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K****D
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来自主题: Movie版 - Dinner for Schmucks
The 40 year old virgin is getting funnier and funnier. Also the
Vegas genius too.
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/dinner-for-schmucks/trailer
K****D
发帖数: 30533
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来自主题: Movie版 - Dinner for Schmucks
The results:
Dinner for Schmucks, $23,527,839, my accuracy 94%, derby average
accuracy 100% (LOL).
Charlie: $12,381,585, my accuracy 79%, derby average accuracy 85%.
Cats & dogs: $12,279,363, my accuracy 94%, derby average accuracy
49%.
Not bad, beat derby average again.
w*******y
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Paramount:
http://www.paramount.com/PHE/newsletter/dfs/
is offering a $5 printable coupon for Dinner for Schmucks. Coupon is valid
till Jan 31st.
D******e
发帖数: 1085
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 大家教我几句英语骂人的话。
shmuck idiot putz asshole jerk schmuck moron penis dick douchebag dumbass
retard loser fuck shlock dickhead shmucking smuck fool stupid dipshit sficoc
spock shlomm fag nap shottom wanker useless sex chill jackass shlong
shmucko schmucking butt twat shlemiel redneck
k****a
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纽约人常讲的schmuck何如?相当贴切。
Schmuck or shmuck in American English is a pejorative meaning one who
stupid or foolish; or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person. The
word entered English from Yiddish, where it has similar pejorative meanings,
but its original meaning in Yiddish is penis.
I*****y
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来自主题: Law版 - patent agent job sucks?
just bumped into a forum talking about patent agent positions that involved
many patent agents discussion. One of the posts quoted:
I approached IP toward ends related to yours. I can say that I've satisfied
most of my goals ... except for any sense of stability or pride.
Despite any comments regarding turning the knife, I am quite satisfied with
the money I make. And I don't work long hours. Hell I have to beg to stay bu
sy. The easiest thing for me to do at my current employment is to fall out... 阅读全帖
b********n
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It sounds to me like the higher up's in his department told him to apologize
. This has reflected very bad on the Harvard Law school, all over $4. I am
sure this schmuck will be quietly told to leave after this all blows over.
l****p
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http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/02/26/hillary-clintons-speech-
以下是希拉里首次到高盛的演讲,泄露版,2013年6月4日。另外两个演讲也传言是流通
中等待出版。这是完整记录。克林顿国务卿收到22.5万美元,因为这一讲话。讲话还没
有得到证实或认证。
克林顿:谢谢。非常感谢。非常感谢你,劳埃德[布兰克费恩],并感谢大家在高盛今天
欢迎我。我很高兴能够回到朋友,同事,合作者,支持者,志趣相投者之间。
请允许我开门见山的说话。你知道,在过去的几个月中,已经出现了越来越流行的关注
,说我们的经济仍不能给广大美国人提供益处。这“提供”其实只是不是他们觉得应该
的方式。你们所对话的大多数美国人,都有民粹主义的论调,声称经济复苏的好处仅仅
停留在那些在社会最顶部的人,你们这些人其实过的太美好了。
(笑声)
但我们知道,屁民们对他们的未来的希望 - 比如上学,就业,食品,服装-所有这些小
事不可能没有你们的领导和创新。自从梅迪西斯时代,甚至更早,在第一个股份制公司
在跨大西洋奴隶贸易的融资的时候,我们知道,金融和银行业是真正的力量促使我们... 阅读全帖
x****6
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湖南:屌屌,屌脐根
广东白话:「屌」(𨶙)、「鳩」(𨳊、尻、九)「撚」
英语:
Adolph
Albino Cave Dweller
baby-arm
baby-maker
baloney pony
beaver basher
beef whistle
bell on a pole
bishop
Bob Dole
boomstick
braciole
bratwurst
burrito
candle
choad
chopper
chub
chubby
cock
cranny axe
cum gun
custard launcher
dagger
deep-V diver
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dink
dipstick
disco stick
dog head
dong
donger
dork
dragon
drum stick
dude piston
Easy Rider
eggroll
Excalibur
fang
ferret
fire hose
flesh flute
flesh tower
froto
fuc... 阅读全帖
b*********3
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来自主题: Military版 - "We Made Mistakes": Boeing CEO
"We Made Mistakes"
No, you didn't make mistakes. You made negligent decisions, pissed all over
the safety regulatory process, ended lives and fucked your business for some
short-term corporate greed.
No, you done fucked up buddy, and your whole shitty company is paying the
price now that you've got ZERO trust factor with airlines, governments, and
the general population, and that you can't sell any of your ******* aircraft.
