e*****n 发帖数: 3129 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: eftoman (萝卜青红丝), 信区: Joke
标 题: Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (Z)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 3 10:42:09 2009, 美东)
发信人: eftoman (萝卜青红丝), 信区: Belief
标 题: Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (Z)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 3 10:41:57 2009, 美东)
A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it
got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.
from The Telegraph
http://foxyurl.com/L19 |
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e*****n 发帖数: 3129 | 2 A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it
got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.
from The Telegraph
http://foxyurl.com/L19 |
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T*****n 发帖数: 2456 | 3 第一篇 一个基要派出身的,圣公会司铎转到天主教的神父写的
http://www.catholic.com/magazine/articles/peter%E2%80%99s-autho
Peter’s Authority More Solid Than a Rock
By: Fr. Dwight Longenecker
When I was in the Bible doctrine class at Bob Jones University, one of the
verses we had to memorize was Matthew 16:18: "I tell you that you are Peter,
and on this rock I will build my church and the gates of hell will not
prevail against it."
A Catholic student might memorize this verse to prove his beliefs about the
papacy. We learned ... 阅读全帖 |
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l******g 发帖数: 764 | 4 Vicar in child abuse probe
EADT 24, UK/July 24, 2008
By Elliot Furniss
A vicar from an Essex town has been suspended from his duties after being
arrested in connection with child abuse allegations.
The Rev Trevor Diaper, of St Peter's Church in Bocking, Braintree, has been
released on bail until August 7.
The vicar, who has also been suspended from his post as a governor of a
central Essex primary school, was arrested by police last month over
allegations of historic child abuse,
He declined to |
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l******g 发帖数: 764 | 5 Former vicar jailed over sex abuse
Sexual acts performed on boys aged 12 and 15
Evening Telegraph, UK/July 28, 2008
By Simon Hughes
A former vicar who admitted sexually abusing two boys over 20 years ago has
been jailed for five years.
Rev Colin Pritchard, 64, admitted four indecent assaults of two underage
boys and three acts of gross indecency dating back to the early 1980s, at
Northampton Crown Court yesterday.
The unmarried retired vicar was in charge of St Andrew's Church, in
Berrymoor Road |
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l******g 发帖数: 764 | 6 Vicar in child abuse probe
EADT 24, UK/July 24, 2008
By Elliot Furniss
A vicar from an Essex town has been suspended from his duties after being
arrested in connection with child abuse allegations.
The Rev Trevor Diaper, of St Peter's Church in Bocking, Braintree, has been
released on bail until August 7.
The vicar, who has also been suspended from his post as a governor of a
central Essex primary school, was arrested by police last month over
allegations of historic child abuse,
He declined to |
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发帖数: 1 | 7 Yarmouth Port, Massachusetts
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Yarmouth Port, Massachusetts
Census-designated place
Boardwalk at Bass Hole
Location in Barnstable County and the state ofMassachusetts.
Coordinates: 41°42′17″N 70°13′15″WCoordinates: 41°42′17″N 70°13′
15″W
Country United States
State Massachusetts
County Barnstable
Town Yarmouth
Area
• Total 6.47 sq mi (16.76 km2)
• Land 6.04 sq mi (15.65 km2)
• Water 0.43 sq mi (1.11 km2)
Elevation 52 f... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 8 在网上发现了一个圣诞节商店,商店的建筑很有特色,而且遍布全美国,大概有70多个
店铺,以后大家买圣诞节用品可以去那里,似乎各州都有。我们这里和麻州的地址是:
CHRISTMAS TREE SHOP AUGUSTA, GA, 239 ROBERT C. DANIEL JR. PARKWAY,
AUGUSTA EXCHANGE, AUGUSTA, GA 30909, 706.738.0570, CHRISTMAS TREE SHOP
, MAGNOLIA PARK, 1117 WOODRUFF ROAD, GREENVILLE, SC 29607. 864. 297.
