or 发帖数: 720 | 1 catcher in the rye, it was referred previously.
I had heard this novel so much & was so impressed by its nealy poetic
title that I bought the paperback on passion. But couldn't get through
even the first several chapters.
The irony was sour; the humour was affected; the tone was cynical,
self-engrossing & almost self-pitying.
Sparsely a few concise & witty could be appreciated.
But the general style, the whole story were hard to be taken in.
It only supplies a detaching & freshening amusement w |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 2 i am positive that harry was only temporarily obsessed with cho;
they probably would date and then break;
a typical case of youthful infatuation so many novels wrote about.;P
ginny eh seems no one much notices her.
my friends who enjoyed the book mostly frowned at her timidity.
i feel rowling was downplaying her role then by and by
will reveal her strength of character.
maybe i am wrong.
but i always find her adorable, a shy and sensitive little girl,
who had a sense of humour, a weasley.
cho w |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 3 hmm i used to think magazines usually gave evasive flattering comments on
movies and books. i love mean reviews! "singled out and overemphasized
female victimization/seeking refuge in homo relationship..somehow too
simple-minded" sth like this was mentioned in this review about the hours?
that's shrewd! this R.S. had a sharper tongue than the other reviewer, R.C.
and he had a wicked humour which i enjoyed most.
personally i was tired of shrilly feminisitic or homo factors in arthouse
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or 发帖数: 720 | 4 Really, this review is as intellectual and granted, as dull as the original
novel. sigh. "The Dispossessed" was instantly my favorite. Love the way she
engraved Shevek as a baby, boy, and man. His wife was vivid and lovely as
well. Le Guin had an affectionate wit, bright and tender and shy in turns.
(If a writer could write about kids close to life, with understanding and
sensitive humour, he/she was bound to be a good writer. Le Guin was this type
also.) Besides, she was natural with wor |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 5 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (i am also trying to read more douglas
adams')
The Princess Bride
they are light, simple, imaginative, and full of humour and twists.
classics and childrens' literature |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 6 Title Recommendation Author Category
1066 and All That Helen: if you like Jane Austen's History of England you will
love this ("The Cavaliers were Wrong but Wromantic, and the Roundheads were
Right but Round-headed") it ends in 1917, when "America became top nation and
history ...
W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman Humor
All Creatures Great and Small Recommended by lucie
James Herriot Humor
Animal Husbandry Laura: fantastically funny!!! For all women who have ever
been dumped and replaced quicker |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 7 Babel Tower Part of a trilogy including The Virgin in the Garden and Still
Life
A. S. Byatt Modern British
Behind the Scenes at the Museum Alexandra: I really enjoyed this. It is
basically a very funny family story and tells mainly from the daughter's
perspective. It starts right from conception and it is some of these scenes
during pregnancy that really made me chuckle!! If you enjoy stories about
families (vaguely dysfunctional families) mixed with loads of humour then this
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s*******d 发帖数: 126 | 8 I like the New Yorker mostly for its writing - any individual writer might not
be the best in the world, but a combination of them really makes the magazine
stand out. I also like the general subjects that it covers, often with depth
and with witty twists in brilliant thinking by the authors.
Many people like the magazine's cartoons, which I can enjoy from time to time,
though not frequently. I suppose that one might call them distinct with
calculated dryness, and might be more humourous to peop |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 9 i checked life of Pi a bit in the bookstore yesterday. i read the preface
quite carefully then somehow lost interest.;) the author was rather humourous
but not that appealing.;)
also "daddy-long-legs", since it was talked of recently. surprised to find it
a romance novel of young girls like little women and anne in green gabels.
had thought it to be kids' story.;) it was not appealing either.;) maybe
it's my problem, having to sneez every 10 seconds due to severe allergy to
pollens. that d |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 10 i have the opposite experience.;) found the opening cute, then was dulled
little by little by the later plot. the problem is that i am too old to feel
for the adventure nancy farmer weaved for her chars. on the other hand, her
irony toward society i could relish being at an advanced age. the narrative
was cool, clever, humourous and analytical. all the way i was conscious of
this elegant narrator, which dimed the fun coz it made the reader look at the
story from an outsider's point of view |
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or 发帖数: 720 | 11 i don't much like zhang either. she is very sharp, understanding, etc. but
really tightens her grip on those things/ppl in the writing and doesn't leave
any space. and that makes me cringe. the problme is good writers always
evoke comparisons. they shadow some writers, and they also make us look for
other bright writers. there are other authors, similarly sharp, clever &
understanding but they handle chars and stories in a better-humoured way. and
oooh i'd go swoon over these authors.
kind |
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g****o 发帖数: 1284 | 12 来自主题: Translation版 - 请教个翻译 "And now, Abbott," said the vicar's wife. "Perhaps you would do the honours?"
