m********r
发帖数: 811 | 1 wishes the men in her room would stop saying things like, "That's all it
takes to make it officially a threesome." |
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d**w
发帖数: 14889 | 2 没有前言后语啊。你是问threesome什么意思？还是？ |
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p*******o
发帖数: 6791 | 4 mother-daughter threesome, sounds like fun |
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o******d
发帖数: 1552 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: marclee (marc), 信区: Sex
标 题: 夜深人静偷偷发贴——F1夫妇征友 【附PP】:p --转
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 6 19:03:54 2010, 美东)
挺不好意思的，不过已经答应老公了，所以来发个征友贴；
老公一直对于 threesome 有 fantasy 所以答应他试一下，简单介绍一下我们：我和老
公都是 F1 PhD Student，在芝加哥还算一所不错的学校，两个人身材相貌都还可以，
下面
有 PP；
我们希望找的男生：
1. 最好也是学生，酱紫比较单纯一些，我们不想太复杂；
2. 最好是理工科男生；
3. 年龄最好不要超过 35 岁；
4. 身材要 fit 一些，对身高体重没有特别的要求；
5. 不要太八卦，我们的构想是大家约好见面的 hotel，然后直接去就可以了，不希望
在
家里；
6. 也是最重要的：现在我只能许诺到时候会帮你口交，或者用手，不一定会让你直接
进
入～
就这些了，如果有兴趣，请联系我们 :p
这里是 PP，以表示我们的诚意 //blush |
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k*****r
发帖数: 500 | 6 他们一般说threesome
另外那词学术点的说法不是glucosuria么。。。
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j***g
发帖数: 11325 | 10 damn, they could have threesome every night! |
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x****o
发帖数: 21566 | 11 1. 穿人字拖最大的悲剧是什么？ 就是被人踩了一脚，人字还在，拖没了~
2.昨天到银行取钱，银行人员问我：“办什么业务啊？”我说：“我要取钱”，那人说
：“超过十万了吗？”我说：“没有”，那人又说：“现在办业务的人挺多的，你就在
取款机哪去就行”，她说完我很不好意思地说：“取款机那取不了，我取的钱数不够一
百…”
3.今天女生宿舍楼下一哥们摆了个心形蜡烛图案准备表白，就在那女生出来的一刹那，
这边男生宿舍楼上一群屌丝大喊“雅安雄起”！！
4.今天坐公交车，中途上来两个小学生，俩人从 上车开始嘀咕……A说，你说吧，B说
我不敢，你 说吧。俩人嘀咕了半天，后来A说咱们一起说吧 ，我数123， 1~2~3~那俩
货一起：司机！开下 门！！我们坐错车啦！！！全车爆笑，司机估 计也是笑得不行，
破例将车停在路边让俩人下 车了，俩人下车手拉手消失在人群中……
5.昨天某位大侠让我猜谜语来着，谜面：男人腿长，打一食品。谜底是：蛋糕。本着严
谨求实的态度，我认为答案应该修正，标准答案应该是：鸡蛋糕！个别情况下才是：蛋
糕！请主动更正你的智库，就酱！
6.2013韩国小姐比赛结束后，一名记者去采访冠军“... 阅读全帖 |
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w**w
发帖数: 5391 | 12 刚才xx告诉我鲁迅姓周！笑死我了！ 周迅是个演员好吗？笑死我了真想一板砖拍死他！
最近经常加班，女上司挺关心我的，问我想吃宵夜不？她说给我叫外卖，我一边忙，一
边抱怨："夜宵就不用了，你让我睡一觉就可以了"女上司说了句讨厌，红着脸走开了，
我郁闷了半天才恍然大悟。。。
“两个人发生关系，用英语怎么讲？” "Twosome". “如果是三P呢？” "Threesome".
“悟性不错，知道我平时为啥夸你‘Handsome’ 了”？ “……尼玛” |
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N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 13 Sources: Pacers Implosion Due to Sexual Incident With George, Hibbert
By Willie Beamen · On April 7, 2014
According to 19 sources close to the Indiana Pacers, the team’s recent dete
rioration is largely due to an awkward sexual incident between former stars
Roy Hibbert and Paul George.
“It all started with a groupie named Dixie,” one highly dependable source
says. “Roy and Paul were engaging in a threesome with her after the win aga
inst Utah on March 2. But they ended up crossing swords, and th... 阅读全帖 |
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s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 14 It all started with a groupie named Dixie,” one highly dependable source
says. “Roy and Paul were engaging in a threesome with her after the win
against Utah on March 2. But they ended up crossing swords, and then there
was lots of shouting and crying.
