发帖数: 1 | 1 Stone Cold Word
Longboat Key, Florida4m ago
AG Barr investigating a missing Twinkie is a joke.
So I am reading all these comments laughing and calling out "conspiracy
theories". It's easy to "throw shade"..... getting "shade to stick" is
another story.
I know this. A high profile prisoner, who supposedly tried to kill
himself just two weeks ago, this guy could not get near a 6 inch piece of
thread. Now that's not a "conspiracy theory".
The "shade slingers" want us to believe that this ego ... 阅读全帖 |
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f*******m
发帖数: 3759 | 2 有一次亲耳在餐馆听到的隔壁餐桌的对话，发誓绝无虚构，一对母女，女儿大概六七岁
的样子
妈妈：do you want to learn some math?
女儿：@_@
妈妈：20 by 20 is 400
女儿：@_@
妈妈：30 by 30 is... ummm... ummm... 600
女儿：@_@
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c********d
发帖数: 85 | 3 Ummm, dickhead, do you really think only one person can use this ID? Only
retards like you would post real personal info online. Now go keep digging
the shit ...
No one gave a shit about who you are or what you do. But you homo just keep
talking bad English, good English, then swapping your own shit between
English and Chinese, then wsn and wsv, then repost every word under this ID.
Ummm, what is it?? You know the answer: inferiority complexion!!
Now go stick your head in your ass!! Apparently y... 阅读全帖 |
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a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 4 几天间断的聊, 我是hey_malen
hey_malen (6:24:30 PM): hi
peachesrsucky_13 (6:27:54 PM): hi
hey_malen (6:28:35 PM): what are u doing sexy
peachesrsucky_13 (6:28:44 PM): lol being bored what bout u?
hey_malen (6:28:52 PM): me too
hey_malen (6:29:50 PM): are u a freaky person?
peachesrsucky_13 (6:30:05 PM): lol im not scared of nething if thats what u
mean
hey_malen (6:30:33 PM): oh nah
peachesrsucky_13 (6:30:43 PM): what do u mean by freaky then?
hey_malen (6:30:45 PM): like do u get horny?
peachesrsucky_13... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5142 | 5 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
aspec (尸体找到了) 于 (Tue Mar 8 01:48:08 2011, 美东) 提到:
无聊在craigslist上找了个美国女生msn聊天
聊了几天她和我说她是minor
我也没多想, 继续聊, 又聊了几天, 具体内容都是些闲话
但是有几次被她稍微引导, 我开始和她聊了一点点成人话题, 是有点毛, 但不算很毛的
那种啦
然后她想出来见面, 我一心只想多交个朋友, 多一个练习口语的机会, 有点装纯, 不过
这绝对是我的唯一目的, 绝对没有半点非分之想
约了在她家附近的麦当奴见面, 然后就杯具了
我一下车刚走到餐\\厅门口就被几个警察冲过来压在地上, 用手扣锁起来
我还没来得及反应就有个警察说是根据 xxxx 条例要递补我, 我还没听清楚是啥条例, 就已经被送上警车. 我当时没有问, 一会后平静下来也猜到是怎么一回事
就是被钓鱼啊
我一直保持沉默. 到了警局. 警察问我需要找翻译不, 我很怕被判罪, 但更怕丑事被更多人知道, 尤其是同胞知道, 所以拒绝了.
警察拿了我msn的对话纪录出... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 22734 | 6 They spent 14 billion for the opening ceremony :(
@ Mike you really need to talk to the English coppers, they are very poorly
paid, my own brother is on duty dealy with the people attending and they
aren't getting extra pay.
0users liked this commentPlease sign in to rate a Thumb UpPlease sign in to
rate a Thumb Down0users disliked this commentLynn 2 minutes 43 seconds ago
Celebrating their Health Care, and the queen looks bored to death. I'm
excited. The build up was better then the real thing.... 阅读全帖 |
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y****h
发帖数: 372 | 7 http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/10/hello-im-definitely-
"Hello, I'm definitely not calling from India. Can I take control of your PC
?"