"Yes, indeed," replied the Abbott, reaching for the cake knife.
Mrs. Pritchett was much amused. "What a wicked sense of humour, Abbott," she
said. "No, what I meant, of course, was the grace. Would you be so kind?"
此处的Mrs. Pritchett就是前面提到的vicar's wife. Abbott是某修道院的院长,他和
其他三位僧侣一起来到牧师的住处打桥牌。上面这个对话发生在中间休息的时候,当时
桌上摆满了丰盛的食物,包括一个很大的巧克力蛋糕。
我查到do the honours有尽地主之宜,分发食物的意思。但是牧师夫人后面说的what I
mean was the grace是什么意思呢?grace我也查了,宗教上 |
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wh 发帖数: 141625 | 13 上周去听莎学讲座,前一晚临时补习被称为莎士比亚最出色的历史剧《亨利四世》,翻
开第一页:
“So shaken as we are, so wan with care,
Find we a time for frighted peace to pant,
And breathe short-winded accents of new broils
To be commenced in strands afar remote.”
一边查字典,一边仍不甚了了。于是重施大学时的故伎,从网上找来一个中译本,中英
对照读得省力。中译本的第一句让我眼前一亮:
“在这风雨飘摇、国家多故的时候,我们惊魂初定,喘息未复,又要用我们断续的语音
,宣告在辽远的海外行将开始新的争战。”
开首连用四个成语,似比英文更提升语言的雅丽;对我这样的中文母语者来说,中文勾
勒出的战争背景、地理环境也更清晰(惭愧,是我英语不好!)。再往下看:
“我们决不让我们的国土用她自己子女的血涂染她的嘴唇;我们决不让战壕毁坏她的田
野,决不让战马的铁蹄蹂躏她的花草。那些像扰乱天庭的流星般的敌对的眼睛,本来都
是同种同源,虽然最近曾经... 阅读全帖 |
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g*******e 发帖数: 64 | 14 But he must study humour. |
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w*******u 发帖数: 15 | 15 Humourous!I think sending some expensive gift to your advisor and communism
party secretary is ok.Money is very useful!!!!!
坚 |
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b******n 发帖数: 54 | 17 you think that's humor? alright, you are funny then, I guess |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 19 发信人: horn (咸蛋超人-图95), 信区: Humour
标 题: [转载] 盗版封神榜
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Wed Jan 5 22:00:34 2000), 转信
【 以下文字转载自 AP 讨论区 】
【 原文由 lllm 所发表 】
BC2000年1月1日,阳光明媚,蔚蓝的天空飘着几朵乌云。昆仑山光明顶,
一座金 袒 煌的大道观,大门口一面大旗,迎风飘扬。镜头一移近,只见旗
上绣着:“大虾元始天尊教你学电脑”。
旗下站着两位仙长:大腹便便满口金牙腰别手机的是元始天尊,戴着足
足有三寸厚的近视眼镜的便是姜子牙。元始天尊揉去眼屎,打了个呵欠(姜
子牙在旁暗笑:哈,这老色魔昨晚又熬夜看猛片。),双手在胸前作打字状
(聊天聊得太多了,不这样他说不出话来。其水平已达第二境界:身外无键
盘心中有键盘;据BBS上的消息说,西方如来佛祖已达到身外无键盘心中无
键盘的第三境界。),说话了:“娟娟(编者按:姜子牙在oicq上的昵称),
经过三个月来废寝忘食的勤学苦练,看你的眼睛都1200度了,加上你天赋异
禀,你的游戏水平已有我的12.3678549%了,孺子可教啊 |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 20 发信人: horn (咸蛋超人-图95), 信区: Humour
