n****i
发帖数: 1772 | 1 这个事是Elon不对, 自己约的炮含泪也要打完。黑妞说Elon:
“They bring me out there on the premise that we would hang and make music,
” Banks claimed. “But his dumb— kept tweeting and tucked his dick in
between his a– cheeks once s— hit the fan.” |
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y*********o
发帖数: 34 | 2 Elon喜欢的类型是那种超级好看超级美艳的。他的两个前妻简直长得一模一样让人脸盲
啊。Amber也是这个类型。原来觉得Amber跟他两个drama queens互虐应该会长久。现在
的女朋友感觉像他的女儿，不知道他怎么想的。不过也可能是我妒忌吧哈哈哈哈
: 这个事是Elon不对, 自己约的炮含泪也要打完。黑妞说Elon:
: “They bring me out there on the premise that we would hang and make
music,
: ” Banks claimed. “But his dumb— kept tweeting and tucked his dick
in
: between his a– cheeks once s— hit the fan.”
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T********e
发帖数: 8631 | 3 If money comes into the world with a congenital blood-stain on one cheek,
then capital comes dripping from head to toe, from every pore, with blood
and dirt. |
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n******1
发帖数: 3756 | 4 原标题:The Senate's anti-immigration warrior
The Homeland Security crisis might be over, but Sen. Jeff Sessions is just
getting started.
The rosy-cheeked, conservative Alabaman with a distinct Southern drawl
became Capitol Hill’s agitator-in-chief during the impasse over President
Barack Obama’s immigration actions and the Department of Homeland Security.
Mocked by the left, beloved by the hard-right and at times bothersome to
fellow Republicans, Sessions rallied his party in the weeks-long standof... 阅读全帖 |
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f**z
发帖数: 186 | 5 调侃数学家的笑话
职业特点
三位科学家由伦敦去苏格兰参加会议，越过边境不久，发现了一只黑羊。
“真有意思，”天文学家谈论道，“苏格兰的羊都是黑的。”
“这种推断并不可靠，”物理学家应道，“我们只能得出这样的结论：在苏格兰有
一些羊是黑色的。
逻辑学家马上接着说：“我们真正把握的只不过是：在苏格兰至少有一个地方有至
少一只黑羊。”
（碧声注：来自网易广州区科学版的补充言论：作 者: eigolomoh (异调)老实说
，我怀疑这个逻辑学家只不过是个比较严格的数学家伪装的，真正的逻辑学家是这样说
的：“在苏格兰，至少有一只羊的至少半侧有些时侯看上去是黑色的。”作 者:
wasguru (以前是高手)：真正的逻辑学家是这样说的：“在苏格兰，至少有一只羊的至
少半侧，在至少一个地方的有些时侯，在有些人的眼里，直接用肉眼观察时，看上去是
黑色的。” ）
生死人数
英国诗人捷尼逊写过一首诗，其中几行是这样写的：“每分钟都有一个人在死亡
，每分钟都有一个人在诞生……”
有个数学家读后去信质疑，信上说：“尊敬的阁下，读罢大作，令人一快，但有几
行不合逻辑，实难苟同。根据您的算法，每分钟生死人数... 阅读全帖 |
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o******r
发帖数: 1378 | 6 用繁体，而且要用粤语， 谢谢
我知道微软是内置了仓颉的。 所以我说它歧视是tongue in cheek。 至于inputking好还是微软
好。我没有资格评价。。从来没有用过，也没有兴趣知道 |
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 7 Sonnet 130
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red, than her lips red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound:
I grant I never saw a goddess go,
My mistress, w |
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 8 Sonnet 116
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to |
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p***y
发帖数: 18037 | 9 撇开他的身份，这篇是有真感情的，写得真好。
When I was a child, I hated going to Chinese school on the weekends. Why did
I have to study these chicken scratches and learn how to say the same
things I already knew how to say in English in a different way? Rote
memorization of the characters was hard, boring, and … did I already say it
was boring? Well, in case I didn’t, let me say it again – learning
Chinese was boring. So, when I hit my seventh year of watching my friends
spend their Friday nights relaxing after a ha... 阅读全帖 |
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p*l
发帖数: 241 | 10 Brookline at a Glance
Incorporated: As a town: 1705
County: Norfolk
Town size:
See ranking 6.62 sq. miles
of land
Population: 57,107
Population density:
See ranking 8,626 people
per sq. mile
Residential tax rate: See ranking $13.46
Form of government: Selectmen, Town Administrator, Representative Town Meeting
Annual spending: $126,132,226
Note: Population data from US Census 2000. Tax rate from FY 2001.
