D***h 发帖数: 148 | 1 When you grow up in Alabama, you love Alabama football.
When you love Alabama football, you attend Alabama.
When you attend Alabama, you join Greek Life at Alabama.
When you join Greek Life at Alabama, you meet the head coach’s daughter.
When you meet the head coach’s daughter, you get into an argument with the
head coach’s daughter about a BamaBro.
When you get into an argument with the head coach’s daughter about a
BamaBro, you piss off a Saban.
When you piss off a Saban, you end up in the hos... 阅读全帖 |
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C**T 发帖数: 5379 | 2 艾迪:COST
歌名:爱是怀疑
翻唱说明:作为多年one ball哥粉丝,再加上末末吴的精彩表演,如不闭关修炼这首《
爱是怀疑》实在说不过去。我太喜欢这种很Diao的很迷失很疯狂很无厘头的歌了!为此
,小扣我闭门修炼一周,前后录了不下二十回,终成正果。而且为了让大伙领会这首歌
的精神,我把翻唱配上原版MV,相信能表达的更充分。
特意感谢爱唱姐姐给我的精心指导,前前后后做了三个版本,细节抠到了个别的字的气
息运用,终于最后一个版本姐姐亮绿灯了,哈哈哈哈。。。
版主给发个双簧大包子吧,做MV不容易哈!
链接:
歌名: 愛是懷疑
作曲: 陳奐仁
編曲: 陳奐仁
填詞: 陳奐仁
歌詞:
yo
yo i got somethin' to say
you know sometimes
when you get all pissed at me
when you're like not talking to me
well
sometimes love is just a game
just like anything else
you gotta know what you want
and th... 阅读全帖 |
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l*y 发帖数: 21010 | 3 www.jonsavage.com/film
Bernard Sumner
[interview, April 1994]
Bernard onstage
Bernard Albrecht Sumner
I first met Ian at a gig at the Electric Circus. It might have been the
Anarchy tour, it might have been The Clash, or one of them punk groups. Ian
was with another lad called Ian, and they both had donkey jackets, and Ian
had “HATE” written on the back of his donkey jacket. I remember liking him
. He seemed pretty nice, but we didn’t talk to him that much. I just
remembered him. Later on, about... 阅读全帖 |
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n*******1 发帖数: 1339 | 4 All guys want sex.
Some Chinese guys will get pissed if they get rejected for a while, and
start to pressure you, blame you, or act immature.
American guys will either choose to try harder, wait or simply leave you
alone.
It all comes down to respect. Hey, if the woman doesn't feel like it, deal
with it. Stay or leave, whatever you like. Just take things easy. Nobody
wants to be coerced into sex. Why ruin everything by disrespecting and
pissing her off?
LZ here was obviously so pissed off that s |
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t*******n 发帖数: 2319 | 5 People here are not here for agreements, but for fun. They make fun by
pissing others off, or by being pissed off. Anyway, no pissing off, no fun.
agreements |
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b*****a 发帖数: 14583 | 6 nigger 也能说
根据已故人民艺术家 George Carlin 的总结,不能说的是
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
事实上 piss 放到 piss off 里面也是可以的,tits 偶尔也可以,law and order 讲
mel
gibson 那一集就出现了 "sugar tits" |
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x**********s 发帖数: 6296 | 7 真tmd不想干了!