标 题: [转载] 盗版封神榜1.02
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Wed Jan 5 22:01:09 2000), 转信
【 以下文字转载自 AP 讨论区 】
【 原文由 lllm 所发表 】
后来汗血宝马又先后跟如来的大鹏鸟,南极仙翁的坐骑——丹麦大黑猪
好过,真是水性杨花一匹。由于当时没有计划生育,再后来它就大肚子了。
大了七七四十九个月之后,生下一只猪头马身狗尾背上还长着翅膀的东东,
就是四不象了。这四不象因为是猪头,所以其属性80%是猪,整天就知道吃
和睡;而且因为它是马身,故而站着就可以睡了,这就使它睡得更变本加厉
了:它一从娘胎里出来就懂得充分利用其特长,经过精密的计算它总能在吃
饱后的第一时间睡去,一直睡到被饿醒。从这一点上也可以看到杂交的优越
性,我敢说袁和平是看《封神演义》后受到启发才一举成为“杂交水稻之父”
的。元始天尊对四不象真是无计可施:宰了吃又不敢(我一直不认为第一个
吃螃蟹的人是勇士,我想他当时应该是想自杀而又不想死得太庸俗),况且
可能会被动物保护协会到海牙国际法庭告他滥杀珍稀 |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 21 发信人: horn (咸蛋超人-图95), 信区: Humour
标 题: [转载] 盗版封神榜1.03
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Wed Jan 5 22:01:35 2000), 转信
【 以下文字转载自 AP 讨论区 】
【 原文由 lllm 所发表 】
元始天尊把三件宝贝送给姜子牙,语重心长地说:“娟娟啊,这四不象可
是镇观之宝(姜子牙在旁哭笑不得),其余两件也是我的心爱之物,对了,那
封神榜的千年虫问题我已经帮你解决了,你不用担心。现在我忍痛割爱把它们
送给你,可见我对你的一片苦心。你下山后要记得常给我发E-mail,有空还可
以聊聊天,不过不准假成MM来骗我,让我发现了可饶不了你。”姜子牙连连点
头说:“徒儿不敢。不过师父,那封神榜和打神鞭我就收了,但这四不象师父
你一向看得比身家性命还重要,我怎么承受得起呢?你还是自己留着吧,我走
先。”元始天尊大怒:“站住!你不收下四不象,我就不认你这个徒弟了。”
姜子牙一听大惊,急忙跪下求饶:“师父,我收下就是了,你大人大量,别生
气。”说着委屈得眼泪都掉了。元始天尊立即由怒转笑:“这才是我的好徒弟
嘛。你下山以后,一定要 |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 22 发信人: horn (咸蛋超人-图95), 信区: Humour
标 题: [转载] 盗版封神榜1.04
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Wed Jan 5 22:01:45 2000), 转信
【 以下文字转载自 AP 讨论区 】
【 原文由 lllm 所发表 】
顺便提一下那个玻璃瓶。那 A 相当于现在的手表,不过制作起来比手
表简单多了:每天早上太阳升起的时候,在一个玻璃瓶里面放进一只蚂蚁和白
糖颗粒38颗(关于为什么是38颗这个问题。我想了三天三夜,结论是因为当时
的人比较尊重妇女)。其计时原理是蚂蚁每吃一颗白糖用的时间是一样的,据
说其等时性比单摆还精密。只要数数看瓶里还有几颗白糖就能知道一天已经过
去了多久,就像我们说几点了,怎么还不下课。每当蚂蚁刚吃去一颗白糖,收
音机就会传出报时信号:先是几声鼓声(比如说蚂蚁吃了X颗糖,就要敲鼓X-1
次),然后是一声锣,接着是妖里妖气的女声:朝歌时间,蚂蚁吃了X颗糖。这
时全商国的人都在对瓶,如果发现颗数不对,就得放进一颗或者拿掉一颗;如
果每次对时后都要放进或拿掉一颗,那最好就是把瓶里那只蚂蚁捏死,另换一
只算了。据权威人士称 |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 23 发信人: xiaog (潇湘浪子), 信区: Humour
标 题: [转载] 盗版封神榜2.0
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Fri Jan 7 10:31:50 2000), 转信
【 以下文字转载自 AP 讨论区 】
【 原文由 lllm 所发表 】
下午三生有幸碰到潇湘浪子,正想跟他套热乎,却被他羞辱一番,说我
写什么乱七八糟的封神榜。而我居然能脸不红来心不跳,谈笑自若,看来两
年半的大学没白读,也算对得起我父母了。其实我写那乱七八糟的封神榜是
在哄自己开心。我这人特容易满足,看了自己乱灌的东东也能笑得很开心,
把一切烦恼就都忘了。下午心情很不爽,没心看书,翻翻信号,又翻翻半物,
再翻翻数电,什么都看但就是什么都没看到脑子里去,于是又跑回来灌了。
灌一灌,心情爽;灌一灌,金不换。呵呵。
