W*******n
发帖数: 4140 | 1 Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elephant's legs and started to pee on one of them.... 阅读全帖 |
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T**********e
发帖数: 29576 | 2
这条很liberal：
As for individual offers, he said giraffes were social animals and could
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 5 http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/22m8hl/two_cows_matthias
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a ... 阅读全帖 |
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V****n
发帖数: 651 | 6 Norg Haven 19catsandcounting • 2 days ago
I have looked into a number of historical texts.
I've also read "Eugenics: A Reassessment", "The Bell Curve: Intelligence and
Class Structure in American Life", "Dysgenics: Genetic Deterioration in
Modern Populations", "The 10,000 Year Explosion: How Civilization
Accelerated Human Evolution", and "The Global Bell Curve: Race, IQ, and
Inequality Worldwide".
Thanks to racial integration, Black America currently resides within a
nation that was princ... 阅读全帖 |
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s****e
发帖数: 7018 | 7 机器学习的关键在于模式识别
比如小孩学习 giraffe, 需要识别动物园真的长颈鹿，
玩具长颈鹿，电视里的长颈鹿，书里画的长颈鹿
以后看见了这种形状的，就知道是长颈鹿了 |
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m**c
发帖数: 7349 | 9 In this episode we visit the world’s deserts, a land of extremes that
pushes life to the limit.
Animals here have developed ingenious ways of dealing with the hostile
conditions – giving rise to the most incredible survival stories on Earth
. A pride of desert lions are so hungry they risk hunting a giraffe several
times their size, whilst male sand grouse fly nearly 200 kilometres each day
from their nests to the nearest waterhole, simply to collect water for
their chicks – and when they arrive... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 8969 | 10 Species Weight (g) Species Weight (g)
adult human 1,300 - 1,400 newborn human 350 - 400
sperm whale 7,800 fin whale 6,930
elephant 4,783 humpback whale 4,675
gray whale 4,317 killer whale 5,620
bowhead whale 2,738 pilot whale 2,670
bottle-nosed dolphin 1,500 - 1,600 walrus 1,020 - 1,126
Pithecanthropus Man 850 - 1,000 camel 762
giraffe 680 hippopotamus 582
leopard seal 542 ... 阅读全帖 |
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g***j
发帖数: 40861 | 11 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: Dorsey (Joey), 信区: Joke
标 题: google大数据，各州的拼写搜索
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 31 10:49:12 2017, 美东)
In honor of the National Spelling Bee, which starts Wednesday, Google
decided to see what words people in each of the 50 states struggle to spell.
To do this, employees looked at Google searches of “how to spell ______”
in each of the states from Jan. 1 to April 30 this year. Whatever word
filled that blank most often in each state became denoted as that state’s
“most misspelle... 阅读全帖 |
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z***t
发帖数: 10817 | 12 【 以下文字转载自 Automobile 讨论区 】
发信人: trailblazer (开路者), 信区: Automobile
标 题: 一千刀的OpenPilot系统可使您有Telsa一样的自动驾驶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 10 04:39:58 2018, 美东)
“神奇小子”George Hotz 创办的自动驾驶初创公司 Comma.ai see:
http://comma.ai
去年他开源了他的驾驶助理 openpilot系统。看看他自己对系统的介绍：
并开始出售有关的辅助硬件 ( 汽车can bus及 OBD-II 的接口）， 如果您的车子带
Honda Sensing, 或者 Toyota Safty System
( TSS-P) 的话，花费一千刀左右，安装只需几分钟， 您就可以拥有体验Tesla一样的
level-2自动驾驶功能。 可以连续驾驶许多分钟都不用人工干预。 简直就是汽车发烧
友者的福音呀。
声明：本人与 comma.ai没有任何关系， 只是汽车自动驾驶的穷逼发烧友一枚。
请参考下面有用的连接：
1）目前为止支持的车辆以 Hon... 阅读全帖 |
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q*a
发帖数: 2330 | 13 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
weiqing (weiqing) 于 (Wed Aug 1 14:43:41 2012, 美东) 提到:
希望可以转载至各媒体或社交网络，谢谢！我在微博上生成了图片http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/488ffe06jw1dvhqo3a5cyj.jpg，你们可以转载或自
己生成。http://www.weibo.com/u/1217396230 仅签名没用，需要渠道让更多人看到！
时间仓促，必有不足，也请更新补充内容。
致中国伦敦奥运代表团，中国国家体育总局，新华社：
中国伦敦奥运代表团所有成员，中国国家体育总局及其所属所有部门，新华社所有记者
与编辑，你们好！
我们是海外的部分华人代表，以此信向你们表达对世界羽联取消我国羽毛球选手于洋、
王晓理伦敦奥运会参赛资格一事中，中国代表团领导的态度以及新华社部分言论的遗憾
。
1、 从奥林匹克精神上来说
a. 奥林匹克运动会的诞生，是希望将赛场代替战场，将人类对第一的朴素追
求在赛场上释放出来。运动员为了获得... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1846 | 14 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 13 11:19:31 2013, 美东)
Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elep... 阅读全帖 |
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W*******n
发帖数: 4140 | 15 Cat and Dog Series: At the Zoo
by the Wangs
First drafted in 2009, revised in 2012 and 2013.
