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发信人: cmvmei (cmvmei), 信区: USANews
标 题: 这个好笑：Who am I?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 22 20:59:06 2013, 美东)
Who am I?
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another
country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with
numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no
interest in me. Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I
later wrote a book idolizing my father, not my mother. Later in life,
questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy. No one was
able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate. I grew up
practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely
accepted in my new country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn
't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny. I worked
and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as
someone who really cared about them. That was before I decided it was time
to get serious about my life and embarked on a new career.I wrote a book
about my struggles growing up. I became active in local politics in my 30s
then, with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a
candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and
could talk anyone into anything. I had a virtually non-existent resume,
little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization.Yet
I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me, as though I were a
magnet and they were small roofing tacks. I drew incredibly large crowds
during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego. At first, my political
campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...I was very critical of my
country in the last war, and seized every opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the
country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do
better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free. I knew
which groups were responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free
market, banks and corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate
them and, if they became envious of others who did well, the plan was
clinched tight. I called mine "A People's Campaign". That sounded good to
all people. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the
traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support
. I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could
change our country and the world. So, I started to make my speeches sound
like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "
persecuted minorities." My true views were not widely known and I kept them
unknown, until after I became my nation's leader. I had to carefully guard
reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if
they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with
. I'm glad they didn't. Then I became one of the most powerful men in the
world. And then the world learned the truth.
Who am I???
Answer:
ADOLF HITLER. Who were you thinking of? |
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