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f******d
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http://www.windsorstar.com/sports/Jeremy+racial+heritage+ignore
LOS ANGELES — Of all the drives, dunks and dazzling shots Jeremy Lin is
forcing upon the stars of the NBA, none of it compares to the moves he's
putting on a larger collection of everyday people.
Jeremy Lin has dribbled America into the previously quiet corner of its
casual prejudice and lazy stereotypes of Asian Americans.
The true beauty of his story is in awareness of the ugliness that has been
found there.
It's been barely two w... 阅读全帖
t*******n
发帖数: 1553
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来自主题: Basketball版 - 中国第一运动还得是足球
LOL, an abbreviation for laughing out loud, laugh out loud, or sometimes
lots of laughs, is a common element of Internet slang.
o****3
发帖数: 5100
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Published on January 19, 2011 by cybertruth in Football
What were we thinking?
Everyone laughed when Jim Tressel made his deal with the players the NCAA
suspended for the first 5 games of 2011 season for the well publicized
tattoo scandal.
It was simple, really. In exchange for agreeing to come back in 2011 to
actually serve the suspension, Quarterback Terrelle Pryor, running back
Daniel Herron, receiver DeVier Posey, left tackle Mike Adams and defensive
end Solomon Thomas were permitted to play... 阅读全帖
B****2
发帖数: 8892
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http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=dw-harvardsca
Scandal at Harvard?
The all-time coaching rogue heard the news and couldn’t decide whether to
be stunned or entertained.
“Harvard?” Jerry Tarkanian kept saying with a laugh. “Harvard’s cheating
?”
So alleges The New York Times, which Sunday unveiled one of the most
unlikely, telling and, at least to some of us, humorous potential college
basketball scandals by bringing to light a number of questionable practices
by no less than Harv... 阅读全帖
b**j
发帖数: 20742
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来自主题: NCAA版 - 这里的菠菜越来越荒唐了
to be fair, there's no "right" or "wrong" in sports betting,
if you think it's an easy pick, then just bet on the "easy"
side. i've done that many times laughing at vegas, sometimes
i laugh to the bank, but more often than not vegas gets
the last laugh
chill
p**m
发帖数: 11571
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WoodyHayes (海军少校) 于 (Wed Sep 14 21:55:56 2011, 美东) 提到:
老程是在搞笑。另外两场比赛显然是搞错了。
Auburn @ Clemson 和 Michigan State @ ND 为何和赌场的完全相反?
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Pasacat (Un printemps encore!) 于 (Wed Sep 14 22:09:38 2011, 美东) 提到:
你这不冤枉人老程吗。

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xiaok1981 (xiaokzhu) 于 (Wed Sep 14 22:11:41 2011, 美东) 提到:
真是躺着页中枪阿
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WoodyHayes (海军少校) 于 (Wed Sep 14 22:22:28 2011, ... 阅读全帖
l*****n
发帖数: 633
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来自主题: Tennis版 - 水沃拒绝和裁判握手 (转载)

a point is a point. if not sure and the overrule is wrong, they get laughed
at.
how can anyone is 100% certain? if the overrule is wrong, they get laughed
at.
if the overrule is wrong, they get laughed at.
