h*d
发帖数: 19309 | 1 rhino is not a cow!
panda is not a cat!
giraffe is not a deer... wait, is it? |
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发帖数: 1275 | 3 SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk
...
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
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c***m
发帖数: 2630 | 4 Yah.
小新 is curious of everything which matches to your attitude. But this
giraffe...too straight, too simple. |
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D****y
发帖数: 462 | 5 In honor of the National Spelling Bee, which starts Wednesday, Google
decided to see what words people in each of the 50 states struggle to spell.
To do this, employees looked at Google searches of “how to spell ______”
in each of the states from Jan. 1 to April 30 this year. Whatever word
filled that blank most often in each state became denoted as that state’s
“most misspelled word.”
Alabama: pneumonia
Alaska: schedule
Arizona: tomorrow
Arkansas: chihuahua
California: beaut... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16051 | 7 LOVE the swan!!! I can only make the dog and the giraffe which is a dog with
longer neck lol
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb - 中文网站浏览器 |
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D*****r
发帖数: 6791 | 10 The Cosmic Bunny: Basic Beliefs http://www.bunnychurch.com/2008/01/basics-of-bunny-religion.html
One God
We believe there is one God, the Cosmic Bunny, who created everything. We
are all part of the Cosmic Bunny and will return to It when we are finished
with this life It has given us. The Cosmic Bunny, being a perfect being, is
cute, fuzzy, wise, loving, cuddly and forgiving. Because It is the source of
all creation, It has no gender (hence the reference to "It" instead of "Him
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发帖数: 6791 | 11 这是谁家的姐姐，这么八卦？
难道没听说过the church of cosmic bunny?
http://www.bunnychurch.com/
The Cosmic Bunny: Basic Beliefs
One God
We believe there is one God, the Cosmic Bunny, who created everything. We
are all part of the Cosmic Bunny and will return to It when we are finished
with this life It has given us. The Cosmic Bunny, being a perfect being, is
cute, fuzzy, wise, loving, cuddly and forgiving. Because It is the source of
all creation, It has no gender (hence the reference to "It" instead of "Him
" or... 阅读全帖 |
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c****t
发帖数: 19049 | 12 HALF-LIVES
the first luisa rey
mystery
I
Rufus Sixsmith leans over the balcony and estimates his body’s velocity
when it hits the
sidewalk and lays his dilemmas to rest. A telephone rings in the unlit room.
Sixsmith dares not
answer. Disco music booms from the next apartment, where a party is in full
swing, and
Sixsmith feels older than his sixty-six years. Smog obscures the stars, but
north and south
along the coastal strip, Buenas Yerbas’s billion lights simmer. West, the
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L******s
发帖数: 2349 | 13 Canes Venatici 是猎犬座
下面是我n年前做圣斗士相关的个人主页时，整理的个88星座的中英对照，不同的名字
也整理进去了。
仙女座 Andromeda
唧筒座 Antlia
天燕座 Apus
宝瓶（水瓶）座 Aquarius
天鹰座 Aquila, Eagla
天坛座 Ara
白羊座 Aries, Ram
御夫座 Auriga, Wagoner
牧夫座 Bootes, the Herdsman
雕具座 Caelum
鹿豹座 Camelopard(alis), Giraffe
巨蟹座 Cancer, the Crab
猎犬座 Canis Venatici
大犬座 Canis Major
小犬座 Canis Minor
摩羯（山羊）座 Capricorn(us)
船底座 Carina
仙后座 Cassiopeia
半人马 Centaur(us)
仙王座 Cepheus
鲸鱼座 Cetus
蜒蜓座 Chameleon
圆规座 Circinus
天鸽座 Columba
后发座 Coma Berenices
南冕座 Corona A |
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发帖数: 8775 | 15 圣经中明确说明，这些大洪水是上帝为了惩罚了人的恶才让人或天使做的。反基一面指
责上帝允许世间的恶，一面又把上帝为了消灭恶的努力说成邪恶。而忽略了上帝没有制
造邪恶而是制造了恶的可能。反基就是这样歪曲圣经。反自己臆想的“神”。他们所理
解的这段圣经是没有照顾到圣经全文的一种歪曲理解。
圣经中有些地方看起来和我们的世界不一样，比如Noah几百岁才有孩子，卡通作者显然
把这些像笑话一样嘲笑了一番，而基督徒通常认为不理解的地方暂且搁置。圣经中的故
事也比较简略，很多细节没有谈到，卡通作者随便填补了这些空白，而完全没有照顾到
圣经其他部分，这种断章取义的对圣经的解读，本质就是为了污蔑了基督教的神。 |
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发帖数: 294 | 16 如果我信上帝，我承认上帝创造的一切，善与恶。问题不在于上帝造恶，有善必有恶，
没恶怎么称善。问题在于，你 选择善还是饿，上帝救赎善还是恶。个人理解。 |
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s**o
发帖数: 8 | 18 8951, what is your relationship with 8953
在 hotdog (giraffe) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 19 Please explain what the two animals (lizards?) in the third picture were
doing. They do look innocent!
