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i*********a
发帖数: 6504 | 9 我连附近溜达都没去
就聚餐了一次，火锅了一次，打了一场很没意思的牌。
看了2部电影，1部连续剧 |
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F****l
发帖数: 3843 | 10 比我强多了。
就聚餐了零次，火锅了零次，打了零场很没意思的牌。
看了零部电影，1部连续剧。 |
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P*******l
发帖数: 4895 | 12 只是比较脆弱，不够坚强而已
记得上个月，某天夜里，我在塞班发过一个帖子，说心里很难过，想要一个cuddle，你
那时说了一些温暖的话，我当时就掉眼泪了
可能你不记得了 |
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x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 13 Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the
dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was
blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, ... 阅读全帖 |
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a****c
发帖数: 978 | 14 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn''t work that way. So I stole
a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了
一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去…… 而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘
客一样死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败
你
4、The last thing I want to do is h... 阅读全帖 |
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c*******7
发帖数: 17225 | 16 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: cakecheese (乳酪蛋糕), 信区: NewYork
标 题: 老鼠！！！猫带回家死老鼠！！！外加一张睡觉的萌照 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 26 15:47:16 2012, 美东)
发信人: ericzhang190 (Eric), 信区: pets
标 题: 老鼠！！！猫带回家死老鼠！！！外加一张睡觉的萌照
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 20 00:52:11 2012, 美东)
就是照片里那只橙黄色的小公猫。
有一次发现地板上有只死老鼠，我们就把他赶出房间然后把老鼠扔了，猫后来冲进来就
去找那个老鼠，可惜老鼠不在那里了，他就到处闻。还有一次从外面叼回一个死老鼠丢
在家门口要我们陪他玩。
照片是他睡觉时我偷拍的，貌似很萌，人家是cuddle在一起呢。
PS：图中的猫是亲兄弟，另外还有一兄一妹，在另一个沙发上睡呢。当年看到四猫刚出
生，过了一个礼拜也没人管，就在街角要死的样子，我好心的朋友就捡了回来，一直抚
养到今天。outdoor，整天爬树。
不是我的猫，但我总去... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 21566 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: Military
标 题: 凌晨4点被黑人爆菊了 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 24 20:51:46 2012, 美东)
发信人: lb890624 (Stukov), 信区: GunsAndGears
标 题: 凌晨4点被黑人爆菊了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 19 14:05:13 2012, 美东)
我们镇的大学放假了，人都回家了，小区里剩下的人不多。
9月份发生在小区附近的5连环强奸案消停了一阵。年末又收到了2起入室强奸的通知。
昨天4点被各种门铃和敲门声弄醒。感觉不对劲就抓起SGL-21按上一个装有10多发子弹
的弹夹出卧室趴在2楼正对大门的楼梯口瞄准好（我没手枪），如果真破门而入了就直
接扣扳机了，也没有时间多想。
好在敲门的人没有作后续举动，我还是趴在那等了80多分钟确认无误，结果不知不觉地
睡着了，枪就放在手边。
今早在地上醒过来，居然觉得很温暖，发现有一个肥大的黑人在身后cuddle，摸了摸PY
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发帖数: 3360 | 18 评论：
Good guy at 0:23 getting the woman out before him
Most of russia's population is bears... E.T is fucked...
Bigger asteroids are EASIER to calculate their trajectory exactly
because they are easier to see.
He's like... hurry lets repopulate!
this shit is for real, run dinos
Optimus Prime is here.
0:21 Hey I'm the last man on earth
0:21 It's the end. Let's fuck!
I wonder if the Russian air defense system detected the meteor's
approach.
The Dude just thin... 阅读全帖 |
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z*********e
发帖数: 10149 | 19 PSA: Here's a list of hints a girl likes you. Disclaimer: every girl is
different.
Observe her "baseline behavior" and see if she has deviations from that
behavior. Example: She doesn't touch anyone, but hugs you a lot.
Girls prefer to "create opportunities" for the guy to make a move, rather
than make a move herself. These are clues, not confirmation. Real answer is
to ask her out.
She says compliments like, "Hey, I like your shirt." If she keeps walking,
no go. If she stays to chat? Stop, talk... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 24893 | 20 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: USANews
标 题: Hicks跟Lewandowski也搞过？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 6 05:42:04 2018, 美东)
Hicks跟Lewandowski也搞过？
Hicks不会是受虐狂吧？PORTER打老婆，Lewandowski打女记者，Lewandowski有老婆
http://people.com/politics/hope-hicks-dating-rob-porter-corey-lewandowski/
Inside Hope Hicks' Troubled Romances with Ousted Top Trump Aides Rob Porter
and Corey Lewandowski
President Trump‘s communications director Hope Hicks has now been
romantically linked to not one but two ousted Trump... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1342 | 21 In the middle of New York City there is a great big park called Central Park
. Children love to play there. It has a toy-boat pond where they can sail
their boats. It has a carousel to ride on in the summer and an ice rink to
skate on in the winter
Best of all, it has its very own zoo. Every day families of all kinds go to
visit the animals that live there.