l*****g
发帖数: 1128
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来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - 说说昨晚的痛苦SESSION
五点开始玩,买了200,输掉一百后又补了一百,然后打到快400,结果桌上一个很
Loose的女人push all in for 200 something with flush draw, FLOP上我已经RAISE
她到50了,TURN我BET她ALL IN,我FLOP THE SET,当然CALL了,结果RIVER来了FLUSH
,把我气得要命。简直就是一DONKEY,你要TURN HIT 到了再ALL IN 也就罢了,连个对
都没有,就剩一张牌的机会竟然还主动全押,在我看来简直是胡来。一下我又掉回到
100多,最后剩80多的时候,PRE-FLOP有人RAISE了,我和她都CALL了,我FLOP 了两对
,主动BET 15,她又CALL,另一人FOLD,TURN我ALL IN 50多,她又CALL,结果HIT到她
的STRAIGHT。气得俺没话说,好吧,你这么走运,这么DONKY,我倒要看看你能玩多久
。所以我又买了200,这两百我决定好好和她玩一下,最后我把我的钱从她哪里赢回来
了。
运气一下也来了,两个小时左右我的200变成了快1500,正寻思者走人的,结果来了这
手牌。我UT... 阅读全帖
g*********9
发帖数: 121
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六月的底去的奥兰多的迪斯尼。行前做了很多功课,收益很多。同时又发现对于网上推
荐的好玩的项目,大家是见仁见智。针对不同的人对好玩的理解是不一样的。
回来的飞机上,7岁的儿子给了做了这个排名。希望对要带小男孩去迪斯尼世界玩的家
庭有些参考。
所有项目中排名第一的是“Star tours” and “Jedi training”。在 Hollywood
Studio。 Jedi training 我们上午很早就去拿票,才拿到晚上6点。因为每场只能有
几个小朋友。是小朋友穿上Jedi的衣服,学习怎么用light saber。 还要和darth
vadar 打架。
排名第二的是“the laugh floor” and “Soarin”。 laugh floor是在Magic kingdom。小孩喜欢的无厘头搞笑。比如:“ Why 6 is afraid of 7
?” "Because 7 8 (ate) 9." 这个laugh floor不怎么在网上推荐榜上,小男孩给的
排名很高。“Sorin” 是在Epcot。是网上推荐的必玩项目。
其他喜欢的项目按园子来列出来。
Magic Ki... 阅读全帖
B*******a
发帖数: 4370
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来自主题: gardening版 - 【开心一笑】史记·赵红霞列传
渝州女赵红霞,家贫贱,亲零落,幼喜评书,虽不入监雍府学,然亦浅识经史,多慕
义士鸿儒,每以红拂自居,希期卫公而托,众女伴皆以为妄言。红霞操持卑业,勉以全
生,父母无能,皆赖其养,虽苦而不怨。女伴尝谏曰:“尔容貌素婉,清丽而脱俗,秀
涩而含媚,烟花虽鄙,货殖实饶,不践若青楼一梦,勿耽于陋巷终身。”红霞正色曰:
“妾虽蒙昧,然身自洁于冰雪,志不夺乎贫贱,岂效彼赁颜货肉之徒?幸勿复言!”众
以其生营非所而臆谈托大,莫不讥之。
渝州贾肖烨路偶遇之,悦其容貌,相与言,更异之。红霞亦钟情烨之风雅高义,甘
侍塌下。烨踯躅曰:“已有荆室,奈何?”红霞曰:“妾实慕公之醇厚豁达,非为财故
,苟有欲心,称魁勾栏教坊久矣。若见夫人,愿母事之。”烨遂携之归家,伪托为婢,
而红霞事妻甚笃,驷马晨行,笙歌夜宴,无不恭勤之,久而甚相能。烨乃具实以告妻,
妻拊掌而笑,遂以姊妹呼之,自是三人益相得,而红霞事妻益谨。
居数年,烨忽不悦者数日,红霞异而问之。烨曰:“吾虽从商贾之营,自忖无行奸
滑,忽近日每为北碚知府所窘,欲以财物贿之而不受,由是寡欢,中心怏怏。”红霞曰
:“然其所欲者何?”烨三缄而叹:“闻其颇好女色。”红霞曰... 阅读全帖
wh
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - Shel Silverstein与John Cash同唱父爱
上回aiyayayaya推荐光头大哥Shel Silverstein的儿童书,我看了几本,深感他的《
The Giving Tree》应该像安徒生的《海的女儿》一样作为小孩的必读书——事实也的
确如此,我家两个孩子都在幼儿园里读过并喜爱这本书,就是没给我科普一下。这棵给
从小长大的男孩不断奉献出苹果、树枝、树干直至生命最后的树桩的giving tree,在
我看来就像父母之爱。当用苹果卖钱发财失败、用树枝造房娶妻失败、用树干造船远行
失败的男孩伤痕累累地回到儿时的家园时,奄奄一息的老树唯一能提供的正是他唯一需
要的——一个容他坐下歇息的树桩。故事的展开使读者对老树同情渐增,对孩子责备渐
深,累积到此高潮时突然逆转——孩子在世上打拼也不容易,不断索取未必得到快乐,
不断奉献未必就是不幸。皱纹深深的孩子坐在带有他小时候画的心形印记的树桩上,“
and the tree was happy”。故事结束而余韵丰足,孩子和大树、还有读者的道德倾向
都在最后的顷刻达到一个平衡点,无所谓得失、好坏,只记取平安相处。
Shel Silverstein语言俭省而善心横溢,其画亦然。大树爱孩子就像伸出两只... 阅读全帖
wh
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - Shel Silverstein与John Cash同唱父爱
上回aiyayayaya推荐光头大哥Shel Silverstein的儿童书,我看了几本,深感他的《
The Giving Tree》应该像安徒生的《海的女儿》一样作为小孩的必读书——事实也的
确如此,我家两个孩子都在幼儿园里读过并喜爱这本书,就是没给我科普一下。这棵给
从小长大的男孩不断奉献出苹果、树枝、树干直至生命最后的树桩的giving tree,在
我看来就像父母之爱。当用苹果卖钱发财失败、用树枝造房娶妻失败、用树干造船远行
失败的男孩伤痕累累地回到儿时的家园时,奄奄一息的老树唯一能提供的正是他唯一需
要的——一个容他坐下歇息的树桩。故事的展开使读者对老树同情渐增,对孩子责备渐
深,累积到此高潮时突然逆转——孩子在世上打拼也不容易,不断索取未必得到快乐,
不断奉献未必就是不幸。皱纹深深的孩子坐在带有他小时候画的心形印记的树桩上,“
and the tree was happy”。故事结束而余韵丰足,孩子和大树、还有读者的道德倾向
都在最后的顷刻达到一个平衡点,无所谓得失、好坏,只记取平安相处。
Shel Silverstein语言俭省而善心横溢,其画亦然。大树爱孩子就像伸出两只... 阅读全帖
p**********3
发帖数: 307
