L*****k
发帖数: 13042 | 1 芝加哥不错。南城是其乱区而已 -- 每个城市都有那么
一块。
interestingly enough, Jim Croce had another nearly
identical hit, "you don't mess around with jim". I
don't think it's referring to himself though.
very funny as well.
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Uptown got its hustlers
The bowery got it's bums
42nd Street got Big Jim Walker
He's a pool-shootin' son of a gun
Yeah, he big and dumb as a man can come
But he stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
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h*****i
发帖数: 9112 | 2 配合好莱坞经典台词想了几个西游记美剧场景
2014年07月14日 12:12:03 马伯庸
一群人七嘴八舌，凑了几个场景，如果西游记按美剧范儿拍，很多好莱坞经典台词可以
直接用上
场景一 女儿国
女儿国主：御弟哥哥，我愿将一国之富，招你为夫，明日高登宝位，即位称君，我愿为
君之后，你意如何？
唐僧：Frankly, my
dear, I don't give a damn.
场景二 五行山
木吒：师尊，此已到五行山，此却是那搅乱蟠桃会大闹天宫的齐天大圣，今乃压在此也
。那猴子顽劣非常，岂会甘心为仆保护唐僧取经？
观音：I'm going to
make him an offer he can't refuse.
场景三 高老庄
孙悟空：你原来也在天庭？
八戒：You don't
understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been
somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am
场景四 通天河
老鳖：You're gonna
need a big... 阅读全帖 |
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f****r
发帖数: 311 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
【 原文由 bum 所发表 】
Got a joke from a friend. This is a little old and kind of long. |
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发帖数: 12430 | 4 if this he lives right downstairs and still wants you to do his leg work
then i would say he's a lazy bum and you shouldn't have to do it.
en. |
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b****d
发帖数: 4648 | 5 Scooby Snacks and The Origin of G-String
Today is the first day that I am officially back to the lab after such a
long intense “workout”. Those among you know me well must know what that
is //wink.
One of the traditions of the lab is to have lunch together, since we all
have hectic schedules filled with crazy experiments of our own, it is the
only time of the day we are able to relax and fool around a little bit
before diving back to the hectic world of science again.
The weather was warm and... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 22025 | 6 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
baobdd (宝贝儿) 于 (Tue Apr 3 23:14:29 2012, 美东) 提到:
Scooby Snacks and The Origin of G-String
Today is the first day that I am officially back to the lab after such a
long intense “workout”. Those among you know me well must know what that
is //wink.
One of the traditions of the lab is to have lunch together, since we all
have hectic schedules filled with crazy experiments of our own, it is the
only time of the day we are able to relax and fool around... 阅读全帖 |
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r********d
发帖数: 7742 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 Soccer 讨论区 】
发信人: hrfrank (is for Lord Jesus), 信区: Soccer
标 题: 弗格森语录
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue May 14 13:48:23 2013, 美东)
10. “I remember the first time I saw him. He was 13 and just floated over
the ground like a cocker spaniel chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind
.”
“我记得第一次看到他的时候，他只有13岁，在球场跑来跑去的，就像一只英国可卡犬
追逐着风中飞舞的银色纸片。”
弗格森1997年形容第一次看到吉格斯的感觉。
9. “It's getting tickly now - squeaky-bum time, I call it.”
“(冠军之争)现在已经进入倒计时阶段，我将它称为磨屁股时间。”
2002/03赛季冠军竞争最后时刻，弗格森在英国媒体上创造的词汇现在记者还在使用，
甚至被收编入字典... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 10 here I sit
arms enfolding
my melting body.
I'm wondering of you
as I slowly become one
with the chair that holds me.
Here I Sit
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(as I slowly become one / with the chair that holds me)
:1:
Here I sit down, broken-hearted
Trying to push a yet unstarted
Poem into bright creation -
Oh, the pains of constipation!
Hours have passed, I've merely parted
Rump cheeks and effetely farted
Those weak blasts of wind excluded
Nothing concrete has extruded!
