P*****n
发帖数: 127 | 1 Sign, this is why we had to spank her... There's always circumstances when
she can get a chance to hit her brother, say, she kisses him on the cheek (
you got to let her kiss, right?), and right there she hits him, so fast that
we can't grab her arm... |
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w*********s
发帖数: 2136 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 WorldNews 讨论区 】
发信人: whiteclouds (/ 参考消息 /), 信区: WorldNews
标 题: CDC警告大众： 当心食人僵尸 ！！（你没看错，僵尸！)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 19 02:01:54 2011, 美东)
CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
By Joshua Rhett Miller
Published May 18, 2011
| FoxNews.com
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/#ixzz1Mm8kQ7lU
Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?
That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention... 阅读全帖 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 3 If so, you might want to let the kid plow your garden at noon . . .
with diaper only . . .
Tongue-in-cheek. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 4 What if after reading books, your "brainwashed" child figures out that he/
she was brainwashed before???
For example, milk contains growth hormone which might cause problems to a
child's health; one needs some calories to survive; cookies taste good; food
stored in refridgerator might have passed its expiration day; a naughty kid
might have a better chance to be an astronaut than an obedient one;
language used in a child's dream is the language a child feels most
comfortable to use without eithe... 阅读全帖 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 5 LZ's math skill is ________________________________
Tongue-in-cheek |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 6 Becaus the shoes were made in China.
Tongue in cheek. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 7 From genetic and statistical point of view,
1) Do not become the first till 10th bodyfriend of SarahtheFool's daughter.
2) If becoming a boyfriend of he daughter, make sure you two would get
married by completing every requirement as fast as you can, including but
not limited to, hiring your future mother-in-law as a consultant . . .
3) Once you are married, relax and enjoy . . .
Tongue in cheek |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 8 Depend on the kid's skin color.
Tonge in cheek. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 9 One way to put it is the following:
Because their SAT scores are too low!
Tongue in cheek. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 10 One way to put it is the following:
Because their SAT scores are too low!
Tongue in cheek. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 11 Rumor has it that when the production of smoker detectors was outsourced to
an Asian country, the quality control function was eliminated in order to
cut cost. As a result, the manufacture produced certain products which did
not meet the original specification for the product and which were shipped
to U.S. customers under a reliable brand name without raising any objections
from the retailer.
Tongue in cheek. Cheer up, guys. It's a joke. |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 12 Rumor has it that when the production of smoker detectors was outsourced to
an Asian country, the quality control function was eliminated in order to
cut cost. As a result, the manufacture produced certain products which did
not meet the original specification for the product and which were shipped
to U.S. customers under a reliable brand name without raising any objections
from the retailer.
Tongue in cheek. Cheer up, guys. It's a joke. |
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c******r
发帖数: 889 | 14 On the cheek.
我知道孩子还小，亲一下只是表达喜欢。
和teenager, 成人的吻不是一回事儿。
也上网搜了下美国父母怎么看，怎么处理。
我想还是告诉他，以后只许亲家人。
特别如果再大一点，会有误会。
估计女孩儿家长会有看法。
看会不会接到老师电话。 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 15 推妈：孩子，想看漂亮阿姨的话，咱可得把四则运算学好了！想摸阿姨的话，咱可得把
莎士比亚剧本看懂了！
放养妈：孩子，想看漂亮阿姨的话就看；想摸的话，就摸，随缘。有人说你，就回答：我还小
呢，没开窍！
Tongue in Cheek |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 16 It's not fair to switch the topic in the middle of the debate!
-Tongue in cheek |
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c*******r
发帖数: 334 | 17 因为女儿所在的Wind Ensemble 要与Orchestra 合演一支曲子，我们第一次去看了学校
的 Orchestra Concert 。（原谅我用英文吧，我实在翻译不好这些名词）
先是 6年级的学生演奏。接下来是 Chamber Orchestra 的演出。Chamber Orchestra
是6、7、8三个年级里挑出来的学生组成的。听着看着，然后发现，这其中，黑头发黄
皮肤的占大多数，得有三分之二。
再下来是7、8年级合演。舞台上都坐满了，总共将近90个学生，很壮观哪。Violin I，
Violin II， Viola，Bass， Cello。很好听。然后7 年级的学生离开，一个8年级的
女生 Violin 独奏，有钢琴伴奏，演完之后掌声雷动，很多听众站了起来在鼓掌，然后
又有很多人也陆续跟着站起来鼓掌，有人给这女生献花。接下来就是Wind Ensemble 走
上舞台坐好，与Orchestra 合演了一支曲子。然后是8年级的学生演奏。最后一曲是7、
8年级合演的。
整个是近1.5 个小时的音乐会。真的感觉很不错。下个周四，是Band Concert 了，包
括Band，J... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****1
发帖数: 8 | 18 Sunday in the Park
Bel Kaufman
It was still warm in the late-afternoon sun, and the city noises came
muffled through the trees in the park. She put her book down on the bench,
removed her sunglasses, and sighed contentedly. Morton was reading the
Times Magazine section, one arm flung around her shoulder; their three-year-
old son, Larry, was playing in the sandbox: a faint breeze fanned her hair
softly against her cheek. It was five-thirty of a Sunday afternoon, and the
small playground, tuck... 阅读全帖 |
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f**r
发帖数: 865 | 19 (2)
But then I began to think, what else is there that we believe?