Brookline is a jewel of a suburb. Cheek to jowl with Boston - it has managed
to maintain its |
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E*****n
发帖数: 1565 | 11 我一般去法国餐厅也都是便装就去了，没被要求过dress up。（也可能是我太帅了~）
法国的不行，意大利的说过了，其他地方的菜有的没特色有的在波士顿没有好的。还有
就是一家叫Sweet Cheeks的BBQ。也是Top Chef参选者开的可惜没有得奖。价格适中，
地方也大，唯一的缺点是餐点特别吵，不适合聊天。 |
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c********t
发帖数: 4527 | 12 【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: bullmaster (master), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: 还是我告诉你们什么是真实的软工（自尊脆弱者慎入） (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 3 15:32:32 2013, 美东)
发信人: bullmaster (master), 信区: Apple
标 题: 还是我告诉你们什么是真实的软工（自尊脆弱者慎入）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 3 15:21:23 2013, 美东)
昨天在pda回了个帖子，不小心又惹得一群软工群起而攻，真是不好意思，就在这里一
并做个回复。 呵呵，考虑到软工们如derk者普遍读大段英文困难， 那你读得困难，我
的point就不能get across。 所以我还是中英文混搭，这个叫做 know your audience.
呵呵。
Anyway, as I said，哥不是码工，呵呵，但是不等于哥不了解码工。因为哥出钱雇码
工。 You don't know how cheap you can hire ... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****e
发帖数: 893 | 13 6 feet of snow and counting....... - 1/25/2011
Hi, This is my first post on this site. I just wanted to give all you out
there a heads up re: Boston It's WICKED snowy. I mean frigid cold.
Depressing. If you like to shovel up to six feet of snow (and counting) then
come on by. In the last month we've had four major storms. If you can't
afford to live in a complex with covered parking (and I'm betting most of
you can't because the average 2 bed in this area is $1200 a month) then you'
ll be shovel... 阅读全帖 |
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r******m
发帖数: 5550 | 14 Thanks mm~
mainly at the side of cheek....
btw how to 补肝? |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 15 Female, <36, unmarried, I-485 ready, willing to take chance, and surfing
this board??
Fat chance.
Tongues-in-cheek |
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c****2
发帖数: 318 | 16 haha.Beida101 is still debating which cheek would be slapped, left
(AA is good) or right ( TJHSST is super). |
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b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 17 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
challenger (Ray) 于 (Thu Nov 1 12:09:18 2012, 美东) 提到:
包括几个学校的基本信息，最终去HYMPS,第二梯队，还有IL三学校的人数。
数据在这了，大家自己下结论吧。
如果您有其他学校的，告诉我，我把他们加上。
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
ctst82 (豆爹) 于 (Thu Nov 1 12:28:10 2012, 美东) 提到:
thx for sharing
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
gogo2004 (挑灯看剑) 于 (Thu Nov 1 12:38:43 2012, 美东) 提到:
(Accept): meaningless here. multiple counting.
不能用来比较; 也不知道一个头数la多少次.
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
gog... 阅读全帖 |
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 19 【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: wh (wh), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: Shel Silverstein与John Cash同唱父爱
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 22 14:54:22 2012, 美东)
上回aiyayayaya推荐光头大哥Shel Silverstein的儿童书，我看了几本，深感他的《
The Giving Tree》应该像安徒生的《海的女儿》一样作为小孩的必读书——事实也的
确如此，我家两个孩子都在幼儿园里读过并喜爱这本书，就是没给我科普一下。这棵给
从小长大的男孩不断奉献出苹果、树枝、树干直至生命最后的树桩的giving tree，在
我看来就像父母之爱。当用苹果卖钱发财失败、用树枝造房娶妻失败、用树干造船远行
失败的男孩伤痕累累地回到儿时的家园时，奄奄一息的老树唯一能提供的正是他唯一需
要的——一个容他坐下歇息的树桩。故事的展开使读者对老树同情渐增，对孩子责备渐
深，累积到此高潮时突然逆转——孩子在世上打拼也不容易，不断索取未必得到快乐，
不断奉献未必就是不幸。皱纹深深的孩子坐在带有他... 阅读全帖 |
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c******e
发帖数: 263 | 20 wiki:
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln's mother Nancy Hanks was claimed to have African descent.[5]
[7][8] No reliable historians have supported this.[citation needed] However,
history is less clear on who his maternal grandfather was.[41] At one time,
Lincoln described him as "a Virginia planter or large farmer"[41] who had
taken advantage of a young woman, Lucy Hanks, which encounter led to the
birth of Nancy Hanks, Lincoln's mother.[41] Lincoln felt that it was from
this aristocratic grandfath... 阅读全帖 |
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E*C
发帖数: 1629 | 21 这是我在维基百科上查的RAPE TEST KIT里包括的东西，压根没有皮屑的COLLECTION这
