c****x 发帖数: 6601 | 1 https://claireliu1997.tumblr.com/post/163890156331/chink-pigs-daughter-
speaks
chink pig’s daughter speaks
Okay, since I am taking over this blog, maybe I should update you guys on
what has been going on in my family. My mom, chink pig–that’s her name–
has been kicked out of my step dad’s house because she was getting crazy
and so my step dad very rightfully decided to put a stop to it and told her
to fuck off. I heard from my step brothers that she’s now working in a run
down massage parlor in ... 阅读全帖 |
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q*******n 发帖数: 20306 | 2 英国航空公司的一个空姐讲述上班时同事的淫乱和其它趣事。
British flight attendant claims first-class passengers pay stewardesses for
sex
An air hostess from a British airline has lifted the lid on the mile-high
bonks, romps with pilots and celebrity affairs that go on among the
glamorous crew.
The stewardess, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims life on board is
every bit as outrageous as the famous names she’s met.
She first joined the airline “to travel the world, meet new people and get
paid for living the lifestyle.”
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发帖数: 1 | 3 操你妈,傻逼,3p是他吗中国人发明的傻逼区分
英文里就是threesome,不管是几个男的几个女的。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 4 人家外国的也大多是熟人之间,而且大多是有感情的。你这种奇葩跪舔也舔到脚后跟子
上了
: 操你妈,傻逼,3p是他吗中国人发明的傻逼区分
: 英文里就是threesome,不管是几个男的几个女的。
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N*******e 发帖数: 580 | 5 看来你祖宗几代女性都是和蒋梅毒邓挫一起threesome的
[在 wsbioguy2 (postdog) 的大作中提到:]
:这个贱逼应该是三代都被毛腊肉操出高潮了 |
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j*****p 发帖数: 24000 | 6 为什么free能听成three
freedom就不能听成threesome |
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k*****a 发帖数: 7389 | 7 taylor swift 在广州 开口 threesome, 全场寂静 |
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T****t 发帖数: 11162 | 8 尼玛,我喷手机一口水。。。
: 为什么free能听成three
: freedom就不能听成threesome
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T****t 发帖数: 11162 | 9 张朝阳立马约上麻花藤。。。
最后把泰勒斯威夫特甩在一边
: taylor swift 在广州 开口 threesome, 全场寂静
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m******1 发帖数: 19713 | 11 Hot Sheet
The top 10 entertainment highlights on our gaydar this week: Broadway
beauties go bare, Don Lemon comes clear, Darryl Stephens transitions,
Harvard’s gay history gets honored, a cake boss bakes with his boyfriend,
and more.
By Brandon Voss
1 PIXEL GIF | ADVOCATE.COM
10. TV: Staten Island Cakes
The latest cake-related reality show, which begins baking June 21 on WE,
focuses on Vinny Buzzetta, the 21-year-old executive pastry chef and owner
of the Cake Artist, Staten Island’s go-to baker... 阅读全帖 |
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T**********2 发帖数: 2198 | 12 I'm wonderful whether if it's a MFM threesome or a two couple swap. |
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t*b 发帖数: 850 | 13 CNN has two weekend prime time programs:
Blacks in America
Latinos in America
I think soon CNN will have:
Guys in America
Threesome in America
Free contraceptives in America |
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l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 14 President George W. Bush wasn’t unintelligent. In fact, he was brilliant…
Joshua Riddle
March 25, 2014 11:08 pm
Keith Hennessey, professor at Stanford Business School, wanted to set the
record straight about President Bush’s intellect. He writes:
I teach a class at Stanford Business School titled “Financial Crises in the
U.S. and Europe.” During one class session while explaining the events of
September 2008, I kept referring to the efforts of the threesome of Hank
Paulson, Ben Bernanke, and Tim... 阅读全帖 |
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t**********3 发帖数: 12623 | 15 I prefer threesome, fuck俩左逼 |
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p******e 发帖数: 897 | 21 Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-TX) is the only member of Congress to use an Office
of Compliance account to settle a sex harassment claim since 2012, said
Politico on Friday.
Farenthold’s office paid $84,000 out of the account to his former
spokeswoman Lauren Greene after she sued the congressman in December of 2014
alleging gender discrimination, sexual harassment and creating a hostile
work environment.