累死累活不说,还毫无成就感。piss off, piss off, piss off
真羡慕不用上班在家带娃的女人 |
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M*****t 发帖数: 26706 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 Arizona 讨论区 】
发信人: sailors (The last dance at New Jersey), 信区: Arizona
标 题: 有人想收养我家超级可爱乖巧的小吉娃娃公狗吗?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 4 13:10:41 2011, 美东)
因为和老婆计划要小孩,得知宠物猫狗对胎儿发育有很大的风险,所以不得不考虑放弃
我养了3年半的纯
种小吉娃娃公狗。希望在这里能给他找一个有爱心,能给他温暖的新家。
小狗生于2007年8月中旬,纯种小公狗,有血统证书。当时买的时候花了350$,在他大
概两岁的时候去
给他做了绝育手术。现在大概7到8磅,黄色的毛,脖子和四肢是白色的。估计现在的价
格怎么也在
1000$左右了吧。
小狗超级可爱乖巧,绝对是吉娃娃中的极品。不吵不闹,绝对不bark,对任何人都很好
。小狗习惯养的
很好,从来不在家里拉撒。我在阳台上给他铺了一个pissing pad,他每天早上起来就
会主动地跑到阳
台上的pissing pad上撒尿,拉屎。如果不在阳台上的pissing pad上拉撒,他也会在每
天早晚带... 阅读全帖 |
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j***k 发帖数: 2719 | 9 granny uncle - yesterday, I didn;t know why you were pissed at me, so I went
your way and gave you what you wanted/expected to hear to keep the flame
burning.. That was the only way I could find out why you were so pissed.
I just had to satisfy my own curiosity..
now i know that what you were really pissed about was not because of Japan but because I got a new car, I am happy now... Sorry, I had this craving and thirst for what was really going on in granny uncle's mind, just had to make sure t... 阅读全帖 |
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M*P 发帖数: 6456 | 10 Just to be on the same page, here is the original post of Linus
From: Linus Torvalds linux-foundation.org>
Subject: Re: [RFC] Convert builin-mailinfo.c to use The Better String
Library.
Newsgroups: gmane.comp.version-control.git
Date: 2007-09-06 17:50:28 GMT (3 years, 27 weeks, 1 day, 17 hours and 5
minutes ago)
On Wed, 5 Sep 2007, Dmitry Kakurin wrote:
>
> When I first looked at Git source code two things struck me as odd:
> 1. Pure C as opposed to C++. No idea why. Please don't ... 阅读全帖 |
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x*****u 发帖数: 3419 | 11 http://thread.gmane.org/gmane.comp.version-control.git/57643/fo
From: Linus Torvalds linux-foundation.org>
Subject: Re: [RFC] Convert builin-mailinfo.c to use The Better String
Library.
Newsgroups: gmane.comp.version-control.git
Date: 2007-09-06 17:50:28 GMT (3 years, 38 weeks, 3 hours and 54 minutes ago)
On Wed, 5 Sep 2007, Dmitry Kakurin wrote:
>
> When I first looked at Git source code two things struck me as odd:
> 1. Pure C as opposed to C++. No idea why. Please don't talk ab... 阅读全帖 |
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x*****u 发帖数: 3419 | 12 http://thread.gmane.org/gmane.comp.version-control.git/57643/fo
From: Linus Torvalds linux-foundation.org>
Subject: Re: [RFC] Convert builin-mailinfo.c to use The Better String
Library.
Newsgroups: gmane.comp.version-control.git
Date: 2007-09-06 17:50:28 GMT (3 years, 38 weeks, 3 hours and 54 minutes ago)
On Wed, 5 Sep 2007, Dmitry Kakurin wrote:
>
> When I first looked at Git source code two things struck me as odd:
> 1. Pure C as opposed to C++. No idea why. Please don't talk ab... 阅读全帖 |
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g*******a 发帖数: 1383 | 13 hehe yeah right i'll squash you like a little bug, kid
i was just making fun of porn movies, what you get all pissed off for
well, get pissed, i like to piss people like you off anyways, hiehiehie
than
as
Koop.
leaving
there
spouses |
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e****u 发帖数: 1 | 14 here is the blog link,
http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/03/dalai-lama-is-bugging-shit-out-of-me.html
Apple CEO Steve Jobs's pissed off Dalai Lama, very funny.
zt:
The Dalai Lama is bugging the shit out of me lately
Honestly, this guy kills me. See, we used to be really close friends, I mean
like super tight, and he was
totally stoked when we wanted to use him in our ads. Then ten years ago he
got all pissed off because
we pulled his image from ads we were running in Asia because we didn't want |
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d********o 发帖数: 1738 | 15 Boddy in Seinfield enjoy to piss on Sofa also!