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 诗歌短评:顾城,木心,林徽因
在我们年轻的时候,读的是这类的非常整齐的诗。现在早就已经不流行,可是偶然想起
,觉得也还可以,不是特别糟糕。:)
里尔克
Whoever now weeps somewhere in the world,
weeps without reason in the world,
weeps over me.
Whoever now laughs somewhere in the world,
laughs without reason in the night,
laughs at me.
Whoever now wanders somewhere in the world,
wanders without reason out in the world,
wanders toward me.
Whoever now dies somewhere in the world,
dies without reason in the world,
looks at me.
谁此刻在世上的某处哭,无缘无故地在世上哭,在哭我。
谁此刻在夜里的某处笑,无缘无故地在夜里笑,在笑我。
谁此刻在世上的某处走... 阅读全帖
e****s
发帖数: 258
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来自主题: Movie版 - django unchained真好
There are still rational people, nevertheless.
The worst movie I've seen since 'Soul Plane', 26 December 2012
Author: Shamontiel Vaughn from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I wanted to see this movie for two reasons: 1) I am a big music and movie
fan of Jamie Foxx. 2) I wanted to know why Nate Parker turned the movie down
and seemed so disappointed in the script when he did an interview on The
Breakfast Club.
I didn't know the movie was going to be 2 hours and 45 minutes l... 阅读全帖
e****s
发帖数: 258
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来自主题: Movie版 - django unchained真好
There are still rational people, nevertheless.
The worst movie I've seen since 'Soul Plane', 26 December 2012
Author: Shamontiel Vaughn from United States
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
I wanted to see this movie for two reasons: 1) I am a big music and movie
fan of Jamie Foxx. 2) I wanted to know why Nate Parker turned the movie down
and seemed so disappointed in the script when he did an interview on The
Breakfast Club.
I didn't know the movie was going to be 2 hours and 45 minutes l... 阅读全帖
q*****m
发帖数: 3339
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来自主题: Music版 - 【抽风翻唱】Moi Lolita
粉丝来帖歌词了。。。。。以下为转载:
:
Alizee – Moi Lolita
Please help me to understand this song correct translation. I know that this
song has an English version. Are the main text has the same meaning?
French lyrics:
Moi je m'appelle Lolita Lo ou bien Lola
Du pareil au même Moi je m'appelle Lolita
Quand je rêve aux loups C'est Lola qui saigne
Quand fourche ma langue, j'ai là un fou rire aussi fou
Qu'un phénomène Je m'appelle Lolita
Lo de vie, lo aux amours diluviennes
Moi je m'appelle Lolita Collégi... 阅读全帖
G*****e
发帖数: 2577
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ID:
glavine
歌名:
Losing My Religion (R.E.M)
翻唱说明:
R.E.M.代表作之一。。。。。捏着嗓子唱一个。。。没时间录二遍。。。。原谅我的发
音和后期制作。。。。
"losing my religion" is an expression from the southern region of the United
States that means losing one's temper or civility。 R.E.M.来自Georgia --
Deep South。 此曲曾获两个Grammy Award
歌曲链接:
曲作者:
Peter Buck
词作者:
Peter Buck
原唱:
Michael Stipe
歌词:
Oh life, it's bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much I set it up
That... 阅读全帖
l*******b
发帖数: 2586
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来自主题: PhotoGear版 - [参加活动] 铁丝的大眼睛 50/1.4G
手里一共有两只镜头,一只50/1.4接在胶片的机身上.一只50/1.8接在数码上.
