欢！
【在 d**********6 的大作中提到】
: 供有猫人士学习学习
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s*****7
发帖数: 433 | |
F*******4
发帖数: 2874 | 11 完了，糊糊最近的表现除了进贡，吃草由于完全indoor无法得逞，其他行为基本符合，
尤其盯人那条，这两天都要给我盯毛了，目不转睛的，小命不保了。。。
最可恶的是，图例为什么是灰猫！！！ |