So comfortable, so happy, so pissing! |
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a****d 发帖数: 3964 | 16 如果Nobel piss prize is shit , 那我们中国也就是个shit
发信人: catking2003 (catking), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 中国的骄傲 庆祝晓波荣获Nobel Peace Prize
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 10 02:34:28 2010, 美东)
Nobel piss prize is shit and anyone get this shit smells like shit. The end. |
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o****o 发帖数: 8077 | 17 for ur convenience:
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..Princeton Brews Trouble for Us 1 Percenters: Michael Lewis
By Michael Lewis | Bloomberg – 20 hours ago
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Share7EmailPrint......
To: The Upper Ones, From: The Strategy Committee, Re: The Alarming Behavior
of College Students
The committee has been reconvened in haste to respond to a disturbing new
trend: the uprisings by students on elite college campuses.
Across the Ivy League the you... 阅读全帖 |
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W*******n 发帖数: 4140 | 18 Maybe it stands for "pissing man"? That can not happen, man. Wake up from
the shit daydream, man. You are pissing everywhere! |
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t****x 发帖数: 9441 | 19 piss me off, piss your mouth |
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r****s 发帖数: 1025 | 20 阿三把自己玩成了check mate的局面,从2000年开始,也就几年的时间,真尼玛神奇。
三哥为了在西方世界混口饭吃,拼命反中,也就是十几年时间,现在任何吹捧阿三的文
章,都会piss off老中。因为只要阿三一开吹,无数的轮子港台独就蜂拥而上,就像星
宿老仙的丝竹乐队一样。
好嘛,现在中国GDP世界第一了,阿三现在要想在中国找饭吃了。最明显的就是这货,
在三怂混得不好,三怂自己也够淫荡,只好到中国的手机公司找饭吃。但是你想在中国
找饭吃,还就不能不吹。但是你一吹,就piss off老中。老中就是阿三们未来的新
master。所以阿三们就会惹火新的master。那就没法混饭吃。
check mate。 |
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r****s 发帖数: 1025 | 21 阿三把自己玩成了check mate的局面,从2000年开始,也就几年的时间,真尼玛神奇。
三哥为了在西方世界混口饭吃,拼命反中,也就是十几年时间,现在任何吹捧阿三的文
章,都会piss off老中。因为只要阿三一开吹,无数的轮子港台独就蜂拥而上,就像星
宿老仙的丝竹乐队一样。
好嘛,现在中国GDP世界第一了,阿三现在要想在中国找饭吃了。最明显的就是这货,
在三怂混得不好,三怂自己也够淫荡,只好到中国的手机公司找饭吃。但是你想在中国
找饭吃,还就不能不吹。但是你一吹,就piss off老中。老中就是阿三们未来的新
master。所以阿三们就会惹火新的master。那就没法混饭吃。
check mate。 |
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r****s 发帖数: 1025 | 22 阿三把自己玩成了check mate的局面,从2000年开始,也就几年的时间,真尼玛神奇。
三哥为了在西方世界混口饭吃,拼命反中,也就是十几年时间,现在任何吹捧阿三的文
章,都会piss off老中。因为只要阿三一开吹,无数的轮子港台独就蜂拥而上,就像星
宿老仙的丝竹乐队一样。
好嘛,现在中国GDP世界第一了,阿三现在要想在中国找饭吃了。最明显的就是这货,
在三怂混得不好,三怂自己也够淫荡,只好到中国的手机公司找饭吃。但是你想在中国
找饭吃,还就不能不吹。但是你一吹,就piss off老中。老中就是阿三们未来的新
master。所以阿三们就会惹火新的master。那就没法混饭吃。
check mate。 |
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s*****r 发帖数: 43070 | 23 不需要发执照就等于piss off了工商局的那些个孙子,孙子们没有吃拿卡要的机会,心
里面岂能好受
马云的淘宝piss off了不少大盖帽衙门,没机会欺压百姓和小商户,利益受损
这次纠纷就是大盖帽们发泄对特权丧失的不满 |
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k**********4 发帖数: 16092 | 24 why are you pissed? he is right, he has
the authority and discretion to make
the decision.