But children and their parents aren’t the only families at the zoo. The
animals make families of their own. There are red panda bear failies... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 836 | 22 刚才乱点看到这个，你们看看，是不是很难取悦女人啊？
How to Impress a Woman
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
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l**h
发帖数: 8270 | 23 难不成想有个人和你cuddle一块窝沙发上看电视？ |
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i*********y
发帖数: 1674 | 24 认识一年了，但交往制止一月前才频繁了起来，昨晚他又来我家过夜了，
一起吃饭，喝酒，然后巫山相会，翻云复雨三次后，他跟我一起又紧紧的CUDDLE了一晚
。刚刚他TXT
了我，详情如下：
"The more time I spend with you the more i like you， not just your
sexiness. ur growing on me like fungus on a tree."
他对我是不是有感情了。大家来分析下。 |
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m***1
发帖数: 94 | 25 挖坑挖到这里来了。
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Rainbow/31750807.html
小白，25岁，认识一年了，但交往制止一月前才频繁了起来，昨晚他又来我家过夜了，
一起吃饭，喝
酒，然后巫山相会，翻云复雨三次后，他跟我一起又紧紧的CUDDLE了一晚。刚刚他TXT
了我，详情如
下：
"The more time I spend with you the more i like you， not just your
sexiness. ur growing on me like fungus on a tree."
我和他是不是操出感情来了。大家来拍下 |
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c*******e
发帖数: 96 | 26 10 signs version
“He’s Just Not That Into You” wants to teach the women of this world a
lesson. But you know what? Sometimes us ladies just aren’t that into you,
gentlemen! Guys are just as clueless when it comes to reading the signs.
Some of the best-selling book’s rules hold true for both sexes, like, “if
they only want to see you when they’re drunk,” that’s totally a bad sign
(duh!). However, women have their own set of subtle brush-off techniques.
After countless boring dates and awkward int... 阅读全帖 |
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m****9
发帖数: 40 | 27 这个不是传说中的cuddle荷尔蒙么…… 就是那个通过社交和和亲密的人在一起就会有
的……然后有助于降低压力还有治愈感情伤害的东西？
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发帖数: 1 | 28 不久前，一篇《美女相亲遭百般羞辱 1200万网友围观》引起网民热议。毕业于英国高
等学府、荣获一等荣誉学位、性格独立、风趣幽默的海归艺术家郭盈光，因为年龄问题
，在上海相亲角遭到百般羞辱。事件一度登上百度热搜排行榜。条件如此优秀的她也遭
遇如此羞辱，若离婚还带着孩子的女子征婚或相亲呢？那就更加不可想象了。
一位署名为“陈埃”的华人，在自己的博客讲述自己因为家暴而婚姻破裂。经过一段时
间的疗伤她走了出来。亲朋好友们热心为她介绍对象。但是一个女人，离婚了，以中国
目前男性妙龄得像乳鸽一样的择偶观念来看，这样的女子只能嫁给老头……但事实呢？
看看她的故事，文章很长，摘录如下：
一直在犹豫是否要将我的故事写出来，因为很多文章在抨击讽刺嫁西人的女人都是丑得
没人要，所嫁的也是当地最次最没人要的西人。我已不年轻，也不貌美如花，但我绝不
丑，我丈夫是个专业人士，我们只是普通人，过着普通平凡的日子。
相识
我在国内一直做英语老师。为了提高自己，很久以前我在一个英语学习网站注册了一个
ID,这个网站有个国际交友频道，提供语言交换学习。后来我发现这个交友频道有很多
人也在那里征婚。
06年因为家暴，我的婚... 阅读全帖 |
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r*******y
发帖数: 7108 | 30 the best lullaby is a lover's cuddling,and sweet words, and more. |
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M**e
发帖数: 5719 | 31 做爱加cuddle加真正的午觉
要好几个小时了吧 |
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P******d
发帖数: 4272 | 32 不是，有时候在床上cuddle的时候，两个人嬉笑的时候，我都觉得很幸福。 |
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 33 他昨天说
“我的功能就是给你用来抱着睡觉的！”
我很喜欢紧紧抱着他cuddle,感觉很有安全感，很踏实。 |
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z*****e
发帖数: 14786 | 34 刚刚收到的通知，星期六我们shelter和Dadeland Mall Macy's的Lush联合举办捐款活
动，Miami的同学们欢迎去凑凑热闹啊！
"Dadeland is CARING ABOUT THE STRAYS. Come Saturday, July 25th, for a
special charity event. There will be cuddly kittens to cuddle and/or adopt
and every donation will receive a special gift from Lush. " |
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z*********n
发帖数: 94654 | 35 没错
随便查一下rabbit faq，一般第一条就是反对小孩养兔子
http://www.fuzzy-rabbit.com/faq.htm
Should I get my child a rabbit??
