c*********o
发帖数: 8367 | 1 Bernanke Gets Hammered, Tells Truth About US Economy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/03/2011 09:33 -0400
Ben Bernanke Ben Bernanke Bond Consumer Confidence Federal Reserve None
Reality The Onion Unemployment
Yes, this is from the Onion. But in this surreal, centrally planned by none
other than Ben Bernanke reality, the mirror in mirror effect is extremely
disturbing.
Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S.
Economy Really Is
SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn't afraid to... 阅读全帖 |
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o*********l
发帖数: 1807 | 3 / Register
r/investing
Made small "fortune" twice trading options...lost it all both times. Time to
move on?
u/the-grinder471d, 16h
So let me give you some background. I have a great job in the medical field
that pays a little over six figures. My wife works as an attorney so
combined we do pretty well. We own our house and still have 25 years left on
the mortgage. I became interested in trading options a few years ago. My
first go at it I started with $2500 in January and by December I had $100... 阅读全帖 |
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p*****r
发帖数: 341 | 4 and the point is why they ask me a degree for a goddamn job |
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x*****u
发帖数: 776 | 5 So? That's a subpar law school, chill. Lots of law school graduates can't
find a goddamn job these days.
He and I have one shared connection, lol. |
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n***e
发帖数: 723 | 7 finally,somebody figured out that they NEED to attach a goddamned keyboard
to tablet.
Make more sense now. |
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l*******s
发帖数: 26303 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: tauru3 (金牛三), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 话说一同学与老外骂架
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue May 4 23:04:59 2010, 美东)
我同学一愤青，爱国主义思想高涨，天天说学习英语就是为了和外国人吵架的时候骂的
外国人手足无措。
他专门学习那些不好的词语，然后自己组织起来，记得有一句特长，是：“Holy
goddamn jesus christ fvcking bull sh!t”反正自己弄了好多这种组合式的，还说这
种效果好，外国人没有机会还嘴。
还真就有这么一天，碰到一全身纹身的外国哥们在街头和人争执，我们一起怂恿他上去
骂死他丫的老外，他要是打你哥几个一起上，于是在犹豫了半天之后他毅然决然地向着
和中国人吵架的老外走去，路上嘴里念念有词。
只见他拍了拍外国人，深深吸了一口气，“@#%*=^$”的骂了起来，等他骂完，外国人
用复杂的眼神看了他一眼，然后过了几秒，外国人用极扭曲的音调说了一句“小鬼，
Cao你Ma。”
哥们顿时愣了，不知道该用英语继续骂下去，还是用中文。 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 9 还好她没嫁给他...??? u goddamn women are so fucking cold and selfish |
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K*********a
发帖数: 210 | 10 To next Thursday, goddamn commute everyday from Queens is killing me! |
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K*********a
发帖数: 210 | 11 1,2,3,5 Aglee
4. Not easy to do. Not many ladies are willing to go on a trip with a man
whom they don't know enough about. If I post a message on bbs asking ladies
to go on a trip, people will just think I'm a goddamn wsn and start bashing
me. |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 12 废话。 这些我都知道。 但你知道昨天那女的，说什么么？她感到很sad, she can't
give her kids something extra. if her kids want to participate in any extra
carricular activities, buy any equipments, uniforms, she just can't give
her kids a better education.
I also meet other women who raise their kids on their own. because they
raise kids on their own, or they dont speak a lot of english, or they are
just goddamn poor, their kids naturally would have a lot of problems at
school. their kids get violent, get in fights... someti... 阅读全帖 |
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m******g
发帖数: 3253 | 14 JUST MAKE THE GODDAMN VOTE ..WILL YOU..SANK YOU |
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m******g
发帖数: 3253 | 15 JUST MAKE THE GODDAMN VOTE ..WILL YOU..SANK YOU |
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m******g
发帖数: 3253 | 16 这不是GOGOPANDA喜欢的那种类型的音乐吗..
