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d*********g
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来自主题: Military版 - 国情咨文
本来就读boner。实在不好意思就读biner了。Boner是个新词,以前没有这个词。
b****r
发帖数: 17995
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其实是一会儿boner一会儿de-boner
wh
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来自主题: Translation版 - 来个说英语笑话的活动吧
我还去查字典才知道boner,我的口语词汇太少啦,哈哈。soft-boned有这个说法吗?
倒和中文一样噢。
我以前做助教时听到系主任对系里教授说can i have a word with you,觉得这个句子
很好,于是去找老板时也说can i have a word with you? 我以为就是普通的我能跟你
说句话吗,结果老板和旁边的老师都哈哈大笑,说wow, wh wants to have a word
with me. 哈哈把我臊的。

boner
c****s
发帖数: 5892
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20世纪80年代情景喜剧Growing Pains(成长的烦恼)中的演员Andrew Koenig的父母表示,Andrew的尸体在斯坦利公园被发现。
据CBC报道,Walter Koenig是41岁的Andrew的父亲。他说,他接到了Andrew的朋友打来的电话。他们在斯坦利公园,Andrew喜欢去的地方找到了他的尸体。
“我赶到了出事地点,”Walter告诉记者,“我的儿子自杀了。”
“我想说,他是一个多么好的人,一个好人。但很显然,他承受了很大的痛苦。”
温哥华警方在早些时候发表了一份声明表示,他们是在中午时分找到尸体的。
2月14日失踪
Andrew是2月14日失踪的。Andrew以情景喜剧Growing Pains中Richard(Boner) Stabone一角而出名。
他患有抑郁症,据报道从去年开始就停止吃药了。他到温哥华探望朋友前到过蒙特利尔和多伦多,之后原计划于2月16日飞回洛杉矶。但他没有在航班上出现。
Walter和妻子Judy这星期从加利福尼亚飞到温哥华,寻找自己的儿子。
Walter星期三在温哥华警察局举行的记者会上表示,他儿子热爱温哥华,非常喜欢在温哥华和朋友
L***6
发帖数: 8307
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believe me or not,she gives me a boner
S****1
发帖数: 511
a********l
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来自主题: Military版 - 国情咨文
为什么议长的名字不读boner
d*********g
发帖数: 2906
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来自主题: Military版 - 国情咨文
Boner坐在后面看样子想把巴马给砍死。
a********l
发帖数: 39524
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来自主题: Military版 - 国情咨文
一说不给石油公司钱,boner不鼓掌了。
d*********g
发帖数: 2906
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来自主题: Military版 - 国情咨文
Boner本来就不喜欢巴马,他从不接受巴马的邀请,也不愿意和巴马接触。
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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来自主题: Military版 - 国情咨文
美国人的名字真那个! 什么都有,Dick, Boner....还好目前没听到过叫Cock的。
s**********w
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boner shrinker
D****u
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来自主题: Military版 - 降速这个事我来谈谈吧
你看到男人起什么boner
G*****7
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如果他举出充分证据,那么我看到铁路好歹客观科学了一回有个boner不行么……
a********l
发帖数: 39524
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a boner is just what he needs...
y**o
发帖数: 8897
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get a boner every day.

confused.
T******t
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那个片真值得看。不为别的,就为Eva Mendes的那个啥。咣当咣当的Boner index 那是
刚刚的啊。
http://celebskin4free.com/dis.php?mid=69
m********5
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来自主题: Military版 - 收藏800部A片 中国作家被判刑3年
Women fucked by machines? Hot wax? What is this 2001? That shit was like the
first stuff I ever saw on the internet. The pins being pushed into tits is
a bit much but for the most part that shit is like par for the course these
days. If Sen Luo is facing 3 years in prison then I should be fuckin locked
up for life. Half the shit I search for on youjizz would be admissible
evidence in a goddam murder case, let alone just some dude trying to find a
porno he’d like to watch. If there aren’t lesbian... 阅读全帖
Q********a
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So...are you wetting your pants at the thought of Putin's throbbing boner,
you cheap son of a negrito?
a******g
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这个才绝,哈哈
Stop killing endangered species for a boner then maybe I'll consider giving
a fuck.