Other assholes far more shitten
In their ti... 阅读全帖 |
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v*****s
发帖数: 20290 | 11 配合好莱坞经典台词想了几个西游记美剧场景
2014年07月14日 12:12:03 马伯庸
一群人七嘴八舌，凑了几个场景，如果西游记按美剧范儿拍，很多好莱坞经典台词可以
直接用上
场景一 女儿国
女儿国主：御弟哥哥，我愿将一国之富，招你为夫，明日高登宝位，即位称君，我愿为
君之后，你意如何？
唐僧：Frankly, my
dear, I don't give a damn.
场景二 五行山
木吒：师尊，此已到五行山，此却是那搅乱蟠桃会大闹天宫的齐天大圣，今乃压在此也
。那猴子顽劣非常，岂会甘心为仆保护唐僧取经？
观音：I'm going to
make him an offer he can't refuse.
场景三 高老庄
孙悟空：你原来也在天庭？
八戒：You don't
understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been
somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am
场景四 通天河
老鳖：You're gonna
need a big... 阅读全帖 |
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i**i
发帖数: 1500 | 12 "Oh it was wonderful, amigo, those Americans are so kind. I went to go watch
a real American baseball game but the tickets were all sold out. Feeling
bummed out I walked around the side of the stadium when I saw a flag pole
right next to the field! I climbed right up it and could see the whole
baseball diamond with the players getting ready for the game."
"You had to watch from a flag pole? I thought you said the Americans were
nice."
"Oh they are amigo! Before the game began every American stoo... 阅读全帖 |
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g***e
发帖数: 577 | 13 eat bum.
一年一个秋，几岁问方休。
术版天天在，轮班笑客游。 |
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g***e
发帖数: 577 | 14 eat bum again.
君说有望我无期，生子结婚俱往昔。
八载闲职收冷饭，两出儿戏骗麸皮。
班门前院挥石斧，术版雕梁抹老漆。
问是风流何聚处，秀才尽在买买提。 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 15 wiener
the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.
another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term
Weenie
A penis. Usually small.
Hey! You have a very small weenie!
Fanny
UK, Australia, NZ. Fanny= pussy
Silly yanks, fanny= bum |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: pokerfuker (mike), 信区: Military
标 题: 我是怎么戒烟的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Aug 20 11:51:31 2017, 美东)
17岁的时候上高中，跟教生物奥赛的女班主任学会了抽烟。，一直抽到28岁平顶山MD毕
业来美国。来美国戒了几年烟，无奈博后工资实在微薄，生活所迫去餐馆打工，又和炒
菜的福建哥么抽上了烟。岁月不饶人，40多一把老骨头，再不戒烟就射不了几年精了，
于是这几年开始注意养生，二来也是实在太穷，坚决不自己买烟。
实在烟瘾犯了，就到公共汽车站，找抽烟的黑大妈讨一根，学名叫“bum me a
cigarette”。因为这么做确实在太丢人了，所以现在基本戒断了。
戒烟的将军们不妨学我的做法试一试。 |
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e*******e
发帖数: 6165 | 17 quarterly BUM 听得太无聊了，只好灌水。。。 |
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J*H
发帖数: 1448 | 18 I want sweet bums. I mean buns. |
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w********2
发帖数: 5 | 19 周一快中午的时候去朋友家里取东西，在他家停车场趴车的时候，我发现朋友的车
被 hit and run 了。朋友自己没有发现是因为撞击是在车身的右边前门处。朋友说肯
定是别人倒车的时候撞得，肇事车辆是白色的，从遗留下来得油漆可以判断。我看了一
下碰撞的高度，觉得不是一般的sedan ，因为一般sedan 的bump 没有这么高。 估计是
一辆比较大的车。另外一幢房子的一个女的此时正好从家里出来，看到我们在看车，说
她的车以前也在这个停车场被一辆白色的车给hit and run 了。
叫了警察，留了case number. 正好看到住在楼下的邻居从家里走出来，问了一下又没
有看到昨天晚上停在这个位置的是个什么车，邻居说一辆白车停在正对我朋友的车的地
方。我问是什么时候，他说周日傍晚的确看到的。从这些情况来看，很有可能就是停在
那里的那辆车。大多数停在此处的车都是住在这里的居民，而且很多中国人，有打工的
，也有学生。我让朋友傍晚回家的时候留心一下，看看附近又没有什么白色的比较高的
车。我利用在路上开车的时间留心了身边的车辆，发现，除了白色 sedan 以外，很少
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 20 Proclamations of a Dog's Bill of Rights!!