GODDAMN TI~ |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 17 what's ur goddamn fucking point?
!
nothing |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 18 at first, i thought i missed a lot a lot a lot on this board ...
then i thought, i didn't miss one goddamn thing... |
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b**********0
发帖数: 1447 | 19 tmd抱怨中国领馆人多的，就tmd星期天中午时候去flushing downtown去开开车去，
trying to find a parking space... tmd
别给我装的好像没见过人多的时候。 不但中国人多，就是个goddamn flushing 人也多
的一塌糊涂！
你要以后去中国领事馆人少一点，你tmd先以身作则，别tmd生孩子！ |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 20 please note that the woman in the gray jacket is not wendi. wendi is in the
pink jacket, and she goddamn attacked that man...
i wonder how many women here would protect their bf or husband like that... |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 21 u r in goddamn america! speak english! |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 22 it's soccer, goddamn it! u live in america! |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 23 so why am i still trolling on this goddamn place! |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 24 1) i didn't complain that no 师哥 wants to do her.. I complained that no 哥
or di4 wants to do her...
2) have u seen my home works from college??! they are goddamn fucking hard!
Ms. |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 25 my dry cleaning on the day of the new years eve. it's the usual korean dry
cleaning place. it's goddamn expensive!!! 2 tiny wool sweaters, and 1 scarf
, and it cost me like 27 bucks!!!! and yet, i have been going to this place
for like couple years now, too fucking lazy to find a new one...
anyways, the korean lady owner said, ah, happy new year!! and then when she
was swiping my card, she asked, how old are u?
i stopped for a moment, and answered...
and she asked, are u married? i answered..... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 26 at my local stop and shop in CT, a pound of board's head bologne is 5.99 a
lb...
at the stupid deli in midtown manhattan, a HALF pound of board's head
bologne is 7 dollars...
if u cannot do multiplication, that means goddamn 14 dollars for a lb!!!
more than double what i pay for in a supermarket!!! |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 27 am i the only one who thinks this is one goddamn ugly car? |
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k***u
发帖数: 913 | 28 they just left my package at front door and had someone else signed for them
`````my mom is at home all day, they don't even come to upstairs and knock
the door.
I need my books`````````````shit```` |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 29 who deleted those "shan" pictures???!!! i spent like fucking 10 mins solely
waiting for those goddamn pics! |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 30 answer the goddamn question:
你如果工作不好，同事不但打小报告，还想尽办法要炒了你。。你怎么想？ |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 31 is they would bring food in a container, and microwave it at 5pm, and eat it
! and the whole room smells like home cooked chinese food, and i am goddamn
fucking hungry! |
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m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 33
reporters change the nickname "goddamn particle" to "god particle" so that
stupid readers can at least feel the importance of this research. with the
mass idiocracy growing along the way, i can almost predict science field
will soon hire some hottie to rap about scientific research.
what do ppl really care? peasants are only governed by greed and fear. the
fear of a-bomb and fear of new weapon by soviet funded facilities like
femilab. and now, fear of terrorism funded the war in mid-east. ppl a... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 34 hush voice, low pitched. just like the new woman who moved to the next row
today.
but the two other chicks in that row, the one who bitches about every one
after she hangs up the phone, just yak yak yak in high pitch voices, and
goddamn fucking loud!!!!
oh, and i dont want to fucking hear about ur kids and their fucking macroni
and cheese! |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 36 i bought from bob's furniture after i graduated from college. no quality
problems, but now looking at them, they are sure goddamn ugly furnitures. |
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Y******u
发帖数: 1912 | 37 goddamn ugly and low quality furniture |
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b******n
发帖数: 851 | 39 u live in goddamn america! it's time to think about getting a george foreman
grill! and there's something called an oven! |
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b**********4
发帖数: 80 | 40 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain4 (the beefcurtain), 信区: Sex
标 题: jesus f'ing christ!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 3 16:27:01 2013, 美东)
so there's this game of thrones exhibition going on in NYC. today is the
last day. it's at 3 west 57th street, basically at 57th and 5th street.