(And I thought then about the witch doctors, and how easy
it would have been to cheek on them by noticing that
nothing really worked.) So I found things that even more
people believe, such as that we have some knowledge of
how to educate. There are big schools of reading methods
and mathematics methods, and so forth, but if you notice,
you'll see the reading scores keep going down--or hardly
going up in spite of the fact that we ... 阅读全帖 |
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M******e
发帖数: 1437 | 20 we did the lips, cheeks, and eye shadows. The most important is the hair do. |
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c********e
发帖数: 2610 | 21 不行的，以前女儿小时候我推着她逛街，遇到一个比较熟悉的店员（我经常在他家买东
西，所以认识这个店员了）。她觉得妞的胖脸蛋很可爱，想捏。就先征询了我的意见，
说我可以摸摸她的cheeks吗？她说是世界上最可爱的胖脸蛋了。我说可以之后，她才轻
轻捏了捏。我觉得老美很讲究这方面的。 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 22 What about my son??
Tongue in cheek |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 23 我给他取名为成蹊，就是希望他桃李无言，下自成蹊...
It worked! Instead of a trail, a peach tree which can talk will pave an
eight-lane highway underneath. Long live talking peach trees (or creative
ways to name a child)!
-Tongue in cheek |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 24 成篇于1961，你不得不佩服少数智者对于未来的洞察力。一如1984的作者，勇敢新世界
的作者，等等
故事背景是所有高于平均智商者都要在耳朵里装上一个干扰器发出随机噪音以干扰佩戴
者的思绪，结果降低智商至平均之下。
不仅是高智商要被降低，美丽女子也必须要戴上面具，但目的是为了“平权”，俊美的
兰陵王和狄青戴上狰狞面具杀敌的故事是不会在这个乌托邦里流传了。
aa的本质就是想搞均智愚，口号是造反有理傻婢万岁。
http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html
HARRISON BERGERON
by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal
before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter
than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody ... 阅读全帖 |
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c******i
发帖数: 4091 | 25 你已经光腚拉磨浪费了不少时间了，在花十秒钟看看这个。
发信人: Beida101 (北大学子), 信区: Parenting
标 题: Re: 如果你不想你的女儿在学校厕所被合法偷窥 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Sep 27 13:52:11 2013, 美东)
What about my son??
Tongue in cheek |
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a*****g
发帖数: 19398 | 26 Student suspended for sexual harassment after hugging teacher
Editor's note: Kelly Wallace is CNN's digital correspondent and editor-at-
large covering family, career and life. Read her other columns and follow
her reports at CNN Parents and on Twitter.
(CNN) -- To Sam McNair, a 17-year-old high school senior in Duluth, Georgia,
it was an innocent hug.
"You never know what someone's going through," McNair told CNN affiliate
WGCL in Atlanta. "A hug might help."
It didn't in this case because afte... 阅读全帖 |
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p*******y
发帖数: 133 | 27 这是很老的一片文章，反思关于批评式教育。写的很好。
读了它，帮助我认识到如何教育孩子，和如何理解和原谅自己父母从前的教育方式。
如文中所说，批评式教育很多时候源于父母的这样一种心理： expect too much of
youth and measure kids by the yardstick of the parents own years.
