w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 1 This is probably the best $10 you can spend on Valentine's Day!
Plus your money goes to a great cause!
Name a Roach After Your Sweetie at the Bronx Zoo
LINK:
http://www.bronxzoo.com/name-a-roach/
Name a Roach - Flowers wilt. Chocolates melt. Roaches are forever.Limited-
time Valentine's Day offer
Can't decide on what to get that special someone for Valentine's Day?
Sometimes the answer is all around us, and right where it's been for
millions of yearslike cockroaches! How better to express your a... 阅读全帖 |
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y*********n
发帖数: 794 | 2 总比腊肉直接洗干净肛门，翘着裸屁股去见斯大林好啊
邓公好歹给你这种cockroach来美国消费
否则你也知道拿着红本本在牛棚耀武扬威了 |
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J*********r
发帖数: 5921 | 3 看看评论，这哥们是在荷兰流亡的伊朗人。当天当地的一家大学和大使馆有活动，这SB
就趁这个机会窜进去冒充学生。大使反应其实还不错了，对方拿着摄像机，也不知道具
体什么来头，谨慎一点没什么错。再加上英语可能不是很好。只能说随机应变的机警程
度不够。
@kaitree1 An Iranian is not an Arab, but a Persian, and he is not just any
well-cultured Iranian you normally find in Iran, but a cockroach type
roaming the streets of De Wallen. So don't let him soil the image of
Iranians in general, and he has nothing to do with Arabs.
Bahram Sadeghi is an Iranian living in Rottadam. As an outcast himself in
the Netherlands, he rep... 阅读全帖 |
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a***t
发帖数: 772 | 4 I’m sure China’s leaders won’t be thanking Libyan leader Col. Muammar
Gaddafi for his fulsome praise last night of China’s approach to the
Tiananmen Square crackdown.
With pressure mounting for him to step down, Gaddafi launched a blistering
attack on what he described as drug-fuelled ‘cockroach’ protesters who he
claimed were ‘drunken and duped.’ Speaking for well over an hour, Gaddafi
vowed to stay and fight on in Libya until the ‘last drop’ of his blood in
a fist-banging display of furious rh... 阅读全帖 |
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c********v
发帖数: 1278 | 5 民主自由的美國不止有慘案
還有五毛cockroaches |
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I*****2
发帖数: 1586 | 6 Six bystanders were killed before the crowd turned on them and killed one at
tacker, the report said... I'm starting to like the Chinese more
下面一个回复很搞笑
This would not happen in America...home of the brave: here everyone would ha
ve ran like cockroaches and left it up to the police to deal with them..
as
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p*****c
发帖数: 20445 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: renaissance (ole), 信区: Joke
标 题: 留学的童鞋，你们闹过这些笑话么？（ZT）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Aug 9 11:26:09 2011, 美东)
当年俺闹过很丢脸的，俺就不提了，还是看别人的开心开心吧，哈哈哈～
有次房东问我 did u eat anyting yet? 我说no.
她听后重复了一遍 so u didn’t eat anyting. 我说 yes...
房东老太太犹豫了下
又问did u eat ？
我说 no. 她接着说 so u didn’t eat .
我说 yes ......
估计她当时要崩溃了
刚上班不久，有个公司的A/R打电话来催支票，我循例问了一下他是哪间公司打来的，那
男的很有礼貌的说：“This is xxx calling from Beach Brother." 听懂了很开心，不
过由于对公司名字还不熟，心想先用笔记下来公司名，省得等下忘记了，正得意忘形之
间，顺嘴开始拼写人家公司的名字，还说得一本正 经："b.i.t.c.h......b... 阅读全帖 |
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h*****i
发帖数: 809 | 8 先屠光5亿华北和东北cockroaches
全世界最低等的动物
只拿人 |
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b*******d
发帖数: 178 | 10 先解决北纬35度以北，东经110度以东的所有黄种人
保证再也没有cockroaches |
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R*******N
发帖数: 7494 | 11 http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=ko5MSXZjmBE
全亞洲人民大團結！美，日，韓，越，菲，台，港，打到霸權吐痰豬-！
Nagadomo 19 minutes ago
孔子知道佢後代出左d 咁既人真係做太監
AOIYUKItung 27 minutes ago
how can he say that of hong kong people when he is now denying what he
said. he should be fired as a professor, what kind of Quality is he
gonna teach his students. everyone will be corrupted by him, this is how
terrorists are born...
magentamadeline 29 minutes ago
如果有人在你家門口拉大便的話 你還可能說你在這裡說的話嗎?
