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F**********e
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来自主题: Family版 - 出差被床虫咬了4,50口
去查臭虫,看到这里忍不住笑了:
All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination..... the male pierces the female
's abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity
....Male bed bugs sometimes attempt to mate with other males and pierce the
latter in the abdomen.[27] This behaviour occurs because sexual attraction
in bed bugs is based primarily on size, and males will mount any freshly fed
partner regardless of sex.
d*********n
发帖数: 818
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - 毕业初到美东,心情很差
Dude, you were weak and soft like an ejaculated penis.
Here is what you should do:
1. grab his hand and squeeze hard to show you are not a weak shit.
2. If he was not nice, you should answer: why did you ask? If he is
reasonable, you can talk to him nicely. If not, just tell him : none your
business.
From your post I feel the homeless was harmless. Why were you scared like a
shit?

let
f****o
发帖数: 2770
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来自主题: Medicine版 - 前列腺增生肥大能治好吗?
Surgery is reserved for patient with severe symptoms. If your dad hasn't
tried prescription drug therapy (alpha blocker, 5-alpha reductase inhibitor
etc), he should try pharmacological therapies first to control the symptoms.
50% of the men will all eventually have it.
Although surgery is potentially curative, it can result in significant
morbidity, including erectile dysfunction, retrograde ejaculation, urinary
incontinence, bleeding, or urinary tract infection.
English name is : Benign Prostat... 阅读全帖
l*h
发帖数: 4124
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来自主题: Medicine版 - 用抗抑郁药可以治早泄?
Prozac has a high rate of side effect of delayed ejaculation.
T*P
发帖数: 2697
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ejaculation (下山) 于 (Sun Sep 30 19:05:25 2007) 提到:
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It offers 5.31% apy, which is one of the highest rates around.
You may transfer money between your accounts using the online funds transfer
function. Enter the account you wish to transfer from and the account you
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hours a day, 365 days per year.
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z****l
发帖数: 5282
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malan (菜鸟) 于 (Wed Oct 3 00:56:30 2007) 提到:
一个月多几千,再怎么搞也搞不出来,哈哈
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coolblind (coolblind) 于 (Wed Oct 3 00:57:36 2007) 提到:
要是能早点工作谁不去工作了。。。
这不是小小的补偿一下吗?:-)

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ejaculation (echome) 于 (Wed Oct 3 01:55:08 2007) 提到:
absolutely right.
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tombyuan (tombyuan) 于 (Wed Oct 3 09:05:42 2007) 提到:
做学生钱本来少,但是时间多,所以只能赚这些小钱。
工作后钱多了,自然看不少这样的小打
z****l
发帖数: 5282
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ejaculation (echome) 于 (Thu Oct 18 03:57:02 2007) 提到:
my friend gave me $100 checking.
From the checking, we can clearly know the routine number and account
number.
My question is what will happend if we use the routine number and
account number to fund when we apply for a new online saving account.
Can we fund from the friend's checking account to the online
saving account we are applying for?
But the friend didn't authorize us to do this.
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m****a
发帖数: 604
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really?
Sperm normally remains active for up to 72 hours after ejaculation and can
lead to conception any time within this period.-see:
http://www.pregnancyquestionsandanswers.com/questions/qu_891-ho

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w***1
发帖数: 9
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: yecao (野草), 信区: Military
标 题: 看一看美国的司法腐败, 法官是怎样把一个无故孩子从妈妈身
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Nov 23 20:28:00 2012, 美东)
这是真人真事, 请大家舆论支持。
IN THE COURT OF APPEAL OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
SECOND APPELATE DISTRICT
DIVISION TWO
Wan (aka Winnie) Tin ) Case #: B222712
)
Plaintiff and Respondent, ) (Sup. Ct. No. CK71139)
v. )
Los Angeles County Superior Court )
... 阅读全帖
s******n
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Primary care of gay men
Author
Harvey J Makadon, MD Section Editor
Robert H Fletcher, MD, MSc Deputy Editor
Pracha Eamranond, MD, MPH
ISSUES TO TARGET — There are few population based studies of
health issues in gay men on which to base recommendations. Based on clinical
experience and epidemiology, we feel that there are a number of areas in
which clinicians providing primary care to gay men should provide additional
emphasis beyond what they might focus on in heterosexual men. We agree with
a ... 阅读全帖
y***o
发帖数: 145
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请看这法律问件, 美国的法官是怎样腐败, 把孩子从妈妈身边强走的。请舆论只持。
IN THE COURT OF APPEAL OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
SECOND APPELATE DISTRICT
DIVISION TWO
Wan (aka Winnie) Tin ) Case #: B222712
)
Plaintiff and Respondent, ) (Sup. Ct. No. CK71139)
v. )
Los Angeles County Superior Court )
)
In re Joshua Tin )
)
-------------------------------------... 阅读全帖
r******i
发帖数: 674
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 求怀女孩的方法
don't have foreplay, let him have ejaculation before you reach climax.
r******i
发帖数: 674
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 求怀女孩的方法
Why? After the woman reach the climax, the Ph value of the vagina switch
from acidity to basic. So. Ejaculation after that, the sperm carrying the Y
chromosome only can survive in the vagina.
h*****m
发帖数: 1034
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 求怀女孩的方法