Cat and Dog were friends. One day they decided to visit a zoo. They saw
lions, bears, tigers, seals, zebras, giraffes, and more. When looking at the
ducks, Cat felt the need to poo, and Dog felt the need to pee.
Cat found Donkey's lunch bowl full of cereal and began to dig and poo in it.
Donkey shouted, "What the fxxx you are doing?" Meanwhile, Dog found
Elephant's legs and started to pee on one of them.... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: patrickcp (梨叔), 信区: Joke
标 题: 笑死我了。。 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 22 08:23:16 2008), 站内
发信人: liusan (不三不四), 信区: Boston
标 题: 笑死我了。。 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 21 11:57:44 2008)
发信人: buka (阿穆), 信区: Seattle
标 题: 笑死我了。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 20 14:03:07 2008)
21 Economic Models explained with Cows:
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows. The State ta... 阅读全帖 |
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t*********r
发帖数: 122 | 17 “神奇小子”George Hotz 创办的自动驾驶初创公司 Comma.ai see:
http://comma.ai
去年他开源了他的驾驶助理 openpilot系统。看看他自己对系统的介绍：
并开始出售有关的辅助硬件 ( 汽车can bus及 OBD-II 的接口）， 如果您的车子带
Honda Sensing, 或者 Toyota Safty System
( TSS-P) 的话，花费一千刀左右，安装只需几分钟， 您就可以拥有体验Tesla一样的
level-2自动驾驶功能。 可以连续驾驶许多分钟都不用人工干预。 简直就是汽车发烧
友者的福音呀。
声明：本人与 comma.ai没有任何关系， 只是汽车自动驾驶的穷逼发烧友一枚。
请参考下面有用的连接：
1）目前为止支持的车辆以 Honda， toyota 为主，其它车也在陆续加上：
https://github.com/commaai/openpilot#supported-cars
2)安装 on 2017 Civic:
Toyota RAV4:
3) 驾驶体验：
2017 Honda CR-V:
Odyssey:
4... 阅读全帖 |
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t*********r
发帖数: 122 | 18 Supported Cars:
Acura ILX 2016 with AcuraWatch Plus
Due to use of the cruise control for gas, it can only be enabled above 25mph
Honda Civic 2016-2018 with Honda Sensing
Due to limitations in steering firmware, steering is disabled below 12 mph
Note that the hatchback model is not supported
Honda CR-V Touring 2015-2016
Can only be enabled above 25 mph
CR-V 2017 also works, but needs a special connector/Bosch Giraffe connector
see:
Honda Odyssey 2018 with Honda Sensing (alpha!)
Can only be enable... 阅读全帖 |
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y****j
发帖数: 2971 | 19 One day tickets includes Africa tram and Conservation Carousel expire on 8/
29/2011.
Africa Tram Safari
Guided tour rides depart 10 a.m. until 5:15 p.m. daily (busiest 11 a.m. to 3
p.m. on peak attendance days).
The Africa Tram Safari is an exciting expedition with brightly colored tour
vehicles and our diverse animal collection creating a relaxing adventure.
The ride path takes you around some of the field exhibits, giving you a
chance to connect with the animals on a closer level. More...
Cons... 阅读全帖 |
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P**a
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seselily (seselily) 于 (Tue Sep 29 19:43:04 2009, 美东) 提到:
看到好多人买这个小鹿的，可是我觉得好贵啊，有没有物美还价廉点的呢？
http://www.amazon.com/Vulli-Sophie-Giraffe-Teether-
Brown/dp/B000IDSLOG/ref=cm_srch_res_rpli_5
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jessica904 (裴牛牛要健康快乐) 于 (Tue Sep 29 20:49:06 2009, 美东) 提到:
帮顶我也需要一个推荐
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baozi0608 (baozi) 于 (Tue Sep 29 21:35:02 2009, 美东) 提到:
小鹿宝宝喜欢，但是橡胶味道偏重，奶奶不让往嘴里放。
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s**y
发帖数: 857 | 28 宝宝快5个半月大了，家里大点的玩具现在有jumperoo,exersaucer,music table。现在
宝宝挺喜欢咬的，基本上是抓到什么都咬。不知道sophie the giraffe喜欢的宝宝多吗
？local没有店里有，要在amazon上买，没见过实物不知道好不好。我想找个让她能抱
着睡觉，能咬的玩具。其他有什么好的玩具也请推荐，多谢！ |
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b***k
发帖数: 2829 | 29 Stroller 不知道该选那个, 我看卖得很好的GRACO那个TRAVEL SYSTEM好像很重, 不知
道是不适合国内上楼以及出行之类的.