He should be pissed because you are implying
you know better than him just becuase you've
been to a few places. |
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s******7 发帖数: 446 | 25 http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-19838.html
JoshsGirl2003
07-16-2003, 02:17 PM
My guy is also just a little white boy, and he made it threw 8 months in a
med-max without any problems. I would say tell him just not to piss anyone
off and to make some friends fast. As long as he isn't going in for anything
sick, like child molestation or something like rape he should be ok. My guy
told me the people they rape in their are mostly child molestors and
rapists.
MRSLMW
07-16-2003, 0... 阅读全帖 |
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m*******e 发帖数: 1598 | 26 BY TINA AMIRTHA8 MINUTE READ
This story contains interviews with Christian Kästner, assistant
professor at Carnegie Mellon University; Amy Hirotaka, state policy and
advocacy manager at Code.org; and Janet Siegmund, researcher at the
University of Passau.
In order to expose more students to computer science, 17 states have passed
legislation to create basic math and science requirements in the curriculum,
rather than count them as electives. But lawmakers in Texas have made
computer program... 阅读全帖 |
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f******o 发帖数: 102 | 27 请问你是怎么得出刘300死比胡耀邦死更大事件呢? 就是因为piss prize? 也就你们
傻逼老将看得起这个所谓的Piss prize |
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b********n 发帖数: 38600 | 28 I am so totally pissed these ******* Hong Kong morons with the IQ of ants.
So ******* blind and easily manipulated by the US.
So pissed, I am off to listen to some Mozart. |
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d**********0 发帖数: 13081 | 29 发信人: dingding2000 (东方), 信区: Military2
标 题: Re: 仁川登陆
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 17 14:16:05 2014, 美东)
嘿。。 你算啥?
卡桑虽然一股臭日本骚味, 但俺又不是政治家, 管这些做啥? 他对于军事资料熟悉
的很, 象这随便贴的一些图片, 他居然马上能读出具体的型号年代, 这你能做得到
么? 象这种B29 支援西藏战役, 这里谁知道?
何况, 俺又不是没有脑子跟他。 这里他瞎扯毛子给400架b29, 俺马上就觉得不对劲,
为啥? 这事缺common sense.
俺跟他学习了不少东西。而且这些东西并不是普通google就能得到的。 这是事实。
你到处piss, 而且是不过脑子的piss. 俺根本不屑于跟你说话。 |
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d**********0 发帖数: 13081 | 30 嘿。。 你算啥?
卡桑虽然一股臭日本骚味, 但俺又不是政治家, 管这些做啥? 他对于军事资料熟悉
的很, 象这随便贴的一些图片, 他居然马上能读出具体的型号年代, 这你能做得到
么? 象这种B29 支援西藏战役, 这里谁知道?
何况, 俺又不是没有脑子跟他。 这里他瞎扯毛子给400架b29, 俺马上就觉得不对劲,
为啥? 这事缺common sense.
俺跟他学习了不少东西。而且这些东西并不是普通google就能得到的。 这是事实。
你到处piss, 而且是不过脑子的piss. 俺根本不屑于跟你说话。 |
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f****y 发帖数: 7425 | 31 哎呀,你小心肝又被摧残了
拜师将军才几天啊?这就敢造你师傅的反了?
卷你为了你成长
跟丘处机还没学几天了,就看上郝大通了。我看过两天来个赵致敬都能把你迷个神魂颠
倒。
还google呢?狗出来的东西跟你想的不一样,立马觉得google不靠谱了。这点精神是做
不了学问的?
不是别人piss你,是你只配被piss。
图4什么价位,毛子一年图4产能多少?这都是在容易不过查到的数据。还送400架?就
这还要‘您的数据来源是哪里?’‘向你的资料学习’,笑扑街了。 |
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m******t 发帖数: 2416 | 32 I suspect that by now the Democrats aren't really hoping to eventually pass
anything meaningful. They are just putting up a "look how hard we are
fighting for what we promised" show for the mid-term elections.