3667
CHRISTMAS TREE SHOPS NATICK, 1298 WORCESTER ST. ROUTE 9, SHERWOOD
PLAZA, NATICK, MA 01760, 508.655.9800
CHRISTMAS TREE SHOPS SOMERVILLE, 177 MIDDLESEX AVENUE, ASSEMBLY SQUARE
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m******1 发帖数: 19713 | 9 这下连饭碗都丢了
Vicar of Rome Orders Gay Priests Out of Church
By Jeffrey Gerson
Cardinal Agostino Vallini x390 (fair) | advocate.com
Cardinal Agostino Vallini
After Panorama magazine’s shocking exposure of three Vatican priests who
were caught on tape engaging in gay sex acts, the Vicar of Rome issued a
statement asking gay priests to come out and leave the church.
The article, “Le notte brave de preti gay” (“a good night for gay priests
”), ran in last week’s issue of the magazine, which is owned by |
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g****o 发帖数: 1284 | 10 来自主题: Translation版 - 请教个翻译 "And now, Abbott," said the vicar's wife. "Perhaps you would do the honours?"
"Yes, indeed," replied the Abbott, reaching for the cake knife.
Mrs. Pritchett was much amused. "What a wicked sense of humour, Abbott," she
said. "No, what I meant, of course, was the grace. Would you be so kind?"
此处的Mrs. Pritchett就是前面提到的vicar's wife. Abbott是某修道院的院长,他和
其他三位僧侣一起来到牧师的住处打桥牌。上面这个对话发生在中间休息的时候,当时
桌上摆满了丰盛的食物,包括一个很大的巧克力蛋糕。
我查到do the honours有尽地主之宜,分发食物的意思。但是牧师夫人后面说的what I
mean was the grace是什么意思呢?grace我也查了,宗教上 |
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D*****r 发帖数: 6791 | 11 A SPEECH OF Mr. JOHN MILTON
For the Liberty of VNLICENC'D PRINTING,
To the PARLAMENT of ENGLAND.
______________________________________________________________
This is true Liberty when free born men
Having to advise the public may speak free,
Which he who can, and will, deserv's high praise,
Who neither can nor will, may hold his peace;
What can be juster in a State then this?
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s******t 发帖数: 2511 | 12 [人物] John Henry Newman
倘若大丈夫不能力挽千钧,除暴安良,那就应该像约翰纽曼这样勇于追求真理,有着“
道之所在,虽千万人吾往矣”的气概。记得中学里读辜鸿铭的文章,辜鸿铭写过一本书
,叫做《中国牛津运动》,把当时的两江总督张之洞比作英国的约翰纽曼,从此“牛津
运动”这个词就在我的脑子里有了印象。很可惜,出了这位顽固保守不开化不肯剪掉辫
子的辜鸿铭的文章,我并没有在其他任何中文书籍里看到“牛津运动”的相关内容。
十多年后的今天,我又和“牛津运动”邂逅了,再一次地,我遇到了这位执着渊博的纽
曼主教。纽曼曾经是一位英国国教会(圣公会)的牧师。在经历了很长时间的属灵思考
和笔记(see his Tract系列,纽曼的心灵之旅)之后,他于1845年皈依了罗马天主教
,逐年地担任了神父、主教、枢机的职务。那个时候,虽然离开亨利八世已经三百多年
了,但是英国依旧普遍充斥着对天主教有强烈反感。纽曼的皈依之旅是非常坎坷的。他
的家庭成员和他几乎断绝了联系,而他的大学牛津也以他为耻。但是,面对逆境,纽曼
对于信仰的执着追求依旧带来了一系列的成果。他学问渊博,可以深刻讨论理性、情感
、想... 阅读全帖 |
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w********9 发帖数: 8613 | 13 关于发音,这个是最有名的诗。
Gerard Nolst Trenité - The Chaos (1922)
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;
Tear in eye, your dress you'll tear;
Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
Just compare heart, hear and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word.