On Friday morning, House Administration Chairman Rep. Gregg Harper (R-MS)
revealed to ABC News th... 阅读全帖 |
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j*********r 发帖数: 24733 | 22 Of the four women accusing Attorney General Eric Schneiderman (D-NY) of
sexual misconduct and physical abuse, two went on the record. One of those
is Tanya Selvaratnam, who was born in Sri Lanka. The New Yorker describes
her as having “dark skin” and, among other things, she alleges
Schneiderman called her his “brown slave” and demanded she say out loud
that she was “his property.”
“Sometimes, he’d tell me to call him Master, and he’d slap me until I did
,” Selvaratnam claimed. “He started calli... 阅读全帖 |
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f***r 发帖数: 5548 | 23 再来个看两次才能发现是编的。
有一次我在中文团契学了圣父、圣子、圣灵三位一体后,激动向一个美国同事讲心得,
就望文翻义来了个"holy threesome",美国姑娘红着脸看了看四周,悄声对我说:“you
mean trinity, right?” |
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d**9 发帖数: 33 | 25 开了两年2010款550gt, 4.4排量twin turbo7系的的发动机,高速极其舒适,有无数座
位姿势可调,超车变道随心所欲,真车比网上照片好看多了。同事说我那车是: weird
baby from threesome of 5 series, 7 series and X5.
不喜欢的地儿是:
冬天freezing cold 早上,frame less window 的玻璃一定被冻住降不下来,每次只要
晚上温度低于25F, 一早我都要花10分钟时间往玻璃上浇热水才能打开门,这是最后我
卖掉这车的主要原因
1个前灯xenon进水, warranty免费换了一个
driver side strut 有异响,warranty免费换了一个
冬天启动后发动机处有哨子声响,dealer说某个地方漏气,修了3次才好
后面掀起的盖子只掀起来一半的那个(two way hatch?)卡在半中间关不上,下着雨张着
大嘴开50m去dealer
换4个轮胎2000
anyway, 你一定会喜欢GT这车的,但是记着最好买CPO,要不然修可能会很贵的 |
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N*********o 发帖数: 1167 | 26 ANOTHER NICE PROFIT OF $25,000 NAILED , WHICH IS ENOUGH FOR A 九寨沟
threesome trip couple of weeks later. |
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N*********o 发帖数: 1167 | 27 VIA PRIORITY FEDEX NEXT DAY EARLY IN THE MORNING SERVICE
INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO
X200
X301
T400S
T400
JUNTA MACHINACA
ALL SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY ONE MACHINES IN ONE BIG TRUCK EN ROUTE TO
DA STATES OF OREGON, MONTANA, DELAWARE, NEW HAMPSHIRE AND ALASKA.
ANOTHER NICE PROFIT OF 25,000 POCKETED, ENOUGH FOR ANOTHER THREESOME
TRIP TO SOUTH AMERICA COUPLE OF MOUTHS LATER |
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d*********r 发帖数: 11979 | 28 李逵日记之忧伤情人节
一根接着一根,把我的手指都熏黄了。吸烟伤肺,却不伤心。弟兄们问我
情人节怎么过,我想了半天答不上来,只好敷衍道:略过。
回想大哥临死前,话已经说不出来了,用手在地上划出 2 _ 14。我知道大
哥不是说情人节,宋朝没有情人节。大哥说的是,这辈子最大的遗憾,就是
少了一个 7。这就是一个土匪的悲哀,哪怕是正规土匪。我喜欢怀旧,因为
我看不到未来;我喜欢寂寞,没有她谁来陪我。朱武娶了两房,成天threesome;
臭道士招了三室,动不动就foursome。而我只是每晚放生一回,功德圆满,
他们都说我 handsome。其实男人都 handsome。
朱武和公孙胜那边传来嬉闹声,嬉闹声中传来顾大嫂尖利的声音:抽我!