And exactly because of the mid-term elections, they aren't going to
actually risk pissing off the independent voters, who according to
the polls and this year's state elections are already getting pissed and
leaning the other way.
inactio
节前 |
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m****s 发帖数: 8992 | 33 in Trump states, lots of dems and unregistered(together we call them the "
pissed off group", or POG) vote for Trump.
in Cruz states, only gops are voting for gops. the POG cannot vote for GOP.
so they cannot vote for trump (That's why Cruz wins). They vote for sanders.
because POG is pissed off at (Jeb, Ted, Kasick, ....zeroBama,..all the way
down to Clinton) |
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E*********o 发帖数: 5965 | 34 Sounds like I pissed you off, more piss in your mouth? free of charge, FREE!
FREE! FREE! |
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d********9 发帖数: 3927 | 35 Antwan Legacy Carter feeling pissed off
I WAS finally coming to grips with the stupidity of America. But then some
off the wall stuff happened that pissed me right back off.
So I am downtown and a group of white dudes are looking at a woman wearing a
dress standing alone minding her business. We all get on the subway. When
she walks past the group, one of the men yells grab her by the pussy. One of
the dudes literally then tried to touch the woman inappropriately. The
woman yelled and the guys l... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 36 感谢楼上诸位提供看法。
网上查查,你会看到 war of words, verbal battle, saliva war 这些翻译的建议。
都没有错,但我以为任何使用 war 或 battle 的翻译,都不如使用 fight 这个字。前
者虽然指出了冲突对抗的本质,但缺少了你死我活鲜血淋漓的那种激烈的味道。
由此,于是想到了 piss fight 或 spit fight 两种翻译法。网上一查,piss fight
似乎是个满髒的事情,不是口水战的意思。而 spit fight 不是现成的词,似乎没人在
用,如果真是如此,我以为 spit fight 比较好。
Anyway,未来四年,我们会看到类似的 expression 天天在用。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 37 Time Warner Shareholders PISSED Over CNN Bias
Mr. Bewkes, we have urged you many times to make CNN more objective. You
have admitted to us in 2014 the need for more balance. We praised you last
year after CNN President Jeffrey Zucker also acknowledged this and acted on
the need for more diverse views. But bias is apparently worse than ever. As
shareholders, we are concerned about the repetitional risk to our investment
in Time Warner as CNN appears to be a key player in the war against the
Trump... 阅读全帖 |
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u******n 发帖数: 552 | 38 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: Andreas (老中在美国,10年就变joke), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 遇到美式钓鱼执法,提醒大家小心
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 18 12:48:39 2011, 美东)
昨天(周四)上午11点左右的事儿,Baltimore I-83包在 695以内那一段
从695上83往南朝downtown开,一上83就看见好几个条子pull了人
全是那种便衣警车,警灯在里面的那种
其实我感觉当时整体车速并不快,限速55,大家也就在60多一点上排着队开
我心里就奇怪,怎么这样还能pull人
结果过了一小会儿,I-83上有一小段4车道的那里
一辆白色Ford Crown Victoria挤到我后面,非常近的跟着我开,逼着我加速
我心里就直纳闷,心说没看那么多条子,你丫想干嘛啊?
再说了最左道不是空着呢么?想飚车怎么不去外面飙?