and
b********n
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来自主题: Military版 - why do white guys have yellow fever
White women are getting fatter
60 years ago, a white American woman was a highly coveted prized. She was
the ideal feminine house wife who respects her man. She also knows how to
cook, clean, treats her man with respect and raise the children to be
upstanding citizens.
But now? They have balloon into a land whale, a monster of some sort,
munching on oreo cookies and riding on scooters. They claim their obese tier
BMI is “healthy” and “beauty comes in all shapes and sizes”
So when the white men b... 阅读全帖
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 我兔下大棋要把我帝拖垮
美国人民在觉醒,哈哈。
"Yep, but the US has played this beautifully. We print money out of thin air
and fuel the greatest techology/military expansion in history. Think about
it, China has financed the US war machine by buying T-bills. And now we
extend the motherfuckin' show till the end! The US and allies can wipe whole
peoples off the map now in the name of "freedom" and "democracy". No wonder
the fucking neocons have boners and stiff nipples. The only threat to this
wonderful plan is from within, which... 阅读全帖
h*********g
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过去的几天发生了好几件事简直尼玛颠覆俺的人生观哪。。
先简单背景一下。俺从青春期的尾巴到如今事业小起步,在美利坚也呆了有些年头了。
算是比较西化但血液里也没少了传统文化。一直以来喜欢亚洲人的长相,总觉得亲切舒
服,所以即使在美利坚这么些年头也都专情于各式亚洲gg。
故事有点小长,但是请坚持!!
去年年初和一abc小哥(就叫他A吧)一见倾心相见恨晚,觉得精神层面超合拍也互相欣
赏,他虽然外形完全不是我的类型我也都无所谓,约会几次之后各种亲各种前戏,就快
睡了小哥表示他不想谈恋爱(no commitment)。俺那会子还是小处(哎我那事是解决得
有点晚),当时心想老娘都打定主意要献身了你给我来这套,一怒之下俺让他去死然后
就没有然后了。
那之后我真是伤透了心,一闺蜜开导我说要振作,于是我开始了网上约会(online
dating)而且表示啥肤色种族俺都要。折腾了一个月都快放弃的时候遇到了B大叔,我至
今唯一交往过的非亚洲gg。B大叔大我快9岁,犹太拉丁混血,属于不显老小胖可爱型的
半潦倒文艺宅。也不知道怎么回事就喜欢上在他身边的感觉,然后就发展神速了,第一
次也就给了大叔。由于两人没有共同... 阅读全帖
x****6
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应该叫 Boner erectus比较合适
d********m
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q*****m
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来自主题: QueerNews版 - God-Fearing Gay-Curing iPhone App Destroyed
http://wonkette.com/441095/god-fearing-gay-curing-iphone-app-de
By EVAN HURST
1:13 PM MARCH 23, 2011
72 COMMENTS 2293 VIEWS
Well, well, well, you say, look who’s rolling up into the Wonkette like he
never left! That is right, it is your Reporter of the Homosexual Menace,
who has been frankly quite busy lately with his full-time gig at another pro
-America website. But he is here to gloat about his organization condemn the
activities of Radical Homofascists, who have truly crossed the line this
... 阅读全帖
D**S
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What the f*** is wrong with Mr. BONER? Got molested as a boy by some bad guy
?
O*****g
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democrats are for "boners for sex offenders." 这助选词多好。
k*********l
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来自主题: USANews版 - TRUMP 拿 1237好像不是一个question
谁说的,我只看见大家都想挣vp,house speaker没有多少人抢
那个位置,吃力不讨好,两边都骂,否则boner也不会哭着炒着要下来
l****z
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来自主题: USANews版 - John Boehner 支持Trump了
Trump never had any intention of fighting the RINO establishment. His goal
has always been to hijack it for his own self-aggrandizing purposes. This
has become all the more obvious now that the quintessential RINO
establishmentarian John Boehner has effectively endorsed him:
“You can call me boner, beaner, jackass, happy to answer to almost
anything,” said former Speaker of the House John Boehner as he took the
stage at CEMEX Auditorium on Wednesday evening. Boehner joined David M.