so i thought hmm, let me take a motherfucking cold spring afternoon trip.
let me first go to totto ramen for some fucking ramen noodles at 52nd and
9th. then i would walk over to 59th and 5th, to go look at the exh... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 41 a 500 sq feet apt in cambridge, the owner tried to sell 390K last year, didn
't sell
then listed for 409K this year, sold for 430K...
the power of chinese...
where there are a lot of chinese, the housing is bound to be hot... just
like the fucking air plane ticket prices...
that's why I support the goddamn no child policy in china! |
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a*****i
发帖数: 4391 | 42 【 以下文字转载自 PKU 讨论区 】
【 原文由 ayanami 所发表 】
Hero is not some hothead that risk their lives for climbing a goddamn mountain
or ride a motorcyle jumping over river. Those actions are fine, if it is their
choices, heh, I am all for freedom of choice.
But to blindly hyping those actions into some "heroic act" is just stupid.
Am I a hero just because I drive on the highway everyday, risking my live
to go to work?
A hero, in my opinion, is someone who can risk his/her live for other people.
It is not to g |
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A******s
发帖数: 1202 | 43 你不买蛋糕不代表别人不买
就算你经常买，别人不喜欢也不会去买
每个人心里有自己的一杆秤，就不用你来操这份心了
You think Craigslist is legal or not? You seems to be very judgemental to
things you do not even know. To be honest, I am not gonna buy these cakes
because I do not apprecaite the design, but I am not gonna distract her
customers--they value their relationship and think the cake is good. That is
all what they need. That's enough for speaking in goddamn English.
BBS确实禁止商业赢利性广告，主要原因是站长的长期性策略决定的，具体细节我就不
多说了。蛋糕事件看版上大家的意见决定，如果只有你一个人反对，其他300个人都赞
成... 阅读全帖 |
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G****s
发帖数: 3523 | 44 cut them as well.
if you put money into the "system", you think it's gonna go to teachers? It
WILL go to those goddamned prison guards too. |
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c******t
发帖数: 2478 | 45 Ain't that the goddamn truth. |
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a******d
发帖数: 191 | 46 Alton Wang said he is not Chinese in the blog clearly.
“So are you from China?”
“No,” I respond, “I’m actually from LA.”
“Born and raised too,” I added.
http://altonwang.com/page/2
When I Grow Up I Can’t Be President →
Everyday Occurrences
“So are you from China?”
I was at the cashier in the Gap (yes, I still shop there) in the biggest and
“most diverse” city in the United States. Walking through the streets of
New York City, you see people around you of all races and ethnicities—and
my yellow s... 阅读全帖 |
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m******6
发帖数: 599 | 47 When I go home people'll ask me, "Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? What, you
some kinda war junkie?" You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word.
Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't
understand that it's about the men next to you, and that's it. That's all it
is. |
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i*********t
发帖数: 5873 | 48 Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this Army?
Forrest: To do whatever you tell me, Drill Sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: Godamnit, Gump! You're a goddamned genius! That's the most
outstanding answer I've ever heard. You must have a godamned I.Q. of a
hundred and sixty! You are godamned gifted, Private Gump! |
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A********h
发帖数: 2789 | 49 估计心里在骂"what a goddamn name" |
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G*********r
发帖数: 538 | 50 Very interesting (but very long) story about Tyson Chandler and Eddy Curry
if you have time to read it. I feel it's very intriguing even for our
ordinary people's ordinary life.
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7887970/the-divergent-caree
Jonathan Abrams on May 4, 2012
NBA executives from nearly every franchise packed a St. Louis gym in
December of 2000 to catch a glimpse at the future. The game at the Shop N
Save–KMOX Shootout — the marquee prep event of the year — featured Eddy
Curry from T... 阅读全帖 |
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