盗版封神榜2.0
话说当时商国总统姓纣名王,此君生得一表人才,可惜却是草包一个。
有一道谜语:貌似潘安,腹内原来草莽。说的就是他。纣王一出世就被前总
统即纣王的父亲指定为接班人,并写进宪法,所以说有八斗之才还不如有个
好老爸。那时的宪法第 |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 24 发信人: lllm (WUWU), 信区: Humour
标 题: 盗版封神榜2.01
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Sat Jan 8 17:06:40 2000), 转信
那纣王泡妞泡昏了头,连女娲娘娘的豆腐也想吃,以为凭着他的尊贵地位和
能使常人肉麻了一辈子下辈子刚出世的时候还浑身鸡皮疙瘩的甜言蜜语,肯定是
泡无不胜。不料女娲是个道仙,身在三界外,不在五行中,嫁不得。她曾经跟猪
八戒情投意合,如胶似漆,是让人只羡鸳鸯不羡仙的一对。女娲一心想还俗嫁给
猪八戒,一起拉埋天窗,生它个一胎17只;却遭到头头太上老君的坚决反对,死
活不给办还俗证。太上老君也有他的苦衷:我娶不得,你想嫁得?门都没!靓道
姑都跑去嫁人,以后谁还来当道士?再说,我门下弟子中要帅的有帅的要猛的有
猛的,你偏偏要嫁给那人模猪样只会吃饭种田的猪八戒,这不是让天下人笑话我
道教无人?难道你就稀罕那家伙的厚嘴唇和三眼皮?女娲欲嫁不能想私奔又不够
胆,恼羞成怒,发誓以后谁敢在她面前谈婚论嫁说老婆汉子的事她就跟谁没完,
轻则骂个狗血淋头重则女的逼去当尼姑男的罚去做和尚。
这天女娲听说在朝歌城内又有人给她新建了 |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 25 发信人: lllm (WUWU), 信区: Humour
标 题: 盗版封神榜2。02
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Mon Jan 10 12:13:48 2000), 转信
这女娲可不是一个每天在单位看报纸打毛衣侃大山跟男同事打情骂俏就等着
26号发工资的神仙,她掌管着天下所有的妖魔鬼怪,是个名副其实的女魔头。其
实也只有女娲这样的靓女领导才能让什么凶妖恶魔厉鬼暴怪拜倒在她的石榴裙下,
服服贴贴地听她使唤,叫他们睡觉他们不敢去上厕所叫他们去上厕所他们不敢一
边上厕所一边睡觉。(所以靓女做领导利国利民,如果江主席愿意让靓,我国的
社会主义建设事业必将向前迈进一大步国民生产总值不是四年翻一番而是一年翻
四番,不用再过几年就能进入共产主义普及私人飞机了。)
“巴巴罗萨”计划第一步:选美。女娲向她的子民宣布,将进行一次“明日
之星”选美活动,所有年龄大于15小于40长得不至于一回头就吓倒西湖边一头牛
又尚未跟雄性有过亲密接触的黄花闺女必须参加,违令者后果自负。裁判有嫦娥
唐僧三目杨戬千里耳万里鼻,名誉裁判有玉皇大帝王母娘娘太上老君如来佛祖元
始天尊南极仙翁观音菩萨弥勒佛太白金 |
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a******n 发帖数: 129 | 26 发信人: lllm (WUWU), 信区: Humour
标 题: 盗版封神榜2.03
发信站: 华南网木棉站 (Wed Jan 12 12:11:16 2000), 转信
那女色魔刚一出场,就听见嫦娥“啊”的一声惨叫,口吐白沫晕了过去;其
余四人恍如看到ET,坐在那里歪着头瞪着眼张着嘴除了流口水全身上下的新陈代
谢都停止了。五位裁判的反应如此强烈,大大超出原计划,所以可以说他们是超
额完成了任务,其敬业精神可嘉,叫他们来吹假A肯定不用担心假哨问题。那四人
大半天才缓过神来,发现并非身在梦中,同时以一招“饿虎扑食”(这就是所谓
心有灵犀一点通)就扑向那条女。幸亏旁边的女娲早有所料,使了个定身法就把
他们定在那里流口水。
那魔女姓好,叫好氏。这里要说明一下,那时的女子的名字要由她们的丈夫
来取,所以未出嫁的女子是没有名字的,只能在其姓后加个“氏”来称呼。所以
当时年青女子吵架的时候总会这样对骂:“Kao,你有名啊!”“Shit,贱人,你才
有名呢!”“有名”就是骂对方未出嫁就跟某男子有了不可告人的故事情节其情
夫暗地里给她起了个有专利权的名字。好氏年方二八(horn在旁 |
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j*******e 发帖数: 82 | 27 发信人: ray (雷), 信区: SchoolLife
标 题: [转载] 臭虫写给苍蝇的信
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Thu Nov 4 10:54:10 1999), 转信
【 以下文字转载自 Humour 讨论区 】
【 原文由 lmtree 所发表 】
臭虫写给苍蝇的信
亲爱的苍蝇:
你好.