A few years back when I was in San Diego Zoo, two giraffes were trying to do
similar things in order to pass on their genes. Many visitors just stood
around the enclosure in awe, laughing, taking pictures, and videotaping! |
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g*********r
发帖数: 9822 | 20 Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
太搞了。。。看样子你也会喜欢family guy的，都很无厘头的
席慕容的诗比较熟悉，再复习一遍 |
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发帖数: 4623 | 21 【 以下文字转载自 NewJersey 讨论区 】
发信人: Rani (赤影), 信区: NewJersey
标 题: 非洲-坦桑尼亚动物世界 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 10 09:23:11 2013, 美东)
发信人: Rani (赤影), 信区: Travel
标 题: 非洲-坦桑尼亚动物世界
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 9 21:40:17 2013, 美东)
跟风发！
我跟的是Focus in Africa, 5天半5晚lodge价2000出头一点，如果是六天5晚也是这个
价。路线全部是根据我自己的要求订的，个人感觉长了点。不过好处是面面俱到，所有
的动物全部都看到了，包括比较少见的Rhino啥的
特别推荐Focus in Africa，司机火眼晶晶，基本都是我们发现了，其他车辆过了好久
才聚过来。
行程
Day 1 hotel to Tarangire national park，我们之前爬了kilimanjaro，所以住在
moshi，路程还有点长
--一般，大象特别多，还有很多面包树，旅途路过热身
Day 2 ... 阅读全帖 |
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s*******y
发帖数: 46535 | 22 Vulli Sophie the Giraffe Teether $15, Jan 06 |
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a*******r
发帖数: 46 | 23 you may have the height of 3 meters and can easily shoot basketballs, and so
what?
does it show anything? just show people there is a giraffe-alike human
standing there, hehe. |
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d******a
发帖数: 32122 | 24 狐狸和狗没法杂交
相差太大，都不是一个亚科的
能跟狗杂交的，只有狼 澳大利亚野狗 金豺 非洲三色犬（无实例）豺狗（无实例）
都有７８条染色体
从图上可以看出，狗和大灰狼是同一种动物，图上跟他们最近的是郊狼，然后依次是金
豺，埃塞俄比亚狼（应该也是种豺），豺狗和三色犬。
而黑背豺和侧纹豺有７４条，即便杂交，也会类似马（６４）和驴（６２）。
狐狸只有30多条
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PV8froOj_7U/TjkUecXRk9I/AAAAAAAACmY/vo18yeLfFpo/s1600/canid_phylogeny.jpg
A List of Number of Chromosomes of Various Organisms
African Wild Dog 78
Alfalfa 16
Algae 148
Amoeba 13
American Badger 32
American Marten 38
American Mink 30
Aulacantha (protozoa) 1600 [highest]
Arabidopsis thaliana 10
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发帖数: 5617 | 26 豹貓，英語叫 Ocelot.
