发帖数: 1 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: pokerfuker (mike), 信区: Joke
标 题: 华人大妈爱说媒
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 20 12:19:11 2017, 美东)
事情是这样的。
哥奔四张了，但是看起来和26-7岁的年轻人没什么两样，主要是因为哥爱跑步爱健身。
哥在实验室当奴工，可是很多人过了很久都以为哥是博士生。
楼下lab有个大妈，是真大妈，53左右吧，私下问别人哥结婚了没有。一开始把哥吓了
一跳。妈妈的不会53大妈看上哥了吧。后来问清楚才知道，53大妈要给它们教会的一个小
“姐妹”介绍对象。哥一听大喜，孑然小半辈子，终于有希望成家了。
上周日偷偷去了大妈的华人教会，哥带着hoody坐最后一排，憋着尿听他们跳了一小时
大神。终于看到相亲对象本尊。草他吗比吓死哥了，一米52，63-4公斤吧。麻子脸，
slanted eyes。长得跟个地鼠似的。绝笔的0分索女形象。上周53大妈又来问，我他妈
憋着一肚子恶心一肚子火，好心推辞。不想大妈翻脸，说你也就是有个绿卡，奔四十了
还是奴工，人家xxx家里是北京公安局的，3-4套房都在... 阅读全帖 |
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r*****2
发帖数: 2682 | 3 这等于骂自己，在白人看来，蒙古人汉人朝鲜人日本人没区别，都是小眼睛。
人家说slant-eyed，大家都有份 |
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l***8
发帖数: 2233 | 5 还有个slant eye好像
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 1.0.6 |
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l*******1
发帖数: 16217 | 6 You are still slant eyes |
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k**********4
发帖数: 16092 | 7 丰满，又是slant eyes，书觉得白人做案可能性最大 |
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m******8
发帖数: 1676 | 8 从广东话抽象而来。
这个词， SLANT EYE， CHINK 都是歧视中国人的。 |
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s*x
发帖数: 8041 | 9 原来是印度新闻，怪不得找不到。底下评论也挺有意思，也是觉得印度赢了输了的都有。
petenambi • 17 minutes ago
nice, modi last nail in his coffin..china told him if he wants to come for
bric then to remove his army...or to stay back..modi did not want to loose
out on china trip ...listened to xi ching ...all bluter...the difference
between congress and modi...congress would have aloud the road prentending
it does not know while modi flexed muscle and lost..shame
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发帖数: 20431 | 10 啥叫都拒签了
模特怎么也得好几十吧 总共不就拒了几个么 还包括一个调侃中国人slant eyes的
：青天白日为什么被拒签，国民党不是亲中派吗？水果姐本来就是大大咧咧无所顾忌的
性格，并不是针对中国。
：既然在上海办，干吗把那么多模特们和名人拒签？不是自己打自己脸吗？ |
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发帖数: 17243 | 11 Amazon UK and eBay UK have received immense backlash after social media
users recently noticed “Chinese Boy Fancy Dress Costumes” for sale through
the e-commerce sites. In photos on the product pages, the costumes were
modeled by white children pulling their eyes back in a “slant-eye”
expression, a gesture often used to mock Asians.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/amazon-ebay-remove-apos-chinese-233123935.html |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 12 Just watched a very insecure Oprah Winfrey, who at one point I knew very
well, interview a panel of people on 60 Minutes. The questions were biased
and slanted, the facts incorrect. Hope Oprah runs so she can be exposed and
defeated just like all of the others!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/965442990134251520?ref_src=twsrc%
5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-02-19%2Ftrump-
attacks-oprah-i-hope-she-runs-so-she-can-be-exposed-all-others |
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发帖数: 1 | 13 华人教会有个国牛，长得跟地鼠怪似的，和你挺配。
发信人: pokerfuker (mike), 信区: Joke
标 题: 华人大妈爱说媒
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 20 12:19:11 2017, 美东)
事情是这样的。
哥奔四张了，但是看起来和26-7岁的年轻人没什么两样，主要是因为哥爱跑步爱健身。
哥在实验室当奴工，可是很多人过了很久都以为哥是博士生。
楼下lab有个大妈，是真大妈，53左右吧，私下问别人哥结婚了没有。一开始把哥吓了
一跳。妈妈的不会53大妈看上哥了吧。后来问清楚才知道，53大妈要给它们教会的一个
小“姐妹”介绍对象。哥一听大喜，孑然小半辈子，终于有希望成家了。
上周日偷偷去了大妈的华人教会，哥带着hoody坐最后一排，憋着尿听他们跳了一小时
大神。终于看到相亲对象本尊。草他吗比吓死哥了，一米52，63-4公斤吧。麻子脸，
slanted eyes。长得跟个地鼠似的。绝笔的0分索女形象。
上周53大妈又来问，我他妈憋着一肚子恶心一肚子火，好心推辞。不想大妈翻脸，说你
也就是有个绿卡，奔四十了还是奴工，人家xxx家里是北京公安局的，3-4套... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 6601 | 16 Stephan Vansonderen
http://www.quora.com/Why-is-it-easy-to-find-Westerners-obsessed-with-Japan-and-Korea-but-not-China
Do you want a real answer or a psyop? The real reason why westerners are "
obsesed" with Japan, and SOUTH Korea is because Japan, and south Korea are
obediant to the west. Western oligarks want to hold south Korea, and Japan
up to a pedestal, because they want to set them as an example. Kind of like
the model minority. You play by the rules, and we’ll give you recognition.