Father Forgets
by W. Livingston Larned
Listen, son; I am saying this as you lie asleep, one little paw crumpled
under your cheek and the blond curls stickily wet on your damp forehead. I
have stolen into your room alone. Just a few minutes ago, as I sat reading
my paper in the library, a stifling wave of remorse swept ove... 阅读全帖 |
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u*****a
发帖数: 6276 | 28 没有那么多的天才。我的孩子就一个普通人，能学会一种语言就烧高香了。哪敢奢望能
学两门以上啊？比如我读了下面一篇孩子写的文章，觉得还行:这个小作者有自己独特
的声音和感想。至于中文能不能写出同样水平的文章，我估计很难，因为语言的不可转
换性局限了这种可能。所以还是在孩子小的时候挑一种语言当母语比较好，如果你的孩
子不是语言天才的话。
Consequences of Inconsequentiality
This isn’t the first time invaders have overrun the place; the area shows
signs of coming and going everywhere. The bare trunks, draped in their dull
camouflage-pattern colors, bear numerous battle wounds: names etched on worn
-away bark, phrases, and symbols, all speaking of a past and of people.... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****r
发帖数: 1539 | 29 从CDC上来的。
MMR vaccine side-effects
(Measles, Mumps, and Rubella)
What are the risks from MMR vaccine?
A vaccine, like any medicine, is capable of causing serious problems, such
as severe allergic reactions.
The risk of MMR vaccine causing serious harm, or death, is extremely small.
Getting MMR vaccine is much safer than getting measles, mumps or rubella.
Most people who get MMR vaccine do not have any serious problems with it.
Mild Problems
•Fever (up to 1 person out of 6)
•Mild rash ... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****e
发帖数: 2447 | 30 给她看mo cheeks辅导国歌忘词小妹妹的录像？
再给她讲我们家孩子班上的一个韩国妹妹。。。成天钢琴游泳，她妈妈就没有给她报合
唱团。。。然后，全班女生都去合唱了。。。她一看教室里只剩下黑压压的男生了。。
。孤独地哇哇大哭。。。 |
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h*********g
发帖数: 153 | 31 非常同意。
一天我问小朋友左边脸上的划痕怎么来的， 人家说是andrew弄的。
我又指着右边脸，（右边脸上没有划痕）问这面呢？小朋友说是everett干的。 还非常
肯定的说andrew scratched his left cheek and everett did the right. |
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G**T
发帖数: 2610 | 32
//tongue in cheek//
你显然没有玩过ham radio。。。 |
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G**T
发帖数: 2610 | 33
我靠，您对版友的态度倒是可圈可点的难得。 跟第一帖对老师的态度完全不同了。 （
这算精分吗？）
如果你儿子厌学，那你就听你儿子的呗，别上学了。 (tongue in cheek)。
你的帖子的consistent的一点，是“父爱如山”，真的在乎孩子 (which itself is a
great thing) －－ 所以我没说错 :)
但真在乎孩子，就该学聪明点儿，从孩子很小，就教他怎么在这个世界上混，怎么跟不
同的人打交道（父母，sibling，朋友，同学，陌生人，按顺序）。
养不教，父之过。 只关注孩子的immediate feeling而不是孩子的learning 和 growth
，是你的失职和愚蠢。 Excuse me for being blunt. |
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t***h
发帖数: 2924 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: willhung (黄威廉), 信区: USANews
标 题: 黑人学校和黑人世界的真相 - Chris Jackson (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 22 04:08:43 2015, 美东)
发信人: kayaker (霜晨の月), 信区: Military
标 题: 黑人学校和黑人世界的真相 - Chris Jackson
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 21 22:28:09 2015, 美东)
What is it Like to Teach Black Students?
by Christopher Jackson
Until recently I taught at a predominantly black high school in a
southeastern state. The mainstream press gives a hint of what conditions are
like in black schools, ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 35 Secretive, selective ... sexist? The college is pushing its elite all-male (
and all-female) organizations to change. Here’s a peek inside.
One midnight near semester’s end on the skirts of Harvard Yard, music
thumped and laughs rang out from a colonnaded, Greek-revival mansion, the
sort usually seen in Hollywood fantasies about fraternal campus life. But it
was the scene outside that suggested something other than a frat party.
This was the headquarters of the Fly, an exclusive men’s fellowship... 阅读全帖 |
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M*********8
发帖数: 15312 | 36 人体部件
back
arm
cheek
tongue
iris
vertebrate
eye
virology, |
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h**********g
发帖数: 75 | 37 人体器官
Breast
Arm
Cheek
Tooth
Intestine
Vein
Eye |
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s*******1
发帖数: 11216 | 38 Thanks.
I don't have a lot of pain at all, but My body is very sore.And I can't talk a lot since my cheek is swell.
I have to work this afternoon though. : (
I already made one day and half off.