自从澡堂收费提为三块后,我们的生活条件大为改观,
现在已达到四星级标准, 食品和香料供应充足, 而且能经
常享受桑拿浴和冬泳的乐趣.
不知兄弟近况如何, 望来信告知.
待问蟑螂大嫂好.
yours Bug
1999.11.3 于长菌生饭店
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j*******e 发帖数: 82 | 28 发信人: ray (雷), 信区: SchoolLife
标 题: [转载] 苍蝇写给臭虫的信
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Thu Nov 4 10:54:25 1999), 转信
【 以下文字转载自 Humour 讨论区 】
【 原文由 lmtree 所发表 】
苍蝇写给臭虫的信
亲爱的臭虫
来信收到
我这儿一切如旧, 在这乐园住久了真不想出去,
这儿一切都有,早饭供应馊肉包,中餐有烂青菜, 晚
点还能吃到羊肉面片. 这里的人待我们很好, 怕我
们吃饱后发胖, 还给我们提供补蝇罩乐园, 闲的时
候进去锻炼身体, 待吃饭时再开门叫我们. 现在我
们的孩子可给他们惯坏了, 西红柿蛋花汤都不喝了,
每餐非得喝芬达不可. 我真担心他们忘了苍蝇的传
统.
你蟑螂大嫂每天晚上到大厅里逛逛, 弄点剩饭
吃吃, 一切安好, 勿念.
问老鼠大妈好.
yours fly
1999/11/3 于散屎堂
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p*****n 发帖数: 97 | 29 发信人: near (near), 信区: Humour
标 题: 诗!!
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Wed Dec 20 10:06:06 2000), 转信
呸
太亏
怎么会
眼神不对
把她玩命追
明明是小太妹
却当她作杨贵妃
说出来实在是惭愧
想起来不觉满脸老泪
曾经为她喝酒千杯不醉
见别人拉她手也气炸过肺
以为能与她在校园出双入对
谁成想到头来仍剩我形影相慰
我夸她似洛神明眸善睐顾盼神飞
她却嫌我钱包瘪贫农出身牙齿太黑
为养活她上山下乡起早摸黑从不午睡
包阳台拉板车洗厕所也曾修理破大衣柜
却仍被怨少本事不长进竟没资格偷税漏税
骗爹妈北京菜贵萝卜七块一斤就为买枝玫瑰
把自尊交与她踩在脚下反复践踏还得笑脸相陪
不堪其辱从自发到自觉揭竿而起学习革命老前辈
告诉她东方红太阳升翻身农奴做主人从此不受活罪
面对鳄鱼的眼泪虽暗爽在心还要痛诉曾经沧海难为水
亦明了早有人蓄势待发前仆后继甘洒热血石榴裙下作鬼
便不知是否能如我般幡然醒悟浪子回头临阵倒戈全身而退
还是到头来人不人鬼不鬼生不如死玩弄于股掌以致武功尽废
阶级仇压迫苦痛心疾首血泪控诉尽付一纸休书方得以吐气扬眉
后悔没听爹妈话金玉良言抛耳边 |
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s******b 发帖数: 58 | 30 Although your first name of XYZ has created an expressive, fun-loving n
ature, it has not produced the qualities necessary for a full and complete l
ife. You have always been a happy person, and, desiring to see others happy
as well, you strive to inspire others, which you do most effectively through
an engaging sense of humour. You are fond of surprises and are quick to res
pond to spontaneous invitations which promise a good time, particularly when
they relieve you of a boring task. Your disl |
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i**n 发帖数: 1481 | 31 Although your first name of qiushiyuan has created an
expressive, fun-loving n
ature, it has not produced the qualities necessary for a
full and complete l
ife. You have always been a happy person, and, desiring to
see others happy
as well, you strive to inspire others, which you do most
effectively through
an engaging sense of humour. You are fond of surprises and
are quick to res
pond to spontaneous invitations which promise a good time,
particularly when
they relieve you of a boring task. Y |
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p*****n 发帖数: 97 | 32 发信人: pavo (孔雀), 信区: Humour
标 题: 建国五十一年史[zz]
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Tue Jul 17 12:56:00 2001), 转信
建国五十一年史--极搞笑篇
高祖武帝开国元年 49
二月,王师入京,吏民欣喜。北土悉平。帝遣六军征南朝,号百万。
四月,六军涉江,灭南朝。南酋蒋氏遁,入海,据澎湖以抗圣化。迁九鼎于京。江南诸道
初定。
十月,帝登基于天安门。入太庙,誓,立政,改元“开国”。周文正公相。封六辅政亲王
。王曰:“华夏诸民今日立也!”