Certa... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4915 | 17 In recent years, a growing multicultural society has called on Disney to
diversify characters and increase cultural sensitivity in their films. For
the most part, they have responded – see Moana from the same titled movie
and Tiana from the Princess and the Frog. Unfortunately, capable Asian
characters remain few and far between – with millions of Asian girls
looking up to and absorbing the story of Mulan, and the barbarity of her
rivals. This is evident in the character of Mulan being identifie... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 18 Both were written by Chinese who was directly or indirectly affected by the
CR, both were biased and slanted, we should have our own thoughts |
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发帖数: 22772 | 19 眼睛又小又斜，地道slanted eyes，在白牛里很少见 |
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发帖数: 1709 | 20 10 hours ago
remove
I hate these fckn leeches.
They fckn live a life of corruption and then bring it to your city.
Id shoot everyone of them for applying for a visa. Lets face it, not a
single one of these vermin deserve a visa. Noone gets an instant visa
because they WANT to be rich after leading a corrupt life in their own
country.
USE YOUR WEALTH TO GO FIX YOUR FCKING COUNTRY YOU SLANT EYED SCUMSUCKING
CNUTS!
Off course you wont. Because at the end of the day like any leech, you dont
care abo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2165 | 21 英文诗（歌词）的押韵形式。复杂度远胜汉语。
masculine: stressing the words' final syllables. (rhyme, sublime, crime)
feminine: stressing the second from last syllables. (picky, tricky, sticky)
dactylic: stressing the third from last syllable ('cacophonies", "
Aristophanes")
syllabic: where the last syllable of each word sounds the same but doesn't
necessarily contain vowels. (cleaver, silver, or pitter, patter)
imperfect: a rhyme between a stressed and an unstressed syllable. (wing,
caring)
semirhyme: a rhyme with an... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4981 | 22 这其实就是另一个问题了。莫雷肯定知道不能骂中国人c***k，不能比划slanted eyes
，最好不要谈台湾，但是他没想到或者不知道支持香港事件也能给打成分裂中国。 |
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S*****n
发帖数: 4185 | 23 一是种族上看不起，slant eye, yellow fever，黄祸；
二是黄皮commie，反共必排黄皮；
三是文化冲突，全世界跟西方最不容纳的就是共产中国，价值观完全冲突。
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发帖数: 1 | 24 Sen. Martha McSally is calling on the World Health Organization director
general to step down over what she deems his assistance in covering up China
's underreporting of the coronavirus, part of an escalating series of GOP
criticisms of the organization.
Arthur Ruiz
What is the logic here? Trump believed the rosy numbers coming out of China
and, after the single action of imposing a limited travel ban against people
coming from China, did nothing to prepare?
Soooo... he was dumb enough to belie... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 33562 | 25 下面是美军方面关于铁原阻击战的大致内容。是要比志愿军的战史简略些。但是也说不
上是一句带过 －－－ 还是写了很多句的。
Operation Piledriver
For advancing the I Corps right to line Wyoming, General Milburn on 28 May
laid out an attack by three divisions, the 1st Cavalry Division moving along
the west side of Route 33 to occupy the segment of the line slanting
southwest of Ch'orwon to the Imjin River, the 3d Division advancing on the
Route 33 axis to take the Ch'orwon base of the Iron Triangle, and the 25th
Division attacking astride Route 3 to seize the ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5 | 26 中外审美观差别太大
我觉得丹凤眼很美啊
特别是眼梢往上的，很妩媚
但是slant eyes在西方就是historical种族歧视
哪个trash敢当面说，就直接f**k他回去 |
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发帖数: 19713 | 28 DECISION TIME All Eyes on Senate in New York
By Julie Bolcer
RAINBOW FLAG ON POLE IN NEW YORK (GETTY) ADVOCATE.COM
Pride flag hangs in New York on Tuesday.