一项。
另外，理论上皮屑可以，但实际检测中需要很大量的一个人的皮屑，很难做到。
Instructions
Bags and sheets for evidence collection
Swabs for collecting fluids from the lips, cheeks, thighs, vagina, anus, and
buttocks
Blood collection devices
Comb used to collect hair and fiber from the victim’s body
Clear glass slides
Envelopes for preserving the victim’s clothes, head hair, pubic hair, and
blood samples
Nail pick for scraping debris from beneath the nails
White sheets to catch physi... 阅读全帖 |
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T******T
发帖数: 3066 | 22 ok, I concede my point, she's getting a bit heinous, need more meat on the
cheeks. |
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r*c
发帖数: 16750 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 Apple 讨论区 】
发信人: bullmaster (master), 信区: Apple
标 题: 还是我告诉你们什么是真实的软工（自尊脆弱者慎入）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 3 15:21:23 2013, 美东)
昨天在pda回了个帖子，不小心又惹得一群软工群起而攻，真是不好意思，就在这里一
并做个回复。 呵呵，考虑到软工们如derk者普遍读大段英文困难， 那你读得困难，我
的point就不能get across。 所以我还是中英文混搭，这个叫做 know your audience.
呵呵。
Anyway, as I said，哥不是码工，呵呵，但是不等于哥不了解码工。因为哥出钱雇码
工。 You don't know how cheap you can hire the developers to work for you,
if you know where to look. 哥想起以前火车站总有民工帮忙搬行李。年轻，有力气
。 美国也有amigo。 也有一些年纪大的， 他们抢起活来往往更巴结，因为他们要证明
他们能和... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****g
发帖数: 3527 | 24 是不是距离有500尺远？
俺表侄子今天毕业，本来还想着去祝贺他一下。但是看看天气，还有因为噢八的缘故，
security cheek 严，要在那儿呆很久，考虑到小ld们肯定受不了，就没去。 |
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m*******e
发帖数: 1280 | 25 Attention, America: Paris has spoken. Paris Hilton, the blonde, doe-eyed
celebrity thrust into the presidential campaign in an ad by Republican
candidate John McCain, issued a tart rebuttal Tuesday, albeit in a scantily
clad, tongue-in-cheek kind of way.
Last week, McCain launched an ad comparing Democratic rival Barack Obama to
Hilton and Britney Spears, suggesting Obama was no more than a celebrity
candidate unready to lead the nation.
Hilton initially shied away from the debate over the ad an |
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b******7
发帖数: 2033 | 26 For a person to flush is to become markedly red in the face and often other
areas of the skin, from various physiological conditions. Flushing is
generally distinguished, despite a close physiological relation between them
, from blushing, which is milder, generally restricted to the face, cheeks
or ears, and generally assumed to reflect embarrassment. Flushing is also a
cardinal symptom of Carcinoid Syndrome – the syndrome that results from
hormones (often serotonin or histamine) being secreted |
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t*******y
发帖数: 11968 | 27 http://shanghaishiok.com/2011/01/14/why-chinese-girlfriends-are
By Shanghai Shiok!
A lot of foreign girlfriends I meet wonder how Chinese girlfriends have such
doting boyfriends. They wonder about the dynamics of these relationships
that produce boyfriends who are attentive, adoring, and even willing to do
all household chores. Often, these foreign girlfriends wonder whether they
will be able to have such boyfriends too. Well, I can tell you that anyone
can be a Chinese girlfriend, if you are ab... 阅读全帖 |
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p*********l
发帖数: 26270 | 28 name: SD26
cuisine: Italian / Sicilian
neighborhood: Gramercy / Flatiron
address: 19 E 26th St (Btwn Madison & 5th Ave)
menu sample: http://www.menupages.com/restaurants/sd26/menu
餐馆的装饰走的是modern/chic的路子，光线比较暗，音乐不吵。进门是bar，比较空，
没什么人，吃饭的地方在里面，可以看见open kitchen，总体上感觉是现代/欧洲/干净
/简约/中性，挺舒服的就餐环境，色调偏冷。crowd比mpd要年纪大点，以三四十岁的人
居多，有的桌子好像是business dinner，大家穿着比较正式低调，没有见到很showy/
flashy的人，可想而知，这家的价钱比mpd要高一层。
服务不太好评分。我们有个朋友掉了叉子，等了半天才等来新叉子，感觉他们不太及时
。但是送面包的小伙子非常殷勤，一会儿来问一圈儿，一会儿来问一圈儿。。。点菜的
时候他们也很耐心很专业的一个个介绍，而且不pushy，我... 阅读全帖 |
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 29 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ppddxx (孟楠), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 原创笑话 on-crowded-subway
关键字: 原创，笑话
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 13 12:57:46 2011, 美东)
Yesterday, I was on the crowded subway standing face to face with a hottie.