因为没有灯,所以用了手电筒.光线比较黑,所以上了三角架.于是就有了这两张照片.
为了凑够字数,赋湿一手:
Through the clear and bright eyes,
I have seen though the darkest times,
Before the sunrises,
I laugh at all of you who serve the great evil for good,
I laugh because I laugh, Muhahahaha
d******a
发帖数: 32122
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NX200 dxomark分数已经和Sony的那块传感器很接近了
NX300据说比NX200强了一大截
NX300 unboxed, impression and comparing with old 20mp sensor camera
2 days ago
2 boxes - 1 for camera and 1 for case bag. thank you Samsung.
comes with Samsung Micro SD adapter card 8 GB. don't know speed but no
matter.
comes with Adobe LightRoom 4.1. support not yet available but soon this
April update from Adobe as promised. shoot jpeg for now.
comes with 18-55 lens with metal mount? MK III version.
body - look more like old rangefinder but b... 阅读全帖
l*y
发帖数: 21010
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来自主题: Rock版 - bernard sumner interview 1994
www.jonsavage.com/film
Bernard Sumner
[interview, April 1994]
Bernard onstage
Bernard Albrecht Sumner
I first met Ian at a gig at the Electric Circus. It might have been the
Anarchy tour, it might have been The Clash, or one of them punk groups. Ian
was with another lad called Ian, and they both had donkey jackets, and Ian
had “HATE” written on the back of his donkey jacket. I remember liking him
. He seemed pretty nice, but we didn’t talk to him that much. I just
remembered him. Later on, about... 阅读全帖
j****i
发帖数: 68152
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2011 Ultra-pull personality signature, very calm and use Keguan remember!
Guide words: Many people are used to write in the signature
characteristics of their own statements, but the more traditional language
has been
OUT, now for everyone to send the signature 2011 ultra-pull personality,
like Take it!
1, "I love you," the acronym "WAN" just spell "end" word. This story
tells us that if
You love someone, you're finished.
2, Zheng name: surname is high, his girlfriend surnamed Guo, p... 阅读全帖
p*********g
发帖数: 9527
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Strongest Dad in the World (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Parenting 讨论区 】
发信人: platinumegg (蛋,纯铂金的), 信区: Parenting
标 题: Strongest Dad in the World
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 25 23:34:30 2013, 美东)
Strongest Dad in the World by Rick Reilly
(The last line touches me so...Had to re-post when I saw this photo ♥)
I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay for
their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots.
But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck.
Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in
mara... 阅读全帖
a*********7
发帖数: 30080
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 尹家事
一时冲动,我也不知道会不会后悔发这一贴。
----------------------------------
这事情我本来不想掺乎。主要原因是,不少人都知道我是ocef的义工,这事情争议太大
,我如果掺乎的话,可能会把火头引到ocef身上。 次要原因是,我自己也没有捐款。
刚开始听说这事儿,是有人把贴转到leisuretime版,一个我常去的版面。当时第一反
应是想捐款。 后来一时太忙,耽误了两三天,争议已经开始,我想着先看看再说。再
后来,是觉得他们家也暂时也不是特别缺钱,而我自己这一段手头也不宽裕,就决定先
不捐了 -- 我得强调一下,如果不是自己手头不宽裕的话,我多半还是会捐,多少
是对一位坚强的母亲的支持。
为了不显得自己太虚伪,我暴露一下自己的隐私,说说为什么手头不宽裕。我自己挣的
凑合,虽然到不了湾区和纽约的贫困线,不过养活自己跟老婆还是没什么问题的。 不
过从去年10月份到目前,我跟ocef相关的支出达到了3000多美金。其中1600多是ocef纽
约分部搞的两次慈善拍卖中花的(声明一下我其实本来没想花那么多,其中有900是领
导大人一时冲动,要抢林丹签名的球拍)。 ... 阅读全帖
t******r
发帖数: 8600
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: cassfs (Onlinefangnu), 信区: Military
标 题: 华人抗议斗争ABC和烂人Jimmy方案汇总
关键字: ABC,华人抗议,Jimmy
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 25 11:01:34 2013, 美东)
发起华人抗议的好贴子总沉底,做了个SUMMARY, 大家补充,我会定期把贴子顶上来,
也请大家帮顶。感谢Texascave, Clover, DOD0, killerwei , qgyd2, helloterran,
qianhaiyan, weiqing, tsla, MrSingleton, moonflower7等ID
白宫 petition
http://1.usa.gov/1cLkbYk
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/investigate-jimmy-kimmel-kids-
table-government-shutdown-show-abc-network/tLxzbBjg
白宫 petition 3... 阅读全帖
y**8
发帖数: 3
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今天一个朋友转过来的, 很长的英文, 不知道大家有没有兴趣看看。
Jimmy Kimmel - kill everyone in China
------------------------------------------------------------------------
All of Jimmy Kimmel’s lines transcribed from the video by me
“kill everyone in China? okay that’s an interesting idea…again.”