The New York state legislature could adjourn as early as Wednesday, but it
remains unclear whether the state senate will bring the marriage equality
bill to a vote.
Republican state senators, in whose power the decision rests, are scheduled
to meet Wednesday morning in Albany, where they could decide whether to
bring the marriage equality bil... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 15 | 29 看点：
支持FreeTibet = 支持自由=支持民主=反抗中国独裁
中国人的印象：“呲牙咧嘴，丑陋，邪恶的中国暴民们...”
参照外国分析文：
注1：
http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/4975/
外国人意识形态，以下为三个例子！
1. 你，站在哪一边？
A.友好，纯真，热爱自由和平的Tibet Buddhists
B.独裁，丑陋，呲牙咧嘴，Slant eyed（斜眼）黄皮, 不会英文的中国暴徒！还有威胁
世界自由，人权，还有美国的中国
参照（注1）
2. 中国是威胁！威胁和平，民主，自由！他们支持独裁！应该如何毁灭中国威胁，或
者华夏文明？具体方案，请参照，（注2）
3. 热爱西藏，支持Free Tibet! 知道为什么支持吗？你支持哪里！（注3）
Free Tibet!Free Tibet!Free Tibet!Free Tibet!Free Tibet!Free Tibet!
反抗暴力中国，独裁中国！！！
4. 中国在毁灭西藏文明！中国是新的纳粹，就像毁灭犹太人一样在毁灭西藏文明！！
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D*V
发帖数: 3096 | 30 外F的本质就是贱。
古今中外没人敢在球场上骂自己的球迷，没人敢在球场上公开恨国的，中国的外F敢。
李娜反体制？哈哈，李娜就是体制养出来的。
李娜赚着中国人的钱，用她slant eye正眼看着外国人、斜眼看着娜粉。
李娜说了，姜山比娶到她是种幸运。
这一家子，一窝贱，一窝出了2个外F。
娜粉更贱！
如果下次看李娜球，别忘了给她一大哄，这个傻B就配这样。
把话先撂在这里，
这B老了，很快会到中国体育总局去讨个一官半职。
如果讨不上，这B就会象凤姐一样到纽约站街，继续反体制。 |
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发帖数: 3205 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: tgbrfv (cn), 信区: USANews
标 题: 这里黄茶袋子真是脑残，华人从政治正确里得利远大于失益
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Sep 22 10:57:29 2012, 美东)
如果没有政治正确
反华排华法案大行其道
华人不能移民，不能通婚
老板就因为看不惯你一张黄脸，让你滚蛋，一分赔偿没有
街上被叫作slant eye， chink，yellow pee取乐
电视上到处是细眼，塌鼻，龅牙阴险亚洲人
现在拜托民权，政治正确
你可以移民了
可以不用担心黄皮肤被解雇勒
可以同工同酬了
黄茶袋不知天高地厚，过河拆桥
觉得自己融入主流，和白哥们是兄弟了
啊呸，不撒泡尿照照
在你共和党主子眼里，你还是一泡yellow pee的下等贱民
因为社会福利，入学率，税收攻击政治正确实在脑残
因为政治正确，你现在可以拿10万工资，
因为政治正确，你需要多拿出1000块支付社会福利
100,000 ： 1，000
动动你的猪脑啊
哪个多哪个少
算不过来
扳着脚趾算
你那点收入算个屁
人家富人要捍卫是几亿美元收益
你1000... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 628 | 32 赞楼主
我也很钦佩Wong对于美国文化深入的了解，一些段子如果不是对美国文化了解是根本听
不懂的，但是，这样一个那么聪明，努力，敏锐又模仿力很强的人，为什么又有那么黄
的，一看便知道的中国complexion？大家过来留学的人都知道，外貌是完全可以改变的
(参见迈克尔杰克孙），特别是对于这样一个聪明，努力，敏锐，模仿力很强，又是靠
present自己吃饭的人来说，这比文化积淀要容易得多。在Wong成名之后，他完全可以
花点钱，请一个美国plastic surgeon帮助他突击一两个月 (Beverly hills 很多的）
，漂白皮肤，隆高鼻梁，再把亚洲人特有的slant eyes拉拉直，凭Wong的适应力，效果
一定立竿见影。但是，他并没有朝这一方向努力，宁愿让观众看得不爽也不努力地改变
自己的外貌，这是为什么！！！！？？？？？我愤怒，我觉得原因只有一个：那就是
Wong有意识（或是无意识地）展现中国外貌以及段子里中国元素的inferiority，这是
喜剧特性所需要的，也是西方主流意识形态所欢迎的。
我的结论很好证明，诸位耐心等待一两年，如果Wong的外貌仍是这样中国，那么我的结 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 33 一项对同性恋人群的研究发现，女同性恋父母的子女中58%是同性恋，男同性恋子女是
33%，异性恋父母子女是5-10%；欢迎同性恋的社区里同性恋比例高89%
http://www.aolnews.com/science/article/study-gay-parents-more-likely-to-have-gay-kids/19668089
Study: Gay Parents More Likely to Have Gay Kids
Updated: 1 day 19 hours ago
Paul Kix
AOL News
(Oct. 17) -- Walter Schumm knows what he's about to do is unpopular: publish
a study arguing that gay parents are more likely to raise gay children than
straight parents. But the Kansas State University family studies professor
has a ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 35 * NEIL SAARI replied:
I am a native of Wisconsin and I dispute your assertions. The vast majority
of people who respond to slanted poll questions are not properly informed to
understand the true environment of public sector unions in this state. They
do not realize that the teachers unions get their puppets elected to school
boards and that there is no one representing the taxpayers on one side of
the table during this alleged “bargaining”.