We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel my
heat.
“They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy complained. I
didn’t say anything.
“ Are they playing drums on the train?” A lady said, looking around for
drummers. “Those were my heartbe... 阅读全帖 |
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m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 30 The diva look
Why it works: "What makes this look so pretty is that Zhang Ziyi pairs it
with a pretty cheek and a pretty lip with a hint of pink in it, so it makes
[the eye makeup] a little softer," says Babaian. Also, "since [the shadow]
isn't going into the brow area, it helps [open] her close-set eyes," while
her naturally filled brow keeps the look glam instead of goth.
全文看
http://www.totalbeauty.com/content/gallery/asian-eye-makeup?lc= |
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T********e
发帖数: 8631 | 31 "If money comes into the world with a congenital blood-stain on one cheek,
capital comes dripping from head to foot, from every pore, with blood and
dirt"
Sounds familiar? |
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w********c
发帖数: 2632 | 33 u r gonna show us the right cheek too right? |
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T********e
发帖数: 8631 | 34 If money comes into the world with a congenital blood-stain on one cheek,
capital comes dripping from head to foot, from every pore, with blood and
dirt |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 35 A hot chick is suing Playboy and a golfer for coming up with a cockamamie
stunt -- placing a golf tee in her butt and then trying to drive a ball off
of it. It didn't end well.
Liz Dickson claims in her lawsuit she was at an L.A. area golf course back
in March, 2012 for a Playboy tournament, when she was instructed to lie on
her stomach and pose for a photo with comedian and radio host Kevin Klein.
Dickson says a golf tee was placed between her butt cheeks and a golf ball
was balanced on the to... 阅读全帖 |
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m**c
发帖数: 7299 | 36 【 以下文字转载自 Gay_Criminolgy 俱乐部 】
发信人: msgc (为了下一代免遭变态残害), 信区: Gay_Criminolgy
标 题: 为制造仇恨,变态人渣编故事骗人十年
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 21 00:20:32 2014, 美东)
LGBT Teen Who Committed Fake Hate Crimes Against Herself 10 Years Ago Speaks
Out
This is likely a story you only noticed or cared about if you were a)
growing up in Marin in 2004-05, or b) paying close attention to LGBT hate-
crime news, but it did make some national headlines at the time. It goes
like this: A senior at Tamalpais High School in Mill Val... 阅读全帖 |
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G***Y
发帖数: 9698 | 37 抓住夏天的尾巴 大苹果11精彩活动推荐（
Aug 4, 2015, 16:59 PM
【侨报纽约网报道】转眼间进入八月，结束夏天的钟声即将敲响。如果6、7月你还
没玩够，那么趁着8月赶紧抓住夏天的尾巴，勿让自己徒留遗憾。幸运的是，大苹果的8
月活动精彩纷呈，下面就让小编为您详细预告！
推荐一：
EXCLUSIVE AFTER-WORK ROOFTOP PARTY
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时间：8月5日周三傍晚5点
地点：Cantina Rooftop, Hell's Kitchen
费用：5刀(含耳机)
https://yplanapp.com/new-york/exclusive-after-work-rooftop-party-40577/?
utm_source=gothamist&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=
affiliate
在辛苦工作了一天后，不妨摆脱沉闷，前来这个专门举办各种派对的屋顶酒吧，戴
上耳机来场疯狂的沉默迪斯科，让身体沉浸在音乐舞蹈的美妙世界里。傍晚入场后，来
杯沁凉的啤酒或冰冻过的玛格丽... 阅读全帖 |
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z****u
发帖数: 3461 | 38 Ohio Mock Zombie Outbreak Inspired By CDC Message
http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/oct/29/ohio-mock-zombie-outbrea
DELAWARE, Ohio --
A central Ohio county is preparing for a zombie outbreak on Halloween,
hoping to train responders for more likely emergencies through an exercise
inspired by a tongue-in-cheek blog posting from the Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention that urged people to be prepared for a "zombie
apocalypse."
