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D*****r
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: Joke版 - Planet without laughter
I. The Modern Period
Once upon a time there was a universe. In this universe there was a planet.
On this planet there was virtually no laughter. Nothing like ``humor'' was
really known. People never laughed, nor jested, nor kidded, nor joked, nor
anything like that. The inhabitants were extremely serious, conscientious,
sincere, hard-working, studious, well wishing, and moral. But of humor they
knew nothing. All except for a small minority who had some feeling for what
humor was. These people oc... 阅读全帖
D*****r
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Smullyan: Planet Without Laughter
http://www-cs-faculty.stanford.edu/~uno/smullyan.html
[excerpted from This Book Needs No Title: A Budget of Living Paradoxes by
Raymund Smullyan (Englewood Cliffs, New Jersey: Prentice-Hall, 1980).
Copyright (c) 1980 by Raymond M. Smullyan; all rights reserved.]
I. The Modern Period
Once upon a time there was a universe. In this universe there was a planet.
On this planet there was virtually no laughter. Nothing like ``humor'' was
really known. People never laughed, nor jested, nor kidded, nor j... 阅读全帖
s*********t
发帖数: 16647
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: 各地Disney/ABC游行汇总: 需要帮助! 请踊跃报名转贴置顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 14:35:54 2013, 美东)
地点时间先, slogan 在后面, publicity tip 在后面, 人人可做
的制裁DISNEY 行动表在后面
---
1. 三藩游行上了Time Magazine
http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/28/kids-say-the-most-divi
http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/29/poll-jimmy-kimmel-leav
纽约游行上了 NYPOst:
http://nypost.com/2013/10/29/abc-apologizes-for-kill-everyone-i
不要满足。 Now we add the link to every facebook... 阅读全帖
E*V
发帖数: 17544
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 媒体人对Biden笑个不停的评论
Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan were the two candidates on stage
at Thursday’s vice presidential debate, but a third character emerged: Joe
Biden’s laugh, which didn’t escape the notice of tweeting politicos. (And
led, of course, to at least three satirical Twitter accounts: Laughing Joe
Biden, Biden Smirk, and yet another Laughing Joe Biden.)
Weekly Standard’s Mark Hemingway: “Joe Biden’s laughing through talking
about Iran sanctions?”
(PHOTOS: Scenes from the VP debate)
TIME’s Mich... 阅读全帖
T**********e
发帖数: 29576
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来自主题: Military版 - 媒体人对Biden笑个不停的评论
Vice President Joe Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan were the two candidates on stage
at Thursday’s vice presidential debate, but a third character emerged: Joe
Biden’s laugh, which didn’t escape the notice of tweeting politicos. (And
led, of course, to at least three satirical Twitter accounts: Laughing Joe
Biden, Biden Smirk, and yet another Laughing Joe Biden.)
Weekly Standard’s Mark Hemingway: “Joe Biden’s laughing through talking
about Iran sanctions?”
(PHOTOS: Scenes from the VP debate)
TIME’s Mich... 阅读全帖
i***s
发帖数: 39120
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女子曝光疑似谢天华私物
谢天华片场照
谢天华夫妇
近日,有女网友发文《我和laughing哥睡了》,自曝与谢天华在广州约炮。11月5日中午,谢天华发微博否认约炮,怒斥该女子:“一张照片,一堆文字,想一夜成名做网红。不如真真正正脚踏实地去干活吧!”
该女网友在自述中大赞谢天华吻技牛,器大活好,并称好羡慕laughing哥的老婆,言语十分露骨。该网友表示趁天华洗澡的时候偷拍了谢天华的手表和名片。
《我和laughing哥睡了》全文:
嗯,就是和laughing哥睡了,广州太古汇边上文华东方,1号晚上,同场好像还有几个TVB明星,laughing哥经纪人也在喔,还有一个貌似是香港很有名的律师。
laughing和我说要搞定那个律师,然后就找小胖子律师哥哥喝酒了。偷拍的照片被压在下面那张名片就是律师哥哥的。因为不能拍照所以没有合照,小老婆胆子小不敢要联系方式,最后连签名都忘记要了!!!但是有什么关系!睡都睡过了,负距离,谁还在乎合照签名哈哈哈哈哈哈。
laughing哥真的好绅士好温柔!!!吻技也是6到不行哈哈哈哈!路转粉路转粉路转粉,好羡慕laughing哥的老婆喔,幸福又性福。laughi... 阅读全帖
w**********5
发帖数: 1741
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12. Memorandum of Conversation1
Beijing, February 17–18, 1973, 11:30 p.m.–1:20 a.m.