《漢英大詞典》（商務印書館2008年版），第55頁，
把“豹貓”望文生義，逐字死譯為leopard cat，是錯誤的。
熊貓，英語不叫 bear cat 而叫 (giant) panda (bear)
河馬，英語不叫 river horse 而叫 hippopotamus, hippo
鴕鳥，英語不叫 camel bird 而叫 ostrich
斑馬，英語不叫 stripe horse 而叫 zebra
狼狗，英語不叫 wolf dog 而叫 German Shepherd
長頸鹿，英語不叫 long neck deer 而叫 giraffe
眼鏡蛇，英語不叫 eye glass snake 而叫 cobra
眼鏡王蛇，英語不叫 eye glass king snake 而叫 king cobra
（美洲）羊駝，英語不叫 sheep/goat camel 而叫 llama, vecuña
陸龜，英語叫 tortoise
海龜，英語叫 turtle |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 28 Link:
http://www.urbanspoils.com/cities/los-angeles
details
Voucher Expires: Mar 15, 2011
Limit one per person. May buy one additional to give as a gift
One coupon code per order
Coupon code can be used toward shipping
Coupon code is valid starting at 12p.m. EST the day after purchase and
expires on 3/15/11
Great for parents, parents-to-be, grandparents , and as gifts
Non-toxic, eco-friendly products for kids and babies
Chemical-free products positively impact children's health and development |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 30 Amazon.com has Vulli Sophie the Giraffee teether for $14.99 free shipping
with prime. Amazon is selling for $15.28 now, but if you click on more
buying option, there's a seller ToysNGamesEtc selling this for $14.99.
Usually this teether is selling at babies r us for $19.99.
Link:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000IDSLOG/ref=s9_hps_bw_ir01?
My 8 months old has been chewing on this since since was 4 months old and
she loves it.
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 31 Free Kindle E-Book:
Stingray Bit My Nipple!: True Stories from Real Travelers (Kindle Edition)
Lot's of funny stories..
Amazon LINKY:
http://www.amazon.com/Stingray-Bit-Nipple-Travelers-ebook/dp/B0
Product Description
One of the things I love most about our 'True Stories' section (and by
extension, this book) is that readers are so willing to laugh at themselves-
they send in what are sometimes very embarrassing stories, because we all
know that that's life, especially when you travel." --Erik T... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 32 https://www.google.com/offers/home?
91% off , only $1 valid thru 25 feb 2012
Largest zoo in Texas
New Giants of the Savanna exhibit
Family-friendly activities
Gorilla Trail
Baby giraffe, chimps, flamingos and more
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 33 Link:
https://www.google.com/offers/home?
91% off , only $1 valid thru 25 feb 2012
Largest zoo in Texas
New Giants of the Savanna exhibit
Family-friendly activities
Gorilla Trail
Baby giraffe, chimps, flamingos and more
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 34 Link:
https://www.google.com/offers/home?
91% off , only $1 valid thru 25 feb 2012
Largest zoo in Texas
New Giants of the Savanna exhibit
Family-friendly activities
Gorilla Trail
Baby giraffe, chimps, flamingos and more
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 35 www.TheHeadPanda.com:
http://www.TheHeadPanda.com
I just browsed through and saw these super cheap plush hats with free
shipping! Super popular for the SF giants Fan. These were the original guys
who would sell these hats in the Bay Area Games
Baby Giraffe Hat..$11
Panda Hat.. $11
..and Free Shipping
ONLY for today Cyber Monday deal
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 36 Free download of Wildlife Photography e-book:
http://www.serengeti-wildlife.com/wildlife_buch_englisch.php
Wildlife photographer and dpreview.com contributor Uwe Skrzypczak is making
his book 'Wildlife photography: On Safari with Your DSLR: Equipment,
Techniques, Workflow' available as a free download. The download will be
available for 12 hours on Sunday December 11th. The German-language version
of the e-book will be available exactly one week later.