“you’re saying build a wall in China? a huge big great kind of a wall?”
“that will never happen”
“when you owe someone money, should you pay them back”
“but then they won’t lend you money anymore”
“should this country be forced to... 阅读全帖
J**9
发帖数: 924
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来自主题: WebRadio版 - Regina Spektor - On The Radio
以前贴过她的Fidelity,昨天在电视上看了她的Live,很棒
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAhnJbGy9M&feature=fvw
This is how it works
It feels a little worse
Than when we drove our hearse
Right through that screaming crowd
While laughing up a storm
Until we were just bone
Until it got so warm
That none of us could sleep
And all the styrofoam
Began to melt away
We tried to find some worms
To aid in the decay
But none of them were home
Inside their catacomb
A million ancient bees
Began to sting our knees
While we were on ... 阅读全帖
b****d
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Scooby Snacks and The Origin of G-String
Today is the first day that I am officially back to the lab after such a
long intense “workout”. Those among you know me well must know what that
is //wink.
One of the traditions of the lab is to have lunch together, since we all
have hectic schedules filled with crazy experiments of our own, it is the
only time of the day we are able to relax and fool around a little bit
before diving back to the hectic world of science again.
The weather was warm and... 阅读全帖
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baobdd (宝贝儿) 于 (Tue Apr 3 23:14:29 2012, 美东) 提到:
Scooby Snacks and The Origin of G-String
Today is the first day that I am officially back to the lab after such a
long intense “workout”. Those among you know me well must know what that
is //wink.
One of the traditions of the lab is to have lunch together, since we all
have hectic schedules filled with crazy experiments of our own, it is the
only time of the day we are able to relax and fool around... 阅读全帖
l*y
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: ldy (大才001), 信区: Military
标 题: 毛主席论女人与中国人口问题
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jan 25 13:16:06 2014, 美东)
之前在人人网上看到有人转了一个美国外交文件数据库的链接(http://static.histor
y.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1969-76v18/d12),说这是1973年中美会谈时
的一份记录,里面有猛料,于是点击来看。。内容果然十分劲爆,而且人物形象栩栩如
生,可以当话剧来演了。在网上搜了一下,没有看到有现成的比较好的翻译,只看到有
机器翻的,所以顺便把相关的段落中英对照地翻了出来,以缅怀伟大领袖毛主席对男女
平等事业所做出的卓越贡献。
FOREIGN RELATIONS OF THE UNITED STATES, 1969–1976 VOLUME XVIII, CHINA, 1973
–1976, DOCUMENT 12
参与者:
Mao Tsetung
Chou En-lai
王海容(Wang... 阅读全帖
p*********g
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来自主题: Love版 - Strongest Dad in the World (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Parenting 讨论区 】
发信人: platinumegg (蛋,纯铂金的), 信区: Parenting
标 题: Strongest Dad in the World
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 25 23:34:30 2013, 美东)
Strongest Dad in the World by Rick Reilly
(The last line touches me so...Had to re-post when I saw this photo ♥)
I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay for
their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots.
But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck.
Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in
mara... 阅读全帖
s*******e
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来自主题: Literature版 - 沉重的时刻
再附个英文版
Solemn Hour
Whoever cries now somewhere in the world,
without reason cries in the world,
cries about me.