Scareware goes offline: fake telemarketers request remote access to PCs.
by Jon Brodkin - Oct 3 2012, 2:25pm EDT
Lawsuits
151
The Federal Trade Commission today announced a broad crackdown on scareware
scammers accused of using an ancient technology—the telephone—to trick
thousands of unsuspecting victims into handing over full access to their
Window... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****n
发帖数: 1998 | 8 http://thebitchywaiter.com/2017/06/waitress-puts-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-befor
e-serving-it.html
Okay, prepare yourselves for the most atrocious act I have ever seen or hear
d of a server doing. Many, many people sent this video to me and I originall
y decided not to share it because, quite frankly, it’s disgusting and I did
n’t want to give the general public any more reason to think that we server
s are lowlife scum bags. However, after seeing how many people had already s
hared it, I figured wh... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 9 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 早上起来发现男闺蜜在被窝里...
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 1 19:17:28 2018, 美东)
UMMM...相信我，我觉得这个感觉并不怎么好。而且迷迷糊糊的我是什么都记不得的。
和老公吵架了之后就跟男闺蜜出来high到了晚上我男闺蜜送我回的家，好似老公也不再
，不知道去干嘛了，于是乎...
反正这事儿过了快一周，我俩都没后来又说过这件事。但是心里觉得真的不太舒服啊，
有种到底后来发生了什么我依稀的能猜出来了。但是我真的是不希望这样啊。很多人都
说男闺蜜就是男备胎，我不是这么想的啊！我是真的想和我男闺蜜做朋友啊。现在有点
不敢见他的感觉。但是我俩一个地方上班，早上一起去上班，我老公觉得我俩要是没有
他肯定就有一腿了。
现在有他我俩也有一腿了。除了说我应该咋办我也没别的话可说了。
男闺蜜今晚约我吃个饭，我现在想要不要去，还是装作没看到现在去健身房锻炼完了之
后就跟他说没洗澡没时间不去了来得及吗？
真的是...以后喝酒我宁愿起床后... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 10 Ummm.... but we are focusing on pumping out heavily indebted "college
graduates" focused on ethnic studies and psychology.
And we are unhappy when these Chinese foreigner's are getting all the PhD in
the "real subjects" at our universities.
Most of our universities need the "foreign student" high fee paying clients
(students) to subsidize our "low income kids who need to go to college". |
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g******a
发帖数: 778 | 11 告诉美国人这些在学real subject 的中国人整天琢磨改行
：Ummm.... but we are focusing on pumping out heavily indebted "college
：graduates" focused on ethnic studies and psychology. |
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发帖数: 1 | 12 一个是这个人玩不起，输不起的，这个感觉真心感觉不到这个孙杨的问题。与其说孙杨
有问题，不如说这边操作的霍顿有问题啊，感觉每次都跟故意放水的那个感觉是一样的
。真心感觉到了孙杨还是很厉害的。
另外一个是我感觉霍顿就跟每次被那个叫什么的。就是万年的老二一样，真心你要是有
怨气也正常，要是我也肯定是有的，但是其他的人我只能说，你们真的是无聊的要命。
我之前就感觉孙杨的性格还是真的好欺负，要是我的话，早就充满敌意的搞他了。
所以说霍顿这种人，你要是说硬着来他也能行，因为人也是有本事的不是那种完全百分
百的给你搞那种所谓的我没有能力什么的那种之类的。所以我感觉孙杨是真的挺厉害的
其实也是。但是其他的就不同了。其他的就是霍顿的这些...我觉得还是...ummm说这个
可能不太好，但是说真的你这个气度也不像是做老大的料子啊。
不过还是很厉害了，要是这么操作也是挺好的，之后也别说了.. |
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发帖数: 1 | 14 ZT. Anyone who can have a reasonable thought process knows that non citizens
are voting. That's why liberals pander to the illegal community , that's
why they have sanctuary cities and defy federal law. Every time legislation
is proposed to show ID or proof of citizenship to vote the left comes out en
mass to oppose it with lame excuses like it is discriminatory, and racist
