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发帖数: 38600 | 1 http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/22m8hl/two_cows_matthias
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1275 | 2 SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
...
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 13135 | 3 某天去接胖毛，胖毛兴高采烈地告诉我：“我们今天学farm, 老师给我们讲怎末挤牛奶
了。”然后，胖毛
若有所思地说：“我知道了，白色的牛挤出来得奶是白色的牛奶，brown cow挤出来得
奶就是
chocolate milk!"啊，有这末推理的吗？我赶忙校正，“不对，brown cow挤出来得奶
也是白色
的。巧克力那时后来加的。”胖毛很固执地说：“对，要是有粉色的牛，挤出来得就是
strawberry
milk."
到了晚上，胖毛仍然念念不忘brow cow挤出来的是chocolate milk.我实在受不了了，
就说：“周
末，妈妈给你做巧克力奶，你就知道巧克力是后来加进去的了。”胖毛听了，一脸的惊
喜，“妈妈，你要
变成brown cow吗？”我老人家当场被气晕过去。 |
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发帖数: 20256 | 4 令客队闻风丧胆，最后SEC都把cow bell给ban了，只能在non-conf比赛上用。这次训练，RR专门从WVU借了些cow bell过来练习。好像以前WVU打过miss state，还存有一些cow bell。最后练习时，由各教练的儿子负责摇cow bell，好像还搞了个facebook group。 |
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发帖数: 15396 | 5 cats owner be aware
http://www.petplace.com/dogs/can-your-dog-get-mad-cow-disease-f
Safety Measures Don't Protect Pet Foods
Since the discovery of infected cows first in Great Britain, then in Canada,
and now one (or possibly more) within the U. S., the USDA has announced
implementation of some new safeguards. These safeguards fall far short of
those called for by consumer groups and scientists. This new rule was very
interesting to me, as a pet owner:
"Meat from downer animals will no longer be... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16686 | 6 "I'm ready to wean my baby. When can he start drinking cow's milk?"
Like many moms who are ready to wean their babies from the breast or
bottle, it’s not hard to imagine why you might be eager to make the
switch (you’re buying milk for the rest of the family already, for one
thing). But while cow’s milk may be fine for a little heifer, a little
human is better off not touching the stuff until he’s 12 months old for
a variety of reasons:
His body won’t be able to digest the proteins in cow’s milk |
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a*****s
发帖数: 5562 | 7 网上看到的，求证北加是不是也如此？谢谢
http://hip2save.com/save-money-with/whole-foods-deals-whole-foo
While you’re there, check out the awesome deal you can snag on yogurt too:
Buy 3 Brown Cow yogurt 6 oz $0.50 each (Thru 10/15)
Total = $1.50
Use the $0.50/3 Brown Cow yogurts 6 oz coupon found here
Plus, use the $1/3 6 oz. cups of Brown Cow yogurt Whole Foods store coupon
found here
(OR found in the The Whole Deal booklet at the front of the store near the
weekly ad)
Final cost – 3 FREE yogurts! |
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a*****s
发帖数: 5562 | 8 发邮件去问了，原来搬去德州去了，没用加州的奶源了，唉，那个胖子再也用不上了
Hello,
Thanks so much for reaching out. We recently transitioned to a newer
modernized facility in Fort Worth Texas. Since we no longer produce Brown
Cow in California, we’re no longer using milk from California farms.
Regardless of where our products are produced, we will always thoroughly
review all of our current and future partners to ensure that they're as
committed as we are to protecting the comfort and overall well-being of
their cows.
We always love... 阅读全帖 |
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z**i
发帖数: 5276 | 9 you're absolutely right.
Other fake cows just blow cow pussy, but she is real cow pussy |
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r*f
发帖数: 39119 | 10 她不算big cow吧，和她爸爸及老公比。将来她女儿也多半比她cow。
当然，她比大多数人是cow些。
pinyin
She |
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发帖数: 1 | 11 in that tower from nowhere quest.
after first round of monsters, there is a cow all of a sudden.
seems like harmless... just sitting there.
i walk around it, not attacking me.
but i remember back in white orchard, killing those cows will trigger a
monster, so i was like, what the heck, just killed it.
and nothing happens....
so moved on to finish the quest.
even though it's marked as red skull, lvl 23 finished it no trouble.
so is there anything special about that cow?
or was it just set there f... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 60932 | 14 chick fil a is doing cow appreciation event on friday july 8th.
you get free food if you dress like a cow. chick fil a have "cow parts" pdf
file which you can print out and tape it to yourself.. and you basically get
free food for that.
it can be fun event to do with family members!
chick-fil-a link:
http://www.cowappreciationday.com/
print this out chick-fil-a link:
http://www.cowappreciationday.com/
tape it around you, go get free food.
tried to search on this, but didn't find anything, sorry ... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 15 Starting 1/1 CVS will have Buy 1, Get 1 FREE Skinny Cow Chocolates.