Enjoy it schmuck! You've earned it!
r*****y
发帖数: 53800
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这里有一个亲身参加了TF dog的老兵的回忆,也说tf dog仅有一个步兵营一个炮兵营和
其他一些零散单位组成。最后说了tf dog仅是一个small force, casualty rate也很
low.
http://www3.ausa.org/webpub/DeptArmyMagazine.nsf/byid/CCRN-6CCS4T
I later learned that a task force was being formed to assist in extricating
the 1st Marine Division from the Chinese trap. TF Dog, as it was designated,
was to be commanded by Brig. Gen. Armistead D. Mead, the assistant
commander of our division. The major combat elements of TF Dog were our
battalion and the 92nd Armored Field A... 阅读全帖
l****z
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来自主题: USANews版 - Ignorance Is No Excuse
Posted by Jay Tea
Published: January 20, 2011 - 7:00 AM
President Obama, we are told, is exceptionally intelligent. Harvard Law
School (salutatorian of his class), president of Harvard Law Review, and
about a dozen years teaching Constitutional law. If there's one subject he
should be intimately familiar with, it's the United States Constitution.
Which is why he, of any other president we have ever had, has no excuse for
trying to pull crap like this.
A quick recap: the crux of this whole mess i... 阅读全帖
l******a
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来自主题: USANews版 - 欧巴马已经输了

Odumba has proven he is not only the lowest presidency, but also a low-ball
Damnocrap ever.
We can say for sure, with all the hypes he rode along into the White House
2009 and relentless support of mass media orchestrated within the protocol
of Affirmative Action&Political Correctness& Racialism, he had been given
the most chance and power one can expect for a new presidency. The resources
, both political and financial, and those "smart people" who were encouraged
to surround him once he's pu... 阅读全帖
l****z
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Hank Johnson (D-umbass): We Need a Constitutional Amendment to Control ‘So-
Called’ Free Speech
by Jammie
Actually, we need a constitutional amendment requiring an IQ of at least 70
to run for office. Remember, this is the same schmuck who thought Guam could
tip over.
Now he wants to rid of of pesky “so-called” free speech.
A Democratic representative is calling for an amendment to the United
States Constitution that would allow for some legislative restriction of
freedom of speech.
“We ... 阅读全帖
l****z
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Cuomo Dismisses Gun Owners as “Extreme Fringe Conservatives”
by Jammie
Not only does he unconstitutionally deny your rights as a gun owner, but he
has to make sure to insult you while he’s at it. Way to reach out to the
other side, Andy.
Key measures of New York’s tough new gun law are set to kick in, with
owners of guns now reclassified as assault weapons required to register the
firearms and new limits on the number of bullets allowed in magazines.
As the new provisions take effect Mon... 阅读全帖
l****z
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by Jammie
Yes, those Republicans sure are crazy to try and defund this mess, huh?
These are some of the reasons why CNNMoney readers say they’ll opt to
pay a penalty for not having health insurance in 2014, rather than sign up
for a policy in the state-based exchanges or through their companies.
“I would love to have insurance, but we just don’t have the money,”
said Sandra Czop, 58, of Bloomingdale, Ill. “We need that $100 to put food
on the table. We have no money to put gas in the car... 阅读全帖
l****z
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Flailing de Blasio On the Run: “I’ve never been against charter schools”
by Jammie via Jammie Wearing Fools
This pathetic schmuck vowed to do away with charter schools since he’s in
the back pocket of the teacher’s unions. But a funny thing happened on his
way to steamrolling them: The public is fighting back. Two months into his
term he’s down in Obamaville approval-wise, is being called Oblasio and is
now even getting hammered on MSNBC.
Mayor Bill de Blasio spent nearly half an hour this m... 阅读全帖
l******r
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来自主题: USANews版 - 听trump演讲学了不少新词
刚才说结巴是 schlub ,以前说过Kerry是 schmuck, 当然还有著名的 schlong, 应该都
是纽约劳动人民的说辞。trump 真是blue collar billionaire.
n**********n
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来自主题: USANews版 - Trump主席语录
Trump主席语录,我来注释一下前三条。
You can't be scared. You do your thing, you hold your ground, you stand up
tall, and whatever happens, happens. (我看版上很多人患得患失,TRUMP作为当事
人,镇定得很。)
Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. (从IOWA结果
,迅速学会了Ground Game)
Without passion, you don't have any energy, and without energy, you simply
have nothing. (不断演讲,不断的发帖,不断的辩论,高能量。)
Do not spend too much time planning or trying to anticipate and solve
problems before they happen. That is just another kind of ex... 阅读全帖
b*********3
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Cenk Uygur vs Dinesh D'Souza at Politicon 2016 FULL DEBATE
In a recent debate between Dinesh and Cenk Unger, Cenk says " No one goes to
see your movies anyway. "
More than two million people watch the trailer, so guess what Cenk you
schmuck, alot of people will see the feature film.
a****l
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Kind of too long... So just save here for future reference.