可能你會認為 這是((大陸人))的... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6388 | 12 http://cn.engadget.com/2012/09/07/researchers-guide-cockroach-w
自美国北卡罗莱纳州立大学的 Alper Bozkurt 副教授及他的队伍初步开发出一种能「
控制」蟑螂爬行方向的方法。他们在一只活生生的马达加斯加发声蟑螂背部装上一个遥
控微型控制器，不过这个所谓的控制器并不是要控制蟑螂的脑神经信息，反而只是简单
地连接了它的触角和尾叶（腹部的感触器官，用作感应空气的流动）。在需要转向的时
候，例如左转，操作员就会按遥控的左键，微型控制器就会向蟑螂的感触器官发出有障
碍物的错觉，如错觉是「来自」右边，那蟑螂就会向相反的方向走，以免撞向障碍物。
这个计划的目的就是开发出一种低成本的灾区搜索设备，明显地就是要用在昆虫身上啦
；他们说上图这个遥控微型控制器的零件（如收发信号的芯片）都是市面可以买到的，
所以减省了自行开发的成本。研究员成功「指示」了这只蟑螂走一条事前在地上画好的
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F*******o
发帖数: 287 | 14 If it were the 1950s and the feds were in cahoots with the phone company to
root out communist spies, it would hardly be an issue. The press might even
choose not to report on it.
Obviously, much has changed since then. Most notably, a sweeping digital rev
olution has given the federal government and other 揹ata minersa vast capa
bility to monitor the behavior of nearly every U.S. citizen. That has produc
ed the mushrooming controversy over the government抯 anti-terrorism scrutiny
of Verizon抯 (VZ)... 阅读全帖 |
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d**********i
发帖数: 4877 | 15 三哥
评“神十”之印度网友——不就是俄国技术我们也能买到！
1984年4月2日，印度宇航员Rakesh Sharma搭乘苏联“联盟号”飞船进入太空
Chinalover (Mumbai)I think they should not use 'Made in China' items in
their spacecraft in future.Agree (1)Disagree (7)Recommend (0)
我认为他们以后不应该在飞船上使用“中国产”的零件。
Blue Cockroach (Delhi)India - Mig 21 blasts with pilot , Kya aise hee
compete karoge china se. Jaago bharat sarkar jaago kyonki tumare Bharat
Nirmaan pe Shakk hai mera.Agree (3)Disagree (1)Recommend (0)
印度呢？米格21战机载着飞行员爆炸............
DonKAUN (India)Only Chinese can a... 阅读全帖 |
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p*****c
发帖数: 20445 | 16 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: fuckthrust (...), 信区: Joke
标 题: 笑到疯了：那些年，我们的英文震惊了全世界 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 31 23:21:35 2014, 美东)
发信人: dayetama (dayetama), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 笑到疯了：那些年，我们的英文震惊了全世界
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 31 18:07:28 2014, 美东)
1.刚上初中那会儿第一次去学校厕所而且一般都要和OFFICE里的人报告就屁颠屁颠地跑
去了，一到那里是个白人大妈值班看到我问我要干啥。。。我想想说厕所washroom是不
是太土了点就和她说：Where is the bedroom located? I need to pee。然后就看那
大妈瞪着我问：excuse me? 我就特傻地继续问：Bedroom,u know where u pee and
poo =.= 大妈想了想就微笑地和我说：I’m sorry honey we don’t have ... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 17 1. Obama will give weapons to KIev
2. Immediate invasion of Ukraine by Russia
3. Poroshenko and his other Neo Khazarian crooks will take their private
jets to Israel
4. Merkel and Obama get financial sanctions against Russia
5. Russia cuts off gas and oil to the Eurotards
6. World War III starts over some manufactured incident in Eastern Slobovia
somewhere
7. Obama finds out the hard way Nuclear wars are not winnable by either side
8. Cockroaches prevail over what ever is left |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 18 1. Obama will give weapons to KIev
2. Immediate invasion of Ukraine by Russia
3. Poroshenko and his other Neo Khazarian crooks will take their private
jets to Israel
4. Merkel and Obama get financial sanctions against Russia
5. Russia cuts off gas and oil to the Eurotards
6. World War III starts over some manufactured incident in Eastern Slobovia
somewhere
7. Obama finds out the hard way Nuclear wars are not winnable by either side
8. Cockroaches prevail over what ever is left |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 19 “Did China hack the same government that's responsible for the illegal
violation of my 4th amendment rights?
Did China hack the same government that has allowed, and even encouraged
over 100,000,000 brown skinned cockroach spics to illegally come into
America and destroy our country?
Did China hack the same government that's controlled by the kikes in Israel,
and panders to their kike masters on Wall St., whom destroyed the economy
in America?