1. Whereas it is normal and acceptable to briefly sniff the butt of a fellow
dog and the crotch of a human (who is receptive to bum sniffing)
2. Whereas it is normal to lick one's own nether regions to keep them clean-
-for best effect do this with an audience as they can tell you when you've
missed a spot
3. Whereas it's important to release excess gases from one's belly....
farting is totally acceptable and like proclamation two, best done in
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l*****e
发帖数: 941 | 21 Thanks for the hot bum.
Can you watch the video?
I changed the setting but still can not view it here directly. |
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k***t
发帖数: 187 | 24
要是掉毛毛就变成地中海小秃子了,就不美了~叔叔阿姨救命亚~ |
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a*****e
发帖数: 10 | 27 Staten Island Ferry
The Staten Island ferry from Manhattan
is like the last scene of a movie,
when the camera pans slowly away
from the city where all the action took place.
I turn my head from bright lights of buildings
toward bright lights of bridges
and wonder whether to think it all beautiful
or mourn the waste of starlight.
Unable to decide, I focus on the people,
melange of tourists, bums, commuters,
and wonder once again,
"Are they beautiful or are they all a waste of life?"
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c****t
发帖数: 19049 | 28 HALF-LIVES
the first luisa rey
mystery
I
Rufus Sixsmith leans over the balcony and estimates his body’s velocity
when it hits the
sidewalk and lays his dilemmas to rest. A telephone rings in the unlit room.
Sixsmith dares not
answer. Disco music booms from the next apartment, where a party is in full
swing, and
Sixsmith feels older than his sixty-six years. Smog obscures the stars, but
north and south
along the coastal strip, Buenas Yerbas’s billion lights simmer. West, the
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H***r
发帖数: 43 | 29 美国是法制社会，先动手打人一般不可取，所以骂人是主要争斗手段。在不动手，不触
犯众怒的前提下，骂人是可以畅所欲骂，口水四溅，酣畅淋漓，骂得对手青筋突暴，裂
嘴呲牙，屁滚尿流，落败而逃。不言而喻，熟悉了解骂人词汇就尤其重要了。
种族之骂，要留意周围其他人。骂阿拉伯人: Wog. 骂爱尔兰人：Mick. 骂黑人，除了
寻常的N字，可以用：Coon, Darky, 或 Spook. 骂英国人: Limey. 黑人骂白人: Honky
. 警惕，美国人骂东方人亚洲人越南人：Slopehead. 美国人骂韩国人日本人菲律宾人:
Gook. 骂犹太人: Yid, 或 Sheeny, Kikes, Hymie. 犹太人骂非犹太人: Goyish. 骂
西班牙裔人: Spic 或 Spick. 西班牙裔人骂白人: Gringo. 美国人骂意大利人西班牙
人葡萄牙人: Dago. 美国人骂意大利人: Wop, Guinea, 或 Greaseball, Guido.
骂流氓恶棍. brigand: 土匪，强盗. desperado: 亡命徒，暴徒. dragoon: 暴徒，凶
汉. hoodlum: 流... 阅读全帖 |
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J*******g
发帖数: 8775 | 30 十一
我的灵魂啊，不要移情于浮华，不要让你的耳朵为浮华的喧嚷所蒙蔽；你也倾听着。天
主的“道”[15]在向你呼喊，叫你回来，在他那里才是永无纷扰的安乐宫，那里谁不自
动抛弃爱，爱决不会遭到遗弃。瞧，事物在川流不息地此去彼来，为了使各部分能形成
一个整体，不管整体是若何微小。天主之“道”在说：“我能离此而他去吗？”我的灵
魂，至少你对欺骗也已感到厌倦了，你应该定居在那里，把你所得自他的托付给他；把
得自真理的一切，托付于真理，你便不会有所丧失；你的腐朽能重新繁荣，你的疾病会
获得痊愈，你的败坏的部分，会得到改造、刷新，会和你紧密团结，不会再拖你堕落，
将和你一起坚定不移地站在永恒不变的天主身边。
你为何脱离了正路而跟随你的肉体？你应改变方向，使肉体跟随你。你通过肉体而感觉
的一切，不过是部分，而部分所组成的整体，你看不到，你所欢喜的也就是这些部分。
如果你肉体的官感能包罗全体，如果不是由于你所受的惩罚，官感不限制于局部，那末
你一定希望目前的一切都过去，以便能欣赏全体。譬如我们说的话，你是通过肉体的器
官听到的，你一定不愿每一字停留着，相反，你愿意声音此去彼来，这样才能听到整篇
谈话。同... 阅读全帖 |
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b*******s
发帖数: 954 | 32 【 以下文字转载自 MedicalCareer 讨论区 】
发信人: babysteps (a goal is a dream with a deadline), 信区: MedicalCareer
标 题: 西海岸的同学，这几天下雨一定要撑伞啊
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Mar 16 01:24:57 2011, 美东)
看下面朋友给我们发的邮件。
After the nuclear blast on Sunday in Fukushima Japan, if it rains today or
in the next few days, DO NOT GO UNDER THE RAIN. If you get caught out,
use an umbrella or raincoat, even if its only a drizzle. Radioactive
particles, which may cause bum alopecia or even cancer, maybe in the rain.