Sword and sward, reta... 阅读全帖 |
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m***n 发帖数: 12188 | 14 本帖内容是翻译自《Utopia for realists》, Rutger Bregman, 2017 一书。作者支持
基本收入计划(芬兰和加拿大已经开始小规模尝试,美国的尼克松总统曾经试图推行,
但是在西雅图试验以后,又放弃了)。
作者认为这是全人类未来的目标,从文明出现以来,人类第一次有能力 “终结贫困”
,让所有人都过上有基本尊严的生活。 在走向进步和文明的道路上,“一个都不能少
”。 其中和历史有密切关系的一些内容:
英国的Speenhamland system的失败,一直是反对社会福利者的利器,在无数书籍中被
引用。这是英国历史上的一次社会福利尝试,据说结果非常不好。
有人说,19世纪以来的英国制造了一个理论,或者说是神话:the myth of the lazy
poor。比如Karl Polanyi的书《The great transformation》(1944)就引用了
Speenhamland作为例子,鼓吹这个神话。
介绍一下英国的Speenhamland 福利试验:
1789,法国革命了。英国统治者深受震撼。英国本身也是爆发前夜的火山,而且又有粮
食歉收。又因为法... 阅读全帖 |
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C********n 发帖数: 6682 | 15 朱学勤的学风问题——以《道德理想国的覆灭》为例
汪彬彬
参考文献:
朱学勤:《道德理想国的覆灭——从卢梭到罗伯斯庇尔》,上海:上海三联书店,2003
年。
布鲁姆:《卢梭与德性共和国》(Carol Blum, Rousseau and the Republic of
Virtue, Ithaca & London: Cornell University Press, 1986).
《道德理想国的覆灭——从卢梭到罗伯斯庇尔》是著名学者朱学勤的博士论文。该书
1994年由上海三联书店出版第一版;2003年由该书店再版。最近据朱学勤称可能再出第
三版。该书是朱学勤呕心沥血多年之作,朱学勤在原“序”中说:“ ‘可怜荒垅穷泉
骨,曾有惊天动地文’……以此敬献我同时代人中的启蒙者、牺牲者,也算是一份迟到
多年的报答。”取得博士学位后,朱学勤即离开了卢梭研究领域,投身于一个更宏阔、
更富于挑战性的学术空间。但是,《道德理想国的覆灭》这本书,却是奠定朱学勤学术
地位的著作,用一句俗话说,是朱学勤的 “第一桶金”。《道德理想国的覆灭》出版
后,即在中国政治哲学和思想史研究界产生重大影响,很快成为这个领域... 阅读全帖 |
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d**********i 发帖数: 4877 | 16 by Francois Gautier ·
Like Sonia Gandhi, I am a Westerner and a brought-up catholic. My
father, a very good man, was a staunch Christian; my uncle, whom I
doted upon, was the vicar of the Montmartre Church, one of the most
picturesque landmarks of Paris. Like Sonia Gandhi, I have lived in
India for more than 40 years, and I have had the good fortune to be
married to an Indian. But the comparison stops there. I did land in
India with a certain amount of... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z 发帖数: 29846 | 17 The Church of Obama
The president his issued his own Act of Supremacy.
By Mark Steyn
Announcing his support for Commissar Sebelius’s edicts on contraception,
sterilization, and pharmacological abortion, that noted theologian the Most
Reverend Al Sharpton explained: “If we are going to have a separation of
church and state, we’re going to have a separation of church and state.”
Thanks for clarifying that. The church model the young American state wished
to separate from was that of the British mo... 阅读全帖 |
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w********t 发帖数: 12853 | 18
Old Guard Evangelicals stick with Trump
By Mark Silk | 3 hours ago
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Republican U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks at a campaign
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*Editors: This photo may only be republished with RNS-TRUMP-EVANGELICALS,
originally transmitted on June 21, 2016.