Why should I give two squirts of piss what some slan... 阅读全帖 |
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c****x
发帖数: 6601 | 20 这是哪个老将的女儿？勇敢说出了无数外F的心声。
http://ihateasianmen.wordpress.com/
As for Michael Cao, well fuck you you racist misogynist chink! Do you not
realize everybody hates China, yes, even the Chinese in Singapore, Taiwan,
Hong Kong are all calling you “shina pig”, “yellow cockroaches”.
Everybody hates your guts, every Asian hates your guts, so you better STFU
and go back to China before the White man gets angry and strike you with his
mighty arms. Fuck off, China!
Because this is America, asshole! Thi... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 21 Oregon is the most popular moving destination of 2015 with 69 percent of
moves to and from the state being inbound. The state has continued to climb
the ranks, increasing inbound migration by 10 percent over the past six
years. New to the 2015 top inbound list is another Pacific West state,
Washington, which came in at No. 10 with 56 percent inbound moves.
http://www.unitedvanlines.com/about-united/news/movers-study-20
Moving In - The top inbound states of 2015 were:
Oregon
South Carolina
Vermon... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 22 The only reason Oregon is again #1 for the third year in a row for people
moving there is...Scumbag, cockroach, rat, socialist, lib-tard, mentally
sick Californians who can leave California and fuck Oregon up like a
cancerous disease |
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C**********a
发帖数: 1472 | 23 Cockroaches are more than human beings |
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L*******u
发帖数: 928 | 24 北方cockroach、你多久没洗澡？
: 马来猴子别扯鸡巴蛋，满洲话你一句都听不懂。
: 操你妈的，还通古斯，你个猴子懂啥叫通古斯？
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f********4
发帖数: 2883 | 25 看样子越来越多有头脑的华人开始意识到了我们面对的真正危险。太好了。
怎样面对陌生人突如其来的种族歧视？
是否有人还记得我去年写的：昨天跟叫我滚回中国去的白女当街干了一架？干架之后在
公车上偶遇她我也写过。
在那之后，我又有两次路遇那个白女。第一次是傍晚去我几条街之隔的便利店，她手拉
购物车在我面前过马路。她装没看见我。第二次才奇葩了，我就在住所外面遇到。当时
天早黑了。我急急忙忙赶回家。前面有个微胖的白女从马路交叉口横穿过来走到我这边
人行道上，手里拉着购物车。我根本没功夫打量人往前赶，等我接近她的时候，她突然
一下闪开一步让了道，可能以为我想要抄过去往前走，结果她这一闪却恰恰站到了我住
所的通道门口，当了我的道，我停下来想望她背后走，两人闪了几下，此时她对我说了
声“Where did you want to go?" 是那种埋怨不高兴的但是又无奈的口气。在那一刻
，在路灯下面我看清楚了这张脸，奶奶的，真叫做冤家路窄呀，这就是那个叫我滚回中
国去的白女啊？！从她的表情看出来，她知道是我，可能在她穿过马路时看见我了。
我指了指往家走的通道，她一让我就跨上台阶去了。她继续往前走，边走边又... 阅读全帖 |
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W***I
发帖数: 552 | 26 北方cockroaches 什麼時候學會上網
: 对，一群猴子用爱发电。
: :-)
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n*****8
发帖数: 19630 | 27 这位猴子没基本常识啊。
蟑螂也是南方特产吧，
北方虽然也有，但个头数量比越南小/少多了。
:-)
: 北方cockroaches 什麼時候學會上網
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 28 the us cannot live without china's cheap products, inflation would skyrocket
to 80%.
Poor people in the us live on Chinese food stuff from the dollar stores,
without them they would go back to eating dog food like in the Reagan era,
and the poor people represent 40% of the us population.
it's funny how the yanks start beating their chests like gorillas to show
their superiority , yet throw a firecracker at them , they scramble like
cockroaches. |
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r****d
发帖数: 1557 | 29 你们这些老将生活在对中国的仇恨中，就只配躲在洞里。This world is for the
happy people, not cockroaches like you. |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 30 locusts，cockroaches，rats
：又臭又吵，比劳模素质都低
：我要是川总先搞定大陆来的蝗虫 |
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发帖数: 1 | 31 You scum-sucking cockroach of a bottom-dweller. |
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发帖数: 1 | 32 1987年拍的动画，女主是一只蟑螂，她的部落所在的公寓的人类房客，每天留下大量的
食物残渣，所以女主的部落过着醉生梦死的幸福生活。
直到有一天，从街对面的公寓来了另一只叫Hans的蟑螂，女主才知道那个国家的蟑螂还
在为了生存权跟人类进行永恒的战争，而自己的部落在远古时代也曾与人类战斗，直到
人类使用了终极杀器敌敌畏，彻底把女主部落打垮了...
