m******e
发帖数: 428 | 1 florida is absolutely miserable.
if you have vacation time, don't go. if you have a job offer, don't take
it. if you have family there, say good-bye to them. it's NOT worth it.
went out for a 2 hour ride, it's over 95 degrees out, it's blowing 25 mph
wind (which btw, comes in every direction except tail). how many bottles
of water would you need? let's just say a goddamn mini-van won't even have
enough cup-holders for them.
have you ever opened a 400 degree oven and felt that huge rush of
hot/hu |
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h******1
发帖数: 1930 | 2 lol, u might be right.
Fish don't know that they are going to be dumped into lakes from a goddamn
aeroplane. Otherwise they would have developed a pair of wings and get ready
for that. |
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b*******p
发帖数: 11 | 3 人民有感情的，嘴是人民的，人民爱咋骂robert goddamn fucking irsay咋骂他那个野
种。人民爱咋看他儿子准备与欲哭无泪咋看。一样道理。 哈哈 |
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l*******z
发帖数: 4276 | 4 对赌加菠菜，10年的身价啊。PM, go show us you are fucking Peyton Goddamn
Manning |
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b*****n
发帖数: 2333 | 5 是他
让我们来看看他在Colts当GM这些年的草稿
2012
1. Luck (智商80以上的人都回选他)
2. Fleener (average TE，now gone to NO)
3. Allen (average TE, still in team)
4. Hilton (Pretty good WR)
2个5轮，1个6轮，3个7轮全部bust，都走了
2013年 (这一年的草稿全军覆没)
1. Werner (DE, a total bust, didn't make roster in any team now)
2. Thornton (OG, a total bust, is on IR now)
3. Holmes (C, a total bust, waived this year)
4. Hughes (DT, a total bust, 现在在巨人PS里？)
5-7轮全部bust，都走了
2014
1. we traded this for the goddamn Richardson
2. Mewhort (Average OG, starting LG)
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c******n
发帖数: 7263 | 6 12年前四轮都是首发，很牛
[在 bluepen (bluepen) 的大作中提到：]
:是他
:让我们来看看他在Colts当GM这些年的草稿
:1. Luck (智商80以上的人都回选他)
:1. Werner (DE, a total bust, didn't make roster in any team now)
:1. we traded this for the goddamn Richardson
:1. Dorsett (Average WR, 3rd WR in team)
:others are bust, gone
:在FA市场上，他的表现更是惨不忍睹，不一一列举。 |
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T*******e
发帖数: 4110 | 7 “Yeah, you’re a genius, everyone knows it, a goddamn genius, but that’s
why you failed as a head coach — that’s why you’ll never be a head coach
… some genius.”
from one bill to another. |
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v*****r
发帖数: 2325 | 8 at 200/400 fps, blurred white stick ahead of club head.
how clearly the post originator see the ball at impact? compressed and logo
distorted?
if he does, then the golf is such an easy sport:
"hey, 0.2 seconds after initiation of my down swing, the club head is about
2 inch to the ball. goddamn it, it's about 5 degree open, i am gonna square
it, roll my wrist 5 degree more
oh yeah, now it's square, and hit, the ball is compressed and turn into an
oval. Mama, the ball was hit in perfect straight |
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Y******e
发帖数: 20256 | 9 http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2016/4/21/11478272/nca
Southern schools have fun nicknames like "Bama" and "Dawgs" and "Ole" and a
rich football tradition. Part of that tradition used to involve not letting
some of the best football players from the South go to Southern schools, but
they have fixed that entirely and now their focus is on making sure the
best football players in the South only go to Southern schools. One way they
try to do that is by keeping the Northern schools and thei... 阅读全帖 |
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c**y
发帖数: 377 | 10 One of my favorite movies, hehe. A cool story with a beautiful but tragic
ending and the unforgettable scenery of the southwest.
Both Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon were nomineed Best actress for oscar, I
like their arkansas accent in the movie. :)
Thelma & Louise (1991)
Fed up with her boyfriend (Michael Madsen), live-wire Arkansas waitress Louise
Sawyer (Susan Sarandon) persuades her friend Thelma Dickinson (Geena Davis), a
naive housewife burdened with a negligent, sexist husband (Christopher |
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i*********t
发帖数: 5873 | 11 题目可以换成the whole thing is a goddamn meat parade。俺喜欢的牛人george
scott说的。sean penn跟他比，就一小玩儿闹。
哈。
的出
比很
了。 |
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w***r
发帖数: 7173 | 12 The book is all right. I mean, it is not the greatest in the world and all,
but it is all right. It was published 60 years ago about a goddamn
rebellious teenager, for Chrissake.I am not gonna say it is good because
others say it is good. That is just phony.It kills me. |
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q****q
发帖数: 4263 | 13 Lol where is my goddamn shoe
唯利是图的商人其实没死。。。如果你不是一出字幕就走的话应该看得到。。。 |
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u******a
发帖数: 7843 | 15 they are just goddamn trees... |
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c******n
发帖数: 5697 | 16 The Hurt Locker
by Brian Turner
Nothing but the hurt left here.
Nothing but bullets and pain
and the bled out slumping
and all the fucks and goddamns
and Jesus Christs of the wounded.
Nothing left here but the hurt.
Believe it when you see it.
Believe it when a 12-year-old
rolls a grenade into the room.
Or when a sniper punches a hole
deep into someone’s skull.