====================
There are three key findings to emerge from yesterday's dump of leaked DNC
emails released by Wikileaks:
There had been a plot designed to smear Bernie Sanders and to hand the
Democratic nomination to Hillary on a silver platter
There has been repeated collusion between the DNC and the media
There has been questionable fundraising for both Hillary Clinton and the DNC
First, a quick recap for those who missed the ori... 阅读全帖
i**********k
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Soros is in fear for his life. He fears a Trump swamp draining
Administration. He's pushing all his useful idiots, including Hillary, to do
something. They call it the "purple revolution". And these pesky little
evil communist schmucks won't go away easily.
t*********r
发帖数: 2558
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来自主题: Automobile版 - 柴油都和regular一个价了
可是仍然无法改变一年中绝大多数时间柴油都便宜。
kosher schmuck
M***y
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v****e
发帖数: 19471
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来自主题: Stock版 - 越来越觉得巴菲特讲得对
A good business should be easy to run and makes average people look like gen
iuses. On the contrary, a bad business makes smart people who try to run it
well look like schmucks.
d*****d
发帖数: 10658
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【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: desmond (葱油饼), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 【影】炒股如毒瘾,人生似幻梦:《华尔街之狼》观后感(有剧透)(8.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 9 23:06:25 2014, 美东)
前几天去看了马丁斯科塞斯的新片《华尔街之狼》(The Wolf of Wall Street,2013
),看完一遍欲罢不能,换了一个更大更好的电影院又看了第二遍。我想如果能有时间
再看第三遍的话,我还是会去看的。评分8.5/10
虽然电影片长三个小时,但一点都不觉得慢。情节推动张弛有序,对话妙趣横生,剪接
凌厉准确,人物性格个个鲜明。女主角是一个澳洲模特,没演过几部电影。但却是近几
年来看电影最让人感到惊艳漂亮的,而且演出极为大胆奔放,看她就觉得值回票价,其
他的都是free ride。(附图一张)
电影的主题就是“瘾”,炒股有股瘾,吸毒有毒瘾,泡bbs有网瘾,人生的各种追求荣
华富贵功名利禄都是瘾,染上了就很难戒。人生只是从一种瘾换到另一种瘾的不断循环
,恐怕只有神仙才能逃出这个怪圈。男... 阅读全帖
g**y
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It was YOUR fault but you felt "恼怒" and called CBP officer "变态"??
What a schmuck you are!
S**********n
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来自主题: Boston版 - 买地建房
Did a little bit research in this topic recently. Local builders are so
spoiled, they thought you are a schmuck and they could ask any number they
want.
Curret trend in industry for small builders, not sure about Boston area, is
modular home. Notice that modular is neither mobile, nor manufactued house.
They have different meannings, blame this on the complexity of English.
Judging from the materials I could see, modular house is superior to the
house built on your site, which is also called... 阅读全帖
v****e
发帖数: 19471
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 感恩节单身男女纽约聚会 (转载)
do what wendy deng did: find a semi-rich schmuck to get you into that circle
at his expenses, then find a really rich guy to marry.
v****e
发帖数: 19471
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 卖车-2010 Lexus RX350
private party is always better, cuz there are always schmucks with $$$ out t
here...
c********a
发帖数: 2829
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 洛杉矶使馆的电话,打不通啊
有次有个工作人员一不小心接了电话, 告诉我朋友去上网查。
朋友带齐了网上要求的材料, 结果被告知材料不全,
说是刚改了规定, 还埋怨我朋友事先不打个电话咨询一下。
不过看了google上的review,心情好多了。因为领事馆一视同仁,即便对洋大人也不卑
不亢。
我们终于和主流社会享受同等待遇了。
最经典的就是 洋大人说 "EVEN non-chinese".看来洋大人也认为"非中国人"应该受到
优待。
plus点google点com/102628124829603417488/about?hl=en
The place is a cesspool. They treat people , even non-chinese, like dogs and
schmucks.
