c*****g
发帖数: 21627 | 1 侬帮帮忙，好伐。格帮啥老师啥comedian不得介 |
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a*****a
发帖数: 777 | 5 这尼玛以后谁还敢说相声讲笑话，难怪中国人没有幽默细胞，不是基因里没有，从娘胎
里出来的时候还是带着些的，但是很快就被我鳖扼杀了 |
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c*****t
发帖数: 10738 | 7 其实拿掉那个捧的人,和美国的stand up comedian 没什么区别。 |
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发帖数: 3343 | 9 Robin Williams' wife, children head to court in estate fight
http://news.yahoo.com/robin-williams-wife-children-head-court-e
061432211.html
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Attorneys for Robin Williams' wife and children are
headed to court in their battle over the late comedian's estate.
The attorneys are scheduled to appear before a San Francisco probate judge
on Monday, as they argue over who should get clothes and other personal
items the actor kept at one his Northern California homes.
In papers filed ... 阅读全帖 |
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G*****n
发帖数: 3863 | 10 一开始就错了。母亲遗传给后代的是语言和社交智商。这方面恰好黄种人比较弱。
而空间和抽象思维智商，也就是黄种人最强的部分，则是父母共同遗传。
这就是为什么黄种女性和其他所有种族男性所生的后代，比父母两边原来的基准水平都
差。因为黄种人的劣势是母系遗传。而恰好，白种人的优势恰恰是语言和社交智商，正
好他们的优势是母系遗传。
黑人最优秀的是身体力量，这又是线粒体遗传的，是纯母系遗传。
所以黄种女性与黑人男性的后代，体力可能勉强比黄种人平均强一点点，但是强不了多
少，因为线粒体来自于黄种人的母亲。同时，语言智商遗传了母亲，也不怎么样。但是
空间和抽象思维能力来自于父母双方，作为黄种人优势的一面也被黑人父亲的低值给拉
低了。最后结果就是什么都不行，就体力稍微好一点点。所以只能踢足球了，而且智力
低连队长都当不好。
相反，混血血统最好的方式是黄种男人和白种女人，这样白人最优秀的语言和社交智商
从母亲遗传，黄种人最高的空间与抽象智商与白种人平均水平的此智商混合后遗传，最
后的结果就是相对高过常人的空间抽象思维能力，以及极强的语言社交以及所衍生的逻
辑思维能力。这种人非常优秀。
比如NASA那个提出V... 阅读全帖 |
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k*******t
发帖数: 2113 | 12 有次看见一个comedian 把George Bush 的名字读做George Bullshit |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 13 现在comedian都不敢到大学演出了。political correctness已经到了丧心病狂的地步
。jay leno举了个例子。说他的一个大学intern让他推荐个餐馆中午去吃饭，jay leno
说别吃墨西哥食物。结果他的intern就说他歧视墨西哥人。把leno搞得哭笑不得。 |
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发帖数: 16479 | 14 感觉左的。支持8马
Maher supports the legalization of cannabis and same-sex marriage. His
critical views of religion were the basis for the 2008 documentary film
Religulous. He is a supporter of animal rights, having served on the board
of PETA since 1997,[5] and is an advisory board member of Project Reason.[6]
[7] In 2005, Maher ranked at number 38 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest
stand-up comedians of all time.[8] He received a Hollywood Walk of Fame star
on September 14, 2010.[9] |
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发帖数: 4968 | 15 这种消化在stand up comedian表演时很多；平时朋友间拿stereotyping开玩笑也常见
。但是拿到oscar这种正式场合，老少都看的场合就非常不合适了。没有调黑人、墨西
哥人和阿三，偏偏那亚裔出来搞笑。 |
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发帖数: 11 | 16 so funny
I remember a native american comedian was joking about how people confused
him with being Mexican or Arabic.