十一月,大将军刘,西路招抚使邓统王师十万入蜀,前朝余孽星散,蜀,滇,黔传徼而定
。邓平公封西南节度使,坐镇西南以图吐蕃。
是年,帝下《别了,司徒雷登》等三詔,用赐西夷美利坚使,夷使惭去。史称“三詔去西
夷”。
高祖武帝开国二年 50
二月,北狄俄罗斯遣使来朝,盟,世世代代约为兄弟之邦。
六月,高丽内乱。帝詔命停战,不听。
九月,高丽北朝胜。同月,西夷美利坚纠合西夷数十部落侵朝鲜,号“联合国军”。
十月,高丽北朝溃,美夷之师次于鸭绿水。帝以大将军彭桓公为东征元帅,加太子少保,
太子岸英为监军,统精锐二十万入高 |
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e**********t 发帖数: 99 | 33 发信人: FreeHeaven (莫再提), 信区: Humour
标 题: lg 和lp的一天
发信站: 浙江大学海纳百川站 (Thu Mar 27 21:36:20 2003), 转信
lg 和lp的一天
清晨,起床上班。
MM:老公,你要走了?
我:是啊,走了,你别晚了。
MM:等等,你还忘记说什么了?
我:哦,白白,老婆
MM:不是
我:白白,宝贝
MM:不是
我:白白,心肝
MM:你怎么那么恶心,不是
我:。。。。。白白,猪
MM:不是!!!!!!
我:那是什么,快说,我要迟到了
MM:是我爱你!!!!!!!!
我:哦,知道了,白白
MM:¥#%&¥#。。。。。。。。。
上午,9点半,公司,忙碌
电话响。。。。
我:喂,你好
一个娇滴滴的声音:你好,马,还记得我吗?
我:你。。。是哪位?
娇滴滴的声音:呦,这么快就把人家忘了,是我阿
我:你。。。。呵呵,真的想不起来了,你是。。。。
娇滴滴的声音:真没良心,真的想不起来了?
我:是啊,真的不好意思,你给我提个醒
娇滴滴的声音:你看你,是我啊,上次我们见过面的
我:真的想不起来了,实在是不好意思。您是。。。
MM:嘿嘿,是我, |
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e**********t 发帖数: 99 | 34 发信人: swbird (88上再没有这个id 你看到就是眼睛有问题), 信区: Humour
标 题: 发个原创 不要拿鸭蛋砸我
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Mon Apr 21 18:15:19 2003), 转信
一 我感到xx 是不是得非典了阿
(xx 包括干咳 带痰得咳 不停得咳 剧咳 无法抑止得咳 有的人发热 有的人发冷
有的全身无力 有的人到处乱痛 从头到脚趾 :如果屁股痛 是你关税已经太久了
二 全浙大同学 同仁 同胞 联合起来 对抗非典。。。(最近已经上升到唱国际歌
的高度)
三 有朋自远方来 不亦怕乎 广东 北京被列为头号拒绝往来客户
四 杭州那里那里很危险很危险 某省也开始。。。浙大开始出现为国前往南极的志愿
者
五 浙大某某舍被隔离了 最新战报是四舍被封了 (小白?) 幸好还没有25的消息
否则刚才那个去4食堂的我是谁阿
六 让我们去食堂吧 校门口的粉干摊已经到了生死存亡之际
跟非典仇深似海 有你没我 咬牙切齿。。。
七 口罩 口罩已经取代了套套 贞节带 talplate 成为十大防具第一
口罩的价格 销售地点 形状 用法 。。。成为热门话题 你会用 |
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t******r 发帖数: 127 | 35 发信人: xiubai (xiubai§已婚老男人), 板面: Humour
标 题: Re: 90FTP被黑了挖哈哈
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Tue Dec 25 19:49:51 2007), 转信
紧急通告
因疏于管理,居然在一个已经废弃数年之久,入口已经封掉的一个bbs上本站被发现于
2004-05-18日有一全文内容如下"办 证 刻 章:
1313XXXXXXX"的帖子,引起了有关部门无比高度的重视。本站自觉惭愧决定即日起关闭
服务
以净校园,请各位师生务必相互转告,需要保存的文件请元旦之前下载。
2007-12-25
【 在 YoungY (瑜珈熊DSCN) 的大作中提到: 】 |
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t******r 发帖数: 127 | 36 发信人: DoDoLu (甲&乙), 板面: Humour
标 题: [转载] 同学们,我们应该相信团委,相信xsh
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Tue Dec 25 14:53:58 2007), 站内信件
【 原文由 xuefeng 发表于 ZJUOnline 讨论区 】
他们都是纯洁无辜的,他们是浙大的脊梁,他们能牛比到5k搞定佩尔森。他们能与校外
友人沈琳琳精诚合作,把瑞典乒乓名将带进浙大校园交流而不计任何报酬,他们能做到
让世界级名将在悄声无息中打完比赛。
他们就素那神一样的人。额仰慕你们。
那些攻击XSH的人,你们太恶毒了,你们都是XSH,你们全家都素XSH。 |
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g*****a 发帖数: 446 | 37 发信人: Bando (为着生活,每日着来洗身躯(?_?)), 板面: Humour
标 题: 想放生都没办法阿...