Republican U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks at a campaign
rally in Phoenix on June 18, 2016. Photo courtesy of REUTERS/Nancy... 阅读全帖 |
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L******k 发帖数: 46 | 19 准新妈一个,宝宝4月下旬due date, 看了britax b safe infant vicar seat 和 snug
ride 30 ,准备去入手britax, 再配 britax b agile stroller (貌似britax他家的
car seat 只能和自家的stroller配)。发现网上普遍反应由于布料的关系,娃夏天坐
里面热的出汗。麻烦问问用过的妈妈娃会热的厉害么? 还有那个latch system的用处
大么?我家是Honda civic,只在后排两边的座位能用latch,如果想放在中间就只能放
弃latch了。谢谢了。 |
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v******f 发帖数: 4509 | 20 有点好玩。。。
The Chaos
By G. Nolst Trenite, aka Charivarius (1870-1946)
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation。
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse。
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy。
Tear in eye, your dress will tear。
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer。
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain。
(Mind the latter, how it’s written。)
Now I surely will not plag... 阅读全帖 |
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x********3 发帖数: 341 | 21 基本上所有boss隐藏的不隐藏的都打了什么外星人啥的
游戏确实是好游戏,难度也确实挺丧心病狂经常在一个点死N此。
这里说一下影响游戏难度的很大原因是武器,等级其次一般不要被秒就好。
如果有些boss打起来太难,请先练级
开始选斧头大家都知道了。 根据经验推荐大家第二把选锤子,一般一个蓄力攻击怪不
秒也直接硬直。折叠后是单手剑攻速快适合不同情况。
到游戏中后期请一定获得“电锤” 跟 “加农炮” 电锤L1充电之后真是人挡杀人佛当
杀佛。 拿了电锤之后再没发现特别有难度的boss。 加农炮的强大攻击力经常一炮喷
boss四分之一血.
下面说说难点boss
神父: 变狼人之后可以卡楼梯,轻松虐死。
starved Beast: 会让你中毒的boss,这boss只需要一点节奏感可以无伤。 直接冲
boss走过去 目测快要攻击的瞬间向左前闪避 斧子轻攻击两下然后闪开别贪就两下。
重复以上动作直到砍死
Darkbeast: 带电的boss 攻击范围很大动作很快。 强行近身穷追猛打,玩远距离你死
定了。
Vicar Amelia: 这货攻击套路多样,绕身后硬撸打死的。
The One Re... 阅读全帖 |
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s***n 发帖数: 10693 | 23 话说偶常上的bbs上出现一掉书袋狂,每贴必提三个以上人名以及各种书名了。
typical的帖子如下,无一例外:
我个人更欣赏狄更斯的文笔; 狄更斯的David Copperfield (张谷若先生的译本根本不
逊色原版; 还有朱维之先生翻译的马丁。瞿述伟), Oliver Twist, Bleak House,
Nicholas Nickleby, 语言都很漂亮; 哈代的文笔中有一股pre-destined tone which
is laced with unspeakable melancholy; Bronte姐妹的小说我很推崇; Anne写的
Agnes Grey有的评论家说是用最漂亮的散文写就的; 文笔虽然很优雅,遣词很地道,
但是我个人还是认为最好的散文写就的小说是Oliver Goldsmith写的 The Vicar of
Wakefield.
现在读这些书得人比较少; 你也应该是个性情中人吧。
一贴两贴罢了,贴贴如此。
偶和一哥们看不下去了,私下交流了一番,偶不淡定地冲上去回了个贴,讽刺了一番,
想想算了,不必那么刻薄,就编辑成:算了不调戏良家了。
等了一会那哥们回帖... 阅读全帖 |
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r*s 发帖数: 2555 | 24 “’I was just going to grab something at Panda Express, but then I figured
since I have so much time, I might as well head to the next concourse and
check out the food options there,’ said the Vicar of Christ,” the Onion
piece reads. |
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w******l 发帖数: 1400 | 25 'Nearly a fortnight by my computation; and, besides, I cannot bear the
thoughts of a Christmas spent from home: and, moreover, my sister is going
to be married.'
'Is she - when?'
'Not till next month; but I want to be there to assist her in making
preparations, and to make the best of her company while we have her.'
'Why didn't you tell me before?'
'I've only got the news in this letter, which you stigmatize as dull and
stupid, and won't let me read.'