Walmart:
http://instoresnow.walmart.com/enhancedrendercontent.aspx?id=97
is offering a Buy 1 Box of Skinny Cow Chocolates, Get 1 FREE coupon (click
the "Get Nestle Coupons" button on top right, then click on either of the
Skinny Cow coupons)
Use this coupon to get both boxes for FREE
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g***j
发帖数: 40861 | 16 A beef cow-calf operation is on notice from the Food and Drug Administration
because of the presence of three drugs in edible tissue samples collected
by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Testing showed residue of one drug at
more than 8,000 percent the amount allowed by law.
Photo illustration
Officials from the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS)
inspected the Newcastle, NE, farm owned by Janine and Jerald Stewart, where
the company produces animals offered for use as food. Acco... 阅读全帖 |
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s****p
发帖数: 81 | 17 [出售] Skechers Men's Cow Leather Buckle Shoes
二手交易风险自负！请自行验证是否合法和一手卡！:
我想卖的物品:
Skechers Men's Cow Leather Buckle Shoes
Gently worn, like new condition
* Size: US 7.5, UK 6.5, EUR 40, CM 25.5
* Color: Black
* Inside width is about 3.5 inches.
* Leather upper balance
单张面值: $3
可接受价格(必须明码标价！):
$3
物品新旧要求:
Gently worn, like new condition
邮寄方式要求:
Your mailing label.
买卖双方谁承担邮寄损失(Required if not code only):
付款方式说明:
paypal non-cc or boa
其他补充说明:
广告的有效期:
物品来源(Required for All Cards!):
我的联系方式:
mit
Warranty期... 阅读全帖 |
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s****p
发帖数: 81 | 18 [出售] CARTELO Men's Cow Leather Shoes
二手交易风险自负！请自行验证是否合法和一手卡！:
我想卖的物品:
CARTELO Men's Cow Leather Shoes
Used and clean condition
* Size: US 7, EUR 38.5, MM 250 (250 millimeter)
* Width is medium width, about 95 millimeter (or 3.74 inches).
* Color: Black
* Product number: 288508
* Brand: CARTELO Crocodile International
单张面值: $2
可接受价格(必须明码标价！):
$2
物品新旧要求:
Used and clean condition
邮寄方式要求:
Your mailing label.
买卖双方谁承担邮寄损失(Required if not code only):
付款方式说明:
paypal non-cc or boa
其他补充说明:
广告的有效期:
物品来源(Re... 阅读全帖 |
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M********z
发帖数: 189 | 19 典典属牛，第一个Halloween就给他选了一套little cow的行头。他不喜欢那个牛头，
老是想把它扯掉。娃太小，又逢flu season，就不打算带他出去要糖了，在家自娱自乐
吧。
另一张是典典平时穿的turn-me-around的牛服，pp上有个牛头和Little Cow。 |
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f******f
发帖数: 509 | 20 今天周岁检查归来,PED说不用给FORMULA,说宝宝不需要,我们刚刚月初才停母乳开始吃
FORMULA,现这么一说,又得换,真是麻烦,难道COW'S milk比FORMULA好?
有1岁就给宝宝吃cow's milk的妈妈么 ? |
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a**y
发帖数: 6501 | 21 胖毛肯定在facebook玩儿种菜了
我的农场里, 就是白色的牛挤白色的牛奶 brown cow挤出来巧克力奶
pink cow挤strawberry milk
看来美国人也许普遍就是这么想的, 我原先还觉得farmville很有想象力呢 |
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b*****r
发帖数: 437 | 22 【 以下文字转载自 cvsshopper 俱乐部 】
发信人: bigbear (大熊), 信区: cvsshopper
标 题: 1月1号免费的Skinny Cow Candy
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 30 19:32:31 2011, 美东)
Select Mars Chocolate, Dove, or Nestle Candy Buy 1 Get 1 Free
Buy 2 Skinny Cow Candy 6 ct
Use Buy 1 Get 1 Free coupon
http://instoresnow.walmart.com/enhancedrendercontent.aspx?id=97898
Final cost 2 for free
还可以凑单，在广告的第5页 |
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j******3
发帖数: 18319 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: joycee (树袋熊书呆装熊), 信区: Joke
标 题: cow pussy这本书的作者挖出来了 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 22 22:53:34 2010, 美东)
发信人: mifepristone (弃婴), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: cow pussy这本书的作者挖出来了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 22 22:51:01 2010, 美东)
居然是女的，居然姓“操”，这件事情再一次说明女人比男人淫荡多了
http://www.urbanatomy.com/index.php/arts/why-i-write/2740-why-i-write-eveline-chao
Eveline Chao is a freelance writer based in Beijing. Her debut book, Niubi!:
The Real Chinese You Were Never Taught in School, has shot to the to |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 31 明显不准确啊
You have 2 cows.