Whoever laughs now somewhere in the night,
without reason laughs in the night,
laughs at me.
Whoever goes now somewhere in the world,
without reason goes in the world,
comes to me.
Whoever dies now somewhere in the world,
without reason dies in the world:
looks at me.
s**********n
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来自主题: Poetry版 - 呵呵,何处相望?山边一楼
完全个人偏好,我对爱情诗不感冒,觉得它有违诗歌精神,就诉求而言上古大夏诗骚已
经足够。西人灼炙的情诗在我偶然读来好比异域奇葩,富艳惑人也莫名其妙。不过复杂
如人类那有逻辑可言[**],事中例外便有近世止于sensual层面诸篇,教我大乐,比如:
The film of night flowed round and over us,
And my eyes in the dark did your eyes meet;
I drank your breath, ah! sweet and poisonous,
And in my hands fraternal slept your feet ——
Night, like a film, flowed round and over us
出自(Charles) Baudelaire 小诗《The balcony》,全诗贯通读来我是看不出(包括本节
)看不出什么可取处,照我辈喜新厌旧,根底虚浮的说法就是少有新意。然而一道菜即
使全盘欠奉,未尝没有出色香料如此中slept in my hands的feet!另一方面,照我们
外行的浅薄想法,与... 阅读全帖
D*****r
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这句显然是针对基督徒常喊的一个口号而写在剧本里的,没有幽默感……
The General's office in a military station on the east front in Beotia.
An office table with a telephone, writing materials, official papers, etc.,
is set across the room. At the end of the table, a comfortable chair for the
General. Behind the chair, a window. Facing it at the other end of the
table, a plain wooden bench. At the side of the table, with its back to the
door, acommon chair, with a typewriter before it. Beside the door, which is
opposite the e... 阅读全帖
c**********h
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Euthyphro. Why have you left the Lyceum, Socrates? and what are you doing in
the Porch of the King Archon? Surely you cannot be concerned in a suit
before the King, like myself?
Socrates. Not in a suit, Euthyphro; impeachment is the word which the
Athenians use.
Euth. What! I suppose that some one has been prosecuting you, for I cannot
believe that you are the prosecutor of another.
Soc. Certainly not.
Euth. Then some one else has been prosecuting you?
Soc. Yes.
Euth. And who is he?
Soc. A young... 阅读全帖
C*******t
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - NASA and the Navajo
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a
Navajo reservation in Arizona for training.
One day, a Navajo elder and his son came across the space crew walking among
the rocks.
The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question.
His son translated for the NASA people: "What are these guys in the big
suits doing?"
One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon.
When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and aske... 阅读全帖
s******t
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - R.E.M. - Losing My Religion
Life is bigger
It's bigger
And you, you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
Every whisper
Of every waking hour
I'm choosing my confessions
Trying to keep a... 阅读全帖
d******y
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you memory has problem or you have a too deep prejudice
i didn't laugh under this topic (and i just double-checked and confirmed)
我一开始就不耐烦的跟你说“你可以直接申请板斧,用不着废话”
i laughed under the vegetarian topic after you answered me what your
standard of "WRONG" was, which was no standard or your inner god.
and obviously you didn't even have interest to know why i laughed, hehe.
d*****u
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来自主题: Beijing版 - 我想了想
I am not laughing...I am not laughing... I am really not laughing...
heiheihei...
a*****n
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来自主题: Cantonese版 - TVB 越狱狙击
【TVB越狱狙击】Laughing终身监禁,监狱神秘人物“林峰”引出第三季主线剧情!
Laughing之越狱追击,TVB要啪港版越狱!潜行狙击最后结局的5秒那个人是江世孝,
laughing哥入狱是为了帮孝哥越狱,然后出去后又将他拉回监狱.孝哥金刚立青系主要越
狱人物!林峰系国际贩毒集团 BOSS~这坑爹剧情已经控不住啦
LOL...