踩了几脚刹车,后面那车依然紧随,我就火了,换到最右道
结果那车居然跟到最右道继续紧随
当时我很pissed off,这么挑衅的来了美国真是只见到过一两次
但是考虑到条... 阅读全帖 |
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g********d 发帖数: 19244 | 39 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
xilinxzhao (xilinx_zhao) 于 (Sun Jun 9 00:25:38 2013, 美东) 提到:
今天去大坝,途中一段高速双向各只有一条lan,我按照限速55开,后面一个红色
pickup,跟了我很久,而且逼的很近,然后突然窜到对面lan超过我,然后cut in时候,
挂了我的左前bumper。然后我鸣笛,他不停,我一直鸣笛追,同时我老丈人在车中用录
像机录像,一直下了高速到一个红灯右拐,他才停,我停到他左面并排,我说你挂了我
的车,而且hit and run,我要打911,那个白猪说他不知道,然后继续开,我继续鸣笛
追,全马路都看我,后来他pulled over了,我下车说怎办?他说他不管,我说我打911
,我已经记下你的牌照了,而且我有录像。他说你打吧,他就开车走了。我打了911,
警察来了,说证据不好办。然后带我找到那个家伙的家,交换保险信息。那家伙很不合作
,警察让我呆在我车里,警察去跟他勾兑。我听见那白猪说,“每次都是我们白人付账
”。 后来警察过来跟我说,”那... 阅读全帖 |
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n*****2 发帖数: 1432 | 40 最后一个视频的一个comment:
I own a Subaru with Eye Sight, and while it is a great feature It's
constant beeping has really pissed me off to the point that I am selling
mine only after 4 months of owning it. There is no way to disable the
beeping completely, and while yes the fact that if the the beeping has
pissed me off so much must mean I am a bad driver, be that as it may it
should employ a less annoying method of alerting the driver. |
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D***0 发帖数: 5214 | 41 不要急。托黑本都是个人恩怨。只是有时候撸偏了射旁人一身。擦干净别掺合就得了。
所谓你参加piss contest的结果就是被一直pissed on。
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c**********0 发帖数: 288 | 42
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one collection agency messed up my credit for two small bill, I was so
pissed that i got a lawyer specializing in FDCPA laws sue the collection
agency, i can't say how much they end up paying me, but i am very happy with
result. If the collection agency really piss you off, read this
http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/edu/pubs/consumer/credit/cre27.pdf
If they make any mistake, you can sue them and collect up to $1000 in
statutory damages each violation, read debtorboards.com for more info on ... 阅读全帖 |
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r********e 发帖数: 966 | 43 尤其是男孩子。我认识相当一些ABC。到了大家交男女朋友的阶段,男孩子就会很pisse
d off,因为abc女们很多,如果不是绝大多数,会去交往白男。这时候abc男会非常的e
mbarrassed和pissed off。我一个朋友跟我讲过一个事,说她高中的时候班上亚裔不多
,然后她交了一个白人男朋友,班上有个abc男的母亲就很不忿的打电话给她母亲说你女
儿怎么可以放着班上的abc男不要去交往白男呢,呵呵。
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X***P 发帖数: 3230 | 44 别看一个个现在因为潜意识里有外F的倾向而打着女权的旗号帮外F辩护。
我有好些个abc朋友,里面有些是女的,熟了有时候就什么都聊。她们跟我说abc男生特
别恨abc女生叫外国男朋友,一个个pissed off不行,因为他们找不到女朋友 (别跟我
来说个例说某某abc男生找了个白女,我知道肯定有大妈试图这么举例的),其中有个
女生跟我说她有个朋友的姐姐在一个杂志工作,好像有个什么杂志的论坛,里面经常有
被Pissed off的abc男破口大骂外F。还有个更好玩的,有个abc女生高中的时候在中部
某个中学上学,那个学校华人很少,她们班就两个,她和一个abc男生,那个abc男生想
追她她没答应,然后她跟一个白人date了,然后那个abc男生的妈妈在开家长会的时候
很愤愤不平的跟我那朋友的妈妈质问说你女儿怎么可以不找华人找老外呢。我听到的时
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X***P 发帖数: 3230 | 45 就华人那体质,进了大学玩football,你怎么说话跟做梦一样。
周围同学都在谈恋爱,在泡妞,就你没人理,你说你急不急,pissed off不pissed off
,会不会特别frustrated,当妈的看在眼里急不急。
好消息就是有一部分abc女在高中大学跟白人玩腻后开始比较现实,想找赚钱能力相对
好的男生结婚,这种时候abc男跟白人肌肉男比起来就有点优势了。我认识那姐们就是。 |
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s***d 发帖数: 15421 | 46 its normal i do it and so does my gf we piss together in the shower i dont
see how its weird the shower its going down the drain now if u was to take a
s h i t thats weird but not pissing
美国人更强!!! |
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K**W 发帖数: 6346 | 47 If ANY of these men respond as though they've never done it, they are just
afraid to admit it. A girl might not think to piss in the shower because she
doesnt want to pee on herself, but a guy can aim at the drain hole. If you
are in a rush, taking a shower, and you really have to piss, you figure
shortcuts out. |
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