More than 225 volunteers in Delaware County north of Colum... 阅读全帖 |
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z****u
发帖数: 3461 | 39 Ohio Mock Zombie Outbreak Inspired By CDC Message
http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/oct/29/ohio-mock-zombie-outbrea
DELAWARE, Ohio --
A central Ohio county is preparing for a zombie outbreak on Halloween,
hoping to train responders for more likely emergencies through an exercise
inspired by a tongue-in-cheek blog posting from the Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention that urged people to be prepared for a "zombie
apocalypse."
More than 225 volunteers in Delaware County north of Colum... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****e
发帖数: 384 | 40 That's really cute, those teeth and the smile. I'd like to have a bite of
the fat little cheeks. |
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t*****8
发帖数: 31 | 41 叫MONK,它家的招牌菜mussel没觉得特别惊艳,但是头抬一个lamb cheek,巨好吃.啤酒也
好,就是有点贵. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 42 I think if you remove all hair at once and become a bald person for a while,
the new hair would be so scared that every single one of them would grow as
straight as being electrified all the time.
P.S. Some medicinal chemists might be interested in testing a new version
of E.D. drug targeting hairs instead of a live organ. They might be
recruiting patients for their phase 1 clinical trials.
- Tongue in cheek |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 43 卖: sell
女生的: female's, including mom's
小东西: little ones
卖几个女生的小东西 -> Sell a few Mom's Little Ones?
If you check Google Translate, the result is:
Sell a few girls and little. My God!
- Tongue in cheek |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 44 I was told that FZZ attend SABPA Fall Picnic before. And he might attend
this year if we present some interesting FAKE subjects to discuss.
-Tongue in cheek. |
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y****i
发帖数: 17878 | 45 hard to say No to a rosy-cheeked, innocent-looking little girl //hehe
buying a box or two won't break my bank, nor my principle |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 46 Still another way is to lift the car off the ground, make the car
perpendicular to the ground with the door containing the broken key facing
down, then rock the car.
Gravity and inertia will force the broken key out.
To do this, you might have to ship the car to the moon . . .
Or you can just disconnect the door from the car so that you can skip the trip to the moon part ...
Tongue in cheek. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 47 Welcome back, boss! Did you pass over Japan in the sky? Wash your body with
soap at home. Eat salts from your lab.
To get two more months of vacation, simply mention "I stayed in
Japan for two nights." I am sure your boss will love to give you two more
months of vacation without talking to you face to face.
Tongue in cheek. |
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r**********t
发帖数: 103 | 48 winnietin111, I asked you several times on what basis that the judge took
away the kid from you. There must be a reason that he does so. Granted that
he is the biological father of the kid, but you are not legally married to
the guy and undoubted you are the sole legal guardian of the kid. He cannot
just come in and tell you, hey, i am gonna put the kid into foster care! No
way, can you tell us the reason why he did that?
if you think you can not win the case through legal means, then you need ... 阅读全帖 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 49 Fake!
1) Who would use a bottle to deliver a message in a digital age? Even Li
Bai would use Gmail or iPhone or Fedex!
2) A girl in New York would not have a light footstep due to her high heels
or the noisy traffic on the street.
3) As to the last photo album, it could not be true unless you have thrown
away your camera(s) a year ago.
4) Further, if the cover of a photo album turns yellow after one year, it is of poor quality or it has not been taken good care of!
Tongue in cheek. |
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C****A
发帖数: 1358 | 50 我常常在晚上她熟睡后，轻手轻脚地把她的尿布脱下来。常常的，我心怀甜蜜地看着她
熟睡的小脸，像今天晚上。看她的长睫毛，翘鼻子，润泽的小嘴巴，还有肉嘟嘟的脸蛋
，在红底印雪人的睡衣映照下，泛着红润细腻的光泽。我爱极了这个小娃儿，亲亲她的
脸，她的小手，一次又一次，才依依不舍地掖掖被子走人。
老公的一个朋友，曾经在我们朋友群邮件里表扬我，用“崇高”的母爱克制住要亲女儿
的冲动：I don't know how Mrs Xxx could resist the temptation of kissing the
little cutie's cheeks every day. it's the greatness of a mother's love I
assume. “ 其实我没有那么高尚，那样的克制在她三个多月后就全线崩溃，我小心翼
翼地亲她，尽量地抿住嘴巴地亲她。或是用脸颊去贴她的脸颊，说”亲亲“。 现在小
朋友慢慢懂事后，听到亲亲要主动来亲妈妈的脸。我一边享受她给我带来的甜蜜，一边
担心她会不会以后见人就去亲啊，这样那样的忐忑不安伴随了我整个mothering时期，
我总害怕我没有正... 阅读全帖 |
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