Witness the school boards around the state who are ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 36 By Peter Wilson
President Obama has suggested in his last 147 television appearances that he
inherited the national debt from President Bush, who squandered the Clinton
surplus with his "tax cuts for the rich" and his unnecessary wars.
Now someone at whitehouse.gov, apparently not an accountant or an economist,
has put together an "infographic" that assigns hard numbers to these vague
assertions, explaining in detail how "$12.7 Trillion [was] Added to the Debt
Over the Last Decade." The graphi... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 37 Irony: Pro-Abortion Liberals Shocked And Saddened That Cop Killer Is Put To
Death
by n*****[email protected] (The blogprof)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-
SBnUO3eRJGs/TnuLbbe9JcI/AAAAAAAAKUU/L97wWXl2OHs/s400/Davis+execution.jpg
Which of these do you suppose is pro-abortion? (My guess: all of 'em)
I don't get it. A convicted cop killer growing old on death row for a
college kid's entire lifetime, after many appeals and reviews of evidence,
gets a painless lethal injection and liberals are outraged. These... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 38 The phony ‘consensus’ on climate change
The end is near ...
... that is, for the myth that scientists have reached "consensus" on global
warming and climate change caused by humans.
The theory (more accurately called a religion for the redistribution of
wealth) has taken a number of body blows in recent times -- although the
climate-change lobby is still straining to impose its view on the world. For
example, Time magazine issued a screed headlined "Who's Bankrolling the
Climate-Change Deniers?"... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 39 by The Political Palaver
When I was young, I devoted quite a bit of study to Adolf Hitler and Nazi
Germany. The reason for my fascination is now certainly clear, if it was
even the slightest bit murky then. My efforts were to answer that one
question that haunts us all in our attempts to deconstruct such depravity
and horror: "How could this have happened?" How had one man created such an
ideology of militant proselytism, and how could that one man mold a legion
of followers ready to sacrific... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 40 By Arnold Cusmariu
Steven Spielberg's just-released 3D animated feature combining stories in
three Tintin books had me clapping with delight as the credits rolled. I
won't spill what happens; you can read on without fear of spoilers.
The Tintin books began in 1929 as a comic strip under the skillful pen of
Belgian artist Georges Remi (1907-1983), aka Hergé -- reverse his initials
and say them in French. The strip first appeared on 10 January 1929 in a
children's supplement of the conservative ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 41 By Thomas Lifson
The Reuters news service once again has made itself a laughingstock by
publishing a mistake-riddled hit piece on Marco Rubio, all but ruling him
out as a vice presidential nominee for the GOP because of alleged financial
problems. Many of which turned out to be untrue. Five corrections were
necessary.