To check when the download is available in ... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 37 indiegala.com
$1.00-$3.99:
Games - Critical Mass, Fortix 2, Bunch of Heroes
Albums - Jack Butler, Giraffe, The Numbers
$4.00-$6.99:
Games - Roboblitz, Greed Corp + the above
Albums - Casey Lalonde: Skitter EP, Casey Lalonde: Thank you, Robot Science
Square + the above
$7.00+:
Games - Zombie Shooter, Zombie Shooter 2, Hacker Evolution: Duality, Hacker
Evolution: Untold, Your Doodles are Bugged, InMomentum + the above
Albums - Robot Science: Doodads + the above
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 38 This one is by request. All clearance items on toysrus 70% off or better.
Some prices seem inflated.. but here are the results..
Belkin 10 Outlet 885JLS Surge Master(3416000):
http://iway.org/9597331
sale:29.99 old:3190 dis:99%
Kung Zhu Pets Special Forces Training Center - Bravo(4033533):
http://iway.org/9597341
sale:0.98 old:14.99 dis:93%
Kung Zhu Pets Trap Master - Ninja Trap(4033537):
http://iway.org/9597351
sale:0.98 old:9.99 dis:90%
Kung Zhu Pets Missile Attack Tower - Special Forces... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5516 | 39 Sir Karl Raimund Popper, CH FRS[1] FBA (28 July 1902 – 17 September 1994)
was an Austro-British[2] philosopher and a professor at the London School of
Economics.[3] He is regarded as one of the greatest philosophers of science
of the 20th century;[4][5] he also wrote extensively on social and
political philosophy.
Popper is known for his attempt to repudiate the classical observationalist
/ inductivist form of scientific method in favour of empirical falsification
. He is also known for his oppo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10297 | 40 内容包括
从JUNIE B SMELLY SCHOOL BUS说起,"你的SCHOOL BUS也是那样的?"
"蔡不是，我们不准在school bus上吃东西“
“那你害怕school bus么?"
“我可喜欢school bus了，因为我可以跟小朋友trade"
"trade什么呀？“
“japanese warrior"
"我没记得我给你买过这个呀"
"这个是一个GRADE 2老师发的，ALEX给了我一个，然后我就拿这个跟别的小朋友换，上
周我换了一个CAKE，不过我不喜欢了。“
“那你为什么换呀“
“因为我以为PINK CAKE很好看啊“
“哈哈，好看但不中用吧“
“我想换一个GIRAFFE，我已经跟**说好了，明天看她带来没有。。。“
第2天跟我UPDATE没换成。人家改变主意了，继续搜索有人有没有长颈鹿。。。 |
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c******s
发帖数: 2508 | 41 Mo Willems的书也是他自己画的啊，都很传神。 Don't let the pigeon drive the bu
s 和 Knuffle bunny都是系列的书，我家两孩子都很喜欢，老大这么大了，和老二一起
看的时候还是看得咯咯乐的
Drive
Naked
Giraffes |
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发帖数: 4908 | 42 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
EnjoyMyLife (实心团子实心人) 于 (Tue Mar 2 14:03:39 2010, 美东) 提到:
1个月前我开始带2小的一起睡觉
老大总是不厌其烦的要跟我聊半小时
最后我都说，睡觉，妈妈要睡觉了
老大才说，那明晚我们再继续说好不好？
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fourpigs (目前小猪两个,已经焦头烂额了) 于 (Tue Mar 2 14:04:42 2010, 美东) 提到:
俺家闺女现在只喜欢自己睡。睡之前自己有说有笑至少半小时。
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jeeves (coala) 于 (Tue Mar 2 14:04:45 2010, 美东) 提到:
我原来也憧憬过带两个一起睡，让老大给老二讲故事，发现两个人相互影响，根本没法
睡，越玩越精神。:(
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