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Fri Jan 18 10:19:31 2008), 转信
如是我闻......
隔壁桌两位大叔在吃饭时的对话
那两位大叔看起来相当普通
大叔甲∶昨天吃饭时
有几个学生在旁边太吵
我就劝了一下
大叔乙∶然后?
大叔甲∶他们就安静了点
但有个学生问我是谁
说我看起来有点眼熟
是学校的老师吗?
我就赶快摇手跟他们说没有啦
我是学校旁边卖鸡排的
然后他们就露出不屑状继续聊他们的了
大叔乙∶哈哈哈哈哈
大叔甲∶(落寞)
为啥一班几十人
我都还记得他们有修我的课
讲台上就我一个老师他们也可以忘掉
到底翘了几堂课
这要我怎么打成绩,想放生都没办法啊 |
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g*****a 发帖数: 446 | 38 发信人: dlq (哦噢,我爱青菜|传说の帅哥|随风而逝), 板面: Humour
标 题: [转载] 终于到家了……
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Sun Feb 3 10:11:31 2008), 转信
【 原文由 wanglius 发表于 ZJUOnline 讨论区 】
2月1日中午 玉泉-武林门 使用金钱2G
中午 武林门-机场 使用金钱15G
晚上 触发特殊剧情:机场关闭,航班取消
晚上 入手道具2月2日机票一张 使用金钱1460G;
对持有道具“行李”使用技能“寄存”
晚上 武林门-城站 使用金钱15G
晚上 城站-玉泉 使用金钱2G
2月2日早上 玉泉-武林门 使用金钱2G 剧情CG:机场大巴暂停
早上 玉泉-武林门 使用金钱200G 触发隐藏剧情:出租车陷住。
对地图物品“出租车”使用技能“XX推车”
中午 对道具“行李”使用技能“提取” 使用金钱28G
中午 机场一楼KFC入手道具“零食和饮料(HP小恢复)” |
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g*****a 发帖数: 446 | 39 发信人: xiubai (已婚老男人), 板面: Humour
标 题: [合集] [转载] 两mm共征一男友
发信站: 飘渺水云间 (Mon Mar 17 08:36:34 2008), 站内信件
☆━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━☆
于 Sun Mar 16 19:01:25 2008 转载该主题如下:
标题:● [转载] 两mm共征一男友
☆━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━☆
【 原文由 lyuanl 发表于 PieBridge 讨论区 】
首先解释一下疑问,为什么两个女生征一个男友(不是男性朋友,而是男朋友)。
首先
两个女生在一个实验室,一个寝室,是好友加死党,关系非常亲密,一起玩,所以征一个
男友有很多方便之处。逛街时三个人 |
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wh 发帖数: 141625 | 41 【 以下文字转载自 Translation 讨论区 】
发信人: wh (wh), 信区: Translation
标 题: 【征文】不是生蚝,就是石球——读莎剧《亨利四世》中译本
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Apr 25 15:33:09 2012, 美东)
上周去听莎学讲座,前一晚临时补习被称为莎士比亚最出色的历史剧《亨利四世》,翻
开第一页:
“So shaken as we are, so wan with care,
Find we a time for frighted peace to pant,
And breathe short-winded accents of new broils
To be commenced in strands afar remote.”