b*****m
发帖数: 438
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 美国骂人必备 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: wh (wh), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 美国骂人必备 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 22 17:01:15 2014, 美东)
发信人: Humor (Mojo), 信区: Translation
标 题: 美国骂人必备
关键字: 骂人 cursing
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 22 12:58:46 2014, 美东)
美国是法制社会,先动手打人一般不可取,所以骂人是主要争斗手段。在不动手,不触
犯众怒的前提下,骂人是可以畅所欲骂,口水四溅,酣畅淋漓,骂得对手青筋突暴,裂
嘴呲牙,屁滚尿流,落败而逃。不言而喻,熟悉了解骂人词汇就尤其重要了。
种族之骂,要留意周围其他人。骂阿拉伯人: Wog. 骂爱尔兰人:Mick. 骂黑人,除了
寻常的N字,可以用:Coon, Darky, 或 Spook. 骂英国人: Limey. 黑人骂白人: Honky
. 警惕,美国人骂东方人亚洲人越南人:Slopehead. 美国人骂韩国人日本人菲律宾人:
Gook. ... 阅读全帖
m******t
发帖数: 1694
H***r
发帖数: 43
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 美国骂人宝典
美国是法制社会,先动手打人一般不可取,所以骂人是主要争斗手段。在不动手,不触
犯众怒的前提下,骂人是可以畅所欲骂,口水四溅,酣畅淋漓,骂得对手青筋突暴,裂
嘴呲牙,屁滚尿流,落败而逃。不言而喻,熟悉了解骂人词汇就尤其重要了。
种族之骂,要留意周围其他人。骂阿拉伯人: Wog. 骂爱尔兰人:Mick. 骂黑人,除了
寻常的N字,可以用:Coon, Darky, 或 Spook. 骂英国人: Limey. 黑人骂白人: Honky
. 警惕,美国人骂东方人亚洲人越南人:Slopehead. 美国人骂韩国人日本人菲律宾人:
Gook. 骂犹太人: Yid, 或 Sheeny, Kikes, Hymie. 犹太人骂非犹太人: Goyish. 骂西
班牙裔人: Spic 或 Spick. 西班牙裔人骂白人: Gringo. 美国人骂意大利人西班牙人
葡萄牙人: Dago. 美国人骂意大利人: Wop, Guinea, 或 Greaseball, Guido.
骂流氓恶棍. brigand: 土匪,强盗. desperado: 亡命徒,暴徒. dragoon: 暴徒,凶
汉. hoodlum: 流... 阅读全帖
d*****d
发帖数: 10658
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来自主题: Seattle版 - 华尔街之狼
看了两遍,很喜欢,和愤怒的公牛,好家伙,喜剧之王主题一脉相承:better to be
king for a night than schmuck for lifetime!
d*****d
发帖数: 10658
36
【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: desmond (葱油饼), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 【影】炒股如毒瘾,人生似幻梦:《华尔街之狼》观后感(有剧透)(8.
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 9 23:06:25 2014, 美东)
前几天去看了马丁斯科塞斯的新片《华尔街之狼》(The Wolf of Wall Street,2013
),看完一遍欲罢不能,换了一个更大更好的电影院又看了第二遍。我想如果能有时间
再看第三遍的话,我还是会去看的。评分8.5/10
虽然电影片长三个小时,但一点都不觉得慢。情节推动张弛有序,对话妙趣横生,剪接
凌厉准确,人物性格个个鲜明。女主角是一个澳洲模特,没演过几部电影。但却是近几
年来看电影最让人感到惊艳漂亮的,而且演出极为大胆奔放,看她就觉得值回票价,其
他的都是free ride。(附图一张)
电影的主题就是“瘾”,炒股有股瘾,吸毒有毒瘾,泡bbs有网瘾,人生的各种追求荣
华富贵功名利禄都是瘾,染上了就很难戒。人生只是从一种瘾换到另一种瘾的不断循环
,恐怕只有神仙才能逃出这个怪圈。男... 阅读全帖
H****w
发帖数: 1632
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来自主题: Football版 - Billy Water And The Computer Group
Billy Walter and the computer group:
The Arrests
He was in the bed sleeping when the two men walked into his bedroom.
Billy
Walters sleeps in a big clean bed in Las Vegas, in a small but elaborate
home renovated to his liking, with palm trees and white flowerpots and
two
satellite dishes in the yard, and four large televisions in the den, and
a
security guard who sits just out of sight behind the shrubs across the
street. This environment was disrupted early last Jan. 5, when the two
strangers i... 阅读全帖
e******e
发帖数: 98
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来自主题: Football版 - Robert Kraft to Bill Belichick
"You’re a real schmuck”.
Kraft then had to stand up at the owners meetings the following spring and
apologize to his 31 business partners and the league, for the lack of
institutional control that created the mess.
e******e
发帖数: 98
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来自主题: Football版 - Robert Kraft to Bill Belichick
Of course Bill is not a schmuck. He is good at getting 1%
of advantage by blatantly violating rules, by exploiting
loop holes, and by going through grey zones. In fact, he
is a master of getting such 1% wherever he could. And that
is in the culture of patriots organization. When you add
all these 1% together, suddenly you get a better team.