The short answer is no. Rabbits hate being picked up and cuddled. Most
children will want to hug the rabbit and may end up being scratched and
bitten. Bunnies don't like losing contact with the ground. They can't run
away from predators if you are holding them and they will fight to get put
back on the ground. After a while children lose interest in the rabbit, and
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z*****e
发帖数: 14786 | 36 不知道大家还记不记得前段时间我post过的我们shelter一只很可爱的叫Charlie的小猫
－－几个星期前他和他的兄弟Donny一起被我们shelter的另一个volunteer领养了。结
果，今天收到这个volunteer的email，说Charlie死了。。
“Dear all,
It is with a lot pain and sadness that I share with you that Charlie passed
away on Thursday night.
Charlie fell off my balcony on the 17th floor (I didn't see how it happened)
. The boys have been playing nice on the balcony so I never felt threatened
that something would happen with them. Tanzie, who is 3 y.o., loves to be on
the balcony enjoying the ... 阅读全帖 |
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c**i
发帖数: 6973 | 37 Jennifer Bleyer, And You Think Petting Is Enough? New York Times, Apr 21,
2011 (title in print).
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/21/garden
/21pets.html?scp=1&sq=dog%20massage&st=cse
My comment:
(a) Read the first four paragraphs and a sidebar (in print which appears
online as an appendix "Sit, Stay, Relax" (how-to) in web page 3.
(b) My comment: I can not help but chuckle reading this article. But
Americans are not always like this. See
Beth Teitel, Opulent digs arise in Hub strictly for the 4-l... 阅读全帖 |
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m****e
发帖数: 235 | 38 Woke up on Saturday morning with Java in my arms and he cuddled right up to
my neck ^_^ |
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I********e
发帖数: 6130 | 39 那得看猫的性格了. 我家以前没老二的时候, 老大对我很多时候都是爱理不理的(除了
早上, 早上他一般一定要来我床上cuddle). 有了老二老大就开始争宠, 现在对我很亲
热 :P |
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c**********r
发帖数: 108 | 40 赞来福妈。。Waffle这个名字怎样嘻嘻？下面的仅供参考,
Waffle is a short-haired ginger cat who is spayed, chipped, vaccined,
littlebox trained, super affectionate and docile, loves people, get along
with other cats and dogs, enjoys cuddling. we think she's about a year old,
but she's older than she thinks/acts. please contact me if you know of
anyone looking to adopt an awesome cat!
生气。不那么活泼，挺安静的。虽然粘人，但是晚上关厕所也会自己睡觉，只是饿了，
想吃饭了才会喵喵叫。 |
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b******s
发帖数: 5365 | 43 非常亲人，说是用来看家护院，其实见了谁都亲， 给个冰块都欢欢喜喜地嚼半天。特
别喜欢小孩，晚上喜欢和他们家5岁的小男孩cuddle睡觉。
因为品种和年纪的关系，petplan 不给卖保险了。希望狗狗逢凶化吉吧！ |
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e**********0
发帖数: 278 | 44 就是照片里那只橙黄色的小公猫。
有一次发现地板上有只死老鼠，我们就把他赶出房间然后把老鼠扔了，猫后来冲进来就
去找那个老鼠，可惜老鼠不在那里了，他就到处闻。还有一次从外面叼回一个死老鼠丢
在家门口要我们陪他玩。
照片是他睡觉时我偷拍的，貌似很萌，人家是cuddle在一起呢。
PS：图中的猫是亲兄弟，另外还有一兄一妹，在另一个沙发上睡呢。当年看到四猫刚出
生，过了一个礼拜也没人管，就在街角要死的样子，我好心的朋友就捡了回来，一直抚
养到今天。outdoor，整天爬树。
不是我的猫，但我总去看他们，这黄猫最喜欢我，总拿头蹭我，也从来不咬我，不像另
外几个傻猫。黄猫平时很萌，我们都说他太俊了，有点gay。貌似我现实生活中有个朋
友（性别男）就是很注重外表，和猫一样，总穿的花花绿绿的，我们都说他是gay，虽
然他有老婆，哈哈。 |
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m**u
发帖数: 6829 | 46 早上的好处多：1）确保猫奴及时醒来开饭；2）确保猫奴心情愉快，以便保质保量的开
饭。 |
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o**s
发帖数: 3412 | 47 co ask.
ours also the most affectionate in the morning.
they eat the most at night though:) |
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d******g
发帖数: 5484 | 48 RE 主要是1，猫猫是夜行动物，忙完了就该吃顿饭就寝了。 |
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C*******I
发帖数: 339 | 50 除了吃东西的部分，觉得你简直就是在描述我家丁丁啊～握个手 |
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