一边查字典,一边仍不甚了了。于是重施大学时的故伎,从网上找来一个中译本,中英
对照读得省力。中译本的第一句让我眼前一亮:
“在这风雨飘摇、国家多故的时候,我们惊魂初定,喘息未复,又要用我们断续的语音
,宣告在辽远的海外行将开始新的争战。”
开首连用四个成语,似比英文更提升语言的雅丽;对我这样... 阅读全帖 |
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h****e 发帖数: 138 | 42 “在任何学科领域,是否有一个好导师将决定学生的研究生涯初期的成败。” [1]
什么样的导师是好导师呢?2005年,Nature创立了the Nature awards for mentoring
in science,用于表彰在指导研究生方面卓有成效的导师。有关人员广泛收集总结了学
生们对其导师的评价,总结成了给导师的16条建议 [2],如对学生的智力与能力的尊重
,对学生职业发展(甚至选择非学术道路)的尊重,等等。
下文分别列出这16条建议,并引用学生的comments作为例证。基于我与自己的博士导师
&& 我与本科期间的两个导师的各种经历,我highlight了这些comment里让我深有感触
的地方。在异国求学,一个supportive的好导师是如父亲一般的存在(撒花)~
此外,我认为导师“nice”这个说法太笼统。我认为挑导师主要有两个维度:一个是做
人,一个是治学。真正的好导师,做人方面要正直、得体,尊重学生,让学生如沐春风
,心情愉快,感到个人价值受到认可;做研究方面,要非常responsible,对学生的研
究生涯发展很给力,所以push至少比放羊好一点,让学生紧张一点总... 阅读全帖 |
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u**s 发帖数: 384 | 43 Title:Detection of metabolites in aqueous humour from cod eye by high
resolution 1H NMR spectroscopy
Author:Anna MidelfartCorresponding Author Contact Information, Ingrid S.
Gribbestad, Bjørn H. Knutsen and Leif Jørgensen
Journal:Comparative Biochemistry and Physiology Part B: Biochemistry and
Molecular Biology
Volume 113, Issue 3, March 1996, Pages 445-450
Link:http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/0305049195020365 |
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A*G 发帖数: 256 | 44 Child Development Milestone Chart
Age Physical Development Social and Emotional Development Intellectual
Development Language Development
At Birth Lies in fetal position with knees tucked up. Unable to raise head.
Head falls backwards if pulled to sit. Reacts to sudden sound. Closes eye
to bright light. Opens eye when held in an upright position. Bonds with
mother. Smiles at mother. Beginning to develop concepts e.g. becomes aware
of physical sensations such as hunger. Explores using his... 阅读全帖 |
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T****g 发帖数: 705 | 45 1. 大多数下水道井盖都是圆的,你觉得这是为什么?
A.Round is easier to adapt any emergency circumstance, round means: easy to
open easy to close;
可以LINK 人的眼球也是圆的,ROUND!
考虑LINK EVIDENCE BASED MEDICINE, 以为大多数建筑和设计都是基于FACTS。也许很
多年前有过各种形状,但最总ROUND SHAPE IS THE BEST。
B.可以笑称为井盖文化吗?据说这是微软面试的问题。挺有水平的问题。
是不是圆形表面张力最小。液滴也是圆形的。井盖做成什么样子要看井的形状相匹配。
在工作的时候讲什么话要看对方是什么样的人?customer tailored?
C.他们或许在期待一种humourous的回答,大家可以笑一笑,美国式幽默,而并不去探
讨真正的原因。
比如,为啥盖子是圆的,那是因为下水道井是圆的,那得问问挖洞的人,如果洞挖成方
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发帖数: 1 | 46 http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-43396008
Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76, his family has said.
The British theoretical physicist was known for his groundbreaking work with
black holes and relativity, and was the author of several popular science
books including A Brief History of Time.
His children, Lucy, Robert and Tim, said: "We are deeply saddened that our
beloved father passed away today.
"He was a great scientist and an extraordinary man whose work and legacy
will live on for many year... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******y 发帖数: 60932 | 48 Link:
http://itunes.apple.com/app/great-little-war-game-hd/id42639235
, $2.99 now Free
Rated 4.5 stars
quote
Download the FAADChat App by @FreeAppADay.com, make new friends and
vote together to make the best paid apps like "Great Little War Game HD"
FREE!
GLWG is the hit 3D turn-based strategy game that everyone's talking about.
With a unique comical style and plenty of laughs and excitement, you'll keep
coming back again and again for "just one more go."
... 阅读全帖 |
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b****n 发帖数: 865 | 49 Didn't see Molin Rouge. But my friends told me "Chicago"
was much better.
"Chicago" is not bad. I enjoyed it. Tight story with
black humour. No sissy sentimental love story. A lot of
killing and back-stabbing. |
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b****n 发帖数: 865 | 50 Were you commenting on my opinion or my friend's review?
Are you female? As a male specimen of the homo sapien,
I am not sure I'm qualified to judge feminism. Though
I try to make objective observations.
Take a course and you became a feminist? I always think you need
more life experience to reach that stage?
Agree you heer. That's where I disouted with my friend.
But the movie is still enjoyable. The tongue-in-cheek
irony and dark humour is so obviously there. Any thing with
that sense of humo |
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