Matt Lewis of the Daily Caller outlines a total of 7 falsehoods or
exaggerations in the story. Dylan Byers of Politico spoke to Reuters staff
who refused to go on the record (an in... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 42 By Staff, Associated Press
March 26, 2012
Members of Egypt's Parliament attend a session in Cairo, Egypt, Saturday,
March 24, 2012. Egyptian parliamentarians on Saturday cast ballots to select
a 100-member panel that will draft the country's new constitution, amid
deep polarization between liberals and Islamists over the process. (AP Photo
/Ahmed Gomaa)
CAIRO (AP) — Egypt's powerful Islamists on Monday faced a backlash on two
fronts as they try to solidify their hold on the country's politics, a... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 43 April 17, 2012 by Michael Laprarie
This weekend, the AP published what has to be the most slanted, biased,
loaded piece of “journalism” it has ever been my displeasure to read: “
Law Gives Zimmerman Extra Chances In Legal Fight”
MIAMI (AP) — George Zimmerman persuaded the police not to charge him
for killing unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, but the prosecutor has accused
him of murder. Soon, armed with unparalleled legal advantages, Zimmerman
will get to ask a judge to find the killing was... 阅读全帖 |
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t****v
发帖数: 9235 | 44 如果没有政治正确
反华排华法案大行其道
华人不能移民，不能通婚
老板就因为看不惯你一张黄脸，让你滚蛋，一分赔偿没有
街上被叫作slant eye， chink，yellow pee取乐
电视上到处是细眼，塌鼻，龅牙阴险亚洲人
现在拜托民权，政治正确
你可以移民了
可以不用担心黄皮肤被解雇勒
可以同工同酬了
黄茶袋不知天高地厚，过河拆桥
觉得自己融入主流，和白哥们是兄弟了
啊呸，不撒泡尿照照
在你共和党主子眼里，你还是一泡yellow pee的下等贱民
因为社会福利，入学率，税收攻击政治正确实在脑残
因为政治正确，你现在可以拿10万工资，
因为政治正确，你需要多拿出1000块支付社会福利
100,000 ： 1，000
动动你的猪脑啊
哪个多哪个少
算不过来
扳着脚趾算
你那点收入算个屁
人家富人要捍卫是几亿美元收益
你1000刀蝇头小利算个屁
有趣的是的黄茶袋，
跳得比主子还凶
比主子还义愤填膺
实在应了那句话
皇上不急急太监
社会福利不过10%
真正救济穷人不过4.6%
军费快高达30%，肥的都是军火商
你交的税都去哪里？
你到底应该反对什么？
希尔顿一条狗够养活34个领救济了
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Q****r
发帖数: 7340 | 45 雄性激素偏高，估计是T
如果没有政治正确反华排华法案大行其道华人不能移民，不能通婚老板就因为看不惯你
一张黄脸，让你滚蛋，一分赔偿没有街上被叫作slant eye， chink，yellow pee取乐.
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y**********o
发帖数: 241 | 46 在民权斗争上，黑人向来是冲在最前面的。在美国上世纪六十年代的民权运动中，华人
没有什么贡献，是坐享其成的。
就是现在，我觉得华人的地位恐怕也不是很高。就拿林树豪被骂chink这件事，
最后林还得主动给人家打电话，约人吃饭，原谅人家。想一想，这要骂的是一个
老黑球员，会是什么样。
引用一下tgbrfv的帖子里的话：“
如果没有政治正确
反华排华法案大行其道
华人不能移民，不能通婚
老板就因为看不惯你一张黄脸，让你滚蛋，一分赔偿没有
街上被叫作slant eye， chink，yellow pee取乐
电视上到处是细眼，塌鼻，龅牙阴险亚洲人
现在拜托民权，政治正确
你可以移民了
可以不用担心黄皮肤被解雇勒
可以同工同酬了”
racist
said
Latino
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l**********p
发帖数: 272 | 47 By Jeff Greenfield
As the momentous day approaches, with epochal consequences for an anxiously
awaiting world, I take pen in hand—make that apply fingertips to keypad—to
renew a traditional plea I first made more than 30 years ago. It’s a plea
I’ve made in print, on the air and, now, through the miracle of digital
technology. But its message never changes.
It’s a plea directed to those of you who are still uncertain about which
way to vote. And it’s as simple as it is heartfelt: Stay home.
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m*********a
发帖数: 3299 | 48 Chinese are known for their poor broken English and ridiculous way to
pronounce. I am pretty sure you are no exception. It is a mistake to argue
with a person with slanted eyes that can be blindfolded by my shoe lace. |
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m*********a
发帖数: 3299 | 49 这些亚裔的特征，如slant eyes, small penis, low height,都是被其他人种的种族主
义者用来种族歧视的地方。
这些种族主义者认为，携带这些劣等基因的亚裔应该消灭。
和板上认为黑人没文化应该消灭一样的。 |
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h****z
发帖数: 1996 | 50 Full lyrics:
Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, You're my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, You're my Asian girl
I love your sticky rice
Butt fucking all night
Korean barbecue
Bitch I love you
I love your creamy yellow thighs
Ooh you're slanted eyes
It's the Year of the Dragon
Ninja pussy I'm stabbin'
Asian girl, You're's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, She's my Asian girl
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