"I was in Alabama, and this guy said, 'Why don't you go back to where you
came from, boy!' So I did; I pitched a teepee in his back yard."
link:
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/bnm7n/go_back_to_yo
country_how_do_you_respond/ |
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发帖数: 2883 | 17 果然是主流大转弯，今天又有新发展 － New York Post 又发一篇编辑意见，直接说梁
彼得根本一开始就不该起诉，还批评起纽约时报来了，说纽约时报夸奖黑人DA精明其实
不对。http://nypost.com/2016/03/26/in-liang-case-ken-thompson-was-neither-shrewd-nor-a-victor/
New York Daily News 也称DA起诉该，不判坐牢也正确。形势大好，现在该操心的是黑
人反应。
有的华人主要是政庇们或者自以为融入主流的几个开始抱怨华人220游行搞坏了华人跟
黑人的族裔关系，甚至还翻出2年前黑人群殴华女的新闻拿出来说是220搞坏的。
奇怪了，听起来就跟本来华人黑人关系怎么亲密？华人从来就是黑人暴力犯罪的第一靶
标，看加州的人说那里82%的黑人犯罪是对亚裔的。还有华人列出过死于黑人暴力的华
人名单（求名单，看到英文的，忘了抄下来）。甚至几年前还有黑人枪杀身上只有27元
现金的华人，还有黑人劫杀了两个小留学生，最后黑人还要去法院抗议两个杀人犯的审
讯。。。
现在他们更进一步，要通过司法系统压迫华人了。所以，... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 18 不倫不類的比較！
這倆根本不是一個性質的東西，Talk show 連表演藝術都不是。你要說的應該是 stand
-up comedian. 你可以拿馬立三跟黃西比，但怎麼能跟 Letterman 比！？ |
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发帖数: 1 | 19 是啊，所以活该被人笑话。（很多 talk show 或 stand-up comedian 都以此嘲笑过，
“世界杯” 的笑话，有没有听过？）
（不过叫国际机场那真的没错，人家具备了服务国际旅客的能力。） |
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发帖数: 136 | 21 最高的地位是你有权利选你要做的事情（包括做家庭主妇）但是没人会瞧不起你。
Stand up comedian, Ali Wang特搞笑的stand up show围绕着怎么让男人以为女人很笨
很无能，其实都被骗了。
In the five years she and her husband have been married, she jokes, she’s
packed his lunch every day. “I did that so he’d become dependent on me,”
she says. “‘Cause he graduated from Harvard Business School, and I don’t
want to work anymore.” This is a rather un-feminist position, though
probably not an unpopular one, and she expresses it with characteristic
bluntness: “I don’t want to lea... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: DeDeLong (dedelong), 信区: USANews
标 题: 所有我喜欢的美国人都是左派
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jul 26 21:12:37 2016, 美东)
演员，艺术家，科学家，作家，comedian，都是左派
我有什么理由当右派？ |
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s*********r
发帖数: 2575 | 25 不少笑话其实比“杀死中国人”更可怕，因为那些笑话说的其实是真事。 |
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f****e
发帖数: 793 | 26 so what? who really cares |
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s****e
发帖数: 7018 | 27 就个人来说，人善被人欺
就集体来说，人少被人欺
所以华人要自强，首先要人数 |
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发帖数: 1 | 28 樓上不知有幾個人真正仔細聽過他表演的。
他有的笑話，的確是以新移民的身份而發，例如那個 Roe vs Wade 的笑話是嘲笑移民
拼死要來美國的心態。但也有拿歧視移民的心理來開玩笑的，例如那個汽車貼紙的笑話。
除了利用自己的特殊身份，他也有不少拿主流社會開玩笑的笑話，例如開赴總統的玩笑
，Kill Bill 的笑話，還有憲法第二修正案的笑話等等。
總的來說，他的確利用自己的特殊身份開了些玩笑，但這是把弱勢轉為優勢的聰明做法
，也是美國少數族裔 stand-up comedian，如黑人、女性、猶太人，常用的路數 ---
利用自己的身份，去開一些別人不敢開的玩笑。重要的是，他並沒有像張藝謀，靠著賣
弄落後封建的形象來賺錢。所以樓上有些人罵他，你們到底看懂了沒有？ |
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发帖数: 2680 | 29 它卖水果的天津黑社会大佬老丈人在捧它。这种下三滥在国内有市场证明我国人民平均
文化程度很低，素质很差。屎屁尿来吸引观众，米国standup comedians的套路，而这
种东西的确上不了台面。
: 郭德纲的眼光就是他看到了相声回归场演出的趋势
: 人都有钱了，在电视上看相声的时代过去了。
: 别人挤破头上春晚，走穴的时候，他坚持小剧场演出，所以就成功了。
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发帖数: 1106 | 30 Pop star Madonna got raunchy while introducing comedian Amy Schumer at a
performance in New York City Tuesday night, promising the crowd sexual
favors in exchange for their support of Democratic presidential candidate
Hillary Clinton.