这是什么原理?oxytocin搞得?呼唤老司机潮水为大家答疑解惑。
So. Ejaculation after that, the sperm carrying the Y
m***y
发帖数: 14763
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I doubt it, she's obviously the kind knowing how to sleep up and would waste
any moisture on losers. I figure only a dozen, for head count.
Of course, if you count by person-time, the number could be much larger, for
example, how do you count a 6P? What if they change horses in the middle,
count as twice? And jobs should count separately? Or just ejaculations?
f**********t
发帖数: 3
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来自主题: Stock版 - Boiling point coming!
Today was a really boring day, well, maybe except the short few minutes in
the opening when bulls' technical rebound attempt turned out to be nothing
more than a premature ejaculation (sorry for not finding a better term).
However, several noteworthy events did happen by the closing bell:
1. Following SP500/DOW, NASDAQ and QQQQ finally completed the 1-2-3 reversal
on closing basis.
2. Both semi and retailer sectors broke and closed below their recent lows.
And of course, the financials continue
d***u
发帖数: 313
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来自主题: Stock版 - 本来盼着亏点,结果。。。
这有什么好BSO的。
其实很为难。现在就套利,因为仓位没满,赚不了多少,等着再跌再加,上星期不又瞎
忙活一场?
有时没跌到位会有premature ejaculation之现象.
k**********4
发帖数: 16092
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ejaculation?
k**********4
发帖数: 16092
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are you crazy? to pull it out without ejaculation?
X*********r
发帖数: 11803
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how can you seal the well? "ejaculation" will continue until all sperms out
s*****r
发帖数: 1745
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来自主题: Stock版 - 盘前吓坏了大熊?
another premature ejaculation!
k********n
发帖数: 18523
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Just hold don't ejaculate
MM is tired and will give up before friday
B****t
发帖数: 3129
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来自主题: Stock版 - 国骂中,15分钟拉了快6块
好歹肚皮没跑儿!Otherwise I'd rather curse you premature ejaculating tonight
instead. Hhaha, sorry to say that, buddy.
X*********r
发帖数: 11803
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来自主题: Stock版 - 我想明天,
Very lihai. In the morning? What time do you think the ejaculation comes?

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D******e
发帖数: 11265
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来自主题: Stock版 - 老油的NOV早晨跑了么
you cut meat on NOV?
this wild bitch can ejaculate to 70 in two days.
k********n
发帖数: 18523
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来自主题: Stock版 - HPQ在做拉升前的震仓
en
pre ER run will push to 22 at least
then 23-24 ejaculate
butt fuck at 17-18 will be good
k**********4
发帖数: 16092
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an average man ejaculates about 5.7 milliliters of semen
every month, for 6 months that comes to 34.2 milliliters
what did you do with it? where did you put it?
b*****3
发帖数: 395
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来自主题: Stock版 - 这个笑话很好。
想不出来 = dont want to ejaculate .......hahah
f*******e
发帖数: 5277
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来自主题: Stock版 - 龙老师救命,KITE跌傻了
明明是ejaculation star

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AI是Anal Intercourse,ML不用多说,Make Love。Anal Intercourse 是 Make Love的
一种。但我们这些凡人只知道这个简单的道理,不像大牛您,您连Anal Intercourse的
论文都发过,果然是有两把刷子。
像我们这些不太懂Cumming Skill (CS),包括缺乏Ejaculation Experience (EE) 凡
人锁男们,根本没时间去想Anal Intercourse的,否则我们的本职工作就不用做了。
纯属娱乐
m***s
发帖数: 1094
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来自主题: EB23版 - 不要`指望政客做实事了
更不要说移民的事,看看人最新提出的bill:以后sy都要非法了
http://rt.com/usa/news/oklahoma-ban-johnson-bill-041/
In an attempt to take a stand against Republican bill that would ban
abortions in Oklahoma, State Senator Constance Johnson is trying to make
“pulling out” illegal.
“Any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen
anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as
an action against an unborn child,” Johnson stated in a handwritten
amendment to Oklahoma senate bill 1433.
Her ... 阅读全帖
c******n
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 说说哪个矿泉水最好喝。 (转载)
Michael Lallana牌子的矿泉水, 名气大的都上新闻了:
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story
j**4
发帖数: 10425
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 白天说起porn
你是说, 这液体, 就是一般女的, 使下面潮湿的那个水? 然后有的女的, 就能使
那水ejaculate?