根据各位大侠建议, 现在选了这几个:
Dr. Brown's BPA Free Polypropylene Natural Flow Bottle Newborn Feeding Set -
Dr. Brown's
Fisher-Price Rainforest Jumperoo - Fisher Price
Cloud b Twilight Constellation Night Light, Turtle - Cloud b
Vulli Sophie the Giraffe Teether - Vulli
Fisher-Price Rainforest Waterfall Peek-a-Boo Soother - Fisher Price
Tiny Love Sweet Island Dreams Mobile - TINY LOVE
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s****i
发帖数: 243 | 31 Don't buy this product. I have returned it to Amazon, my daughter almost
choked herself with the giraffe's legs, very dangerous design. |
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发帖数: 2207 | 33 应该是一样的。我的就是amazon买的，没觉得粗糙，鹿腿上也没有号码。有疑问的话打
电话问问厂家好了。 |
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f***o
发帖数: 1548 | 34 Amazon买的，腿上有数字。
仔细看了一下diapers.com的包装图，跟我拿到的不一样：diapers.com包装上那个小鹿照片(born
in paris in 1961)在盒子的左边，我买到的那个小鹿照片在盒子的右边。其他能看到的包装盒细节
好像是一样的。
盒子底部有个封条：imported and distributed by calisson inc
http://calissoninc.com/
去这个网站看，小鹿站的方向都不一样，哈哈 http://calissoninc.com/vulli.html
我估计是版本不一样。natural rubber当然有橡胶味。 |
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n******l
发帖数: 21 | 35 同一个产品在不同工厂生产的会有差异，甚至是同一工厂生产的不同批号的产品也会有
差异，很难说哪一种是假货。 |
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w*****g
发帖数: 1443 | 36 我也是在Amazon买的，刚买回来时确实有些小颗粒感，有轻微橡胶味儿，腿上有数字
060020，用了一个月左右就能明显看出颜色退了好多，仔细看，还发现脖子后边那道棱
上的刻痕磨掉了一些，有点像汽车轮胎用旧了的样子。 |
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w*****g
发帖数: 1443 | 37 我的包装盒早丢掉了，MM能否给个电话号码？多谢！ |
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w*****g
发帖数: 1443 | 38 这个网站上和Amazon上的图片基本一样，除了小鹿站的方向。
我怎么觉得这个小鹿比较难看啊。diapers.com那种好象样子可爱些，虽然我对diapers
.com没什么
好感。
鹿照片
(born
到的包装盒细
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h***y
发帖数: 10334 | 40 放心吧.应该没事的.,..小孩子啃的脏东西多了去了.他们强悍着呢. :D |
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w*****g
发帖数: 1443 | 43 那倒是，我妈说我小时候连石子都往嘴里送。
可是石子儿毕竟不退色啊，唉唉…… |
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y********e
发帖数: 8315 | 45 我还想说我买得不错
后来想想是在diapers。com上买得 |
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l*******2
发帖数: 399 | 46 我们家的情况和你的一样。
本来也没怎么注意，我儿子一岁的时候人家又送了一个，是实体店买的。橡胶味小，还
不退色。
一比较我就有些担心了。amazon上20多刀买的那个，不至于缺德到给个假货把。 |
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F*********o
发帖数: 2093 | 47 AMAZON, 上市公司, 美国最大的网络零售商, 公然卖假货, 还是利润这么低的小鹿一头
, 想把自己牌子砸了也不是这么砸的吧.
最简单的办法, 咨询小鹿生产厂, 说AMAZON买来的是假的, 看看厂商怎么跟你回复的. |
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c*******e
发帖数: 9475 | 48 假货不至于，但是可能不同地方买的是不同的工厂做的。
Amazon上的user review我常看，经常看到有人抱怨说某
商品最近质量不行了，然后发现产地变了，比如原来是
日本制造后来就变成中国制造。一样商品本来质量不错，
但是卖得很好之后厂家可能就会扩大产量，外包啥的，
质量降低是有可能的 |
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l**g
发帖数: 2859 | 49 Nothig is impossible.
There are numerous cases of fradulence committed by public companies.
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F*********o
发帖数: 2093 | 50 It is not a crime to buy fake goods, but counterfeiting and piracy of
intellectual property are crimes, policed by a complex partnership of
manufacturers and federal agencies, including the departments of Homeland
Security, Commerce, and Justice; the State Department; and the Office of the
U.S. Trade Representative.
When offenders are snared, they face fines of up to $5 million, imprisonment
of up to 20 years, seizure of anything that was used in the commission of
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