“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?” the 58-
year-old Rebel Heart singer told an audience at New York’s Madison Square
Garden Tuesday night. “I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a
tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye con... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 61690 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: USANews
标 题: 福利：麦当娜要给希拉里voter口交
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 19 14:11:24 2016, 美东)
Madonna is pledging to perform oral sex on voters who cast their ballots for
Hillary Clinton.
The pop queen, known for her shocking antics, made the remark Tuesday while
opening for comedian Amy Schumer in New York.
“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison
Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”
“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1071 | 32 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: smf (smf), 信区: USANews
标 题: 抵制川普喉舌Breitbart已达千家，财富500基本全部抵制
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 28 11:46:01 2017, 美东)
美国所有大企业都撤出广告
Advertising Boycott of Breitbart News is Growing
According to fortune.com，conservative news website Breitbart News has
gotten a lot of attention since Donald Trump was elected, in part because
former Breitbart chairman Steve Bannon is now a senior strategist advising
the president. But not all of the
attention it has received is good.
Over the past ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4637 | 33 每天各路comedians 各种political satire，各种编排取笑，都是合法的。
小孩儿搞的CNN讽刺完全合法，CNN是抓小孩儿小辫子，说有过racist, 反犹post, 威胁
要爆人身份。
和买提人肉威胁一个意思。特别美国这个政治环境下，被贴了标签儿，小孩儿上学工作
都有问题。
这个事情绝对要backfire, CNN 太傻逼了。 |
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b***y
发帖数: 14281 | 35 What? 美国的不都是很啰嗦一个人说起码半小时的，哪有什么三句半？ |
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发帖数: 5093 | 37 BEIJING (Reuters) - He may be a divisive figure back home, but U.S.
President Donald Trump will be landing in friendly territory when he arrives
in Beijing on Wednesday, judging by Chinese social media.
On platforms such as the Twitter-like Sina Weibo, Trump’s Chinese
supporters, who admire his business success and a free-wheeling style
unconstrained by political correctness, are far more prominent than
detractors.
While no comprehensive survey has been done to assess the size and intensity
of T... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4796 | 38 ‘Everybody had a job, and then they didn’t’: Hollywood sex scandals’
other casualties
When art director Francis Giglio signed on to work on the TBS animated
series “The Cops” last summer, he believed he had a full-time job through
next May. The project starring the comic dream team of Louis C.K. and Albert
Brooks meant steady income for the 36-year-old Newhall resident, who is
supporting a wife and a young daughter.
But his economic security ended on Nov. 13 when the show’s production
company FX... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3662 | 39 美国的standup comedians就是个不侮辱人会饿死的职业 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 40 最让床铺愤怒的还是女婿遭受的屈辱。过去一周所有媒体万炮齐轰对准库什纳。床铺感
觉万分悲哀，自己身为一国之君，居然不能为女婿挡箭。现在床铺估计后悔当选了这个
总统，每天被架在火上烤。想想以前地产大亨的日子和真人秀节目时候，多悠哉啊。
Inside the White House, aides over the past week have described an air of
anxiety and volatility — with an uncontrollable commander in chief at its
center.