everyone.
y*e
发帖数: 9799
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 白天说起porn
你又不认识我。。。
but anyways, female sexual awareness has been heavily stressed in 20th
century. Many feminists reject the existence of female ejaculation and G
spot - they say it's all alpha male fantasy for lesbians :)
b**********0
发帖数: 1447
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as long as i ejaculate, i satisfy...
t*******y
发帖数: 11968
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【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: honkdude (honkdude), 信区: Sex
标 题: 我认为我发现了道德的起源
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 24 01:31:01 2010, 美东)
我发现男性ejaculate以后5到10分钟左右性欲处于最低点,甚至会有厌恶感。
想必早期人类社会的健壮猿人事后内心有负罪感,因而产生了道德的萌芽。
这也解释了为什么道德虽然一直存在但是从来没有人能够做到,因为10分钟后道德就
expire了。
这么重大的发现有包子没?
j**4
发帖数: 10425
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i think most of guys, real or fake would still take it... but the problem is
, would it ruin the mood considering the guy feel cheated? would he
ejaculate less sperm because of the inflated cup size?
b**********5
发帖数: 7881
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and found out he had a vasectomy. and i asked how exactly does that work?
he explained to me that they cut off the route of the sperm from inside to
the penis. so he still has fluid come out, but the sperm just goes inside
his body
so i said, so now when u ejaculate, u are just pregnating urself!
b*****e
发帖数: 14299
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哈哈,不合适版主就删啊。
http://nation.foxnews.com/constance-johnson/2012/02/08/democrat
By Michael Allen, Opposing Views
Oklahoma’s proposed anti-abortion Senate Bill 1433 states a fetus “at
every stage of development (has) all the rights, privileges, and immunities
available to other persons, citizens, and residents of this state.”
In response, pro-choice Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson introduced
an amendment to the bill that read: “However, any action in which a man
ejaculates or otherwise depo... 阅读全帖
S*********g
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Sodomy
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) is any non-penile/vaginal copulation-like
act, such as oral or anal sex, or sex between a person and an animal.[1] The
word is derived from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in chapters 18 and 19
of the Book of Genesis in the Bible.[1] So-called "sodomy laws" in many
countries criminalized not only these behaviors, but other disfavored sexual
activities as well, but in the Western world, many of these laws have been
ove... 阅读全帖
G**********e
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猫才不君子呢,很黄很暴力的,首先母猫会发出很大很恐怖的叫声,公猫的jj上还有倒
刺,也不知道母猫叫声是爽还是疼,然后公猫还要咬住母猫后脖子不放,很霸道的
狗嘛。。。。。就是比较猥琐一点。狗的jj在ejaculate的时候会膨胀成一个球形,卡
在母狗体内,这时候两只狗会屁股对屁股,成为连体,直到公狗的精液输完,才会松开
。。。。。我搞不懂的就是,,,难道狗狗的jj是可以360度随便转的吗 = =|||
s****n
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The lakers will cry like a baby, burst like a pierced balloon, soften like a
fully aroused pussy and fold like a post-ejaculation penis.
胡人队将像刚出生的婴儿那样哭泣叽喳,又像一个气球被刺穿后那样一声噼啪,
更像得到充分撩拨的女性生殖器那样软化,最像刚射精不久的阴茎那样蔫耷。
s****n
发帖数: 4902
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来自主题: Basketball版 - 嘎扫和bynum在凯子的内线防守下
Both of them will cry like a baby, burst like a pierced balloon, soften like a fully aroused pussy and fold like a post-ejaculation penis.
p*a
发帖数: 3350
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来自主题: Basketball版 - 嘎扫和bynum在凯子的内线防守下
牛逼

like a fully aroused pussy and fold like a post-ejaculation penis.
g******z
发帖数: 893
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来自主题: Basketball版 - Give me your best LeBron joke (zz)
Lebron
The art of ejaculating into your hands, then throwing the semen in air like
Lebron James does with powder.
Ryan: John, why is there semen on the ceiling?
John: Well Ryan, last night I watched some killer porn and gave myself a
Lebron!
Ryan: That must have been some movie!
e****e
发帖数: 931
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来自主题: Basketball版 - 乐观估计,我湖应该可以进前五。
Premature ejaculation...
J***n
发帖数: 210
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As a matter of fact, current research shows high protein intake does not
really damage your kidneys, provided you have a pair of healthy kidneys to
begin with, just like dietary cholesterol intake alone (like from egg yolks)
does not affect your blood cholesterol level much at all if you do not have
cholesterol risk factors.
See, it is just too easy to make such seemingly correct connections. Since
you need kidneys to process whatever leftover from processing proteins, high
protein intake must b... 阅读全帖
p*********l
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delayed ejaculation是病!要看医生!
u*********r
发帖数: 2735
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来自主题: Football版 - 种完了菜来一看, 居然是17-6了
premature ejaculation
N******u
发帖数: 68
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来自主题: MartialArts版 - 有个问题我想问很久了..
你们扎完马步起身的时候是不是两跨间都有一股ejaculation似的爽劲?
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