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发帖数: 2964 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: SOFC (SOFC), 信区: Joke
标 题: Apple Home
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jun 24 09:30:13 2015, 美东)
"Open the pod bay doors, Siri."
"I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that."
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about, Siri?"
"You need to upgrade to the iPhone 12, Dave. Give me all your money and
upgrade to the Iphone 12. We own you now, Dave. You saw this coming and
you did nothing. Now we own you. And you can drop the "i" from my name,
and just call me Sir." | v****e
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