还有这段，也太搞笑了，感觉是他们本来是想一起搞个女人的，然后一不小心
就变成了搞基？
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G*********s
发帖数: 6786 | 15 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 纽约找鸡经历ZT
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 21 15:50:13 2014, 美东)
发信人: Saob (Saob), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 大家不要笑，我的一次纽约找鸡经历, 咳。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 11 23:29:51 2009, 美东)
在电话里根据菜单上的图，要了一个白妞。
几个对方来俩个人，不白不黑，也不像老墨。我说我就点了一个，怎么来两个？对方说
什么要和我threesome. 我当时觉得这不靠谱，万一被施暴后果不堪设想。后来其中一
个无趣的走了。然后我本来想问为什么和菜单上不一样，但是碍于面子，又不想被告种
族歧视，只能忍了。对方说是自己黎巴嫩的。长到也可以，可是不知到为什么，可能由
于紧张，1个小时内一直无法勃起。最后只能摸了摸她奶子屁股等地方，不了了之。
1000刀就这么没了，在加上我自己出的旅馆费用。曼哈顿中城旅馆一夜150. 后来想想
都窝囊。 |
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C**o
发帖数: 10373 | 16 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: laodaniang (老大娘), 信区: Military
标 题: 纽约找鸡经历ZT (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 22 01:07:14 2014, 美东)
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 纽约找鸡经历ZT
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 21 15:50:13 2014, 美东)
发信人: Saob (Saob), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 大家不要笑，我的一次纽约找鸡经历, 咳。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 11 23:29:51 2009, 美东)
在电话里根据菜单上的图，要了一个白妞。
几个对方来俩个人，不白不黑，也不像老墨。我说我就点了一个，怎么来两个？对方说
什么要和我threesome. 我当时觉得这不靠谱，万一被施暴后果不堪设想。后来其中一
个无趣的走了。然后我本来想问为什么和菜单上不一样，但是碍于面子，又不想被告种
族歧视，只能忍了。对方说是自己黎巴嫩的。长到也可以，可... 阅读全帖 |
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K*****2
发帖数: 9308 | 17 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Karcas2 (drum spinner), 信区: Military
标 题: 体制天灭：路易斯安那2女老师因和16岁男学生3P被捕
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 2 14:54:19 2014, 美东)
Two female teachers have been arrested after a 16-year-old male pupil
bragged about the trio having a threesome.
The student, who has not been named, claims the two English teachers from a
Louisiana High School invited him back to their home after a football game
last month.
The two teachers, Shelley Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24, then had sex
w... 阅读全帖 |
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j****n
发帖数: 3370 | 18 re 3p或者threesome没有性别限制 包括三男的
不然某些人又要上街抗议了 |
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g**********n
发帖数: 1442 | 19 twosome, threesome, this is handsome! |
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z*********e
发帖数: 10149 | 21 PSA: Here's a list of hints a girl likes you. Disclaimer: every girl is
different.
Observe her "baseline behavior" and see if she has deviations from that
behavior. Example: She doesn't touch anyone, but hugs you a lot.
Girls prefer to "create opportunities" for the guy to make a move, rather
than make a move herself. These are clues, not confirmation. Real answer is
to ask her out.
She says compliments like, "Hey, I like your shirt." If she keeps walking,
no go. If she stays to chat? Stop, talk... 阅读全帖 |
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i****s
发帖数: 729 | 22 are you sure? proton and electron will come up all together?
you are so "Wen Ke Sheng" zeze~~
positron with electron,
individual proton and nutron can be considered as threesome :) |
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y********k
发帖数: 677 | 24 我其实那天就贴出来了，可能没人注意。 看完video，一定要看完，你就知道了
some background：Holden (Ben Affleck) met Alyssa Jones (Joey Lauren Adams)
at a comic book convention in New York. Holden is attracted to Alyssa, but
soon learns that she is a lesbian. The two begin hanging out. Eventually,
Holden confesses his love to Alyssa. And the two begin a romantic
relationship.
Holden soon finds out that Alyssa participated in a threesome during high
school, which gave her the nickname, "Finger Cuffs". Holden is deeply
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G******U
发帖数: 4211 | 25 Bill Zeller
I have the urge to declare my sanity and justify my actions, but I assume I'
ll never be able to convince anyone that this was the right decision. Maybe
it's true that anyone who does this is insane by definition, but I can at
least explain my reasoning. I considered not writing any of this because of
how personal it is, but I like tying up loose ends and don't want people to
wonder why I did this. Since I've never spoken to anyone about what happened
to me, people would likely draw ... 阅读全帖 |
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c********e
发帖数: 42175 | 26 刚听了个笑话。。“知道了twosome,和threesome以后，我再也不要handsome么。。我祝
愿我的仇人们都handsome...” |
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