Kennedy, ... 阅读全帖
f****g
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你家奥黑皮倒是不grab pussy,天天grab黑男们的boner
t**********r
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来自主题: USANews版 - 别跟江湖大佬玩套路
会死应该不会。这个就是精神boner,一天不来一下就好像需要有什么证明的
w*********p
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n********e
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - Leetcode的系统真是弱爆了
楼主 看到 你 isDiffByOne 函数就知道你必然要超时
Leetcode免费给你用 就别挑剔了。凡事要先从自身找问题
你那个测试不是大数据
真正的大数据在这里:
start = "nanny";
end = "aloud";
String[] d = {"ricky","grind","cubic","panic","lover","farce","gofer
","sales","flint","omens","lipid","briny","cloth","anted","slime","oaten","
harsh","touts","stoop","cabal","lazed","elton","skunk","nicer","pesky","
kusch","bused","kinda","tunis","enjoy","aches","prowl","babar","rooms","
burst","slush","pines","urine","pinky","bayed","mania","light","flare","
wares","wom... 阅读全帖
v****e
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I messed around with a couple of pre-70s when I was in my 20's and it was ok
. but honestly, I don't think I can get a boner if a pre-70 strip-teases me
now... lol
v****e
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来自主题: Stock版 - what a day for "boner" lol
his own party conservatives said there's no way they'll support his plan. no
w democrat white house said the president will veto it if it goes through se
nate. 混得真差!
v****e
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来自主题: Stock版 - 擦,future 暴跌
fucking boner opposes payroll tax deal
p****p
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来自主题: Stock版 - Dialing It Back; Haters: Best of Kass
在股版逛了好一阵子了,学了不少。贡献一篇好文。
http://tinyurl.com/mea4w2c
NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- Doug Kass of Seabreeze Partners is known for his
accurate stock market calls and keen insights into the economy, which he
shares with RealMoney Pro readers in his daily trading diary.
Among his posts this past week were entries about reward vs. risk and haters.
Please click here for information about subscribing to RealMoney Pro.
Know When to Dial It Back
Originally published on Friday, June 7 at 9:24 a.m. EDT.
Every day ... 阅读全帖
h***s
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have theft heart, but no boner la
a**********l
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这个是事实,所以光靠西裔的压力对多数众议员还不行,需要那些高科技公司的各大老
板来支持,以及包括中国和印度这类直接受益的绿卡排队者来支持。
前几天,我小组里的一个等了好几年绿卡的印度码工还说 boner 是个老混蛋。给他的
压力不够。
大家赶紧,能写邮件的写邮件,我今天还去发动一个在校的计算机PHD,算是未来的码
工给议员写邮件。反正现在大家在等绿卡,闲着也是闲着,别的什么也干不了。
s****a
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一轮又一轮的忽悠... 这不就是13年被boner 忽视的act吗。当然,在自己尚未绿时,
总是希望"这次真的不同"
s*******g
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 牛啊,化妆达人 (渗入)
lol you are getting old man, food increases sex drive
when food coma hits at 3pm, dudes fall asleep with a big boner
c******n
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 谁能进来鉴定一下
wow! what a boner!
a***a
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昨天晚上去超市,碰到一老美精神病。。。一进门见我就先问有没有看总决赛,我敷衍
一句逃走。checkout的时候又碰到。这货居然从架子上拿起一本杂志,指着上面的
christina aguilera问我性不性感。。。我耸耸肩说ok。高潮来了,这货说: dude, I
have a boner right now. 然后开始比划着做撸管动作。。。
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