wh
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【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: wh (wh), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: Shel Silverstein与John Cash同唱父爱
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 22 14:54:22 2012, 美东)
上回aiyayayaya推荐光头大哥Shel Silverstein的儿童书,我看了几本,深感他的《
The Giving Tree》应该像安徒生的《海的女儿》一样作为小孩的必读书——事实也的
确如此,我家两个孩子都在幼儿园里读过并喜爱这本书,就是没给我科普一下。这棵给
从小长大的男孩不断奉献出苹果、树枝、树干直至生命最后的树桩的giving tree,在
我看来就像父母之爱。当用苹果卖钱发财失败、用树枝造房娶妻失败、用树干造船远行
失败的男孩伤痕累累地回到儿时的家园时,奄奄一息的老树唯一能提供的正是他唯一需
要的——一个容他坐下歇息的树桩。故事的展开使读者对老树同情渐增,对孩子责备渐
深,累积到此高潮时突然逆转——孩子在世上打拼也不容易,不断索取未必得到快乐,
不断奉献未必就是不幸。皱纹深深的孩子坐在带有他... 阅读全帖
F*******I
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来自主题: MedicalCareer版 - 随机配对研究
Game Of Love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfBgrtPbxOg
Michelle Branch
"The Game Of Love"
Tell me
Just what you want me to be
One kiss
And boom you're the only one for me
So please tell me
Why don't you come around no more?
'Cause right now
I'm crying outside the door of your candy store
It just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that
It started with a kiss
Now we're up to bat
A little bit of laughs, a little bit of pain
I'm telling you my babe
It's all in the game of
Love is
Whateve... 阅读全帖
c***z
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来自主题: Statistics版 - 弱问这个薪水水平怎么样
HR: what is the expected salary
ME: market average
HR: can you give a range?
ME: what is the range of the salary for this position?
HR: depends on your qualification
ME: I see, I am very qualified, what is the range of the salary?
HR: (laugh) ok, if I give you a range, then you will look at the upper bound
, and be disappointed if you get the lower bound.
ME: (laugh) but if I give you a range, you will give me the lower bound,
right?
HR: not necessarily so, as I said, we put everything into cons... 阅读全帖
o**********e
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来自主题: CivilSociety版 - An Open Thanksgiving Letter to Our Friends
Please help me edit and feel free to send to your local politicians and
friends who supported us this year. I think authentic Chinglish is
actually harder than English.
------------------------
Dear Friendsi and Countrymen of America,
Firstly, I ask you to pleasi pardon my Chinglishi. My Chinglishi is not
that good, and I just hope my sincerity will ring through the internet,
through the whole stack of cables, cpus and protocols.
Secondly, I ask you to kindly accept my sincerest "tank you" ... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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来自主题: _DealGroup版 - 【$】Huge Kmart Clearance Sale on Toys
Today kmart dumped a bunch of toys on clearance most are around 66% off
Good this we all have free shipping..right??
If you dont read this thread
http:// />
Kmart-Toys & Games: Star WarsSPEED STARS Lightsaber Launchers Slave 1:
http://iway.org/9636491
((Ship)) sale:2.5 old:9.99 dis:75%
Kmart-Toys & Games: UFC Basic Octagon Kmart Exclusive:
http://iway.org/9636501
((Ship|SPU)) sale:10 old:39.99 dis:75%
Kmart-Toys & Games: Star WarsSPEED STARSLightsaber Launchers V-Wing
Starfighter:
http://iwa... 阅读全帖
D******g
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,
Yes, that is stupid shit. shame. And I've told my partners as a joke.
Everyone
laughed. To laugh at the government's stupidity is a common accepted fun
here.
But.. man, do you think that kind of shit can fool me?
I don't watch CCTV's news, cause I am enough of it. Few things could be
seriously investigated.. but there are still other thing worth seeing. do
you
agree with this?
I'll tell ya, about the Beijing Olympic game, I don't care about the
ceremony... I am just fond of the Marathon... al... 阅读全帖
M*V
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 27 10:00:17 2012, 美东)
Joke: Presidential Debate 2012, Act III
10/22/2012
By Limin Wang
In the evening of October 16, 2012, at the Smack Complex of Hofstra
University on Long Island, New York, President Obama and former governor
Romney had the second finger-to-finger presidential debate. Candy Growly
tried her hardest to moderate them.
Outside the debate building, large swarms of people had decided on their own
to join the show. Some said that they wanted to bring their ow... 阅读全帖
t***h
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 这就是美国的司法
IN THE COURT OF APPEAL OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
SECOND APPELATE DISTRICT
DIVISION TWO
Wan (aka Winnie) Tin ) Case #: B222712
)
Plaintiff and Respondent, ) (Sup. Ct. No. CK71139)
v. )
Los Angeles County Superior Court )
)
In re Joshua Tin )
)
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APPELLANT’S... 阅读全帖
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