Believe it when four men
step from a taxicab in Mosul
to shower the street in brass
and fire. Open the hurt locker
and see what there is |
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i***i
发帖数: 5368 | 17 The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line, throw off your stern. You
head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten pound island. Past Niles
Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your airhorn and throw a wave to the
lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up, black
backs, herring gulls, big dump ducks and green legged coots. The sun hit ya
, head North, open up to 12, steamin' now. The guys are busy, you're in
charge. Ya know what? You're a goddamn swordboat captain! ... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****2
发帖数: 86 | 18 Oh I don't give a damn whether you give your sh*t or not either.
I am entitled to my own opinion and if you have a problem with that, it's your own
goddamn problem.
have |
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t****3
发帖数: 132 | 19 我同学一愤青，爱国主义思想高涨，天天说学习英语就是为了和外国人吵架的时候骂的
外国人手足无措。
他专门学习那些不好的词语，然后自己组织起来，记得有一句特长，是：“Holy
goddamn jesus christ fvcking bull sh!t”反正自己弄了好多这种组合式的，还说这
种效果好，外国人没有机会还嘴。
还真就有这么一天，碰到一全身纹身的外国哥们在街头和人争执，我们一起怂恿他上去
骂死他丫的老外，他要是打你哥几个一起上，于是在犹豫了半天之后他毅然决然地向着
和中国人吵架的老外走去，路上嘴里念念有词。
只见他拍了拍外国人，深深吸了一口气，“@#%*=^$”的骂了起来，等他骂完，外国人
用复杂的眼神看了他一眼，然后过了几秒，外国人用极扭曲的音调说了一句“小鬼，
Cao你Ma。”
哥们顿时愣了，不知道该用英语继续骂下去，还是用中文。
我们一帮人在旁边笑死了，还好外国人看看我们人多，就走了。 |
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T******y
发帖数: 14506 | 20 Holy crap goddamn jesus christ fvcking bull sh!t funny. |
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w***u
发帖数: 17713 | 21 别说每个词用swear的词来修饰，这还不够过瘾，一个词或固定词组都要拆开来嵌进修
饰语表示着重呢。Jesus fucking Christ, LZ is un-fucking-believable! What da
hell is she talking about? Who the fuck woulda give her a shit? PHD my ass!
Bitching bitch, get lost or I'll kick her goddamn ass out of office. |
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o**o
发帖数: 363 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: tauru3 (金牛三), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 话说一同学与老外骂架
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue May 4 23:04:59 2010, 美东)
我同学一愤青，爱国主义思想高涨，天天说学习英语就是为了和外国人吵架的时候骂的
外国人手足无措。
他专门学习那些不好的词语，然后自己组织起来，记得有一句特长，是：“Holy
goddamn jesus christ fvcking bull sh!t”反正自己弄了好多这种组合式的，还说这
种效果好，外国人没有机会还嘴。
还真就有这么一天，碰到一全身纹身的外国哥们在街头和人争执，我们一起怂恿他上去
骂死他丫的老外，他要是打你哥几个一起上，于是在犹豫了半天之后他毅然决然地向着
和中国人吵架的老外走去，路上嘴里念念有词。
只见他拍了拍外国人，深深吸了一口气，“@#%*=^$”的骂了起来，等他骂完，外国人
用复杂的眼神看了他一眼，然后过了几秒，外国人用极扭曲的音调说了一句“小鬼，
Cao你Ma。”
哥们顿时愣了，不知道该用英语继续骂下去，还是用中文。 |
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: cymene (每天爱老婆多一些), 信区: Military
标 题: 牛逼的Cover Letter
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 28 02:08:29 2011, 美东)
http://astro.berkeley.edu/~mwhite/referee_funny.html
Dear Sir, Madame, or Other:
Enclosed is our latest version of Ms # 85-02-22-RRRRR, that is, the re-re-re
-revised revision of our paper. Choke on it. We have again rewritten the
entire manuscript from start to finish. We even changed the goddamn running
head! Hopefully we have suffered enough by now to satisfy even ... 阅读全帖 |
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b*****a
发帖数: 14583 | 25 research 怎么骗银吧
不是古人云吗，there are liars, goddamned liars, and statisticians. |
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s*******d
发帖数: 17566 | 26 这个是美国赛艇选手Henrik Rummel领奖时的照片。有人认为他硬了，他说没有，网友
回复很牛。
Rummel：
This is me and I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that
position but there you go.
Responded:
Dude when you win a medal in the goddamn olympics your penis can be however
you want. You earned it. |
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c*****m
发帖数: 1160 | 27 link: http://youtu.be/r-b7d48eA8M
The comment is funny as well:
That is so sweet. They are beautiful children. I love her advice,
she clearly loves her little brother and is really looking out for him.
Latisha1903 51 minutes ago 6
You're not old enough to do a fight!!! He's a goddamned mini ali if he's
going to fight a 9 or 8 or 10 year old and who knows he could be 11
Dhruv Patil 52 minutes ago 4 |
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b*****a
发帖数: 14583 | 28 god / gosh
damn / dang
goddamn / doggone
fuck / fudge |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 32 因为电子都是有个数的 steam则很cloudy |
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d****z
发帖数: 9503 | 33 看了原文，还好吧。尼米兹级航母就是用steam catapults的。最近十几年研制的新的
是所谓digital，要贵很多。普遍配置的仍然是steam catapults。 |
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e*******e
发帖数: 6165 | 34 the goddamne hormone ... also called -- chemistry |
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d**********2
发帖数: 684 | 35 ou yan.
we love women's smelly bond feet like the goddamned ccp likes to bond the people with its shitty ideology of socialism with ccp odor.
fuck ya. |
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