jeanvaljean only saw one. |
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j*********n
发帖数: 4116 | 32 Nodoby "has" 2 cows了这样才好 |
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T****i
发帖数: 15191 | 34 有得索男，辛辛苦苦赚钱，但老婆根本觉得理所应当。哪天失业，都不敢告诉老婆。加
班加点多挣点，就为了能博老婆一笑。平常老婆都不愿意亲热，只有涨工资的那天，給
老婆买了礼物，老婆才勉为其难。老婆孩子的生日哪个也不敢忘记，自己的生日没人记
得。有一天，突然发现得了晚期，没有多少活头了，而老婆第一件事想起来的是自己和
孩子的未来怎么办？第二件事想的是上网募捐，说是給丈夫治病，实际上是为了給自己
。甚至直播丈夫死亡过程，博得同情。这男人，在弥留之际才明白，自己辛辛苦苦了一
辈子，就是个cash cow，ATM机，自己根本没有吸引力，没有爱，只有奉献，惨啊。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 35 我支持他们独立
他们独立我就真佩服他们牛
要不独立就都是吃饲料长大的牲口
Republic of COW
大牛国翻译不准确，应该是 母牛共和国
翻译成 牛逼共和国 就更传神了
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l***z
发帖数: 62 | 36 弱弱的问，如果召开各州圆桌会议，结果就COW参与，2/3-3/3同意，能独立么？ |
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j****i
发帖数: 496 | 39 Okay, my son's food panel blood test comes back, among the 29 kinds of food
that he responds positively to, there are cow's milk (highly intolerant) and
egg (highly intolerant). We are designing his diet patterns, but we are
having a hard time figuring it out.
In his report, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese and milk are listed separately.
He is only positive on milk and swiss cheese, but not cheddar cheese. What
is the difference between these different kinds of cheese and the milk?
Also, he is e |
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z****e
发帖数: 1025 | 40 nod nod, 我们ped也是这样说的，然后我说我还有很多罐formula呢，ped说吃完就上
cow's milk。想想好呀，省钱了呀 ：） |
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f******f
发帖数: 509 | 41 早知道直接母乳到cow's milk 了,刚开始吃formula,便秘的出血,现在好转了,又得换. |
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y*******y
发帖数: 1093 | 42 是不是如果宝宝吃milk based formula不过敏，就是对cow milk不过敏了？我家是过敏
宝，想加yobaby yogurt 现在。目前因为过敏还没有吃副食。7个月了。做过过敏测试
，没有成功，因为找不到血管。 |
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s********t
发帖数: 31 | 44 问过 - 朋友记不起来了（好像是别人送她的）。
不知有没有类似的cow。多谢了。 |
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l*******u
发帖数: 644 | 45 RT,产量下降，本来给娃加E家的奶粉，结果娃不喜欢奶粉的味道，换了E家的液体奶，
还可以，自己尝了一下，液体奶甜甜的，有股豆浆的味道，以前看过个帖子说奶粉分
cow based和soy based,那液体奶也分这两种吗？液体奶都有点甜还是只有soy based
甜？怎么才能买到便宜的液体奶？
Btw，能否把奶粉和液体奶掺一起喂？一大桶奶粉才喝了一点，扔了有点可惜。 |
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p*******a
发帖数: 199 | 46 有效日期3/19/2014到4/19/2015
$15 每人
请发站内信联系.
接受paypal转账
需要以下信息：
First name
Last name
Birth date (month and day ONLY, required by amazon prime invitation)
Amazon account email
另外奶粉是Nutramigen with Enflora LGG for Cows Milk Allergy Powder Can for
Babies 0-12 Months，四罐120，在belle mead zipcode08502,最好能自取 |
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J********a
发帖数: 39 | 47 【 以下文字转载自 Memory 讨论区 】
发信人: JasmineTea (茉莉清香阵阵飘), 信区: Memory
标 题: 美国有cow&gate奶粉卖不？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 18 02:28:20 2011, 美东)
或者说美国哪个牌子的奶粉比较好呢？
老公下周去出差，打算囤些2段的回来。
谢谢！~ |
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c******t
发帖数: 1050 | 49 我有点hzhj了，今天才在sd看到。明天最后一天。买4个Häagen-Dazs/Edy's/
Skinny Cow的single serve, get $4 oyno.
觉得有用的话，给个包子奖励一下吧。 |
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z******7
发帖数: 1559 | 50 skinny cow还有1刀的胖子，上次打印的，本来要在cvs用的，昨晚路过应该进去看看的
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