PARTICIPANTS
Mao Tsetung, Chairman, Politburo, Chinese Communist Party
Chou En-lai, Premier of the State Council
Wang Hai-jung, Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs
Tang Wen-sheng, Interpreter
Shen Jo-yun, Interpreter
Dr. Henry A. Kissinger, Assistant to the President for National Security
Affairs
Winston Lord, NSC Staff
(At 11:00 p.m. February 17, 1973 at a meeting in a villa near the Guest
House where Dr. Kiss... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 有为游行的人们捐款的方法吗?
没有,不过可以自己去CAFE press 帮他们印点T-shirt 寄过去?
或者开个kickstarter project for t-shirts
还可以在social networks 多传:
There are several reason why Kimmel has to apologize and be fired:
1. Kimmel says "we owe China 1.3 trillion dollars"
All the kids immediately knew that "1.3 trillion" is a big number, and
launched into the bloodiest and stupidest solution possible. That is a very
strong sign of pre-paration and rehearsal of some kind.
Remember China is a 1/7 holder of US debts, why Kimmel thinks it's funny to
a... 阅读全帖
c*********0
发帖数: 1676
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 科普,八年前的英文网络术语
LMAO - Laughing My As* Off
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgr... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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赞。 时间地点订了木???
请帮更新
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40497105.html
有slogan 标牌printable.
--------- SLOGAN, feel free to reuse. ---------------------
We will take the moral high ground and protect the kids and NO PERSON WILL
BE HARMED except Jimmy Kemmel's career and Disney's pocketbook:
* Disney race-baits the Chinese, the Chinese boycott Disney
* Disney stop race-baiting
* Stop corrupting children, Disney
* Stop Disney's Race-baiting for Cheap laughs
* Disney thinks genocide is funny
*... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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来自主题: USANews版 - Obama’s History Lesson
By Mark Steyn
March 17, 2012 4:00 A.M.
Our lesson for today comes from George and Ira Gershwin:
They all laughed at Christopher Columbus
When he said the world was round
They all laughed when Edison recorded sound
They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother
When they said that man could fly
They told Marconi wireless was a phony . . .
Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers sang it in the film Shall We Dance? (1937).
Seventy-five years on, the president revived it to tap dance aro... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 明天游行的几个问题
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40497105.html
--------- SLOGAN, feel free to reuse. ---------------------
We will take the moral high ground and protect the kids and NO PERSON WILL
BE HARMED except Jimmy Kemmel's career and Disney's pocketbook:
* Disney race-baits the Chinese, the Chinese boycott Disney
* Disney stop race-baiting
* Stop corrupting children, Disney
* Stop Disney's Race-baiting for Cheap laughs
* Disney thinks genocide is funny
* Fire race-baiter Kimmel
* HONK against r... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40497105.html
--------- SLOGAN, feel free to reuse. ---------------------
We will take the moral high ground and protect the kids and NO PERSON WILL
BE HARMED except Jimmy Kemmel's career and Disney's pocketbook:
* Disney race-baits the Chinese, the Chinese boycott Disney
* Disney stop race-baiting
* Stop corrupting children, Disney
* Stop Disney's Race-baiting for Cheap laughs
* Disney thinks genocide is funny
* Fire race-baiter Kimmel
* HONK against r... 阅读全帖
z**********i
发帖数: 9546
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来自主题: Basketball版 - ZZ CRAWFORD SAYS
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/regrets-he-s-had-a-few-joey-cr
Very interesting and entertaining.
--------------------------------------------------------
Regrets, He's Had a Few: Joey Crawford Looks Back
by Howard Beck
May 18, 2016
When great players retire, we take a group dive into the nostalgia pool. We
relive favorite plays and rank their greatest shots, passes and dunks. It's
a little different when a legendary NBA referee steps away.
The best refs would rather not be noticed at all. Beca... 阅读全帖
f*****g
发帖数: 15860
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - Rounders 2
Rounders Script

[Man Narrating] Listen, here's the thing.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the
table,
then you are the sucker.
Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.
It's like any other job. You don't gamble. You grind it out.
Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.
Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it
when you don't.