These are the darkest days in at least half a year, they say, and they worry
just how much farther President Trump and his administration may plunge
into unrest and malaise before they start to recover. As one official put it
Tr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4796 | 41 尼玛，奥黑驴牛逼啊！
Obama in Talks to Provide Shows for Netflix
WASHINGTON — Former President Barack Obama is in advanced negotiations with
Netflix to produce a series of high-profile shows that will provide him a
global platform after his departure from the White House, according to
people familiar with the discussions.
Under terms of a proposed deal, which is not yet final, Netflix would pay Mr
. Obama and his wife, Michelle, for exclusiv... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****r
发帖数: 687 | 42 小将真他妈傻逼，没治了
Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of
Kazakhstan (or simply Borat) is a 2006 British-American mockumentary comedy
film written and produced by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen who also
plays the title character, Borat Sagdiyev, a fictitious Kazakh journalist
travelling through the United States recording real-life interactions with
Americans. |
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发帖数: 3963 | 43 应该好好学学美国的军队文工团怎么运作的
10 of the Stars Who’ve Made the USO the Biggest Celebrity Brand in History
1 Sammy Davis Jr.
A World War II Army veteran himself, Rat Pack crooner Sammy Davis Jr. drew
15,000 troops to his first USO show in Vietnam in 1972, and stayed to
complete a string of performances he later called "one of the most exciting
and satisfying experiences of my career."
2 Scarlett Johansson
Superstar actress and singer Scarlett Johansson signs a soldier's uniform
during a 2008 tour of the Per... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 44 估计是装傻
PARTY REPORT
Seth Rogen Gives His Side of Judd Apatow’s Tom Cruise Porn Story
You may have heard Judd Apatow’s recent talk show reveal that it was none
other than Seth Rogen who first informed Tom Cruise that one could watch
porn on the internet. It’s true, said Rogen — and it’s one of a few
bizarre details that came out of the encounter. While attending the
Hollywood premiere of the Netflix film Like Father, which was written and
directed by his wife Lauren Miller Rogen and features the c... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 858 | 45 你们看了comedian Ali Wong的show吗？有一段描述让白男舔pussy的心理描写可供参考。
：周末看了crazy rich Asian。影院里除了我们全都是非亚裔，影片带入感很强，散场
时普遍反应很enjoy。从last name看，绝大多数演职员都是亚裔（也可以说是华裔）。
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发帖数: 1709 | 46 Everytime Trump opens his mouth a thousand comedians are born. Very funny
Joe Wong. |
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发帖数: 1 | 47 舔精屄，你有钱，那为啥还要你老母亲卖淫补贴你？你有钱这辈子连ritz都没进过？你
憧憬的幸福生活就是“有机会也开个豪车享享福”？啊哈哈哈哈，你们chinatown出来
的个个都是standup comedian！ |
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发帖数: 1 | 48 听得懂英语？ 他明明是郭德纲讲单口相声，或者comedian脱口秀，气氛多和谐，既没
有愤怒，也没有呐喊，只有阵阵笑声和掌声。 |
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发帖数: 1998 | 49 (CNN)The billionaire owner of Equinox is planning a high-dollar Hamptons
fundraiser for President Donald Trump, leading to calls for a boycott of the
luxury gym and its associated businesses SoulCycle and Blink Fitness.
Real estate developer Stephen Ross -- who is chairman and majority owner of
the Related Companies, which oversees Equinox Fitness -- will host a
luncheon on Friday, according to the invitation, at which attendees will pay
up to $100,000 for a picture with the President and $250,0... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1709 | 50 康州大学两个小白夜里玩游戏校园里自言自语 N Word，被逮捕，美国人说宪法第一条
被违反了
University of Connecticut students Jarred Karal and Ryan Mucaj were arrested
by campus police Monday night and charged with violating a Connecticut hate
crime statute for using a racial slur in an incident captured on video.
One night earlier this month, Karal and Mucaj — both described by police as
white — walked with another individual through the parking lot of a
student apartment complex playing “a game in which they yelled vulgar words
,” accor... 阅读全帖 |
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