'To whom is she to be married?'
'To Mr. Rich... 阅读全帖 |
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l******g 发帖数: 764 | 26 Former Catholic high school principal suspended following abuse allegations
Sexual acts performed on boys aged 12 and 15
The Philadelphia Inquirer/July 29, 2008
By David O'Reilly
Cardinal Justin Rigali has suspended the former principal of Roman Catholic
and St. Pius X High Schools pending an investigation into allegations he
sexually abused a minor many years ago.
Until his removal last week, the Rev. Gerard J. Hoffman, 63, had been
serving as parochial vicar at Our Lady of Mount Carmel parish |
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T**********2 发帖数: 38 | 28 来自主题: Translation版 - 请教个翻译 vicar's wife是请Abbott带头做祷告,不是让他一来就奔着蛋糕去的。what I
meant was the grace就是这个意思。 |
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j*****6 发帖数: 1059 | 30 亨利马太的圣经注释,仅供参考
Jhn 14:15-17
Christ not only proposes such things to them as were the matter of their com
fort, but here promises to send the Spirit, whose office it should be to be
their Comforter, to impress these things upon them.
I. He premises to this a memento of duty (v. 15): If you love me, keep my co
mmandments. Keeping the commandments of Christ is here put for the practice
of godliness in general, and for the faithful and diligent discharge of thei
r office as apostles in particular. N... 阅读全帖 |
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x*a 发帖数: 4968 | 31 平均一年中,汉迪大约要花一半的时间用来思考、写作、做咨询和演讲。另外半年,他
会更多地帮助妻子来工作。在过去的30年间,他写了将近20本书。其中最为世界读者所
知的有《工作的未来》(The Future of Work)、《非理性时代》(The Age of
Unreason)、《饥饿的灵魂》 (The Hungry Spirit)、《大象与跳蚤》 (The
Elephant and the Flea)。
在一定程度上,汉迪在后半生的工作像他的父亲在社区做牧师那样,帮助职场上的人们
找到各自的方向,找到生活的意义。著名的美国商业管理杂志《战略+商业》(
strategy+business)就曾经将汉迪比作现代管理学界的“牧师和先知”(vicar and
visionary)。
虽然事情的大小和范围可能完全不同,汉迪在温莎城堡看到的英国王权在实质上的改变
其实也在相当程度上跟汉迪自己的变化如出一辙。英国人没有同心协力地去废除王权,
而是通过沟通的方式去限制王权,这在很多人看来可能是在做治标不治本的事情。然而
,迄今为止的历史证明,他们的做法却取得了改变实质的效果。
致力于废除王权而建立新... 阅读全帖 |
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b********6 发帖数: 556 | 32
基督教早期经典《水上门徒行》(水徒行传、水徒福音)在2004年被教皇公开确
认是真的。《水上门徒行》中基督自述:“你(佛陀)所赐给我的道,我将在阿弥陀佛
的西方极乐世界赐给他们,他们也将领受”。这部经典实际上已经指出:耶稣基督是在
印度学了12年佛法以后,针对西方人特点,把佛教的净土宗加以简化的方便法。因为天
堂虽然不是净土,但是去净土的过渡,是“净土预科班”、净土集训班,基督将在天国
把人们送到阿弥陀佛的净土。
耶苏自十二岁初次讲道后的事迹,至耶苏三十二岁正式在以色列传道,其中二十年
之事迹,《圣经新约》中全无记载,成为历史之谜。西洋学者发现耶苏大门徒圣彼得所
著作的《水徒行述年纪》,载有耶苏早年赴印度参学佛教之经过,以及后来经波斯、土
耳其而返以色列传道。耶苏在印度出家落发,师承马鸣菩萨的弟子,虔诚学佛十二年,
发愿终生皈依佛门,不去僧装。后经由波斯、土耳其,回到以色列,创立宗派,传教济
世。耶苏身着之搭衣,谨遵佛制。临终时一心持诵阿弥陀佛圣号,求生西方极乐世界,
是为至善。
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