But guess what, you can safely put a question mark in each
of their wins.
H****r
发帖数: 16240
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来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - Remington Products 25% off plus free shipping
holly
...
schmuck !
太欺骗感情了
K****N
发帖数: 10783
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 推荐两电影
笑死我了,哈哈哈哈
The odd couples 2 和Planes, Trains & Automobiles。
Memorable quotes for
The Odd Couple II (1998)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120773/quotes
Felix Ungar: [waking up in the car] How long was I asleep?
Oscar Madison: [driving] I don't know. I didn't know you wanted me to time
it.
Share this quote
Sheriff: Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught
fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison: He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling
down a cliff.
Sheriff: Why di... 阅读全帖
d*****d
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前几天去看了马丁斯科塞斯的新片《华尔街之狼》(The Wolf of Wall Street,2013
),看完一遍欲罢不能,换了一个更大更好的电影院又看了第二遍。我想如果能有时间
再看第三遍的话,我还是会去看的。评分8.5/10
虽然电影片长三个小时,但一点都不觉得慢。情节推动张弛有序,对话妙趣横生,剪接
凌厉准确,人物性格个个鲜明。女主角是一个澳洲模特,没演过几部电影。但却是近几
年来看电影最让人感到惊艳漂亮的,而且演出极为大胆奔放,看她就觉得值回票价,其
他的都是free ride。(附图一张)
电影的主题就是“瘾”,炒股有股瘾,吸毒有毒瘾,泡bbs有网瘾,人生的各种追求荣
华富贵功名利禄都是瘾,染上了就很难戒。人生只是从一种瘾换到另一种瘾的不断循环
,恐怕只有神仙才能逃出这个怪圈。男主人公小李子刚上班的头天老板就找他谈话。老
板问他broker是干什么的,愣头青小李子说了一通为客户服务,为公司赚钱双赢什么的
话。老板叫他f*** off, broker要干的就是把客户的钱拿到自己兜里面。客户炒股赚钱
了,他要拿走买房买游艇,你就失败了。因为虚拟的数字变成了实在的物质。你要做的
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wh
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 美国骂人必备 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Translation 讨论区 】
发信人: Humor (Mojo), 信区: Translation
标 题: 美国骂人必备
关键字: 骂人 cursing
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Feb 22 12:58:46 2014, 美东)
美国是法制社会,先动手打人一般不可取,所以骂人是主要争斗手段。在不动手,不触
犯众怒的前提下,骂人是可以畅所欲骂,口水四溅,酣畅淋漓,骂得对手青筋突暴,裂
嘴呲牙,屁滚尿流,落败而逃。不言而喻,熟悉了解骂人词汇就尤其重要了。
种族之骂,要留意周围其他人。骂阿拉伯人: Wog. 骂爱尔兰人:Mick. 骂黑人,除了
寻常的N字,可以用:Coon, Darky, 或 Spook. 骂英国人: Limey. 黑人骂白人: Honky
. 警惕,美国人骂东方人亚洲人越南人:Slopehead. 美国人骂韩国人日本人菲律宾人:
Gook. 骂犹太人: Yid, 或 Sheeny, Kikes, Hymie. 犹太人骂非犹太人: Goyish. 骂
西班牙裔人: Spic 或 Spick. 西班牙裔人骂白人: Gringo. ... 阅读全帖
a******e
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 美国骂人必备 (转载)
好!
就是有些太正式了,口语里很难用到。骂人的发音要短平快,两个音节最好,超过三个
音节的一半都没法用。
Schmuck貌似是Jewish用法吧。
d*****d
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 美国骂人必备 (转载)
better be a king for night than a schmuck for life
K****D
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来自主题: Movie版 - Dinner for Schmucks
My personal favorite. I will predict a 25m weekend (likely higher
than Derby average).
Charlie St. Cloud will do about 15m.
Cats & Dogs will do 13m.
G*****7
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来自主题: Movie版 - Dinner for Schmucks
will be defeated by the other guys
c******g
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来自主题: Movie版 - Dinner for Schmucks
Too bad you didn`t watch the original French comedy: Le dîer de cons.
e********3
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来自主题: Movie版 - Dinner for Schmucks
I like that comedy too, my wife cries at the end of the movie, I don't know
why it gets such bad rep on IMDB.
R********r
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来自主题: Movie版 - 没有人讨论dinner for schmucks?
我觉得还是挺好看的,就是结尾有点儿俗套。
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