and poses an undue burden on the poor. That POS Ruth Bader Ginsburg fights
any action requiring ID to vote with fantasy sto... 阅读全帖 |
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l*********e
发帖数: 605 | 15 看楼主的说法，车子看时已经有点问题还最后买了，真是。。。。 另外哪有人没定下
买就签合约的，不管是什么都不能签的。
我有一次在houston的Don McDrill Toyota 看中了一台Audi A4。dealer在谈好的价格
上加了1000元，我已经签了一半的文件，里面有我的SSN，才发现不对，和dealer交涉
，态度不好。顿时对车子的也没那么喜欢了。后来就决定不买了，才出门才想起签了的
文件，回头跟他要。 dealer不给，还让他们的manager出来和我谈，根本就不听我说的
，就是想要我按他们的价钱买。我说我不买了，要回paper work 他说要存档的，因为
假如他们被Audi的话要有证明，我说谁会查你，你都没用过我的SSN去查我的信用。
Manager不听，我有个老美朋友一起去的， 她出面说了，就3分钟的事， 签的paper还
在那人手里，我们是现金买车，你为什么要查信用啊？ 就算是我的白人朋友，她也说
了重复2-3次，那Manager才听进去了，说ummm如果这样的话，我去问问看，如果是没有
人查过的话，可以退给你的。
查完，当然没有人用过，把签好的还给我了。然后，说... 阅读全帖 |
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d*******a
发帖数: 623 | 16 ummm it seems i left a good impression on you. May I ask your QQ number? |
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D**********s
发帖数: 3139 | 18 ummm。。。其实分情况，akg嘛确实有点，虽然没有倒退但是也没有什么大进步。以前
我就听好多人抱怨k240是忽悠出来的，还有什么低音特差，噗噗的。。。其实很多人真
的是没有推好。。。在专业设备上的表现决定了他这么长的销售奇迹，那些录音棚也不
傻。。。呵呵，森海从600到大奥低频倒真有点点噗噗，哈哈，木办法，瑕不掩瑜。其
他牌子倒是都还好，新机肯定有进步，只是相比于经典机型来说，有的是狗尾续貂了，
另外有的就是做了一些妥协，对音源的，对放大器的，对动态的，对密度的，对延伸的
，对阻抗的，等等。新不如旧，可能大家说的是对严谨hifi理念的一种妥协。。。说着
说着想起了KEF，哈哈。
对于有的烧友，他们不光是用耳朵欣赏一幅耳机，他们可能从入门开始心里就有个高大
形象，比如hd520之类的，所以有的时候买老不买新也是一种自我实现。呵呵，小时候
看港剧里面的k240，不想要一个才怪。 |
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f*****x
发帖数: 57 | 20 去CA? ummm.
那过去也是 SDE II? Package 有 210K+?
谢谢。 |
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m********o
发帖数: 226 | 21 Here’s another freebie you can score! Just go here http://www.facebook.com/axe and click on the upper tab “Axe Cleans Your Balls”, then click on the “Watch Monica in Action” link. While watching the video, you’ll notice a pop up with this phone number: #1-877-3AXE-BALL . Call the number and then press #1 (because you found out about this offer from the video), then you’ll need to answer an interesting question (or your hubby may want to). Ummm, I think I won’t say much more about this little q |
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发帖数: 378 | 22 ummm. would the revaluation also suggest an up-trend for broad market? For
exporters- good news because more chinese demands. Although it is bad for
importer, but that would be a good piece of news for local manufacturors -
more buy local less foreign imported. |
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E**O
发帖数: 1980 | 23 “The pool was small, considering the size of the motel. They also had a
kiddie pool and three hot tubs, but only one hot tub was working. Ummm, my
biggest beef with the pool was that we went swimming one evening, came back
to the room, turned on the local news and the top story was that a couple
had drowned 18 hours earlier in OUR MOTEL POOL!!! Nothing like coming in
from a swim and having your 6 year old say, "look, that is our motel on TV..
.and someone died in our pool". When we asked the fro... 阅读全帖 |
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z*******n
发帖数: 830 | 24
ummm 看不懂。。。
我其实是问任何情况下的填表，不光tax. 现在想起来不是鳏寡，那是widowed.