英文名是twilight of the cockroach，油管上一搜就有。 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 33 just what I thought, look at these cockroaches running away at the first
live rounds being fired... pussies |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 34 just what I thought, look at these cockroaches running away at the first
live rounds being fired... pussies |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 35 just what I thought, look at these cockroaches running away at the first
live rounds being fired... pussies |
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w********9
发帖数: 8613 | 36
The toll turned out to be unimagiably high. Billions of cockroaches, a main
species of "not China" Honkong, had been trampled or forced from their newly
built nice homes in many streets. The lives of the surviors and other
locals (including bricks, concrete blocks, and scrap metal objects) are
still in great jeopardy.
With great sorrow, we call on the international cocachroach commmunities to
voice your condemnation against such a massacring invasion by the Liberation
Army. |
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t*****r
发帖数: 543 | 38 Cockroaches burn in hell!
May glory hole be with Hong Kong! |
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发帖数: 1 | 39
Laojiang are cockroach's dog, LOL
Keep earning your dog treat for today. |
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发帖数: 1 | 40 The police have hundreds of these cockroaches at one place now and the night
is falling in HK. Perfect chance to eliminate these yellow flavour antifa
scum. Time for live rounds. |
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发帖数: 1 | 41 我看见乞丐的时候，也会给1-2刀。更多是优越感下的怜悯。
HKers spend years calling mainlanders locusts on the streets and in their
media then cry for international attention the moment someone calls their
rioters cockroaches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JN2kXxuo58&t=51s
你还有什么屁话好说？！！！ |
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发帖数: 1 | 44 Coronavirus outbreak is like cockroaches, if you see one, you know there are
going to more, so if you have to go out and purchase food or anything that
others might of touched, either spray it with lysol or other dis-infective
or wash your food and of course wash your hands. |
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发帖数: 1 | 45 Coronavirus outbreak is like cockroaches, if you see one, you know there are
going to more, so if you have to go out and purchase food or anything that
others might of touched, either spray it with lysol or other dis-infective
or wash your food and of course wash your hands. |
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p***e
发帖数: 192 | 46 人为财死，鸟为食忘。那个BBSLAND上的挑动就表明了这个。今天说老印又怎样怎样，
明天有说日本人怎样怎样，也许另外一批人又跑到印度的网站上说中国怎样怎样，
跑到日本的媒体说中国又怎样怎样。到处都有吃饱了撑的无聊的人，正经事干不好，
还有的人长期受压抑需要找个出口，一下就到处有人上街了。其实有多少中国人和
印度人接触过？又有多少人了解日本文化？
最厉害的是告诉你这里有块地，不抢对方就要拿去了。埃赛俄比亚Ethiopia 和刚独
立出来的邻居Eritrea为了一块什么都不长的破沙漠地，放弃了和平，整个国家都不
断出于交战和敌对状态，结果毁了双方的经济。
今后有得是这样的消息，放消息的人是为了某种目的，这些人又不用为这些消息产生
的后果负责。 |
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p***e
发帖数: 192 | 47 哈，GERMAN CROKROCH 讲对了，刚刚看到了国外净资产的总额，一个庞大的数据，怪
不得这些人要如临大敌，而且国内媒体说得都是假话。实际上是你们这帮子人没出
息，只会引进引进搞成这样。当然有许多是新加坡和台湾的投资，还好一点。嘴巴
还这么硬，脸皮还这么厚，头脑都张到外道上去了。
以后的麻烦还大着呢。 |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 48 to be fair, not cockroaches, but dead people and micky mouse.., due to
massive voter fraud in accorn already known, obama is not only the potus
living people had voted for him but the most dead people and micky mouse as
well.
lol...
btw, jim carter wins the election, does not mean he is not a loser, does not
mean those stupid idiots who voted for him are not losers. Same thing
applied to this potus i believe.
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m*********a
发帖数: 3299 | 49 This is my version of history. Whites in Europe multiply too fast. So they
spread to the entire world like cockroaches, to South America, to North
America, to Australia, to Indian, to southeast Asian, to African. They do so
by illegal immigration, by killing all the local people if they could in a
illegal and savage way. They grab and steal their land. Then ironically,
they make laws for preventing the others to immigrate to those lands
belonging to their ancestors. Call the new immigrant, illeg |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 50
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so do all cockroaches.
that's one big fricking human doomsday waiting for all of us.
Worse is Liberos try to hand over powers to those blood sucking
low lives even before they infest the earth??? What the hell?! |
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