... 阅读全帖
w*********g
发帖数: 30882
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这是伟大的休战时间。所有国家都庄严承诺自己不与任何其他国家打仗。俄罗斯,德国
,奥地利,意大利,希腊和土耳其的军队开始逐步动员,第一波行动开始。力量集结后
开始向东移动。所有铁路上都充斥着到亚洲的部队的列车。中国是这一切行动的最终目
标。过了一段时间后,庞大的海上行动。来自各个国家的远洋军舰远征而出,舰队随后
,一直到中国沿海。国家清空了他们的海军码头。他们派出了预算官,工兵,和灯塔守
护者,他们派出了过去陈旧的巡洋舰和战舰。同时他们开始招募商船加入。统计表明,
共有58640艏商船,配备探照灯和速射火炮,由各国开往中国。
中国在微笑地等待着。在她的土地边,沿着她的国界,驻扎了以百万计的欧洲战士。她
动员了五倍于此的民兵等待入侵。这次看来与上次一样。但中国突然感到困惑。因为这
支庞大的队伍并没有开始入侵。她无法理解这一现象。广大的西伯利亚边境一切都归于
平静。她的海岸城镇和村庄甚至没有遭到炮轰。在世界历史上,从来没有过如此强大的
战争舰队的聚集。世界上所有的船队,百万吨的战舰聚集在她的海岸线上,却什么都没
有发生。没有任何尝试。他们想使她离开她的地盘吗?中国笑了。他们以为能够厌倦死
她... 阅读全帖
wh
发帖数: 141625
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好像音乐月活动还没结束?要是结束了我就把标题撤掉。
听coalpilerd贴的《You Raise Me Up》,想起以前讨论过福音歌、黑人歌。考古找到
不少歌,就单独开个帖。
我第一次听的You Raise Me Up是Westlife的版本,想当然地以为是教会福音歌。
karoun说不是,福音音乐来源于黑人音乐,而You Raise Me Up是爱尔兰民歌。歌词里
的在我受挫、低落时陪伴、支持我的你,既可以指世俗的父母、爱人,也可以指宗教的
上帝、神灵。宗教场合也会唱这首歌,算是从世俗走入教堂的例子吧。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bxc9hbwkkw
另有一首走向相反、从教堂步入世俗的歌是Amazing Grace,歌词是18世纪的英国诗人
牧师John Newton写的,现在则成为美国大众文化里的一个标志,电影电视里到处听得
到。旋律也很沉静、温暖、治愈系。贴个amicus喜欢的Judy Collins版本:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtteRD5bBNQ
说起黑人音乐,小时候学过不少悲伤难忘的黑人歌,比... 阅读全帖
c***t
发帖数: 383
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - [合集] 尹家事
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
airdragon77 (仍然自由自我永远高唱我歌) 于 (Wed Apr 3 21:14:51 2013, 美东) 提到:
一时冲动,我也不知道会不会后悔发这一贴。
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这事情我本来不想掺乎。主要原因是,不少人都知道我是ocef的义工,这事情争议太大
,我如果掺乎的话,可能会把火头引到ocef身上。 次要原因是,我自己也没有捐款。
刚开始听说这事儿,是有人把贴转到leisuretime版,一个我常去的版面。当时第一反
应是想捐款。 后来一时太忙,耽误了两三天,争议已经开始,我想着先看看再说。再
后来,是觉得他们家也暂时也不是特别缺钱,而我自己这一段手头也不宽裕,就决定先
不捐了 -- 我得强调一下,如果不是自己手头不宽裕的话,我多半还是会捐,多少
是对一位坚强的母亲的支持。
为了不显得自己太虚伪,我暴露一下自己的隐私,说说为什么手头不宽裕。我自己挣的
凑合,虽然到不了湾区和纽约的贫困线,不过养活自己跟老婆还是没什么问题的。 不... 阅读全帖
c****t
发帖数: 19049
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 云图 英文版
AN ORISON OF SONMI~451
On behalf of my ministry, thank you for agreeing to this final interview.
Please remember, this
isn’t an interrogation, or a trial. Your version of the truth is the only
one that matters.
TRUTH IS SINGULAR. ITS “VERSIONS” ARE MISTRUTHS.