那1和2哪个是separated呢？ |
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t********r
发帖数: 5 | 27 ummm...没有呢...公司没听说要请人...不知道你还知不知道另外两个网站:
www.flipdogs.com
www.dice.com
没monster.com好，不过可以试试看... |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 28 ummm... you are lucky, but I think the application form needs that number.
Some interviewer just ask again, if you are male. |
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k*****2
发帖数: 303 | 29
called and single order of broiled crawfish is 18 and double order is 32.
the girl said for single order you get a lot.
go next firday, 5/14. Let me know. We can grab more people.
ummm. Not really interest in crawfish, but own brewed beer is good to try...
.Next Friday I might free... |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 31 ummm..... calm down.... life is beautiful...
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 33 ummm....当了版竹比这些惨多了...........呵呵.......... |
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f******g
发帖数: 1697 | 35 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
bp052437 (Vincent) 于 (Thu Sep 9 22:09:21 2010, 美东) 提到:
最惨的80后：奔三、没婚、没房、没车、没钱、没相貌、没身材、没背景、没死！
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windsalt (清浅) 于 (Thu Sep 9 22:14:37 2010, 美东) 提到:
没人回帖子
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LXJSmonk (紫色心情的 LXJS NYC_monk) 于 (Thu Sep 9 22:15:15 2010, 美东) 提到:
你消灭了0 回帖！
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jaffl973 (jaff) 于 (Thu Sep 9 22:21:54 2010, 美东) 提到:
你还好吧，我都奔四了。
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 36 The cause is 1 楼，the effect is 2 楼, the mutation is 3 楼， and I am sure your reply will be in ...ummm...6 楼。 Finally, please go back and read 2 楼
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 37 and i got a text with a 203 area code... i dont recognize that phone number.
from the tone of the text, i texted back: "rodrigo?" guessing it was my
mexican friend...
then i thought about it more, and think it couldn't be him. he's in seattle
and it's like 8.20 am there...
then i called that phone number back, and turns out it was some dude i haven
't contacted for about a year (he called me once about a month ago, that was
it).
he was like, did u get a new phone or something?
i was like, umm... 阅读全帖 |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 38 这简单，没油 signal control center，或什么的。
更加复杂的，堵车厉害的时候，红绿灯没用，警察指挥，红灯的时候，挥手要过去。。
ummm。。不知道是否还是停在那里。。又或者突然间路边冲出个人来。。
又或者停在路中间，有大货车转弯，挡住了，要后退，不知道会不会退。
太多了，都是要人与人之间沟通的，估计 google 都想好了。 |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 39 ummm..好像有一点道理。。
用心良苦。有没有串通？
一默 |
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P********r
发帖数: 1383 | 40
ummm, i don't think i personally demanded the above.
i was just pointing out a rather funny self identification. |
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V**********1
发帖数: 24381 | 41 Ummm, or you can go with "AAAh, very funny" then walk away |
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s*********g
发帖数: 940 | 42 ummm，不用存钱吗？
他一个月叫完401k能拿会家7500，交地税还贷款3500, 还剩4000，足够了。 |
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s*********g
发帖数: 940 | 43 ummm...在我印象中好像没见着Provo有什么公共交通啊。good luck! |
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s*********g
发帖数: 940 | 44 ummm...可否扫盲一下，谁是B B King? |
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p*********e
发帖数: 32207 | 47 谢谢分享!
这个就是典型的体育专栏作家的风格了,看着也很习惯
前面那一篇太华丽了:D
摘抄几段:
"
LBJ: Dude, what if we teamed up and joined forces. It could be like the
Redeem
Team all over again and everyone would love us!
Wade: Bro, that would be awesome. My team is terrible. I hate pulling their
crummy carcasses to 45 wins and a first-round playoff exit every year.
LBJ: Yeah, and I can’t beat Boston by myself. I need another good teammate
to topple them.
Wade: Bro, I think we could do it…but are you sure that you and me is good
enough? D... 阅读全帖 |
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