Sign. |
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d**w
发帖数: 14889 | 39 At last, my love has come along
My lonely days are over
And life is like a song
Oh, yeah, at last
The skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up in clovers
The night I looked at you
I found a dream that I could speak to
A dream that I can call my own
I found a thrill to rest my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known
Oh, yeah when you smile, you smile
Oh, and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven
For you are mine
At last |
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G*8
发帖数: 13261 | 40 5% might have a cap, cheek to make sure how much you have used.
some cards might give you 5% as reward points, it is not same as cash. |
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v******2
发帖数: 364 | 41 挺喜欢洗得干净的洗面奶，clarins的cottonseed，还有一个绿色的也不错，资生堂的
用过都挺不错的，lancome那个蓝色的也洗得挺干净，粉红色的那个也还行，没有蓝色
的洗得干净，origins的balance and cheek我洗完有点太干了，perfect world洗完不
清爽，雅诗兰黛以前那个蓝色的foam洗面奶挺好的，新包装的洗了不干净 |
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M***o
发帖数: 710 | 42 你觉得在那个语境下说“interesting idea"是表示赞同？那只能说你对美国的交流方
式还是不太理解。后面说的也都是明显的逗小孩玩的话，tongue in cheek。我还一直
挺喜欢JK的，从以前的The Man Show就经常看。消消气吧，要相信祖国不会不管你们的。 |
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d********e
发帖数: 6814 | 43 【 以下文字转载自 FleaMarket 讨论区 】
发信人: danieljune (danieljune), 信区: FleaMarket
标 题: 求神医收货，有打包经验。。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Sep 24 13:21:44 2011, 美东)
9月dillards倩碧礼包21个 22%收购价
正品 Gel with pump 21套
9月macy雅诗礼包50个 20%收购价
正品Idealist eye $58 + Pink foaming cleanser $20 18套
Advanced Night Repair Synchronized Recovery Complex 1.7 oz 32套
8月dillards雅诗skincare礼包7个 20%收购价
正品 Idealist eye $58 + Small toner $19.5 ... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****h
发帖数: 3292 | 44 He always brought home milk on Friday.
After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his
fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1
Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my
waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the
jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify
him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful
husband who al... 阅读全帖 |
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X*********r
发帖数: 2649 | 45 Hi Lao you, I will cheek it after work |
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x*******t
发帖数: 790 | 46 【 以下文字转载自 Apple 讨论区 】
发信人: bullmaster (master), 信区: Apple
标 题: 还是我告诉你们什么是真实的软工（自尊脆弱者慎入）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Mar 3 15:21:23 2013, 美东)
昨天在pda回了个帖子，不小心又惹得一群软工群起而攻，真是不好意思，就在这里一
并做个回复。 呵呵，考虑到软工们如derk者普遍读大段英文困难， 那你读得困难，我
的point就不能get across。 所以我还是中英文混搭，这个叫做 know your audience.
呵呵。
Anyway, as I said，哥不是码工，呵呵，但是不等于哥不了解码工。因为哥出钱雇码
工。 You don't know how cheap you can hire the developers to work for you,
if you know where to look. 哥想起以前火车站总有民工帮忙搬行李。年轻，有力气
。 美国也有amigo。 也有一些年纪大的， 他们抢起活来往往更巴结，因为他们要证明
他们能和... 阅读全帖 |
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B**********r
发帖数: 7517 | 47 It is getting more interesting, with the discussions on Amazon.
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Fabu88 (范小楼), 信区: Military
标 题: 史泰龙到底抓没抓傅萍的屁股？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 11 16:00:49 2013, 美东)
Amazon 上正在讨论，史泰龙到底抓没抓傅萍的屁股。傅萍在她的书中描述，她在Santa
Fe餐馆打工时，有天来了个客人，抓了傅萍的屁股一把，傅萍扇了那人一耳光。事后
别人对傅萍说那人是史泰龙。
有人已经给史泰龙的经纪人发email，要求他们道歉；有人给Oproh发了Email，要求证
实此事，因为傅萍的书被Oprah Book club 推荐。热闹得很。
http://www.amazon.com/really-slap-Sylvester-Stallone-cheek/foru |
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a*****e
发帖数: 16445 | 48 congratulations + hug both bride and groom; kiss her on the cheek if she
acts so first |
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t******y
发帖数: 1942 | 49 Why did "Lookthere" delete his/her posts?
It was a good argument. I copied it here.
I won't discuss about WUBA on this board.
I mean, seriously.
Quote:
No matter how tempted I was, and how eloquently the prof II
tried to elucidate the reasons of why the market would behave
the opposite way he used to think one week ago to suggest
all aboard on this late train to the newly unfound cold location,
I wont even think of this train as a valid long term vehicle in terms
of safer carrier, let alone the ... 阅读全帖 |
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P*******o
发帖数: 3165 | 50 if mm slaps you on one cheek, turn to the other also.
Chinese equivalent: no zuo no die. |
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