… Good. Ordinarily, I begin by asking prisoners to recall their earliest
memories to provide a
context for corpocratic historians of the future. Fabricants have no
earliest memories,
Archivist. One twenty-four-hour cycle in Papa Song’s is i... 阅读全帖
R**********n
发帖数: 523
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http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖
R**********n
发帖数: 523
21
来自主题: USANews版 - Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖
R**********n
发帖数: 523
22
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: RichardBiton (Richard), 信区: USANews
标 题: Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 13 16:11:58 2013, 美东)
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerles... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
23
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: 各地游行汇总: 请踊跃报名转贴置顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 14:35:54 2013, 美东)
有报名地:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40493771.html
各地都有 ABC affiliates & Disney shop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ABC_television_affiliates_(by_U.S._state)
这里有 video 和 boycott petition
https://sites.google.com/site/boycottjimmykimmelandabc/
--------------
1. 三藩市
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34045071.html
When: 周一,10.28.2... 阅读全帖
R**********n
发帖数: 523
24
来自主题: LosAngeles版 - Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖
z****n
发帖数: 5870
25
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: RichardBiton (Richard), 信区: USANews
标 题: Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 13 16:11:58 2013, 美东)
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerles... 阅读全帖
b**********0
发帖数: 1447
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来自主题: NewYork版 - i remember
years and years ago, when jessica alba first started acting on tv, she
appeared on this really bad show on fox, called "dark angel". and I watched
it every week religiously because she was so hot and fresh on that show...
and then once i was with my friend. i picked up a magazine with jessica alba
's picture in it, and i said to him, dont u think i kinda look like her?
and he just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and
laughed, literally rolled over... and he just kept on la... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
27
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: 各地游行汇总: 请踊跃报名转贴置顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 14:35:54 2013, 美东)
有报名地:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40493771.html
各地都有 ABC affiliates & Disney shop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ABC_television_affiliates_(by_U.S._state)
这里有 video 和 boycott petition
https://sites.google.com/site/boycottjimmykimmelandabc/
--------------
1. 三藩市
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34045071.html
When: 周一,10.28.2... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: 各地游行汇总: 请踊跃报名转贴置顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 14:35:54 2013, 美东)
有报名地:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40493771.html
各地都有 ABC affiliates & Disney shop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ABC_television_affiliates_(by_U.S._state)
这里有 video 和 boycott petition
https://sites.google.com/site/boycottjimmykimmelandabc/
--------------
1. 三藩市
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34045071.html
When: 周一,10.28.2... 阅读全帖
R**********n
发帖数: 523
29
来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: RichardBiton (Richard), 信区: USANews
标 题: Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 13 16:11:58 2013, 美东)
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerles... 阅读全帖
z****n
发帖数: 5870
30
来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: RichardBiton (Richard), 信区: USANews
标 题: Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 13 16:11:58 2013, 美东)
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerles... 阅读全帖
f**********y
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: 各地游行汇总: 请踊跃报名转贴置顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 14:35:54 2013, 美东)
有报名地:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40493771.html
各地都有 ABC affiliates & Disney shop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ABC_television_affiliates_(by_U.S._state)
这里有 video 和 boycott petition
https://sites.google.com/site/boycottjimmykimmelandabc/
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1. 三藩市
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34045071.html
When: 周一,10.28.2... 阅读全帖
f**********y
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: 各地游行汇总: 请踊跃报名转贴置顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 14:35:54 2013, 美东)
有报名地:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40493771.html
各地都有 ABC affiliates & Disney shop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ABC_television_affiliates_(by_U.S._state)
这里有 video 和 boycott petition
https://sites.google.com/site/boycottjimmykimmelandabc/
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1. 三藩市
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34045071.html
When: 周一,10.28.2... 阅读全帖
z****n
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: RichardBiton (Richard), 信区: USANews
标 题: Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 13 16:11:58 2013, 美东)
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerles... 阅读全帖
f**********y
发帖数: 230
34
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: 各地游行汇总: 请踊跃报名转贴置顶
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 14:35:54 2013, 美东)
有报名地:
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Military/40493771.html
各地都有 ABC affiliates & Disney shop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ABC_television_affiliates_(by_U.S._state)
这里有 video 和 boycott petition
https://sites.google.com/site/boycottjimmykimmelandabc/
--------------
1. 三藩市
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34045071.html
When: 周一,10.28.2... 阅读全帖
w**********5
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"Did you go to school until you're 8 years old? I think you quit school
before you were 10. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS! OR END UP BEING A UMPIRE!"
2008年澳网,对阵长名,罗迪克对主裁非常不满,最后爆发
”你是不是上学只上到8岁啊?我觉得你应该10岁就辍学了吧。”然后对着观众喊:“
孩子们,好好学习!要不然以后就跟他一样,只能当主裁了!”