抽我!周围的人群发出阵阵欢呼。这喧嚣在空中形成了一幅极其肮脏的画面,
画面下方顾大嫂火焰般兴奋,捧着手里的 iPad3 不知所措。原来他们是在抽奖。
我知道你们在想什么,肯定不是琢磨 ipad3 长啥样。 |
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c*******h 发帖数: 1096 | 30 多看点美剧就好了,呵呵
gossip girl第3季某一集,大学必干的15件事,其中之一是try a threesome
天给学生发回Quiz的卷子, 我一个一个的念名字,他们上来拿。 有个学生叫 Ryan
can call him 'harddick'", 其他人哄的都大笑, 我也不知怎么这么不争气, 30
多岁的人了, 居然当时就脸发起了烧, 估计通红, 整节课都不好意思看学生, 真是
难受死我了。 |
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p**x 发帖数: 6614 | 31 和文科教授一比,理工科教授就是苦逼啊,和倒muffin型身材满脸麻子白女学生谈话还
得大开门。看看人家都threesome了 |
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f******e 发帖数: 1459 | 32 婚姻当然有道德底线。threesome 和 co-op 完全两码事。如果这两个都分不清,那摆
脱你得像鲁迅先生说的那样,戴上
防毒面具,去游泳也要穿得严严实实,避免各种“不道德”的接触。 |
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v******y 发帖数: 4134 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
发信人: vivocity (做好事说好话存好心), 信区: Movie
标 题: 姐笑点比较高,实在不喜欢泰冏,有剧透哈
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jan 5 15:52:23 2013, 美东)
觉得可能是中国人不太善长西方那种夸张幽默形式吧,王宝宝的那些卖萌搞笑夸张桥段
我都觉得好不真实,无法象HOMER SIMPSON那样让你找到切身的认同感。比如从一上飞
机就找邻座的人聊天,还不怕得罪人的那种跟空姐举报别人没关手机,这种行为没有一
点儿象一个农村出来的,没见过世面,怕得罪人,防人之心不可有的那些小市民行为。
倒是直接移植了一个大学上得太多的文艺青年,集合了网络文化的精祽。
然后主角的护照丢了----这这这这这-----可能是观众大都是国内没怎么出过国的,或
者出了国也就是转一圈又回国的那种-----他们是不是都感觉不到护照丢了这一件事情
的可怕啊????从那一刻剧情开始我的心就凝固了,无比担心主角。但是剧中好象没
有一个人害怕这件事,好象丢个护照跟丢个自行车一样的平常,唯一的不方便就是不能
住旅馆。----后来看来... 阅读全帖 |
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r******m 发帖数: 5550 | 35 a perfect scenario for threesome, if your gm doesn't mind... |
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m***y 发帖数: 14763 | 37 I'll take it as long as the lot is large enough. A new garage adds a lot of
value to your house. And you can save 25% or more by managing the project
yourself. Of course, you need to contract most of it out to the pros,
eliminating the overhead itself can save you a lot of money.
Just don't overdo it. For example, if most houses in the neighborhood have
only a two-car garage, don't make yours threesome! |
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w**7 发帖数: 5258 | 38 handsome, twosome, threesome |
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n***p 发帖数: 7668 | 39 听说过twosome, threesome, 现在都发展到thirty-some了,
世界变化可真快啊。 :)
玩笑玩笑。。。
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s*****r 发帖数: 1745 | 40 Happy Birthday!
Are you gonna have a threesome tonight? |
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r******9 发帖数: 2632 | 43 如何不能缺腚。但有一点疑问不会太大,古板又要嗨了。
猪市看戏也不错。 |
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b******r 发帖数: 16603 | 44 MOS姐,请host一次threesome,必能化干戈为玉帛。 |
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s*****r 发帖数: 11545 | 45 group activity, threesome, double play... they seem to refer to closely
related things. |
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b*****p 发帖数: 9649 | 46 good one, better twin, best threesome, fantastic four P |
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n****i 发帖数: 1772 | 47 读了一圈,真是八卦无限啊。说是不让她带男朋友,“It was probably some weird
threesome sex shit to being with.” 然后评论Elon的shrink dick... |
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发帖数: 1 | 48 原文链接:
https://www.clevescene.com/media/pdf/brochure.pdf
Disgraced Former CWRU Law Dean Lawrence Mitchell is Now a Professor in
Shanghai
Posted By Sam Allard on Tue, Feb 6, 2018 at 12:50 pm
In 2014, Case Western Reserve University Law School Dean Lawrence Mitchell
resigned amidst a lawsuit alleging rampant sexual impropriety and
retaliation against a professor who tried to blow the whistle.
The salacious details of that suit — including Mitchell's repeated attempts
to enlist students and underli... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 49 Disgraced Former CWRU Law Dean Lawrence Mitchell is Now a Professor in
Shanghai
Posted By Sam Allard on Tue, Feb 6, 2018 at 12:50 pm
In 2014, Case Western Reserve University Law School Dean Lawrence Mitchell
resigned amidst a lawsuit alleging rampant sexual impropriety and
retaliation against a professor who tried to blow the whistle.
The salacious details of that suit — including Mitchell's repeated attempts
to enlist students and underlings in threesomes — and the complicity of
CWRU administr... 阅读全帖 |
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y***o 发帖数: 142 | 50 有没有人这周就想上场地啊? 组成一个foursome or threesome, 找个
par 3的场地, 可以检验一下夏训成果嘛.
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