Please pass.
问过我老公这个消息的... 阅读全帖 |
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t******g
发帖数: 17520 | 33 不喜排版， 可以看跟贴的link
佛教十五題 季羨林
原始佛教的語言問題
[日期：2011-04-12] 來源：網友上傳 作者：季羨林 如佛友覺得此書不錯，請
按
初轉法輪麥積山石窟第133窟第10號造像碑(局部)以釋迦牟尼說法形象表現佛陀為
五比丘說法這一情節。
三世佛像清代唐卡(布畫)布達拉宮藏“我們在上面已經說過，佛在世時宣揚教義所
使用的語言，可能是摩揭陀語。”“唐卡”意為卷軸畫，是我國藏區最流行的一種宗教
繪畫形式。這幅唐卡中現在的釋迦牟尼佛在主位，下有弟子侍立，後有華麗的蟠龍佛龕
，過去佛和未來佛在上方左右兩角。第三題原始佛教的語言問題佛教十五題
一
現在印度正以極其隆重的儀式紀念佛教創始人釋迦牟尼涅槃2500周年。我們都知道
，佛教在中印文化交流中起過很大的作用，對中國文化的許多方面都有過影響。因此，
有很多人關心這次的紀念，這是完全可以理解的。下面我從佛教史裏選出一個國外梵文
學者和佛教研究者多少年來爭而未決的問題，提出我的看法，借表紀念之意。
巴利文《小品》(Cullavagga)V 33 1敘述了一個故事：
這時有兩個比丘，姓耶彌盧諦拘羅，是兄弟... 阅读全帖 |
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c******u
发帖数: 1250 | 34
OF COURSE!!!
BIG BUMS AWAIT! |
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w***r
发帖数: 30 | 35 Hi, My Friends:
Do you know a guy in BUM named Su Bin?
Now he is a staff member in School of Pharmaceutical Sciences,
belonging
to Medicinal Chemistry. He graduated in 1996. Please notify him and
ask him
to drop me E-mails. Thank you very much for your warm-hearted help. |
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m***x
发帖数: 344 | 36 昨天在俺们这里的intersate 5上面突然死车...
还好在downtown边上，大堵车，大家都慢，没有车祸。
赶紧努力打方向靠边，没法动了，结果占了条下去的车道。怎么打火也不着了。
后面车子排队，纷纷换道，居然没人嘀俺，呵呵。叫了AAA。
两分钟后警车就来了。
俺正在嘀咕会不会因为堵塞交通要重罚，警察在后面用喇叭喊：“put to the neutral!"
赶紧从P打成N，然后伸手做OK状。
就感觉警车轻轻贴上来，嘿的一下，居然把俺顶着就下ramp了。
没有动力的方向盘巨沉，努力打住。下坡，刹车也巨重，拼命踩才管用。
警察在后面还喊："hold on, keep going, keep going, be careful..."
俺也没空搭理他，呵呵。
终于下了ramp，警察又指示："pull over to the shoulder"。听之。
警车也在后面停好。警察上来，敲敲车窗。俺想：“不会吧？难道要罚钱不成？”
只听警察说：“I'm afraid that I may have made a few scratches on your rear bum
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