"Why do I always get idiots? COME ON!"
2016年维也纳对阵安德森时,由于主裁的争议判罚,特洛伊基抱怨道:”为什么我遇到
的主裁都是智障啊?我的天”
INTERVIEWER: "He asked me to ask you: morning suit or kilt for the wedding?"
*crowd yelling "kilt"*
ANDY (awkardly laughing) :"I think eh...relax! relax! (crowd laughin... 阅读全帖
t*******h
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - Noise Poetry: An Interview with Thurston Moore
Beatdom
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Home/Beatdom Content/Noise Poetry: An Interview with Thurston Moore
Thurston Moore reading his poetry at Naropa University's Summer Writing
Program, 2011.
Noise Poetry: An Interview with Thurston Moore
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As an MFA fiction student at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics
at Naropa University (one of the longest, most consistently-made-fun-of
school names ever), I was fortunate enough to be brought face-to-face with
some of the most legendar... 阅读全帖
R**********n
发帖数: 523
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖
w**********5
发帖数: 1741
38
"Did you go to school until you're 8 years old? I think you quit school
before you were 10. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS! OR END UP BEING A UMPIRE!"
2008年澳网,对阵长名,罗迪克对主裁非常不满,最后爆发
”你是不是上学只上到8岁啊?我觉得你应该10岁就辍学了吧。”然后对着观众喊:“
孩子们,好好学习!要不然以后就跟他一样,只能当主裁了!”
"Why do I always get idiots? COME ON!"
2016年维也纳对阵安德森时,由于主裁的争议判罚,特洛伊基抱怨道:”为什么我遇到
的主裁都是智障啊?我的天”
INTERVIEWER: "He asked me to ask you: morning suit or kilt for the wedding?"
*crowd yelling "kilt"*
ANDY (awkardly laughing) :"I think eh...relax! relax! (crowd laughin... 阅读全帖
a**u
发帖数: 8107
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来自主题: Wisdom版 - [合集] 请求封sunrun的人请re
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augustina (augustina) 于 (Thu Mar 11 23:18:19 2010, 美东) 提到:
请愿。
补充一下我的理由:
版主,我劝他不回,如此不尊重楼主。
固然言论自由重要,但此地不同。若在别处,我不谈宗教便是;但此处如同一座本应容纳各种宗教宗派的庙宇,但忽然进来一个野人/痴人,乱满乱闹,不让别人说话,难道版主不应该封?!不封此人,版主何为?!
竟然有如此原教旨主义者也号称佛子,真是我佛耻辱。
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dreamfly (妄想) 于 (Thu Mar 11 23:22:38 2010, 美东) 提到:

容纳各种宗教宗派的庙宇,但忽然进来一个野人/痴人,乱满乱闹,不让别人说话,难
道版主不应该封?!不封此人,版主何为?!
世界上耻辱多了,你管得过来嘛
当初他在本版口出秽言,f-word满天飞,封了主id再上马甲,你是没见识过
得了吧,回头人家说你不尊重连id都拼错了,呵呵
☆────────... 阅读全帖
R**********n
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来自主题: CivilSociety版 - Millions of Broken American Dreams zzz (转载)
http://www.weidb.com/voice/index.php?title=Millions_of_Broken_A
Millions of Broken American Dreams -- An Open Letter to the World
​November 12, 2013
Dear Fair and Righteous Citizens of the World,
​We don't know who you are, but we know you are out there. We are
asking for your urgent help. We have been rendered voiceless, powerless, and
hopeless by the American mass media and many Americans. The American mass
media have lost journalistic ethics and objectivity and have been blatantly... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
41
There are several reason why Kimmel has to apologize and be fired:
1. Kimmel says "we owe China 1.3 trillion dollars"
All the kids immediately knew that "1.3 trillion" is a big number, and
launched into the bloodiest and stupidest solution possible. That is a very
strong sign of pre-paration and rehearsal of some kind.
Remember China is a 1/7 holder of US debts, why Kimmel thinks it's funny to
ask the kids about the Chinese, not the Japanese, American and other debtors?
Kimmel is clearly guilt... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
42
来自主题: Military版 - Race-baiter Kimmel 标语大汇总
Slogan could be:
Disney stop race-baiting
Disney stop corrupting children
Disney thinks genocide is funny
Disney take responsibility
Fire race-baiter Kimmel
Fire Cheap laugh Kimmel
Genocide is not for laughs
Hate speech is not for laughs
Race baiting is not for laughs
Teach Kids to laugh, not to kill
Teach kids to love, not to kill
Disney thinks "Killing All Chinese" is FUNNY,
Teach Kids to Win-win, not to Kill-Kill
Disney apologize for race-baiting
Kimmel gets kids to say "Kill All Chinese" for... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
43
Slogan could be targetted universally to parents and any citizen:
Disney stop race-baiting
Disney stop corrupting children
Disney thinks genocide is funny
Disney take responsibility
Fire race-baiter Kimmel
Fire Cheap laugh Kimmel
Genocide is not for laughs
Hate speech is not for laughs
Race baiting is not for laughs
Teach Kids to laugh, not to kill
Teach kids to love, not to kill
Disney thinks "Killing All Chinese" is FUNNY,
Teach Kids to Win-win, not to Kill-Kill
Disney apologize for race-baiti... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
44

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发信人: onetiemyshoe (onetiemyshoe), 信区: Military
标 题: Fire Kimmel for Race-Baiting and Child Abuse
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 27 09:58:59 2013, 美东)
There are several reason why Kimmel has to apologize and be fired:
1. Kimmel says "we owe China 1.3 trillion dollars"
All the kids immediately knew that "1.3 trillion" is a big number, and
launched into the bloodiest and stupidest solution possible. That is a very
strong sign of ... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
45
This letter lightly and privately apologizes with an empty promise that it
would never broadcast anything that could hurt our feelings. There are
several reasons why Kimmel has to apologize for race-baiting and child
corruption and be fired:
1. Kimmel says "we owe China 1.3 trillion dollars"
All the kids immediately knew that "1.3 trillion" is a big number, and
launched into the bloodiest and stupidest solution possible. That is a very
strong sign of pre-paration and rehearsal of some kin... 阅读全帖
a***k
发帖数: 1038
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来自主题: Military版 - 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 paladin 讨论区 】
发信人: atack (小军号), 信区: paladin
标 题: 红死病 by 杰克.伦敦
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 11 07:40:15 2014, 美东)
I
The way led along upon what had once been the embankment of a railroad. But
no train had run upon it for many years. The forest on either side swelled
up the slopes of the embankment and crested across it in a green wave of
trees and bushes. The trail was as narrow as a man's body, and was no more
than a wild-animal runway.
Occasionally, a piece of rusty iron, showing through ... 阅读全帖
s*******u
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看来在人权大国,不能随便笑。。。
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http://www.npr.org/2017/07/14/537232376/judge-throws-out-conviction-of-woman-who-laughed-at-jeff-sessions
Instead of sentencing a woman to jail time for laughing during Jeff Sessions
' confirmation hearing, a D.C. judge threw out the woman's conviction and
called for a new trial.
Desiree Fairooz says her laughter during the attorney general's confirmation
hearing in January was involuntary. (She was reacting to an assertion that
Sessions treats all Americans equal... 阅读全帖
a*****1
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法庭上这种笑, 不是故意捣乱,就是故意干扰法庭
本质上 和 在法庭上当众拉屎一样。 当然应该判刑。
发信人: sanyanghu (忍者无敌之不去股票版), 信区: Military
标 题: 民主法治人权大国: 妇人因发笑而受审
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 14 19:33:56 2017, 美东)
看来在人权大国,不能随便笑。。。
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http://www.npr.org/2017/07/14/537232376/judge-throws-out-conviction-of-woman-who-laughed-at-jeff-sessions
Instead of sentencing a woman to jail time for laughing during Jeff Sessions
' confirmation hearing, a D.C. judge threw out the woman's conviction and
called for a new trial.
Desiree Fairooz says he... 阅读全帖
w***g
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来自主题: USANews版 - 民主党精英还是很厉害的
男克:
I turned red and she laughed that big laugh of hers. And I thought, well,
heck, since my cover's been blown I just went ahead and asked her to take a
walk down to the art museum.
We've been walking and talking and laughing together ever since.
事实是男克一直在不停搞女人, 然后希婆一直在帮他摆平.
可怜之人必有可恨之处, 对于希婆而言, 这句话反过来也对.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_sexual_misconduct_allegations
http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/04/clinton-sexual-assault-accuser-admires-trump/
很多人不是一开始就坏的, 而是后来慢慢变坏的. 希婆现在还是经常
laugh he... 阅读全帖
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